The few times I’ve caught Wendy Williams’ show I’ve been thoroughly amused. Wendy seems to truly love gossip, and she regularly tells it like it is and calls people out. Wendy was discussing Heidi Klum’s new relationship with the bodyguard recently, and she pretty much said that Heidi must have been screwing the help back when she was married to Seal, considering that Heidi’s new boyfriend has worked for their family for four years. Heidi first confirmed the relationship in September, but claimed at the time that it was “new.” In a more recent interview, Heidi told the German press she was “in love” and that she fell for the bodyguard during the four year period he worked for her family. Well that really set Wendy off! She went off on Heidi during a gossip commentary segment on her show. Honestly, I didn’t care too much about this story before now. Wendy got so worked up that she got me to care, you know? Here’s more, from US Weekly. US gives the impression that Seal was there on Wendy’s show, but he wasn’t. Wendy was just kind of addressing him in general, letting him know she had his back.

On her self-titled talk show Tuesday, Williams, 48, tore into the Project Runway host, 39, and her intense new romance with her longtime bodyguard Martin Kirsten.

Although Klum went public with the relationship — her first since she and husband Seal announced their separation in early 2012 — in September, Williams argued to her audience that Klum and Kirsten have been romantically involved for much longer than that.

“He’s worked for Heidi in the family for four years. Seal, you know what that means — and not just when you were out of town,” she said, later adding, “I don’t think this is a new relationship, do you?”

(Of her South African-born beau, Klum recently told German magazine Bunte “I’m in love!” She explained to Katie Couric back in September that the romance had “just started” with Kirsten over the summer. Although Seal initially lashed out about Klum’s new beau, complaining that his ex was “fornicating with the help,” he later explained that he never implied his wife cheated during their seven-year marriage.)

Referring to a displayed snapshot of Kirsten carrying and embracing Leni, the eldest among Klum and Seal’s four kids, Williams commanded the “Kiss or a Rose” singer to “[get] half her money.”

“I haven’t reported a story about love this disgusting since Sandra Bullock and that man,” Williams continued, referring to Bullock’s ex-husband Jesse James, who infamously cheated on the Oscar-winner with many women.

“It pains me to report stories like this when the woman, in my mind, is clearly in the wrong,” Williams ranted.

She then offered Seal an action plan to “get back at” Klum: “You don’t let the finances go with this divorce. I don’t know how much you’re worth, but she’s worth more. you need half!”

Her second suggestion for Seal? “You need yourself a new girlfriend,” she advised. “Someone young, hot and with a long future in modeling, and really fertile.”
She added: “I’m thinking someone like Kate Upton would make Heidi’s pot liquor cooler.”

[From US Weekly]

I went back and read US’ recap of what Heidi told German magazine Bunte, (I missed it because it came out on Friday) and Wendy is absolutely right. Heidi admitted in that story that the bodyguard worked for her family for four years and that she fell for him during that time. She said “I’m in love,” and added “This is one reason why I’m so fond of him. He’s been helping me for four years now, and he takes wonderful care of the kids. He plays with them, he protects them. I trust him.” That’s ridiculous! It’s one thing to openly date the guy, it’s quite another to admit that she fell in love with him while she was married to Seal! All of this happened when she was gushing about Seal and how Seal was such a great husband and father. Maybe she’s rewriting her history with this guy in order to make Seal jealous, but either way it’s very, very shady. You wouldn’t expect Heidi to learn that she should STFU about her relationships either, after how it turned out with her marriage.

I guess Seal was telling the truth when he said Heidi was screwing the help on the side.

Update: A lot of you are commenting that Heidi isn’t admitting falling in love with the bodyguard when she was married. That’s what I read into it, but I’m definitely taking a leap. The fact that she admits he has been with her for four years is very suspicious to me.

Heidi Klum is shown on 10-6, 11-3 and 11-11. Credit: WENN.com

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on The Wendy Williams show promoting her jerk-off show “The Client List” (I think it’s accurate to call it that) this week. She talked a little bit about the “controversy” of her boobs being digitally reduced in the ads for the show, which she’s discussed multiple times before. Then Wendy asked her about her “bucket list,” which she apparently has at just 33. As her main dream, no kidding, J.Love said she wanted to be a Victoria’s Secret angel “just for a day,” but that it also would involve being on the cover of their magazine. Hewitt said she’s ready for it. (Video of this is above.)

I want to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel so bad. Just for the day. Look I want to wear the wings. I already wear the lingerie for a living now, so I’m working out and I’m ready. I just want to be on the cover of the catalog. I think it would be really nice of them, so thanks.

[From video on WendyShow.com]

Then Wendy gave J.Love some real-ish Victoria’s Secret wings and had her walk down the runwalk on the show. Hewitt was still in her dress though, it’s not like she did a bra and panties catwalk like they do in the VS fashion shows.

This woman told Ellen last month that she wanted to date newly single Adam Levine. Levine’s last girlfriend was a Victoria’s Secret model. (And he’s made it clear that he’s not going to take J.Love up on her offer.) Was this some kind of attempt to be appealing to the guy of her dreams, or is she actually sincere about wanting to be a Victoria’s Secret model? Just about everything she does seems geared to appeal to men, so maybe it wasn’t specifically aimed at Levine.

Also, I’m not going to point out that she’s not exactly VS model material, even though she’s really hot. (Although I did point it out by mentioning it. See what I did there?) She probably knows this, and is just saying that she always dreamed of being a VS model, not that she’s qualified necessarily. At least that’s what I got out of it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is shown on 5-3 and 5-8-12. Credit: FameFlynet and PCNPhotos

I know we’ve covered the Beyonce Baby Bump Conspiracy story quite a bit, but I thought Wendy Williams’ take on it was funny and I wanted to mention it. Yesterday Kaiser laid out her theories as to what was going on with Beyonce’s collapsible bump. She basically thinks Beyonce is actually pregnant, but that she’s padding her stomach for attention. I’m not sure whether Beyonce is pregnant or not, even taking into account the bikini photos. I’ve never seen a pregnant woman’s stomach fold over like that, and it didn’t look like fabric bunching to me, it looked like a pillow folding. Wendy Williams agreed, and on her show she had two pregnant staffers, one that was due in February like Beyonce, sit down to show that what happened to Beyonce’s stomach was not natural at all. She claimed on one hand that Beyonce was probably actually pregnant, but then seemed to suggest that she was faking it.

Wendy: When she sat down the baby bump squashed, crumpled and folded… she’s either giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy… What is that? Is that a baby bump? [When I was pregnant] I wouldn’t be able to sit like that.

[Shows Beyonce's bikini photo] Then I’m pregnant too… Girls come on, we all get this. I’m not saying that she’s not pregnant there… that proves absolutely nothing to me.

I would like to believe that Beyonce is really pregnant. I don’t like to believe that people play around with pregnancy. I’ve had so many miscarriages…

Here are some alleged conspiracy theories:
- The baby is helping Beyonce’s sagging recording career.
- Beyonce’s pregnancy is a way of keeping Jay-Z’s alleged mistress away
- The alleged woman over in Trinidad with [Jay's] alleged 10 year-old son, Beyonce is trying to keep up with her.
- How about this? This is the most disgusting one. Beyonce is going to use a surrogate so she can maintain her body.
- Here’s that is even more disgusting. They’re adopting, but they’re going to play it off like they gave birth.

Watch, it’s going to be an at home water birth there’s going to be three people there. Beyonce, Jay-Z and her mother…

Beyonce come on you’re not like that are you? You know how some of these celebrities can be though. Anything for attention.

I love how Wendy called those theories “disgusting” but then kind of cosigned them toward the end.

The Daily Beast has an article written by three female doctors who declare that by viewing the video in question, in their opinion as doctors not treating Beyonce, she “looks appropriately pregnant at this point.” They float the theory that a lot of you have mentioned that “Perhaps when she bent over, her dress simply became looser, giving the appearance that her belly was shifting.” That was a lot of loose fabric that didn’t seem to be in the dress when she was walking.

Beyonce on 9/22. (Credit: WENN.com)

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Yesterday we covered some excerpts from Levi Johnston’s new book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. I pretty much skimmed the whole book, and I mentioned that I was impressed by how well it was written, meaning there’s no way that Levi had penned a single sentence. He does credit his ghost writers in the epilogue, and mentions that he wanted to put their names on the book jacket, but that they declined. It’s easy to understand why they would prefer not to be associated with this memoir in any way.

Yesterday Levi was on the Wendy Williams show to promote the book. He came across much better than he has in the past. He seemed just somewhat stupid and dull as opposed to completely uninteresting and slow. He’s learning how to handle the spotlight and has been working on his interview skills.

When describing the reasons why he and Bristol broke up for the second time, Levi said that the media claimed he had gotten a girl pregnant that he hadn’t seen in years. Levi said to Wendy, “It went downhill real quick. Apparently I got someone else pregnant that I hadn’t seen in five years… I did not get anyone pregnant.”

Levi is talking about this National Enquirer report that came out in late July of last year, after his second engagement to Bristol, claiming he had gotten a girl named Lanesia Garcia pregnant. Only in his book he openly admits sleeping with Lanesia, an old girlfriend, in January of 2010, he just says he’s not the baby’s father. That’s about six months prior, not five years.

Levi’s ghostwriters wrote:

In January of 2010, more than a year after Tripp was born and I’d moved out of the Palin house, I did hook up with Lanesia for one short night. Six months later, the international media community was announcing that Lanesia was pregnant with my child. She announced that she was barely pregnant – and the father of the child was her longtime boyfriend, and she had no f*cking idea why anyone was connecting her to Levi Johnston at this point.

She called me and said I needed to clean up this mess.

A second reason why this baby could not be mine, as if another reason were needed, was that I’d used protection.

[From Levi Johnston's memoir Deer in the Headlights]

He totally lied and he did sleep with that girl, he just wasn’t the one who got her pregnant.

Oh and some of that other stuff he said in the interview (video above) about how Bristol was jealous of her mom’s pregnancy was not in the book at all. The way it was described in the book, Bristol planned to get pregnant after her mom did, but it wasn’t out of envy at all. It was more like Bristol was influenced by her mom’s pregnancy and her new baby brother, not that Bristol wanted to upstage Sarah.

I guess I can’t blame Levi for forgetting what’s in his own memoir since I doubt he’s even read the whole thing.

Levi is shown out in NY yesterday. Credit: WENN.com

America’s Delusional Sweetheart is back! Yesterday, Wendy Williams took LeAnn Rimes to task for her (Wendy’s words) “sloppy” affair with Eddie Cibrian. Wendy was referring not only to LeAnn’s recent “ME ME ME, It’s all about ME!” interview in Shape, and also on the heels of LeAnn’s delusional tweet-fest regarding the emergency room incident – in which she did not alert Brandi Glanville that one of the Brandi’s children was in the ER, yet LeAnn alerted her Twitter followers. Anyway, LeAnn then responded to Wendy on Twitter, although I’ve given up trying to find the exact tweet. Usually I can glance through LeAnn’s Twitter feed and find the delusional gem I’m looking for quickly, but I swear to God, she has more than 100 tweets in the last 24 hours. LeAnn cannot scratch her ass without tweeting about it. So here’s the story from Us Weekly:

LeAnn Rimes is firing back at Wendy Williams after the daytime talk show host called her affair with Eddie Cibrian “sloppy.”

On her syndicated talk show Thursday, Williams, 46, discussed Rimes’ recent Shape interview in which she justified why she cheated on husband Dean Sheremet. “It’s all very sloppy,” Williams said, adding that Rimes also shouldn’t have referred to Cibrian’s sons as her “boys.” Said Williams: “The boys have a mother, and her name is Brandi [Glanville].”

Rimes, 28, quickly shot back (via Twitter): “All I know is Wendy Williams done pissed my mamma off! I don’t wanna be in her path. To say, ‘I’ve reserved myself a place in hell?!’ I’m incredibly disappointed to see someone with that kind of platform use it for such negativity and could be so mean and judgmental about a situation they know nothing about…I don’t like how it happened either, said it a million times, but this is out of control.”

[From Us Weekly]

LeAnn: “…about a situation they know nothing about…” Us: We know what happened because you keep talking about your f-cking struggles and how much you have to learn as a goddamn homewrecker, bitch. Also: I get the feeling that if we really found out what happened with LeAnn stalking Eddie for months before his marriage ended, it would be A LOT worse for LeAnn, so she should just shut her mouth about “You don’t know what really happened!” And this is “out of control” because YOU are out of control, you delusional cow.

Here are some gems from LeAnn’s Twitter:

On Brandi knowing her son was in the ER: “She knew EVERYTHING! We have never kept her out of knowing anything about her boys. She won’t let you believe that though. Please stop believing the lies you read. She knew… She WAS told. Drama is unavoidable.”

On the kids, but it‘s still about LEANN: “on our end, the kids never ever hear negativity about anyone and never see or read anything that’s said in the press in our home… When it prompts people to question @eddiecibrian and my ability to take care of his children I’m not rehashing anything. It’s a huge part of my life, my story and my healing process. I’m very sad that once again someone talks out of turn about something they are basing off of lies.”

Inspirational quote from Zac Efron: “I don’t understand how some people would want fame so bad that they’d go out and get negative attention to earn it.”- Zac Efron

More LeAnn whining: “I don’t like how it happened either, said it a million times, but this is out of control.”

LeAnn, for the love of God, shut up.

header: LeAnn on Sept. 4, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Wendy Williams has a new television chat show, and she invited actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon on as a guest. They were discussing their friends, and Wendy asked Garcelle if she was still close friends with Jamie Foxx, whom she had worked with on The Jamie Foxx Show in the 1990s. Garcelle confirmed that she and Jamie are still friends, and that they spent some time together at Easter. Garcelle then said, “He told me that he had a new baby and I said, ‘Jamie, wow! Do I know the babymama?’ and he goes, ‘No.’ And I go, ‘Do you know the babymama?’” So, basically, Jamie’s “good friend” Garcelle just outed Oscar-winner Jamie as having a secret baby and baby-mama on a C-List chat show. Why didn’t one of Jude Law’s friends do this?

Actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has sparked a new gossip storm after revealing former co-star Jamie Foxx has had a secret child on national TV. The Wild Wild West star was chatting with talk show host Wendy Williams on TV when she let it slip that her Jamie Foxx Show pal was a dad again.

Revealing she’s still close to the Oscar winner, Beauvais-Nilon told Williams, “We’re very cool, we saw each other on Easter Sunday… and he told me that he had a new baby and I said, ‘Jamie, wow! Do I know the babymama?’ and he goes, ‘No.’ And I go, ‘Do you know the babymama?’”

Shocked by the revelation, Williams asked her studio audience if they knew Foxx was a new dad, adding, “Thank you for the hot topic tidbit.”

Realizing she may have given too much away, a red-faced Beauvais-Nilon looked into the camera and said, “J, I’m sorry!”

The show then cut to a commercial break.

Foxx’s representatives have yet to address the rumour the Ray star is a dad again.

The never married funnyman/singer has a teenage daughter from a previous relationship.

[From Starpulse]

Jamie already has one daughter that we know of, Corinne, who is either 13 or 14 years old. She was his date for the Oscars the year he won (2005). It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Jamie has another child, and one he’s kept secret. This is because I really don’t know much about Jamie’s personal life. That being said, he’s always struck me as a good-time, anything-goes sort of man (like Jude Law), so I don’t find it particularly shocking that he’s got a baby (or two or three) we haven’t heard about. Hopefully, he’s financially supporting the baby and the mother. We’ll see.

Jamie Foxx is shown on 8/10/09 on MuchMusic. Credit: WENN.com

Wendy Williams is a small beep on my radar. I know she started getting press when her New York radio show really took off, and she does a lot of celebrity interviews and has her hands on a lot of juicy gossip – much of which might be totally false. Wendy’s trying her hand at television again. This time it’s not just VH1 airing her radio show or whatever, someone actually gave Wendy a talk show. Wendy was promoting the show to Popeater when it seems like she confirmed the rumor that Jay-Z pulled rank at the BET Awards to get Chris Brown uninvited. According to Wendy, Chris Brown is “finished”. Wendy also talks about how Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston need some “counseling”, and how she now finds Shia LaBeouf “quietly devastating and sexy.” My favorite part is when she’s talking about Megan Fox – Wendy quotes Judge Judy and says “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.” I seriously hope that’s Megan’s new tattoo:

Popeater: Do you think there’s too much attention being paid by the media to Michael Jackson’s death?
WW: Yea, but we can’t forget about Goldie Hawn being upset — as I am too — about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez! I need to talk to someone about this!

What don’t you like about it?
I don’t like them together. Given that she has Ryder and everything, I feel like Kate introduces men to her child too early. Alex Rodriguez also just got out of a marriage, but they always say don’t monkey-bar from one relationship to another.

Well, there was Madonna in between.
Yea, but Madonna gets it. I don’t think she was looking to fall in love. We gals of a particular age, Madonna is older than me, but still, Madonna’s not looking to have any more kids. Kate is still young and tight and has a chance to go along and make a new family with somebody. Why would you want such used goods? I like Alex, he’s cute and adorable and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, but he’s a one night stand. I wouldn’t introduce him to my child and mother! And before Kate, I think we need to counsel Jennifer Aniston.

I heard you have a bit of a crush on Shia LaBeouf?
Well all of a sudden, he’s hot. When Rihanna was dating him, that’s when I first took note. And maybe it was the angle of the pictures shot, but I was just like ‘Eww!’ You don’t sport him on your arm, you just hang out with him. I couldn’t figure it out because he didn’t look that hot to me. Now, all of a sudden I saw him with Megan Fox and there’s something about him that’s very quietly devastating and sexy. Though I’ve heard she’s back with Brian Austin Green, which means she just did him (Shia) for the tour and left him on the side.

What do you think about Brian Austin Green dating Megan?
I mean, he was there when she was just Megan from the Midwest or wherever she’s from. Now that she’s Megan Fox, I think she might want to sow her wild oats, and unfortunately, she makes him look like a sucker. There, I said it. She’s not being quiet about sowing her oats. It’s one thing where it’s like ‘Baby, you’re this big star, I can’t go with you to promote ‘Transformers,’ whatever happens overseas stays overseas. Then, here she is practically climbing up Shia LaBeouf’s leg in this red dress. That was extremely disrespectful. If I were a man, that would cancel all hope of getting back together.

Even if it’s someone like Megan Fox?
Excuse me! I’m a fan of Judge Judy, and like she says, ‘Beauty fades, dumb is forever.’ Very disrespectful.

OK, let’s play a bit a word association. I’ll say a celebrity, you give me the first things that pop into your mind.
Michael Jackson: Dead, and rest in peace.
Britney Spears: Brunette, and she looks good!
Chris Brown: Finished. Listen, Mike! My hopes for any sort of comeback was for the Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards, but from what I understand, Jay-Z didn’t even want him in the building. I think everyone will forget about it (the Rihanna beating), but everyone will forget him too. Here it is, pop culture forgets everything. If Chris Brown wanted to make an immediate comeback, the BET Awards was the way to do it. He does have a chance to get back in and do something, but he has to have a spec-tacular party song. It’s gotta be good for hip-hop and Top 40, for all colors and all ages.

[From Popeater]

Is it weird that I’m totally with Wendy on all of this? She’s got Megan Fox down exactly, I think she’s got Madonna figured out, and the Kate Hudson stuff is right on. The only thing she might have wrong is Chris Brown – I don’t think he’s in any way finished. If anything, beating Rihanna made Chris Brown a household name, and there’s a very real possibility he’s going to be a big star for years to come. Unless Jay-Z meets him in a dark alleyway.

Wendy Williams is shown on 5/20/09 and 6/17/09. Credit: WENN.com