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Oct 31
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Ivanka Trump is fake all over


Plastic fantastic Ivanka Trump got a new rack and it looks like she added tons of fake hair and the pelts of several slaughtered animals to the mix to complete her barbie look. She looks wasted while posing outside of her 25th birthday party, but maybe she’s just high on all the synthetics coursing through her body. I would make the blowup or “Real Doll” comparison but that’s just too easy.

Ivanka is said to be bedding “That 70s Show” star Topher Grace this month. I loved Topher in “In Good Company” with Scarlet Johansson, but his career has not really taken off. Now that he’s with Ivanka it can safely be assumed that he’s not super successful because he has poor judgment.

Ivanka is dressed like old Boca widow’s idea of sexy at her 25th birthday at Pure nightclub on 10/28. [via]

Posted in Hookups, Ivanka Trump, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Topher Grace

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