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Jul 17
'06
Katie Holmes denies second pregnancy


A “neighbor” of Katie Holmes was quoted speculating that she’s pregnant again, but we highly doubt it. It would be difficult to get visibly pregnant so soon after the supposed birth of her last child.

Media and fans have been kept on their toes ever since the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ actress gave birth to Suri in April, as she has rarely been seen in public since then. Experts suspect the star has been hiding away because she is with child once again, and her neighbor seems to agree.

Katie’s neighbor revealed to US Weekly, “I heard from a lot of people that Katie is pregnant.”

But while the soon-to-be-married star was visiting Cruise’s Holiday home on Monday in Telluride, Colorado, she wasted no time slamming the rumors.

Holmes insisted to US Weekly, “I am not pregnant again.”

Meanwhile, Katie enjoyed a portion of her stay in Colorado with one of her girlfriends, where they drank coffee and ‘window shopped’.

But of course the new mom was without her baby girl once again, which has proven discouraging to her fans.

Holmes then told a horde of onlookers, “Suri’s doing great! She’s back at the house.”

About a month ago, some random person claimed to have seen a baby-like bundle from afar that might have been Suri. Now that Tom and Katie are in Telluride, Colorado, a store clerk says that they’ve actually seen Suri and she’s “funny looking.” If Suri were out in public, why aren’t there paparrazi photos of it? Isn’t Telluride a haven for the rich and famous? There must be photographers there.

A few eyewitness claim they even had a glimpse of mysterious Suri, as Katie Holmes engaged in an invigorating trek in the woods.

A waitress gushed, “She exists! I saw her thick black hair.”

The magazine quotes locals as saying Suri has “small hands” and is “funny-looking.”

A large percentage of people have camera phones and I know I carry a digital camera around with me all the time. Why aren’t there any pictures of Suri if “eyewitnesses” actually saw her. The first picture of Violet Affleck was a blurry cameraphone photo that everyone posted right away. This is bullshit - no one saw that baby. Read TMZ’s conspiracy timeline - it’s rather convincing.

There’s a tell-all book about Tom Cruise coming out by Princess Diana’s biographer, Andrew Morton. He’s done a lot of research, but there’s no word as to when it will be published. You know it will contain a bunch of shocking revelations about the pint-sized cult spokesperson.

Meanwhile Tom and Katie also had a bag of groceries and a bunch of cherry soda delivered by private jet from Hollywood to Telluride. Their consumables travel better than I do.

Here is Tom Cruise presenting Steven Spielberg with the Golden Hugo award at the Chicago Film Festival this Saturday. [via] They supposedly had a falling out after Cruise talked too much Scientology crap during promotion for “War of the Worlds,” and it’s clearly important to Tom that he put those rumors to rest. He doesn’t seem to care that people think his baby is fake, though.

Posted in Babies, Katie Holmes, Scandals, Tom Cruise, TomKat

Written by Celebitchy         1 Comment »
Jul 12
'06
Was Suri damaged by too many powerful sonograms?


My two-year old son has very weak front teeth with some visible plaque and chipping. It’s not decay and he rarely drinks juice or eats sugary food. My husband and I consulted dentists in Germany and the US and they both said that his teeth never calcified properly while he was in utero and that it was most likely the result of something that happened in the fourth or fifth month of pregnancy when the buds were forming, probably an illness I had.

When I was five months’ pregnant I rushed over to a 3D ultrasound place to learn my baby’s sex a couple of weeks before my OBGyn was able to schedule the regular sonogram. We got a little DVD set to music and phenomenal pictures in which you can really see his features. My husband says there’s nothing to feel guilty about but I keep wondering if that powerful sonogram damaged my son’s budding teeth, and I would never have one again. That’s the only thing I can remember happening during that time of my pregnancy.

Thanks for reading my rambling story, but the moral is that ultrasounds can damage tiny fetuses in unpredictable ways, and there’s almost no way to tell if a birth defect or small change in a baby is due to an ultrasound. Doctors say they’re safe, but are cautious to recommend that they’re used sparingly. I’ve been thinking about the mystery of Suri, and remembered how Tom bought an ultrasound machine and was talking about how much he loved checking out his unborn child. People really criticized him for it at the time:

An ultrasound machine works by sending vibrations into the body and then waiting for them to bounce back. The machine can use information from the echoes to produce a moving image of a fetus. But not all of the energy that goes into the body comes back out—some gets absorbed in the tissues. This can cause cells to heat up, or it can make trapped gas bubble up. Studies of ultrasound in lab animals have shown that heat and bubble formation (or “cavitation”) can damage internal organs.

Few studies of ultrasound have been conducted on the human fetus (for ethical and logistical reasons), and there’s no smoking gun to suggest that the machines are causing harm. We’ve known for a long time that ultrasound heats up human tissue—that’s the rationale for its application in physical therapy. Several experiments conducted overseas have shown an increase in left-handedness (or at least a reduction in right-handedness) among those exposed to prenatal ultrasound, which suggests that the test could have neurological effects…

Is Tom Cruise putting his baby—or his fiancee—at risk? It depends on what kind of machine he’s using, and whether he’s got a trained sonographer to help him out. He may have a machine that doesn’t have the more dangerous high-power settings.

The article goes on to say that cumulative sonograms aren’t necessarily more damaging than individual sonograms.

There are studies showing ultrasounds are relatively safe, and that there is no connection between prenatal ultrasounds and birth defects. These studies are using old technology, though, and Tom undoubtedly had a 3D ultrasound for Katie’s pregnancy:

In addition, [Kjell Salvesen of the University of Trondheim, Norway] notes that the ultrasound machines used in his study [published in The Lancet, showing ultrasounds are not damaging] are now becoming obsolete, with many hospitals relying on higher-energy devices that produce sharper images. “The technology is rapidly developing, and these safety studies will always come 10 years after the devices have been taken into general use,” he says.

No one can say with certainty that the higher-energy ultrasonic devices cannot harm a fetus, says Vorhees. Heat isn’t the only way in which ultrasound might theoretically damage tissues, he adds. Sound waves may cause microscopic bubbles in body fluids to oscillate and sometimes collapse, Vorhees says. Scientists don’t know whether such problems can injure the fetus.

The scientific uncertainty over ultrasound led the Food and Drug Administration to advise against sonograms during pregnancy unless there is a problem such as bleeding, a family history of birth defects, or some other medical reason for the procedure, including advanced maternal age. FDA specifically warns against using ultrasound “frivolously” — simply to watch the baby float in the womb or to learn the baby’s sex.

Now that Suri hasn’t emerged, and her “birth certificate” is highly suspect, one wonders just exactly what is going on. She may not exist, she may be under Scientology house arrest, or she may have a disorder or delay of unknown origin. You know that Cruise got one of those 3D machines because he’s rich as anything and wouldn’t just buy a regular old model. I really suspect that my son’s teeth were damaged by one and wonder if little Suri suffered any ill effects from Tom’s crazy curiosity.


Katie Holmes is quoted in the upcoming Us Weekly saying that “Suri’s doing great!” but some quote from Katie or her publicist isn’t reassuring at this point.

The Toronto Fashion Monitor says that little Suri could be being raised under strict Scientolgy “no noise” conditions, in which little children are shielded from noise coupled with bad experiences because it can create a bad memory they call an “engram.”

Scientologists don’t believe in comforting hurt little children, either. They think that if they stumble and hit their head on a rock, for instance, they should be made to lay their head back on the rock so that the bad energy and pain will flow back into it.

Even if “Suri” or a baby facsimile emerges at this point, I’m never going to believe that she’s the product of Katie and Tom. Something highly suspect is going on, although I hope I’m not right that the baby does exist and is suffering from a defect or illness.

Posted in Babies, Cults, Katie Holmes, Scandals, Tom Cruise, TomKat

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Jul 6
'06
NO ONE has seen Suri Cruise


This baby just does not exist or something is wrong with it. People claim that Cruise is holding Suri back because of his wacko cult religion, Scientology, or because he didn’t get enough cash for the photos, but there hasn’t even been a bundle photographed. Now his celebrity friends claim to have never seen the mystery spawn, either:

BABY Suri Cruise isn’t just playing hide-and-seek with the public. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show off their spawn to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even good pals Will and Jada Pinkett Smith supposedly have not met the newborn despite repeated calls to Cruise, reports Us Weekly. “Every time, it’s a different excuse: He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well,” said a source. “[The Smiths] think it’s so weird.”

Even if they wanted to shield the baby from the negative influence of the media or whatever, we still would have seen Katie or a nanny/Scientology handler out walking with a stroller or holding a covered bundle.

Katie even went to her parent’s house in Ohio at the end of May, and there were no photographs of the supposed baby.

All we have to vouch for Suri’s existence is a report from an “eyewitness” who saw a bundle from very far away.

Readers of Celebrity Baby Blog came up with several plausible theories to explain the Suri mystery:

  • that the pregnancy was faked and Suri was adopted

  • that Katie was pregnant before she and Tom hooked up, and that she gave birth earlier and the latter part of the pregnancy was faked
  • that though she conceived while with Tom, he is not the genetic father and Suri looks nothing like him
  • that Suri has some kind of unattractive physical attribute that Tom and/or Katie do not want made public
  • that Tom has paid off the paparazzi not to take her photo
  • that Suri has not yet been outside of Tom’s estate (the most likely reason in my opinion), with some people thinking that Child Protective Services should be called (!!!)
  • WTF is going on? They better procure a baby that sort of looks like them fast, because this is turning into one of the biggest Hollywood scandals ever.

    Header image is an original illustration by the Grumpy Old Indian Man. Images of Tom Cruise from late June. [via]

    Posted in Babies, Cults, Katie Holmes, Scandals, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         7 Comments »
    May 24
    '06
    Katie Holmes goes home to mom and dad - without Tom Cruise


    Katie Holmes has left Hollywood for the sanity and security of her parent’s home in Ohio. She brought baby Suri with her, and left controlling Tom at home. Sources say she had a huge blowout with Tom and is relieved to be rid of him:

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the two-month-old to family and friends. Tom, who is rumored to have a rocky relationship with Holmes’ parents, won’t be joining them, according to Life & Style Weekly

    “He told Katie he wasn’t going, considering the bad relations between him and her family,” an “insider” told the mag. “Katie was really happy he said that, because she’d been afraid to admit to him that she didn’t want him to go.”

    The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop me.” Her rep denies the story.

    Cruise reportedly decided to fly his fiancée and tot to Toledo, drop them off and fly back to pick them up.

    The episode, however, may be giving Holmes second thoughts. A “confidant” of hers told the mag: “Katie’s very unhappy and beginning to realize she may have made a major mistake being with Tom.”

    We do not like Tom and are not defending him - but it was nice of him to fly Katie to see her parents even if he’s too stubborn to go too. Hopefully Katie’s family will talk some sense into her and help her escape controlling Tom and the Scientologist handlers. Yesterday’s report that Tom won’t marry Katie until she’s fully brainwashed by Scientologists may simply mean that Katie has real misgivings about the relationship and isn’t ready to hand over her life and will to a crazy cult.

    As an aside - wouldn’t it be great if the first pictures published of Suri are paparrazi photos taken in Ohio? That would really rock.

    Posted in Babies, Cults, Katie Holmes, Relationship trouble, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
    May 23
    '06
    Katie Holmes’ brain isn’t washed enough to marry Tom Cruise


    Star Magazine says that Tom Cruise has postponed his nuptuals to Katie Holmes, pending her complete submission to the cult of Scientology:

    The story details that the problems go all the way back to Cruise ex Nicole Kidman who never really had the whole Scientology faith thing going and now Tom doesn’t want that to happen again.

    And he’s willing to delay any nuptials to make certain - the report claims.

    “There will be no (Nicole Kidman like) wiggle room,” a source named Skip Press reveals to the weekly. “In the coming months, Press says, “Katie will undergo intensive training on how to spot and avoid anyone critical of Scientology.”

    “At the same time - the former Scientologist claims - “Her exposure to the outside world will be censored while she’s flooded with Scientology doctrine.

    Cruise’s rep denies the story.

    This seems like speculation from a former Scientologist based on his experiences with the cult. If he still has ties to the community and people are blabbing about Cruise’s plans for Katie, it could be true.

    It could be bad news for the doe-eyed actress and new mother, whose identity has already been completely changed during her relationship with the crazy half pint. On the other hand, if Katie is being forced to submit to more Scientology bullshit that means she’s resisting somewhat. If she doesn’t buy into the cult wholeheartedly Tom isn’t going to marry her. If the cult keeps pushing her she may get fed up enough to leave. According to her prenup she’ll get a sweet deal even without marrying him and she may get her life back in the process.

    Posted in Abusive, Cults, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Weddings

    Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
    May 17
    '06
    Does Katie Holmes have postpartum depression?


    This sounds like something someone would make up just to get back at Tom Cruise for bashing Brooke Shields for her antidepressant use, but Katie Holmes is supposedly suffering from a case of the baby blues:

    NEW mum Katie Holmes has been “constantly in tears” say pals — sparking fears she has the baby blues.

    Tom Cruise’s fiancée “seems emotional and very tired” since the birth of their daughter Suri a month ago, it is claimed.

    When visitors call at Cruise’s Beverly Hills mansion, Katie appears red eyed.

    One friend said: “Katie told pals it’s natural for new mums to experience strong emotions.”

    Scientologist Tom, 43, has criticised anti-depressants.

    He rapped Brooke Shields last year for admitting taking the drugs for her post-natal depression.

    The sources add Katie, 27, has been working hard to keep up with Tom’s energetic schedule.

    The Mission Impossible actor has put her on a fitness regime to get her in shape for their wedding this summer.

    We know this last part about Tom putting Katie on a “fitness regime” is not true, because it’s based on a quote from Buff Brides founder Sue Fleming that is made up. The quotes from Katie’s “friend” may be made up as well.

    If this is true, it’s not much to worry about and is totally normal for new mothers. I cried and was sad for about the first ten days after my son was born. After about a month, things brightened up and I felt a lot better. The hormone levels drop considerably after childbirth, and a little sadness post-birth is very common. If it lasts much longer for Katie, then she should get help. Unfortunately Tom is never going to let her go on antidepressants. If she’s breastfeeding, it wouldn’t be a good idea anyway, although her health and happiness are what’s most important for the baby.

    Here are pictures of Katie and her stretch marks at Tom’s son Conner’s baseball game on Monday. [via]

    They must be keeping Suri at home to drive up the cost of the first pictures.

    Posted in Babies, Illness, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         1 Comment »
    May 10
    '06
    Is Nicole Kidman a bad mother?


    People are saying that Nicole Kidman hasn’t seen her kids in ages while crazy Tom Cruise is jetting all over the world, but still manages to go to Conner and Isabella’s sports matches.

    Star thinks it has to do with Tom’s controlling nature, but it sounds to us like Nicole Kidman just doesn’t care:

    The actress’ kids, 13-year-old Isabella and 11-year-old Connor, haven’t really been seeing a whole lot of their mom lately, and actually, the last time she was photographed with her kids was Christmas of 2004 at a Lakers game in L.A.

    Proud papa Tom Cruise, 43, and stepmom-to-be Katie Holmes, 27, are regularly spotted making out in the stands at Connor’s baseball games and Isabella’s soccer matches, the kids’ formerly ubiquitous mom seems conspicuously MIA. Although she has clearly spent some time with the children since then — and even introduced them to her groom-to-be, Keith, 38, over a casual, gigglefilled dinner at the Hotel Bel-Air in L.A. on Dec. 20 — it seems that Nicole just isn’t as present in her kids’ lives as she was before.’

    A source claims, “Nicole probably isn’t seeing as much of the kids as she’d like to, but her hands are tied.”

    “She’s juggling traveling from movie sets to Nashville and Australia to be with her family. If she wants to see the kids, she has to come to L.A. and deal with Tom.”

    Also, Kidman’s spokesperson told Star the actress avoids being photographed with her children for “privacy reasons”.

    But reports suggest that it may be Tom Cruise that is preventing his ex-wife from spending time with them.

    A source says, “It’s not like Tom’s actively keeping her out of their children’s lives, but it’s in his nature to control things.”

    “He micromanages their schedule — sports, home-schooling, Scientology studies.”

    The source continues, “I think she knew when she and Tom divorced that she’d lose a certain amount of control over her kids’ lives.”

    “But she deserves to play a bigger role. Maybe the best she can hope for is now that they’re getting older, they’ll start to make their own decisions.”

    Obviously the source is a friend of Nicole’s and is making excuses for her absence from their lives. We aren’t a fan of Tom, but couldn’t Nicole make more of an effort to see her children?

    It came out in January that a former nanny of Nicole and Tom said that Nicole was never around at all.

    Tom may be a crazy cult spokesperson, but at least he’s there for his kids.

    Here are Tom and Katie in Aberdeen, WA for a sort-of premiere for MI3.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted in Katie Holmes, Kids, Movies, Nicole Kidman, Photos, Premieres, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         6 Comments »
    May 8
    '06
    Tom Cruise wears lifts


    The NY Daily News notes that Tom was as tall as Katie in heels at the MI3 fan screening in LA last week, suggesting the pint-sized star, who is 5′7″ to Katie’s 5′9″, was wearing lifts:

    When Cruise and Holmes first went public with their romance last year in Rome, where they were frequently photographed smooching, their altitude difference was sharp and clear.

    But on the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of “M:i:III” the other night, Tom and Katie were … well … exactly the same height!

    And Katie was wearing what appeared to be white patent leather Roger Viviers that come with a 3 1/4-inch heel — which would have raised her height to over 6 feet.

    So how is it that Tom could stand with her eye to eye, when he should have been staring at her chin?

    Cruise’s spokesman, Paul Bloch, insisted that nothing was out of the ordinary: “He had normal shoes on.”

    But the most plausible answer appears to be lifts — which, when built inside the heel of a standard dress shoe, can easily add inches.

    You can’t blame the guy for trying to look a little taller.

    Tom and Katie have sent a baby gift basket to Brooke Shields in response to Shields’ personal note congratulating them on the birth of Suri. Now that the Tom and Brooke have newborns born on the same day in the same hospital, it’s time to bury the prozac hatchet.

    Here he is with Katie out in LA. She looks tired and her nursing bra is peeking out the top of her shirt. Tom is rushing her somewhere that’s likely Scientology-related and he ignores the photographer, while Katie attempts to smile. [via]

    Posted in Babies, Brooke Shields, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
    May 5
    '06
    Katie Holmes attends MI3 LA screening; Tom can’t dance


    Katie Holmes came to the Los Angeles fan screening of MI3 last night, and she looked gorgeous. She did pair white shoes with a black dress, though. (It’s surprising that she couldn’t find a better pair since she spent all that time shoe shopping in her final days of pregnancy. She must have realized too late that comfort matters.)

    In the “this sounds fake to us” department, Katie Holmes was said to be slated for a role as a Bond girl in “Casino Royale” before her pregnancy kept her from taking the part.

    Tom appeared on BET Wednesday while in NY promoting MI3. He tried to dance, with humorous results (video below):

    As part of yesterday’s Mission: Impossible 3 city-wide publicity stunt, Cruise made an appearance at an uptown screening and took part in a live taping of the BET Show “106 and Park.” At one point, the show’s hosts encouraged him to dance and the awesomeness that transpired really can’t be done justice in print. Suffice it to say there were Frankenstein arms, some awkward knee-bending and a seriously scary pelvis.

    Here are Tom and Katie engaging in their trademark public PDA at the MI3 screening:

    Posted in Katie Holmes, Movies, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
    May 4
    '06
    Tom Cruise doesn’t slow down


    Tom Cruise had a whirlwind tour of NY yesterday to promote MI3. He rode a firetruck down Broadway in the afternoon, then boarded a helicopter, and finally rode a subway to the premiere. The subway train was rented for $10,000 just for the occasion.

    Cruise seemed uncomfortable and made some characteristically strange statements on David Letterman on Tuesday night. He didn’t go into specifics about Katie’s birth and seemed to skirt questions. People has the highlights:

    Letterman, himself an unwed dad to 2-year-old Harry, interjected, “By the way, you’re not married.”

    “Did you have to bring it up?” Cruise shot back, then added, “I can’t wait to get married.” He was mum on the details, though he has said he and Holmes plan to wed sometime this summer.

    As the two men discussed the joys and responsibilities of fatherhood, Letterman asked his guest to describe the arrival of his baby. Said Cruise: “It’s exciting and kind of surreal because, all of a sudden, it’s happening. Suddenly there’s going to be this other person, and I found myself wanting to relish every moment and not forget it.”

    Was the delivery a long process, Letterman wondered? “No,” said Cruise. “It happened quickly.”

    Cruise also said the baby is now up to 7 lbs., 10 oz., has a lot of hair, and remains at home with her mother, while he travels to promote his new movie, Mission: Impossible III, which opens Friday.

    “Kate and I can’t take our eyes off of her,” said Cruise, who added that Holmes’s mother and his own are providing most of the baby advice they require. Of Holmes, Cruise said, “She’s magnificent. She has done so well … an incredible woman.”

    “She’s so good looking,” commented Letterman.

    “That’s the first thing I noticed,” replied Cruise.

    On Wednesday, Cruise continued his publicity blitz, appearing on Live with Regis and Kelly. As for how he and Katie share parenting tasks: “She’s a woman so she does the womanly things,” Cruise said, indicating breastfeeding. His duties, he said, include burping the baby and changing diapers.

    Cruise tries to hide behind a lot of vague adjectives, and reader Millie notes that he acted odd and was uncomfortable with specific questions about the labor. Wonder what that means.

    Cruise is also said to be auctioning off the first pictures of Suri to the highest bidder. The photos are said to be worth around $1 million.

    Katie Holmes will get a sweet deal if she ever marries and divorces the crazy half pint. She’ll get $14 million according to a new prenup that’s been set up. Even if she remains single, she and Suri will be taken care of with an $8 million trust.

    Now that’s not bad compensation for living a lie, is it?

    Here’s Cruise in all his glory on his whirlwind tour of Manhattan yesterday.

    Posted in Babies, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat

    Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
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