If I’d have bet on this relationship, I’d certainly be out a few dollars. Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow have called it quits! The two young quasi-lovers had been dating since this past summer when they were spotted grabbing kisses and holding hands, and it was apparently very serious stuff. Tim had already introduced Camilla to his parents, and it was widely reported that he believed (rightfully or wrongfully) that Camilla was a virgin and “the woman of his dreams,” which would seem quite appropriate for a young NFL star who is intent on saving himself for marriage.

Now Camilla and Tim have reportedly and sadly broken up, so we are free to hypothesize over the reason that Tim dumped Camilla. He totally dumped her, right? Let’s just go with that assumption. Now, was Camilla trying to get Tim into bed, and was it like that silly scene between the two virgins of Twilight: Eclipse where Bella is trying to get Edward into the tacky, golden bed, and he’s all, “But all I have left is my virtue!” Or … is it a case of Tim finding out from mysterious sources that Camilla isn’t exactly as virtuous as she seems?

Tim Tebow will have to start praying for a new lady.

After less than two months of dating, the New York Jets quarterback and actress Camilla Belle have called it quits, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.

Explains the source of Tebow, 25, and Belle, 26: “It just didn’t work out.”

Tebow and the Push actress were first spotted bowling with pals at Latitude 30 in Jacksonville, Florida on Oct. 30. “They were grabbing kisses and holding hands . . . They were having a great time together,” a witness said at the time of the Hollywood beauty and Tebow, a devout Christian who has said he plans to remain a virgin until marriage.

Before Belle, Tebow had been falsely linked to Glee’s Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift. Speaking of Swift, 22, Belle dated the singer’s ex, Joe Jonas, from 2008 to 2009.

[From Us Weekly]

You know, I really thought Camilla was going to pull this one off. Theoretically speaking, she had the perfect resumé — dating Joe Jonas of the mandatory purity ring — to end up with Tim Tebow. Of course, her prospective success could only be predicated upon the validity of said purity ring and/or the likelihood of Tim Tebow believing that Camilla was an actual virgin when he started to date her. Maybe Tim Tebow is actually a lot smarter than most of us would give him credit for being. Or maybe not.

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Last week, we covered the shocking news that Tim Tebow is not only dating someone, but the lucky lady (relatively speaking) just happens to be Camilla Belle, who is best known for dating Joe Jonas for about nine months a few years ago. Joe Jonas, of course, is best known as one of the trio of (semi-musical) brothers who made a huge deal out of wearing purity rings. Of course, Joe Jonas also dated Ashley Greene, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift, and these chicks don’t exactly seem like they’d be down with dating a dude who is using his purity ring for anything other than a publicity stunt. So my question is this … would Joe Jonas, who in 2008-2009 could have commanded the interest of countless young starlets, choose to date a girl who wouldn’t put out over the course of nine months? This is doubtful, but Tim Tebow, who has made no secret of saving himself for marriage, seems to believe that Camilla Belle is indeed a virgin as well. In fact, Tim has allegedly been dating Camilla since this past summer, and he’s so wild about her that he’s already thinking of marriage according to the Enquirer:

Self-proclaimed virgin and football star Tim Tebow is so head over heels for his new girlfriend that he’s already sizing her up for marriage, sources tell The Enquirer. The lucky lady is Camilla Belle, 26, a knockout brunette who shares the 25-year-old quarterback’s conservative views on premarital sex.

“Both say they’re virgins,” an insider divulged. “They’ve been dating secretly since the summer, but they can’t hide their love any longer. Tim is looking for a woman so he can have a proper engagement and church wedding, and he’s told friends that Camilla fits the bill.”

The highly religious twosome — he’s a devout Christian raised by Baptist missionary parents, while she was raised Catholic — were spotted getting affectionate during an Oct. 30 date at Latitude 30, an entertainment center in Jacksonville, Fla.

Tim, who plays for the New York Jets, has been open about what he wants in his wife. In September, he told a reporter: “Obviously looks play a part…but there’s also so much more than that for me. It’s about finding someone sweet and kin — and that has a servant’s heart. It’s about finding a girl who likes me for me, and not because of what I do or who I am or the name.”

Camilla dated singer Joe Jonas for about nine months after starring in one of his band’s music videos, but they ended the relationship in July 2009. Meanwhile, plenty of women — including reality star Kim Kardashian — have made a play for Tebow, but pals say Camilla’s the first to capture his heart.

“Tim calls her ‘the woman of his dreams,’” added the insider. “He’s anxious to make Camilla part of his close-knit family.”

[From Enquirer, print edition, November 19, 2012]

That “servant’s heart” thing freaked me out at first, but then I realized that it’s a popular sentiment within Christianity. Also, I honestly don’t know whether or not Camilla is a virgin, but I think that she (at the very least) must have taken great care to covet such an image by dating one of the “purity ring” brothers. Even if the move wasn’t calculated, she’s certainly benefiting from the Jonas shtick since she managed to land Tim Tebow. It’s not like he’d ever know whether or not she was a virgin if they got married, right? I mean, he’s got no experience down there, so he really wouldn’t notice if anything was amiss. Dude is just going to be so happy to finally get some.

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Poor Tim Tebow. I mean, he can’t throw a football worth a damn, but that’s not the real issue here. What is relevant to our concerns is that — ever since he became a household name — many very concerned parties have been keen to set him up with anyone who also fits the following criteria: (1) a household name; (2) female; and (3) single. So when Katy Perry split with Russell Brand, her parents tried to arrange a church meeting between her and Tim. Then Katy dedicated “Peac*ck” to Tim while he supposedly flirted with Maria Menounos. In the meantime, a pre-Kanye Kim Kardashian laughably tried to set up a date with Tim, but he wasn’t going there. As if that wasn’t enough, Tim was also supposedly caught in the crossfires of both Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift (that last one is actually believable), but it seems that he had another lady on his mind that entire time. Back in May, Tim and Camilla Belle were photographed in semi-close proximity (see the photo here) at the Met Gala, and here are their respective individual photos at the event as well as the lowdown from Us Weekly:

The NFL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market!

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, 25, is dating Push actress Camilla Belle, a source confirms to Us Weekly. TMZ spotted the couple bowling with pals at Latitude 30 in Jacksonville, Florida, Oct. 30. “They were grabbing kisses and holding hands,” a source tells Us of Tebow and Belle. “He put his arm around her a few times.”

According to the source, Tebow — a devout Christian who plans to remain a virgin until marriage — “was a true gentleman, helping her on the stairs when they went to the arcade area.”

“They were having a great time together,” the source adds.

Prior to her relationship with the athlete, Belle dated singer Joe Jonas from 2008 to 2009. Tebow has been falsely linked to Taylor Swift and Dianna Agron in the past.

[From Us Weekly]

Hmm, Camilla Belle. She’s a very pretty girl, isn’t she? Classically beautiful and very under the radar (in a sense). TMZ has a photo of Tim and Camilla together, and let’s just say that I’ve never been attracted to Tim Tebow, but his size is … impressive. Oddly enough, Camilla also dated Joe Jonas for awhile, and she may have hooked up with Sparkles while she and Joe were an item. Camilla was also the next chick that Jake Gyllenhaal dated after Taylor Swift, if that means anything at all, which it obviously doesn’t. Or does it?

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Tim Tebow appears shirtless inside GQ, in a kind of artsy black and white Jesus-y pose in some football pants that probably look better from behind. On the cover, he stares into your soul while showing you his armpit hair. This September both Tebow and another quarterback named Cam Newton have GQ covers. I guess Newton plays for the Carolina Panthers while Tim plays for the NY Jets – he was just traded to the Jets and it’s a big deal given his celebrity status.

Prior to this I had no idea who Cam Newton is, I’m sorry but sports are not my thing, but I googled him and he’s way hotter with less hair. Plus he’s 6’5″! I love tall guys. Last fall Cam was dating Ciara, but he’s been linked to other women this year. Anyway I’m focusing on Cam because Tim is not doing it for me, he never really has.

Tebow is a 25 year-old virgin and he’s not my type at all, not that a 25 year-old virgin could ever be my type regardless of how hot he is. Some of you like him so we thought we’d run these pics. (This goes out to a friend of mine who asks about Tim, I know she’ll enjoy these! I tell her we don’t have any gossip about him basically ever, except when Swifty allegedly hit on him.)

The article in GQ is very football-centric, and Kaiser and I both tried to read it and didn’t get/weren’t interested in most of it. For those of you who are into football, you can read it here. It’s primarily about how the cult and hype around Tebow, a devout Evangelical Christian, does not necessarily live up to his performance. They’re kind of mocking that with the shirtless pose. The author attends training camp for The Jets and asks Tebow a question during a press conference and that’s it. Cam Newton’s interview is more personal and one-on-one, and it’s at this link. It was also written for football fans, which is understandable. I’m just here for the beefcake. Why can’t we see Cam shirtless too damnit?!

This photo is pretty good, even if Cam’s shirt is still on.

He’s so cute!

I have to admit Tim has really nice eyes.

Photos courtesy of GQ, where there are more.
Tim Tebow’s slideshow.
Cam Newton’s slideshow.

Ever since Tim Tebow came into the national spotlight, Hollywood girls have been trying to seduce the famous virgin. Kim Kardashian made a play for him, as did Katy Perry, perhaps on the advice of her insane, evangelical parents. And then little Taylor Swift came along, and the world began to make sense. Swifty’s image is so virginal and pure, although I tend to think that in reality, she’s not quite so girlish and naïve. They said Swifty had a “puppy-dog crush” on Tebow. They said that Tebow and Swifty had a date. They said that they were taking it slow. Well, get ready for Swifty’s new “He Never Called Me After I Gave Him My Heart When We Went On A Date With Our Managers” song. Because it seems like Tim has his eye on some other virginal blonde Hollywood type – Dianna Agron.

“Glee” star Dianna Agron is in the middle of a love triangle involving actor Sebastian Stan and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow that seems straight out of a scene from the Fox hit drama series.

Blond beauty Agron, 25, has dated Stan, 28,on and off for about a year, but Denver Broncos star Tebow has told Agron that he’s smitten with her.

A source told us, “Tim has made no secret that he likes Dianna, and told her so, but she has remained faithful to Sebastian.”

Tebow was spotted chatting with Agron at an Oscar party in late February. He was also seen days later on a date with Taylor Swift, although sources insist that — even though Swift appears to be sweet on Tebow — they are strictly friends.

[From Page Six]

This is Page Six, obviously, and it sounds like a plant from Dianna’s people. Much like Swifty, Dianna isn’t as naïve and goody-two-shoes as she seems. This girl dated “Hollywood Bad Boy” Alex Pettyfer, whom she cheated on with Sebastian Stan and then told the press that Alex was a jealous, deranged, psycho ex-boyfriend. Just my opinion: Dianna is taking media lessons from Blake Lively. Dianna is good at the press game. I’m guessing that she’s also good with pulling the “I’m just an innocent, vulnerable girl, looking for a boy who understands me” game too. I hope Tebow isn’t really falling for it.

PS… Tebow might be traded from the Broncos too. They just got Peyton Manning. Tebow might be going to the Jets or the Packers. And that’s my limit for discussing sports.

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Earlier this week, we talked about how Taylor Swift finally met her true and virtuous soulmate, Broncos QB and uber-Christian Tim Tebow. They met at a pre-Oscars party in which Tebow was surrounded by girls. When Swifty made a beeline for him, they ended up in conversation for an hour. Then, two nights later, A DATE!!! Sort of. Sources claim that their respective managers were also on the “date” – perhaps as chaperons? Because they’re both so virtuous! Anyway, it’s so predictable – Us Weekly is now reporting that Swifty has a “puppy dog” crush on Tebow. Oh, girl. You know you’re just going to be writing songs about how he dumped you over the phone.

Holy hookup! Taylor Swift would love to end her dating dry spell with the sports world’s most eligible — and virginal! — star.

The famously unlucky-in-love singer, 22, was spotted having dinner with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and three other pals at a Feb. 24 pre-Oscars bash hosted by WME at Toscanova in L.A.

An observer tells Us Weekly that the “Mean” singer looked upon the famously pious, abstinent NFL star “like a little puppy dog” at Tosconova. During the meal, Swift just sipped on a caffe latte during the two-hour meal, but Tebow tucked into chicken paillard, fettuccine bolognese and cappellini.

“There were no public displays of affection between Taylor and Tim,” the observe says, “but she surely looked happy to be there!”

“Yes, she has a crush on him,” a second source explains to Us. “She is a massive fan, but I don’t think he sees her that way.”

Still, the goody-goody twosome have struck up a friendship. “They actually have been speaking a lot about the Bible and Christianity . . .Right now it’s on the friendship tip – even though that frustrates her.”

After high-profile romantic flameouts with the likes of Joe Jonas (in 2009) and Jake Gyllenhaal (in 2010), Swift’s love life has been super-quiet of late. Last Valentine’s Day?

“I actually had a Pathetic Single Girls party,” she said recently. “We ate junk food and just ate whatever we wanted and danced. We made these little profile cards about why we’re single.”

[From Us Weekly]

She’s 22 years old – not a girl, not yet a woman? Or is she a woman who acts like a girl as part of her image? While Swifty’s vibe is virginal, let’s also remember that she got on John Mayer’s KKK dong. Just let your mind wander on that one. Now, I don’t know if she’s actually had p-in-the-v sex since Mayer. The road from Mayer to Tebow is littered with fallen beards, but if you believe that Jake Gyllenhaal likes vadge, then there are reports that indicate that Jake and Taylor’s cuddlefesting sometimes turned into more (or at least affectionate sleepovers). What’s my point with all of this sex talk? My point: can Swifty keep her knees together while dating Tim Tebow? Or will she and Tebow end up in the “friend zone” and just be nonsexual buddies?

While I know that Swifty and Tebow make sense on paper, I’d still like her to find some guy who is her own age, who has a job, who likes sex, who will hold her hand and who is still “nice.” I’m still pushing for Swifty and Bruno Mars.

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Taylor Swift covers the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia. I LOVE the photo shoot. Swifty isn’t what I would consider “high fashion” – that’s never going to be her look. But when you put her in beautiful, mature clothes and do something with her hair, she is a stunning young woman. What I love about her editorial look is that she’s not downmarket, like, say, Blake Lively. You can put Blake in beautiful clothes and you can do her hair, but in editorials, she looks like what she is – a very pretty mall girl. Swifty actually manages to look very elegant, expensive, high-quality. If she put more time, money and effort into her “look” as an artist, she would be one of the most interesting young women to watch.

Not that I have some huge issue with her sundresses and cat-print blouses. They’re fine. For now. That’s another thing I do appreciate with Swifty – she’s experimenting with her styles – like most young women – but unlike most women, she’s doing it all in public, and she does it with grace. And she manages to avoid the whole “I’m pulling a Madonna, I’m a sex symbol” phase. That being said, you know how I feel about the whole “Grown Woman Selling Her Fake-Virginity” as a media strategy thing.

Speaking of…there’s some interesting news about a potential new boyfriend for Swifty – none other than Tim Tebow! Over the weekend, there was some buzz about a WME pre-Oscar party in which Swifty and Tebow (who just signed on to WME) were spotted getting very friendly. Celebuzz’s source claimed that Swifty “spent most of her evening” talking to the QB, and “They were together for almost an hour. She approached Tim and he looked more than happy to be talking with her.” That’s not all – some sources are claiming that Swifty and Tebow were spotted out on a dinner date on Monday night in LA. Honestly, I do not hate the idea of the super-Christian QB and the girlish country singer becoming a couple. Swifty usually has such horrible taste in men – maybe Tebow will break the cycle.

Photos courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

About a month ago, the story broke that Katy Perry’s opportunistic parents were looking to set her up with Denver Broncos quarterback with Tim Tebow, which made most of us feel for the guy who just wants to play some football and keep his instrument pure. Not to be deterred for long, Katy soon hopped onstage at the DirectTV Super Saturday Night ahead of Super Bowl XLVI and dedicated a song to Tim that included lewd lyrics about wanting to be the first girl to unleash his “Peacock.”

Of course, it’s rather obvious that someone like Tim certainly wouldn’t be interested in a tempestuous little strumpet like Katy, who sings about kissing girls and is recently divorced from a British comedian that’s shagged the whole of England. Not to mention that Katy just signed divorce papers with a happy face and then rocked some major cameltoe (and more questionable lyrics) onstage at the Grammys. Still, the talk of Katy wanting to hook up with Tim has spread to some of her young and impressionable fans, and one of them actually asked Tim if he was going to go out with Katy. Here’s how Tim responded:

Maybe her parents are trying to set them up and maybe Katy Perry gave Tim Tebow a shout-out during her performance for the DirecTV Super Saturday Night party where she dedicated a song to him with the lyrics, “I wanna see your peacock.”

But today, the question of whether these two are having a fling was finally laid to rest (we think) when a young child asked the Denver Broncos quarterback what was going on.

Yes, really.

Tebow met with 100 kids at the Challengers Boys & Girls Club in south Los Angeles today, promoting books and reading, along with sharing his struggle with dyslexia since he was a kid.

All very sweet, we know.

But when it came to the question-and-answer portion, one little fan got straight to the point and asked if he “has a thing” with the pop singer. Oooooh!

Tebow laughed and assured all his young and inquisitive friends that he does not, and we wouldn’t like to think that he lies to kids.

[From E! Online]

Poor, poor Tim. What an uncomfortable question to be asked (it’s nearly as awkward as the “Are you saving yourself?” inquiry) and especially coming from a child. But it sounds like Tim handled it well enough, and hopefully, that will be the end of the issue.

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You know, I’m really starting to feel sorry for Tim Tebow. Not only has the guy dealt with Katy Perry’s parents trying to set him up with their daughter, but he’s had to suffer through Perry dedicating lewd song lyrics to him about his “Peacock.” In addition, Tebow has been fending off the advances of Kim Kardashian, which he politely declined, but she hasn’t gotten the message. Everyone knows that Kim — with her sex tape, Playboy spread, and two divorces — has no business trying to get into Tebow’s pants; well, everyone knows except for Kim herself.

Even though she reportedly has sworn off football players, Kim hasn’t given up on bagging Tim, and his resistance has seemingly only stoked her desire to get in his good graces. Now she’s walking around wearing cross necklaces, Tweeting about starting a bible study group, and doing the church-buddy thing with LeAnn Rimes. It’s so transparent, but she really believes that Tim (and the rest of us) are stupid enough to believe her act. Now this week’s issue of OK! is all about Kim “pray[ing] for a chance” with Tebow, whom she’s been targeting for months, and she even went so far as to reshoot some later episodes of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” to highlight her (fake ass) religious values and pious nature. Really.

How many times have we seen it happen? In the wake of a cataclysmic event, somebody gets religious. And so it seemed (to some skeptics, at least) with Kim Kardashian. The reality diva’s disastrous 72-day marriage to basketballer Kris Humphries unleashed a tsunami of bad press — chiefly, she was accused of weddng Kris for commercial reasons — and seemed to damage her brand.

And now, Kim is firing off Tweets like this one: “On my way to church with the girls!” she said to her almost 13 million followers. “I want to start a Bible study group with my friends!”

Inspiring, isn’t it? Except that some insiders say Kim’s sudden display of piety may have an ulterior motive: that the sex-tape icon, 31, is trying to sack Tim Tebow, the super-religious Denver Broncos quarterback — you know the guy who kneels and prays on the field — and self-proclaimed 24-year-old virgin.

“Anyone who knows Kim knows what she’s up to,” a source tells OK!. “She thinks Tim’s hot and she knows dating him would really boost her image. And Kim could really use some help in that department.”

Kimbow? Tardashian? Clearly Kim has a thing for sports stars; aside from Kris there was her great love, NFL star Reggie Bush. But hooking innocent Tim requires more than the standard play.

“If he were just the average athlete, Kim would pull the same move she used on Kris,” the first source tells OK!, adding, get front-row seats to his game and send a message to the locker room with her number. But Tim’s different. She can’t just use her sexuality.”

And so Kim called on a higher power. “She set her sights on Tim months ago,” the source says. “She shot extra scenes for ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York,’ making sure she emphasized her Christian beliefs.

Another insider who’s close to Kim isn’t so cynical, arguing that her spiritual side is — ahem — well developed and that it plays into her attraction to Tim.

“Kim thinks Tim is a dream,” the insider tells OK!. “She appreciates his courage to weather criticism about being publicly religious. So I think Kim is inspired by that act of bravery. As for the bible study, that’s nothing new,” the insider adds. “Her family was very committed to their spiritual ideas — very Catholic.”

Ah, but will it be enough? “Kim’s not Tim’s type at all,” a Tim insider tells OK!. “He likes down-to-earth girls who aren’t high maintenance. And the sex tape is the type of thing that grosses him out.”

Still, you can’t completely count Kim out. Says the source: “When she decides she wants someone, she goes out and gets him.”

[From OK!, print edition, February 20, 2012]

This story is completely believable. Kim’s already been busted reshooting scenes of “Kourtney & Kim” to make herself look more sympathetic while pretending to agonize over the decision to divorce Kris Humphries. Also, that unnamed source who insists that Kim and her family are incredibly spiritual and devout Catholic? To state the obvious, that sounds a lot like a source named “Kris Jenner.” We all know how Kris dreams of controlling the tabloids, right? The really funny thing about Kim’s obvious maneuver is that she assumes that Tim would even watch her show in the first place.

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Katy Perry continued her reemergence into the post-Russell Brand limelight by performing a mini-concert at the DirectTV Super Saturday Night ahead of Super Bowl XLVI. You can see photos from the event here, but for now, we’re stuck with the above photo of her ducking through LAX in mid-January while attempting to go incognito. With blue hair.

Of course, Katy’s already done her first (semi-sympathetic) red-carpet appearance, but she seemed to have a lot more fun at the DirectTV event. During the musical set, Katy alluded to the rumors of having a crush on Tim Tebow (the Broncos quarterback and anti-sex symbol who refuses to take off his pants for a Jockey underwear campaign) by giving him a shoutout:

She scores!

Katy Perry performed her first U.S. concert since splitting from hubby Russell Brand in Indianapolis, Ind., Saturday night, delivering a party-starting nine-song set for guests at Mark Cuban’s DIRECTV Super Saturday Night party.

And the pop star seemed to have Super Bowl fever: Sporting a glittery, football-themed top and high-cut grey spandex shorts, Perry kicked off the show at 11:45 p.m. by bursting through a banner emblazoned with her name, just like a hometown gridiron hero.

“Who else is excited for Madonna?” she asked later on, referring to Queen of Pop’s Sunday halftime show. “That’s the only reason that I came!” (Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, was spotted at Perry’s concert.)

Perry, 27, made no references to Brand, 36, throughout the set, but she did jokingly give a shout out to one special fellow who was on her mind. “This one goes out to Tim Tebow,” she said, before launching into her single “Peacock.”

Post-show, Perry partied with her pals in a roped-off area in the center of the room. Says an insider, “She was having the best time and was in such a great mood.”

[From People]

Naturally, People takes special care to characterize Katy’s dedication as “jokingly” delivered (Us Weekly further reveals that Katy added, “Hi, Tim. My parents say, ‘Hi’“), but I’m not so sure if her words were completely said in jest. In some strange way, I think that Katy would truly go there if Tim was into it. Just look at the song she dedicated to him! Here are some of the highly illustrious lyrics from “Peacock”:

I wanna see you peacock, c*ck, c*ck
You peacock, c*ck
You peacock, c*ck, c*ck
You peacock
I wanna see you peacock, c*ck, c*ck

Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Don’t be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I’m a peace out if you don’t give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin’ underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see you peacock?
Whatchu waiting for, it’s time for you to show it off
Don’t be a shy kinda guy I’ll bet it’s beautiful

Oh my God no exaggeration
Boy all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You got the finest architecture
End of the rainbow looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it’s all for me

[From Perry's "Peacock" via YouTube]

It’s not exactly “Firecracker,” right? Katy basically dedicated a song to Tim that says she wants to be the first one to get into his pants. While Tim wasn’t present at the event, I imagine this would have been his immediate reaction to the tribute:

Not that Katy is tying herself down to any one potential flirtmate. While handing the Rookie of the Year award to Cam Newton, she reportedly stated “You’ll be the first straight man I’ve had a photo with in a long time, so live up to it.” Still, I maintain that Katy would totally be down with the idea of Tim even though I know that many of you wouldn’t agree. Hey, we’ve already discussed how Kim Kardashian wants to date him because she basically thinks it would repair her image. After that story came out, Kim even went so far as to transparently claim she wants to start a Bible study group for the cause. Like it or not, the dude is a hot commodity for a certain species of recently and quickly divorced starlets.

Meanwhile, Tebow finds himself with no shortage of lovely ladies with whom to chat, and Page Six reports that he was the prime target for many females at an ESPN party on Friday evening. He particularly seemed taken by the presence of Maria Menounos:

Tim Tebow was the center of attention for all the women at ESPN the Magazine’s Next party in Indianapolis on Friday night. Hordes of cocktail-dress-clad ladies surrounded the Denver Bronco quarterback, angling for a personal kneeling session. But it was “Extra” host Maria Menounos who seemed to command his attention. While Tebow politely chatted with many of the girls, one source told us that “he only seemed to have eyes” for brunette beauty Menounos, who was spotted “chatting to Tebow for over an hour. It looked quite flirtatious. They were taking pictures Tebowing together.” The two, along with a big group of friends, were the last to leave well after 2 a.m.

[From Page Six]

Interesting tidbit there, for now Tebow has shown public interest not only in spending time with a lady but also in keeping a very late bedtime as well. Perhaps he’s human after all? Although I’m not sure whether Maria is technically available for the taking since she’s been reportedly been dating director Kevin Undergaro for the past decade and has been photographed with him as recently as late December during a romantic holiday getaway. Maria has also claimed to not be in any huge hurry to wed or make babies — she even claimed to have frozen her eggs just in case she waits too long. Well, at least we know Tebow (sort of) has a type.

Incidentally, Maria was also one of the participants at Saturday’s DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl where she was tackled by Snoop Dogg during a game of touch football. Although there were no reported injuries as a result of the tackle, Maria likely sustained a contact high, thereby tainting herself and (presumably) rendering herself ineligible as a future Bride of Tebow. Dang.

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