Tom Cruise actually attended the Mexico City premiere of Mission Impossible 3 on Monday. He seems to care more about his fans than his wife and new baby. No other stars from the movie, not even secondary ones, appear in the premiere pictures so it can be assumed that he’s the only one who went. If I’m wrong let me know.

When asked about Suri at a press conference, he said: “The hours go by so quickly, as I just stare at her.” He also dismissed claims that he ate the baby’s placenta, calling them “ridiculous.” You said it, Tom.

Here’s a brief video of excerpts from Tom’s press conference in Mexico. He discusses MI3’s director, JJ Abrams, and baby Suri. He seems distracted, tired, and out of sorts.

And here are pictures of him basking in the attention.

We have plenty of Lindsay news and pictures today. Lohan made her second appearance on Saturday Night Live this week. She first appeared on the show in May, 2004. Commentors on the bulletin board where we found the pictures noted that she was funny in a couple of skits, but that the dialogue was bad.

Here’s a video of one of Lohan’s skits on SNL. She plays the fictional hip-hop artist “ambience” in an MTV parody. Wait until the video loads and then move the bottom cursor to the middle because she doesn’t come on until halfway through, and the rest is not worth watching.

Here are screencaps of Lindsay on the show and arriving at the after party.

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Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to play the anime action character Sailor Moon in an upcoming movie. It’s a pretty weak rumor, but good enough for us to report:

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The source goes on to say that they really hope Lohan doesn’t get the part. She certainly hasn’t shown her acting skills yet, although it can’t be too hard to jump around in costume and play an cartoon character.

You can see the full E! True Hollywood Story on Lohan on YouTube. Here are the links, which launch automatic video: [via]

Lindsay Lohan is starring in the romantic comedy, “Just My Luck,” which is due for release on May 12th. It’s a good thing she has several other films in the can, because the plot is rather dumb and familiar, and “Just My Luck” won’t do much to bolster her film career.

In related news that you may have heard already, Lohan really wants to get a fashion contract, and is hinting that Versace is interested in her. She was passed up by Chanel for being too young, and by Louis Vuitton for being too “American.” Now she’s meeting up with Donatella Versace, and has eagerly blabbed about it, saying that she’s “going to spend time with Donatella on her boat,” but that nothing is decided yet.

Here are some stills from “Just my Luck.” [via]

And here is the trailer to “Just My Luck.” It looks really bad, we have to say.

Paris Hilton sang happy birthday at a party held for 80 year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner. She wore a bra, panties and garters and exhibited a surprisingly good singing voice. Hef was also feted by Donald Trump, Three-6 Mafia, Jenna Jameson, Bill Maher, and Oliver Stone.

Here’s the video of Paris singing to Hef and some photos of Paris and her mom Kathy at the LA Lakers “3rd annual Mirage Las Vegas Casino Night and Bodog Celebrity Poker Invitational” benefit on April 12, 2006 in Santa Monica, California. She certainly likes to suck on things.

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Carmen Electra could lose her contract representing Max Factor after she rode the Sybian on Howard Stern last Friday:

Carmen denied doing anything wrong, and said she just sat on a vibrating chair. After seeing the video, it seems pretty tame to us although she does seem to get something out of it.

Mariah Carey appeared on MTV’s Total Request Live yesterday to premiere her new video with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell, “Say Something.” It’s not that catchy of a song, and the background track is too repetitive. The video jumps around to different luxurious scenes in Paris and in high end shops, and although it’s interesting it’s not fabulous.

Here is Mariah at Total Request Live and outside the MTV studios yesterday. Sure she looks good now that she’s lost weight, but why does she continue to dress like she’s 14?

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Here’s the video for “Say Something”

Britney is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services. It was initially thought that the visit was due to the incident where she was photographed driving with Sean Preston in her lap, but it turns out that there’s a potentially scarier situation with Sean Preston.

We assumed it was just a routine visit too, until we read that Star is reporting that poor Sean Preston has a fractured skull!

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That’s scary and it’s hopefully just due to the highchair fall. We learned on Law and Order that child abuse is usually committed by the father. We’re just saying.

Britney is getting all sorts of bad press this week. First she is supposedly stress-eating, and was told by her record company to shape up or risk her career:

Poor Britney. It must be hard to be married to Federjerk, and hopefully she’ll find a more constructive way to deal with her stress.

She also isn’t even in the top 100 of FHM’s sexiest women this year, and one of Kevin’s exes (not Shar Jackson) has said that she better shape up or she’ll lose Kevin. Maybe that’s why she’s taking her time about it.

Britney has a new single which you can partially hear online. You can download a 50 second mp3 of “Just Yesterday” from breatheheavy.com.

Here is Britney dancing to her new song. The video says it’s called “Little Me,” but it is credited as “Just Yesterday” on breatheheavy.com, and is supposed to be about her sister. She’s still got the moves and the song is lovely.

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are reportedly fighting because KFed feels that Britney steals all the attention at events promoting his album. Both Star Magazine and Life and Style report that Federline feels lame because he can’t get any recognition on his own. The gossip rags have a similar take on Kevin’s promotional appearance at Club X in Dallas on April 1st.

Life and Style reports:

And Star says:

While Britney’s right about being the bigger star, she has mistaken ideas about where she should focus her efforts. She seems to think her forgettable drop-in appearance on Will and Grace is the beginning of an actual acting career:

In case you doubt these negative reviews, you can watch Britney’s “acting” for yourself. She is a bigger star than her husband - but she’s a pop singer, not an actress: