In December of last year, rumors began to swirl that Clint Eastwood’s family would star in a reality show, and word filtered out that Clint had initially been dead set against the idea, but wife Dina Ruiz insisted. Then in March, the show was officially confirmed; it was further revealed that the program was called “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” and would primarily star Dina, her two daughters, and the band that Dina manages. In addition, Clint has begrudgingly agreed to make small cameo appearances in the show even though we all know he’ll be running like hell from the camera (and Dina’s crazy photo faces), right? Possibly. Here’s the new trailer for the upcoming E! show, which premieres on May 20, and it looks like Clint is featured prominently in the trailer both kissing his wife and making this embarrassed-looking face:

Check out the trailer below and weep for The Man With No Name:

“Some Hollywood families live for fame. This one lives to let live. Some adopt an attitude. This one adopted a band. Some live for the spotlight. This one lives a million miles away. Mrs. Eastwood & Company. Coming this May. Only on E!”

[From E!]

Uh. Correct me if I’m wrong, but any Hollywood family (or other group of individuals) who does a reality show is necessarily doing it for the fame, correct? Certainly, Clint’s 19-year-old daughter, Francesca, has fame in mind while she frolics under a bedspread for the camera in the below screencap. In addition, Francesca’s boyfriend is none other than Tyler Shields, who has made a dubious career of gimmicky, tasteless photo shoots with the likes of Lindsay Lohan (featuring boob groping), Mischa Barton (featuring raw meat), and Tamara Ecclestone (featuring a bed and a pile of cash). Nope, this show will have nothing to do with famewhoring at all.

Here’s the band (the titular “Company”) that Dina manages called Overtone. They look like nearly every other generic pseudo-rock act these days, but maybe they sound better than they look. Or maybe not.

Screencaps courtesy of YouTube

Tamara Ecclestone, 27, is a billionaire British heiress and the older sister of Petra Ecclestone, that chick who just bought the most expensive enormous home in LA county and then claimed that her money “wasn’t going to change the world” anyway, so she may as well blow it on her insanely luxurious lifestyle, basically. Not to be outdone by her sister, Tamara owns a home in West London worth £45 million, or $70 million dollars. The last we heard from photographer Tyler Shields, he was under fire for a controversial photo shoot with Mischa Barton in which he was seen shoving raw meat in her face while grabbing her neck like he was moments away from strangling her. Since Tyler seems incapable of doing photo shoots that are stylistically impressive without the use cheap props, he asked Tamara if she could bring in a million pounds in actual cash for their session. It’s unclear how Tamara got all this real foreign currency, but it probably involved a single phone call and a guy driving over with some lattes and a briefcase. Tamara then took her kit off, as they say over the pond, and rolled around in the dough. Fascinating. Thrilling. Inspired.

What does it feel like to roll around in bed [nude] with a million British pounds?

Billionaire heiress Tamara Ecclestone knows.

The daughter of Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has posed for a series of super sexy shots with cutting edge photographer Tyler Shields and RadarOnline.com has the racy pics.

“I told her I had a crazy idea and that I wanted her to get a million pounds in cash so we could shoot with it, 24 hours later I was sitting in her bed with her and a million in 50s!” he wrote on his website.

According to Shields, Petra Ecclestone’s sister is a down to Earth gal. “She loves A1 steak sauce,” he claims.

The famed photographer recently snapped Lindsay Lohan and Glee’s Heather Morris.

Posing [nude] with the British pounds, Tamara is surrounded by the cash, which she even pretends to iron in one shot. She’ll soon be starring in a new reality show called Billion $$$ Girl and is hoping the program will show the “real her.”

[From Radar Online]

Oh there’s the line at the end of that quote that explains it all. “She’ll soon be starring in a new reality show called Billion $$$ Girl and is hoping the program will show the ‘real her.‘” The show premieres next month in the UK. I guess the plot of the first episode involves her canceling a scheduled appearance to promote her haircare line on QVC at the last minute because she has a zit on her chin. Really.

I thought these photos were of Megan Fox when I first saw them, so kudos to Tamara’s surgeon for giving her the latest in starlet face. Unlike Paris Hilton’s sister, she seems to have just as many famewhore ambitions as her sister. I’m torn as to whether I shoot root for these Ecclestone girls as competition for the Kardashians or hope they go the way of Paris Hilton and end up with a meager fanbase in the US. Maybe they’ll give the Kardashians a run for their money and eventually they’ll all fade out. There’s got to be some kind of curse involved with posing for Tyler Shields.

Photo credit: Tyler Shields