When I first saw these Jessica Alba upskirt photos, I thought “Oh, is Machete coming out today?” But it doesn’t come out until next weekend, so either Jessica is doing a little early promotion with her (lovely) booty, or she just has no idea that short little dress + rooftop + wind + photographers on the street = upskirt. And if she doesn’t know that by now, what’s the point? Personally, I give Alba credit for knowing what she’s doing, and after all, if she really wanted to go full-on promotional style, she could have gone without underwear. As it is, she’s wearing panties and these are just some cute shots of her butt.

Fame Pictures notes that she was doing a balcony/roof photo shoot, probably for a magazine, I guess. They also say that Alba left the shoot with some swag bags. Eh.

Honestly, if this was something that Alba was aware of (which I think it was), and it was to promote Machete, then good for her. She needs Machete to do well, and she needs some credit if Machete does well. Machete director Robert Rodriguez just cast Alba in his next film – Spy Kids 4, which is the kind of family-friendly entertainment that will help her career tremendously. She’s going to play “a former spy, the mother of a baby (like Alba in real life) and step-mother to two preteen children. The stepchildren will take over the “Spy Kids” mantle first worn by Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara. In the previous installments, the parents, played by Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino, were supporting characters. If that’s the case, Alba might be the most or second most, depending on who signs on to play her husband in the film, credit, but be off-screen for long periods of time.” Good for her. And I mean that.

You can see better upskirt photos by clicking on the thumbnails!

Jessica Alba on August 26, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Heavily pregnant overly-made up Christina Aguilera pulled a Britney on Monday night after a night out to dinner with her husband. She got into a car wearing a short skirt without panties on. At least she had on pantyhose, but her lady bits are clearly visible so it’s not like they were the kind with built-in panties.

Look at how she’s getting into the car, she’s pausing with her leg up and smiling slightly, and it looks quite deliberate to me. Why did she do this? She must feel like crap as a pregnant woman because she was completely focused on her appearance before she got knocked up and probably doesn’t feel like she has much of an identity without her sexiness. She’s crying “Look at me, people!” and we’re all doing it, shaking our heads and telling her to put it away.

Now her child is going to have to contend with photos of mommy’s crotch when they’re old enough to get online. Was it worth it Christina?

At least she was wearing pantyhose, but how lame of her to resort to that. Christina has made many public digs at Britney, and now she’s down right on her level.

Thanks to X17 for these photos.