Vanessa Minnillo made boyfriend Nick Lachey go get his hairy chest waxed at a Beverly Hills Spa. It hurt so bad that he screamed in pain and insisted that the esthetician stop right there. I wonder if he’s still got those landing strips on his chest:

In a scene that was sorta “40-Year-Old Virgin” meets “Fur,” NICK LACHEY’s sexy squeeze VANESSA MINNILLO – itching to control his chest hair, which sprouts like scratchy sawgrass, according to pals – dragged “Gorilla Guy” off to a BevHills spa to get his man-thatch wax-snatched! But after just two wax strips were ripped from his manly man-boobs, Nick emitted a nearly-girly shriek and yelled, “NO MORE!” With half his chest bare as a baby’s bottom – and the other half sorta bear-y – Nick hopped off the table and split for the changing room, ignoring Vanessa’s please to lie down and get waxed like a man!

That goes to show that men can’t hack what we women go through for the sake of beauty. I once took my husband to get a manicure with me and the ladies painted his nails with that clear nailtiques polish. I took it off for him when we got home, but he won’t get his nails done again. The nail technicians must have been laughing about it afterwards.

Radar Online had these great photos taken inside of Britney’s mansion, which they say is pretty cheap at a paltry $13.5 million when compared to the local market. The next cheapest place in their Malibu neighborhood is going for $21 million. It looks like a showroom at a tacky furniture store. Hopefully they had good maids there, because it must have been a bitch to dust all those ugly hanging fabrics and various knicknacks.

Pink is the New Blog reports that Britney has left Louisiana with her two infants and is going to Las Vegas, where it is thought that she will continue work on her new album.

K-Fed was seen moving out of the mansion yesterday with his homies loading up a big SUV. He’ll undoubtedly pay them in pizza since Britney cut off his funds.

He was also photographed promoting Evian water, which is pretty damn funny considering that his concert waiver states “No Evian.” Beggers can’t be choosers.

From my extensive analysis of K-Fed’s signature on the legal paperwork acknowledging their fake wedding, I can say that I truly believe that this scrawled message found in his dressing room at the House of Blues is indeed from Kevin Federline. US Weekly, who have the exclusive on this fine find, say that his signature also matches a signed K-Fed poster they have hanging in their break room:

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline

That’s really going to make him look good in court.

The NY Post reports that Britney cut off K-Fed’s cell phone and credit cards, and that he was spotted scarfing down free food at a strip joint that inexplicably comped him and his entire poser posse. K-Fed asked for tons of food to take home with him and even tried to sneak out liquor bottles under his jacket.

At first I thought “What establishment would be dumb enough to comp K-Fed?” and then I realized that it was pretty media savvy of them to do so and they probably planted a snitch next to him and called up Page Six themselves for the free publicity.

K-Fed’s recent NYC gig was not cancelled but only because he begged.

His concert at Webster Hall was supposed to start at 7pm but the crowd was so small that K-Fed waited for three hours…hoping that more fans would magically appear.
“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.

In the words of John Lennon (a real musician): Instant Karma’s gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head.
Read more details on K-Fed’s latest humiliation here.

I hate Bush probably more than the next person, and I seriously went to Washington five times while I lived in the states to protest that asshole bombing Iraq in the quest for world corporate domination, (go ahead and flame me, I rarely talk about politics here) but even I think this is dumb.

Barbra Streisand pissed everyone off at her recent NY concert by making them sit through a boring skit and duet she did with a Bush lookalike. When hecklers told her what they thought about paying big bucks to hear her sing and being forced to watch a contrived dialogue, she lost her cool and told them to fuck off:

Here’s a quick video of Barbra’s appearance with the Bush lookalike. The Bush guy says “I’ve got an iPod at home, it just says ‘Babs’” Uh, yeah, that’s really hip of you Barbra. This is just a clip and does not include Babs getting pissed off or talking at length with the guy, but there are chairs on the stage so they probably settled in afterwards for a thrilling heart to heart.

In contrast, I heard that Bruce Springsteen just used some quick sound bites of Bush talking about WMDs like he was psychic to justify the war. Madonna got heat for showing some visuals comparing Bush with Hitler, but at least she didn’t waste concert-goers time with a skit. And of course George Michael pulled out a giant blow up doll of Bush getting blown by an English Bulldog to mixed results.

There are cooler, more subtle ways to make your political opinions known, but Babs is just old and unaware of how to pull it off without looking like an idiot.

I couldn’t find the “fuck off” video on iFilm or YouTube yet. Once it hits the video sharing sites I’ll post it here.

Update: The guy who heckled Babs at her show may have been a “right wing plant,” but I still think it was dumb of her to respond and to do that played-out skit in the first place.

Daniel Craig got so fat indulging in the local Czech cuisine while filming “Casino Royale” in Prague that producers hired him a trainer to get him back in Bond-shape for the role.

Craig lost two of his teeth while filming, got prickly heat, admitted he didn’t like guns or speedboats, and had to be schooled on how to play poker because he looked like an idiot in his card-playing scenes.

Movie marketers further messed with Bond’s image by cutting a deal with Ford to feature a Ford Mondeo in the film. They were also forced to make Bond’s trademark Aston Martin an automatic when it came out that Craig couldn’t drive a stick.

Now they’re making Bond’s transformation complete by reaching an endorsement deal with Heineken. Bond’s low-carb vodka martinis are going to be supplemented with the everyman’s drink, beer.

Bond has gone to hell already, so it really doesn’t matter if he starts swilling beer while he’s driving an American car. He could still get naked, which might prove to be the saving grace for this franchise. Now that he’s lost his edge though, do we really care?

I’ve been a web designer for nearly 10 years. (Yes, I’m older than 30 but not much.) When I saw the new redesign at the US Weekly website, I thought “Holy crap the designer used yeeeah! for inspiration and sure didn’t change much.,” Yeeeah’s signature look is unmistakable. It looks like US Weekly’s designer used the same core design elements: fuschia accent color and diagonal black-striped bar, and just reversed the header so it wouldn’t be too much of a copy. It’s way too close for coincidence.

Someone at Us Weekly needs to have a serious discussion with their design team. It’s possible that an executive or marketing person said “You know, we really like this yeeeah! site, can you do something like this for us?” You think they could come up with a unique design or pick a site to copy that’s not in the same realm so the ripoff is harder to spot.

Actually, Justin put a timeframe on it. He says he’ll marry Cameron in like, 15 years. He really said this:

He sounds like he’s not happy in the relationship at all. What is that crack about not getting a ring from her? Why doesn’t he break up with her already? Oh I know, he’s happy to be with her as long as it’s on his terms.

I’m not a Cameron fan, but if she wants to get married and have kids she needs to break up with Justin and start looking for a man who’s ready for it. If a guy says he’s not going to marry you - surprise - he won’t! It’s kind of sad for her that’s he’s talking such smack about their relationship on a talk show.

Update: Pictures removed on request.

British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:

Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can’t perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

That woman who wrote “I’m a doctor - shag me” on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn’t expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from “Almost Famous” and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars’ penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he’s going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he’s undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I’m not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you’ll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]

Poor Heath Ledger. First his girlfriend tells everyone how upsetting it was to him that his hot naked pictures got leaked onto the ‘net, and now his dad reveals that getting squirted with water by the paparrazi made him cry all night and move out of Australia. In related news, his dad’s name is Kim:

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Ledger is going to be so pissed that he dad revealed that he cried over this. Unlike Tom Cruise’s angry response to getting squirted on the red carpet, Ledger was said to be “unruffled” by the incident. He must hold everything inside until it eats him up, just like his character in “Brokeback Mountain.”

Breaking down and moving out of town because some photographers get pissy with you is a response way out of proportion to the incident. He was said to have spit on the guys, so getting hit with some watergun spray is a pretty mild consequence. Maybe he’ll grow up and quit being so sensitive after he realizes how foolish this makes him look.

Why would his dad reveal that about him though? He could be pissed that he’s not seeing his granddaughter much since Ledger is so afraid of travelling to Australia and getting sprayed with more water.

Update: We noted in an article shortly after this one that we were wrong about our assessment of Ledger and that he was harassed beyond the point that was acceptable by those same paparazzi. Thanks to reader Phyllis whose comment is below.