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Actress Kristen Stewart, who tanked personality-wise during a recent appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, gave a profanity-laced, whiny interview to Nylon magazine. The young actress, who plays Bella in the smash “Twilight” franchise, complains at length about the rumors that she is more than friends with her co-star, heartthrob Rob Pattinson. She also hates promoting the films and calls the PR tour she did for the first movie a “f$%&ing psychotic situation.” Basically, she hates everything about being a movie star. She’s like a younger, female Sean Penn, without the right hook.
On the Twilight Madness: “Anywhere we’d go for Twilight was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it’s thoughtless, as well… You get a slew of all these bullshit questions like, ‘What’s it like to kiss a vampire?’ and ‘How much do you love Robert?’ Then you’ll get one that’s actually real, but you’re like, ‘No, I can’t right now, I can’t even consider [it].”
On her memorable David Letterman appearance: “I feel like I have nothing to say on those shows… I’m not good at the funny thing—most people are really great on those shows. I don’t have a contrived personality that [I can] just pump out [for] a five-minute segment, so I end up sitting there and looking kind of baffled. Embarassing.”
And no, she’s not dating Robert Pattinson. “It’s just totally false… Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him. And it’s like, I know this guy really f’ing well [laughs]. It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most f’ing psychotic situations.”
On who she’s actually dating: “He’s older than me—he’s 20 now—but when you’re 13 and he’s turning 16, it was always sort of an out-of-reach thing. Then you get a little older, and you realize, ‘Oh, What the f*@& am I thinking? I can have you, like, lickity…’” she snaps her fingers, laughing. “He’s awesome.”
I should add that the accompanying photo spread with the article features a messy-haired Stewart striking various hipster/angst poses. Barf! I’m not taking anything away from this girl’s talent, but her attitude really sucks. I’m sure the pressure of sudden fame has its downside, but if it’s so horrible, quit bitching about it and get out of the business. Go to college, go flip burgers somewhere – I don’t care. Just shut up about how hard your life is, princess. This is Hollywood! There are probably a hundred actresses equally as talented who would kill to replace her in those movies, and would have the common sense to at least appear grateful about it in public. I guess I can understand the whole “normal girl” appeal of Stewart, but she’s trying way too hard. She comes off as vacant, ungrateful and really annoying.
Kristen Stewart looks like she wants to bolt as she signs autographs at the Sundance Film Festival. Photo credits: Bauergriffinonline.









































