Have I ever mentioned before how predatory Wilmer Valderrama appears to the naked eye? I mean, he’s so notorious that there should really be a show called, “To Catch A Wilmer.” Yet the dude is so crafty and keen to not actually cross that line, so he goes for the barely-legal Disney types. And he might be pretty hard to physically catch given his tendency to be snapped by the paparazzi while out for a run as he was here in Miami in mid December.

Anyway, Wilmer loves to snatch up vulnerable girls when they’re riding high from their respective Disney affiliations but have yet to prove themselves in other career capacities. It’s like a convenient downdraft before the perfect storm of Wilmer manipulation. He famously dated Lindsay Lohan in 2004 right when she started to get into big trouble and ended up randomly hospitalized for “exhaustion” and whatnot. Then he went inactive and undetected for awhile before setting his sights on Demi Lovato and proceeding to screw up her fragile mind. The two have gone a few rounds in the on-again, off- again, baby-come-back ring, and it’s all been such a terrible idea considering Demi is in recovery for an eating disorder and other emotional issues.

Now it appears that Demi and Wilmer may have broken up yet again, if clues from her Twitter are to be believed:

Well, it was weird while it lasted.

On-the-DL couple Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama have parted ways, a source confirms to E! News.

Lovato’s rep has always been—and continues to be—mum on the subject, but we’re hearing that the age gap (she’s 19, he’s 31) just proved uncrossable for the duo.

Meanwhile, though she never officially admitted to dating her longtime friend, Lovato did post a couple of suspect tweets today…

First, she retweeted another girl’s tweet, a Marilyn Monroe quotation reading, “A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”

Then Lovato added herself, “The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

News of the split—not to mention the cryptic tweets—comes after Valderrama randomly added Lovato’s ex, Joe Jonas, to his inner circle. The duo spent New Year’s weekend in Vegas partying together, and then the following Saturday night they were both at Beacher’s Madhouse revue in Hollywood, though Jonas made himself scarce once Lovato showed up at around 1:30 a.m.

Valderrama’s shoulder was said to be the one she cried on in the wake of her split from Jonas back in 2010.

[From E! Online]

I hope they’re done for good and that Demi doesn’t want Wilmer back. Oddly enough, she has been flirting a bit via Twitter with Pete Wentz:

Pete isn’t so bad, really. Even if he is a bit douchey, he’s much more worthy of dating than Wilmer. Ugh, Wilmer is just so reprehensible, and now the dude’s gotten his claws into Joe Jonas. The question remains though — will Joe be Wilmer’s next victim?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

Demi Lovato, best known as the Jennifer Aniston to Ashley Greene’s Angelina Jolie, still has serious man issues. A little backstory: right after Joe Jonas dumped Demi for Ashley Greene, Demi rebounded with Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer was sort-of/kind-of Demi’s boyfriend when she went crazy and went for “rehab” for issues that probably extended beyond the eating disorder that her publicist admits to. When Demi got of rehab (and while she was still an out-patient), she began seeing Wilmer again. And then something happened (God knows what) and Demi started quietly boning Ryan Phillippe. Of course, Demi and Ryan went nowhere, but with those two men, we can establish a pattern, can’t we? Demi likes older douches, the kind of douches who “prey” on very young, inexperienced girls with emotional problems. Anyway, according to Life & Style, Demi has gone back to Wilmer. Oh, Demi.

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are giving love another go! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that on Oct. 22 the on-again, off-again couple were spotted getting hot and heavy at Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane’s house party in LA.

“They showed up together and made no effort to hide that they’re back together,” an eyewitness inside the party tells Life & Style. “They were stealing kisses throughout the night, holding hands and just seemed to enjoy being together.”

The “Skyscraper” singer, 19, and the 31-year-old former star of That ’70s Show, have broken up twice since they began dating in 2010, but this time they didn’t leave each other’s side all night. “Demi couldn’t seem happier about it!” the eyewitness tells Life & Style.

“They were dirty-dancing to the music, and when they were seated, Wilmer had his hands on Demi’s knee the entire time,” the eyewitness reveals. “He was being very boyfriend-like and affectionate.”

Demi famously dated Wilmer before her time in rehab to treat physical and emotional issues last November.

“Treatment was the best decision that I ever made, and it saved my life,” Demi says. “I feel a lot better, and I feel like now that I’m able to speak about it, I’m able to help younger girls with their issues they’re dealing with and that makes me feel like a role model.”

[From Life & Style]

Demi, we need to talk. Girl, look, I understand. I have also consistently liked older men, even when I was a teenager. It doesn’t have to be all Courtney Stodden, Sketchy Teenage Bride, nor do you have to limit yourself to the low-hanging fruit of these douchey “older men”. Honey, you’re 19 years old. If you’re so obsessed with going out with an older guy, give yourself an age limit – no more than 10 years older, how about that? No older than 29. And take the time and effort to find a dude who isn’t impregnating randoms (Ryan Phillippe) or some kind of a–hole who is obsessed with only sleeping with virgins (Wilmer). Find some nice guy who has gone to college or something. Date someone outside of the industry. And for the love of God, aim higher than Wilmer Valderrama.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

As much as I feel badly about drawing this comparison, I’m actually quite worried that Demi Lovato really might be the new Lindsay Lohan. The similarities between the two are just too uncanny. They’ve both risen to quasi-stardom under the graces of Disney and rehabbed at a very young age. Once Lohan escaped from the House of Mouse, her acting career was essentially over because, years later, her biggest box-office hit is still Herbie: Fully Loaded, and it’s doubtful that anyone even watched that movie for anything other than the talking car. Similarly, Demi recently left her leading role on the “Sonny With a Chance” show, which has largely gone on by simply erasing her character and retitling itself as “So Random.” In addition, the two actresses have also experienced the mutual joy of being on-off-girlfriends to predatory skeeveball Wilmer Valderrama, and now they’re both revealed to have sketchy mothers too.

While Demi’s recently taken public steps to discuss the problems that put her on the path to rehab, it seems that her own mother has just completed her own round of rehab for undisclosed issues. Drugs? Who knows. Also, Wilmer and Demi are “off” again:

Actress and singer Lovato last November admitted herself to an Illinois clinic for treatment for “emotional and physical” issues, and during that time her mom, Dianna Hart de la Garza, was a constant support.

But sources tell us de la Garza, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, was recently forced to get treatment herself and was admitted to rehab at an undisclosed location.

A source told us, “It has been a tough year for Demi, and her mom has been a constant source of support. But fame has also taken its toll on her family. Now [that] Demi is strong again, her mom could take some time to deal with her own issues.”

It’s believed that de la Garza has completed treatment and is back with her family.

Last month Lovato, who had the words “Stay Strong” tattoed on her wrists after her treatment — which reportedly was for eating disorders and cutting — revealed that her mother surprised her by getting a matching tattoo. “My mom surprised me with it when I was in treatment,” Demi tweeted. “And she wanted to show me how proud she was of me for getting help and changing my life . . . I love her so much.”

“Sonny With a Chance” star Lovato, 18, whose new album is out in the fall, dated 31-year-old “That ’70s Show” star Valderrama — who once dated Lindsay Lohan — before and after completing her treatment in late January. They were spotted in February on a movie date and shopping for food, according to reports.

But sources tell us they have now decided to split, adding, “The age difference meant they were in completely different places in their lives.”

[From NY Post]

Notice how the article never mentions Demi’s father, which lends some credence to the further notion that Demi might indeed have some underlying daddy issues at work, hence her decision to date creeper Wilmer. This is a guy who’s known to prefer very young, pliable girls and, if nothing else, contribute to their already fragile states of mind. Also, I don’t doubt that this breakup is only temporary because Demi’s taken his unshaven skeeviness back once before, but I’ve never understood his appeal at all. Other than his tenure as the pervy kid from “That ’70s Show,” Valderrama’s claim to fame is voicing twenty episodes of “Handy Manny.” On the bright side, that gives him lots of time to scope out his next hot young piece. Ugh. Demi needs to run from him and never look back again.

Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures

It’s been a rough ride for Demi Lovato, who has spent the last several months narrowly avoiding becoming a premature Disney casualty. Just a few years ago, Demi was still denying that she cut herself despite plenty of pictorial evidence to the contrary. Messy breakups with Joe Jonas and the suspicious influence of Wilmer Valderrama (not to mention his continued involvement in her life) certainly didn’t help matters either. Then, she had a physical altercation with one of her backup dancers on tour and subsequently checked herself into treatment for both emotional and physical reasons, but she did her rehab time without any additional outward fuss (and is possibly still continuing out-patient treatment for the eating disorder). Now, Demi’s coming clean to “Good Morning America” about her extended affair with both eating disorders and cutting:

Demi told GMA anchor Robin Roberts that she was constantly bullied in school for her weight. “I literally didn’t know why they were being so mean to me. And when I would ask them why, they would just say, ‘Well, you’re fat.’”

The Disney star admitted that she developed an eating disorder early on, and has been having issues with food ever since. “I was compulsively overeating when I was eight years old. … So, I guess, for the past 10 years I’ve had a really unhealthy relationship with food.” While her food issues began at age eight, Demi says it wasn’t until age 11 that she began to cut herself. She explained her reasoning for the cutting, telling Robin:

“It was a way of expressing my own shame, of myself, on my own body. I was matching the inside to the outside. And there were some times where my emotions were just so built up, I didn’t know what to do. The only way that I could get instant gratification was through an immediate release on myself.”

[From Celebuzz]

Lovato’s been talking a lot lately, which is key to making amends in recovery, although I suspect the fact that she’s been talking a lot to the press is because Disney’s forcing her to do it. Still, the fact that Demi’s owning up to the fact that teen stardom isn’t all sweetness and light (such as her recent admission of a nervous breakdown in Seventeen magazine) might actually be beneficial to her fans. Included in her fandom is my own 10-year-old daughter, with whom I have discussed Lovato’s troubles in an attempt to curb the Disney idol worship. Of course, Lovato herself will now be less of a Disney presence since she just announced that she’s quitting her show, “Sonny with a Chance” too:

“It made sense for me to go ahead and leave the show to focus on my music,” Lovato, 18, tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue. “It’s kind of sad for me that a chapter of my life has ended but there couldn’t be a better time for me to move on.”

“I don’t think going back to Sonny would be healthy for my recovery,” says Lovato, who returned to Los Angeles in January after completing three months of residential treatment. “Being in front of a camera would make me nervous.”

And she has the support of the Disney Channel.

“We respect Demi’s decision to focus fulltime on her music and not immediately return to her acting career,” a rep for the Disney Channel said in a statement. “She is a talented young woman and our hearts are with her as she continues to take action to improve her health and bounce back from adversity.”

Lovato’s career took off after starring in the Disney Channel’s 2008 original movie Camp Rock, opposite the Jonas Brothers. Next came “Sonny with a Chance,” which debuted in 2010.

But even without its main star, the show will still go on: the series is being reinvented as a sketch comedy program called “So Random!,” which will debut in June.

Lovato, who will continue to record under Disney’s label Hollywood Records, calls her decision to walk away from her TV gig “nerve-racking.” But, she says, “I’m really excited to see where everything goes.”

[From People]

Well, Disney’s not really losing anything here because they can easily spin off “So Random!,” which is the series-within-a-series featured within “Sonny” itself. It appears slightly ominous that Demi’s decision to focus on the music doesn’t mean striking out on her own and finding a new record label but, instead, just sticking with the easier option of Disney’s label. Unfortunately, she’s probably contractually bound to continue on with Disney, which is probably actually the case since they have put up the appearance of letting her “Sonny” obligations fall by the wayside. At this point, Lovato herself is merely 18-years-old, but she’s been with Disney for a few years already. I’d be interested to know whether she signed new contracts with Disney after she became an adult, or if she’s still fulfilling old agreements. It’s amazing how the law generally protects minors from entering into contracts, but the entertainment business is a whole different matter when stage parents and multimillions of dollars are involved.

Photos of Lovato announcing nominations for the 2010 American Music Awards courtesy of Fame Pictures

About a month ago, Demi Lovato got out of rehab, where she was being treated for “emotional and physical issues,” or so her rep says. We’ve never really gotten hardcore details about what was up with Demi, but I suspect it was a combination of old-fashioned exhaustion, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an eating disorder, plus a host of psychological stuff that is pretty common with girls that age. Anyway, the last time I saw photos of Demi (earlier this month), she looked healthy. She was headed into some facility for what everyone assumed was out-patient treatment for the eating disorder. Since she got out of rehab, she’s been keeping a lower profile, which I thought was good. But now I’m wondering. Us Weekly reports that Demi has been “meeting up” with her ex, Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer was Demi’s boyfriend just before she went crazy – my guess is that he screwed with her mind too, like he tends to do with whatever jailbait he can get his hands on. And now she’s hanging with him again. UGH.

Demi Lovato is getting by with a little help from her friends — and a boyfriend. Since checking out of a treatment facility in late January, the Disney starlet, 18, has been meeting up with ex Wilmer Valderrama, a source confirms to UsMagazine.com.

PerezHilton.com also reports that the pair have been spotted out and about — and looking “affectionate” — catching movies and buying groceries in the L.A. area.

According to another insider, Lovato, 18, and the From Prada to Nada actor, 31, had been quietly dating since her May 2010 split from Joe Jonas. Lovato’s rep told Us on Wednesday, “We don’t comment on her personal life.”

Back in November, Lovato pulled out of her Camp Rock 2 tour with the Jonas Brothers to “seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues,” her rep said at the time. In the past, the young actress and singer has battled eating disorders and self-mutilation.

“For now, she is getting back to her regular routine and spending time with her family and close friends,” a Lovato source told Us shortly after her rehab exit.

A Hollywood star since his days on That 70s Show, Valderrama’s ex-girlfriends include Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan.

[From Us Weekly]

Wilmer is a stone-cold predator, I swear to God. He’s worse than John Mayer, even. With Mayer, his douche is offensive and sleazy, but he’s not doing any real discernable damage. Wilmer is truly doing damage to very young, vulnerable young women. Because he only dates young, vulnerable women, exclusively around the age of consent. You know why? Because if Wilmer ever slept with an older girl who was more experienced sexually, the girl would realize really quickly what a psycho he is. In my mind, he’s a pencil-dicked predator who thrusts three times and then says something about the girl being “fat”. That sounds right, doesn’t it?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

There are few people I find as disgusting as Wilmer Valderrama. In my humble opinion, Wilmer is an even bigger, grosser, more disgusting douche than John Mayer. Mayer lets his douche flag fly high, and women know what they’re getting with him, and to his credit, Mayer’s female prey are usually women who are old enough to know what’s up. Not so much with Wilmer – he’s got a real thing for jailbait starlets, the younger and virginal the better. Wilmer likes really young, really inexperienced girls, and I don’t think he always waits for them to come of age. I always thought that he didn’t wait for Lindsay Lohan to turn 18 years old, and once he got what he wanted – a nubile young girl who was so inexperienced, she thought his dong was magic – he moved on to the next jailbait piece. And then the next one, and the next one.

It’s one of those nest ones that we’ll discuss today. According to Page Six, Wilmer’s last jailbait piece was none other than Demi Lovato. Yeah… that makes total sense:

Following a breakup with Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato clung to an older actor, Wilmer Valderrama. Before the Disney star entered a facility for “emotional and physical” issues, sources said Lovato, 18, introduced pals to the “That ’70s Show” star as her boyfriend.

Valderrama, 30, first connected with Lovato when they filmed a public-service spot together in Chile for earthquake relief in March, around the time she announced her relationship with Jonas.

“The two started seeing each other in May right after her breakup with Jonas,” a source on the tour said. “She would show us pictures of them together.”

Another source said Valderrama has been a big part of Lovato’s life leading right up to her decision to seek treatment. Meanwhile, Jonas has been dating “Twilight” star Ashley Greene. Lovato’s rep had no comment while Valderrama’s rep denied a relationship.

[From Page Six]

Is it the young thing, or is the screwed up thing, or is it the vulnerable thing? Or is it a little bit of everything, brewed in a toxic stew that is catnip to a predator like Wilmer? Ugh. He’s so disgusting. His photo should be passed out in middle schools around the country and every little girl should be told “Do Not Ever Hit It With This Monster.”

Avril Lavigne can’t keep it in her pants. After spending most of this year drinking, drugging and screwing anything with two legs who was not her husband, Avril and Deryck Whibley finally officially split last month. Since then, the most consistent rumor has been that Avril is somehow romantically entangled with Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis. They’ve allegedly been friends for a while, and maybe even lovers, and reports indicated that Brandon was the one to convince Avril to finally leave Deryck.

Well, I don’t know what happened between Avril and Brandon, but now Life & Style Magazine is reporting that Avril has been hooking up with none other than Wilmer Valderrama, who famously dated Lindsay Lohan back when she was slightly wholesome (but still living at the Chateau Marmont at 17). Out of the frying pan and into the fire! Wilmer and Avril were seen flirting with each other a few nights ago, and love could be in the air:

She filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley just last month, but Avril Lavigne has already found a new man: Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Wilmer Valderrama.

“They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month,” an insider tells Life & Style. “One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.”

Avril, 25, and Wilmer, 29, took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.

“She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing,” says a witness. “They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.”

[From Life & Style]

In some ways, I don’t see it. Wilmer has a reputation for loving the jailbait, you know? And he seems to like girls who are really inexperienced sexually. And Avril is no wilting virgin – she’s quite the party girl. I’d imagine she’s gotten passed around like bad weed. But… in some universe, I could totally see it. Wilmer doesn’t have a lot going on, and Avril is some kind of C-list prize, I guess. And it sort of makes sense if they’ve known each other for years. I’m still hoping she’s with Brandon Davis, though. I think they deserve each other.

Here’s Avril at a photoshoot in L.A. on November 4th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

Remember back in the day, when the biggest worry about Lindsay Lohan was that she seemed too serious about older boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama? Was that the beginning of the end? A case could be made for “Wilmer: The Start of the Downward Spiral”, but at some point we have to acknowledge that Lindsay screwed up her own life, on her two drunk, cracked-out feet.

I brought up the Wilmer-Lohan romance of 2004-05 because Wilmer himself is talking about Lindsay. While gossip bloggers and gossip lovers are ripping out their hair over La Lohan, Wilmer is telling us all to chillax. Wilmer says of Lindsay: “She’s a good girl. She’ll figure it out.” What…? She’ll figure what to whom now?

Despite all her personal dramas, Wilmer Valderrama isn’t worried about his ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, whom he dated when she was 18 in 2004.

“She’ll figure it out,” he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the “Handy Manny” Earth Day event in NYC. “Out of respect for her privacy, I don’t want to say too much. But she’s a good girl. She’ll figure it out.”

Lohan, who is now 22, is keeping a sense of humor about her split from Sam Ronson and personal woes.

In a new Funny or Die video, she mocks the eHarmony dating service and her recent Us Weekly interview. In the clip she says she’s looking for someone to spend the rest of her life with, “or at least the rest of my probation with.”

From US Magazine

Does Wilmer have a point? Will Lohan figure it out? Des she have another comeback in her? Does she just need a new hair style, a new boyfriend and a new job and everything will be okay? My answer is no, but a new hair style and a job would probably work wonders temporarily.

Meanwhile, the editors of OK! Magazine are some of many asking what Lindsay’s next step will be. Their answer: another rehab stint. OK! reports that Lindsay’s relatives are trying to convince Lindsay to try to kick the sauce and whatever else she’s been doing. Lindsay and Dina even got into a screaming fight over the Easter holiday – all about Dina’s desire to see Lindsay get clean. A source tells OK!, “We’re all trying to convince Lindsay to go.”

In the predawn hours of what should have been a peaceful Easter, Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, let loose with a world-class shouting match. The scene was Lindsay’s rented house in a quiet — normally — part of Hollywood Hills.

From upstairs, neighbors could hear Lindsay cry, “Mom, stop it!” “Enough!” “Quit it!” Why was Dina harping on her troubled daughter? To persuade her to enter rehab, sources reveal.

“We’re all trying to convince Lindsay to go,” a relative tells OK!. Since her split with Samantha Ronson, the actress’ life has spun out of control. Downing vodka shots at a party 24 hours before the Dina dustup, LiLo, 22, seemed “absolutely smashed,” a partygoer tells OK!. “She looked lonely and lost.”

As OK! Magazine revealed exclusively, Sam’s sister, Charlotte, and mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, asked Beverly Hills police how to get a restraining order against Lindsay. “She’s furious because we tried to do an intervention,” Charlotte told the desk clerk.

Can anyone save Lindsay from herself? “We want what’s best for her, and I don’t think she knows what that
is,” her relative says.

From OK! Magazine

Remember how I said that a case could be made for “Wilmer: The Start of the Downward Spiral”? Dina’s chapter will be called “Dina: The Epicenter of Disaster”. Dina is the woman who went clubbing with Lindsay when she was a sixteen and seventeen. And now she’s getting all sanctimonious about Lindsay going to rehab? It’s enough to make me need a drink.

Here is Wilmer Valderamma, the voice of Disney’s “Handy Manny,” at the Launch of the Generation X Garden in New York on 4/15/09. Credit: PRPhotos. Lindsay Lohan is shown out on 4/8/09. Credit: Fame Pictures.

Wilmer Valderrama is one of the most legendariest manwhores in Hollywood. That’s right, he’s so legendary I had to make up a new word to describe him. Legendariest. He is the skeeziest guy around. He is so skanky and gross, and generally only dates nearly as gross women. He just oozes slime.

According to The Mirror, Wilmer was hitting on Rihanna hardcore. And she didn’t seem totally disgusted like she should have. There were absolutely no reports of her screaming “sick!” and running away from him. I find this upsetting.

If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she’s going the right way about it. She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday. Wilmer, star of That 70s Show, hosts weekly karaoke nights there. We hear he made a beeline for 21-year-old Rihanna when she walked in.

Our spy says: “Rihanna looked so pretty and Wilmer could hardly take his eyes off her.

“They were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and relaxed in each other’s company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of champagne for Rihanna.”

She wasn’t even put off by his impressive track record. Wilmer once dated Lindsay Lohan and has been linked to Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore. Phew! It was the second time that week that Rihanna was out partying without boyfriend Chris Brown, following their pre-Grammys bust up.

And she didn’t seem to miss him…

[From The Mirror]

It’s great Rihanna is moving past Chris Brown, but don’t go from one bad decision to another. Rihanna is so talented and beautiful. Why is she attracted to such terrible men? Someone needs to make her see that she is worthy of a man who treats her like a queen, and nothing less.

In other Rihanna news, she’s been spotted house hunting throughout the Hollywood Hills over the last few days. She’s moving up in real estate – now it’s time to upgrade the men, too.

Remember that Wilmer Valderrama guy? He pretty much dropped out of sight after dishing to Howard Stern in early 2006 about his famous ex-lovers. The guy who probably blabbed his way out of a career and a lot of opportunities to get laid may have found another willing date. Unlike his previous conquests, his latest isn’t likely to care if he talks smack about her. Wilmer Valderamma has hooked up with brash singer Pink, according to the National Enquirer:

[Pink], 29, bumped in 28-year-old at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 – and that led to an even later night at the Sin City hotspot LAX…

At LAX… they [were] seated into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

“Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely,” according to an eyewitness.

The two – both notorious partiers – seem to be a natural match.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 19, 2008]

Maybe it led to more for these two, or maybe they just got wasted together and left it at that. Usually that type of encounter leads to a regrettable night in a hotel room and a wicked hangover. Pink is pretty unapologetic about her love of partying and isn’t like to take it to heart if that happened and Valderamma was just out for a good time. You can’t imagine that anyone would consider that guy boyfriend material at this point anyway.

Valderrama is the voice of popular children’s cartoon “Handy Manny” on the Disney channel and has an upcoming role in the ChiPs movie as Ponch. His involvement does not bode well for the big screen version of the popular 70s television show.