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May 1
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We need to talk about what happened on last night’s ‘New Girl’ (spoilers)

****This post contains SPOILERS for this season of New Girl, especially last night’s episode.

Here are some photos of the cast of New Girl at The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in Hollywood last night. There’s Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Lamorne Morris, Hannah Simone and Max Greenfield. As some of you know, I have been into New Girl since the beginning. New Girl enjoyed a first wave of success, and then the critics started complaining and everybody was like, “Ugh, I hate it now because Zooey is so twee” but then people came back and they were like “Huh, it’s actually a pretty decent sitcom.” The first season had some hits and misses, and I think they really began to find their stride when Justin Long came on for a multi-episode arc as Jess’s boyfriend. The episode where Jess thinks she’s “bad in bed” is still one of the funniest episodes they’ve ever done.

Anyway, this season has been leading up to the situation between Jess and Nick (played by Jake Johnson). I have to give the writers a lot of credit for treating a lot of the sexual-tension storylines with a lot of authenticity (except for the Indian matchmaking episode, which was just kind of dumb). Jake Johnson and Zooey have a crazy amount of chemistry together, and some of their “tension” scenes are actually incredibly hot. Several episodes ago, Nick finally kissed Jess and OMG it was amazing. The kiss was a game-changer.

Also a game-changer? Last night they finally had sex. What did you think about the way they handled it? I was… ugh. Like, I loved everything leading up to it, I loved all of the flashbacks of the characters talking about their first times (Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris deserve special shout-outs because they were cracking me up, and I love that Cece’s first time was Mick Jagger). But I’m a perv and I wanted to see more of Jess and Nick finally doing it (but OMG he carried her to bed!). But I loved the last scene where Nick looked freaked out and he and Jess started joking around.

So, will this ruin the show? I don’t think so. I think it opens up more possibilities. And I’m kind of tired of Cece’s story line this year and it will be interesting to see if they can write their way out of it. And Taylor Swift is going to be on the season finale. What will happen?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         32 Comments »
Mar 15
'13
Zooey Deschanel: ‘Style isn’t when you buy yourself the most expensive things’

Zooey Deschanel covers the April issue of InStyle! I’m not crazy about the cover shot, but I like that she’s the cover girl. I like that Zooey has become – and she’s owning it – a really awesome television star. New Girl hasn’t been on for the past two weeks (damn American Idol) and I’m going through withdrawals. Something about the character of Jess Day… it makes me accept bangs. Briefly. Before I get to the interview excerpts from InStyle, I did want to mention this – Zooey just adopted two puppies! They’re rescues from the Bill Foundation (in LA) and she named them Zelda and Dot. LOOK AT THE PUPPIES.

I want to eat them! OMG. So sleepy and sweet. After Zooey posted this photo on her Twitter/Instagram, she asked her Twitter followers to send in photos of their rescue puppies, and it was a really cute thread. Anyway, on to the InStyle excerpts:

Her personal style: “People are more affected by how I look and dress myself than I think anyone would care to admit. I guess I’ll just have to start wearing power suits.”

Style isn’t about luxe branding: “Style isn’t when you buy yourself the most expensive things,” she says. “It’s being creative and able to put together what you’ve collected.”

Growing up, she learned how to be a savvy shopper: “I didn’t have a lot of money, so I got things for, like $2, $3, and made myself look as good as I could. Limitations make you more creative.”

On how she’s changed since high school: “There were people who were fully participating in high school. Not me. I felt a little bit isolated, like I was observing. I was a very cautious person. I always think my natural state is to feel like an outsider, and I don’t quite relate to anybody. I used to be easily scared; I’m much more fearless now.”

[From InStyle]

I like that Zooey said that about her style not being about the most expensive things. I know Zooey gets a lot crap for being the archetype of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but I’ve gotten to the point where I appreciate Zooey’s vintage-y hipsterism more than materialism just for materialism’s sake (cough… Beyonce). Here’s a little video of Zooey behind the scenes at the InStyle shoot – she talks about Saturday Night Live mocking her:

Photos courtesy of InStyle, Zooey’s Twitter.

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Written by Kaiser         39 Comments »
Mar 4
'13
Zooey Deschanel: ‘People teased me. Nothing could be as hard as middle school’

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel covers the April issue of Cosmopolitan UK, and she’s looking whimsiquirkilicious again, unlike her depressing turn at the Vanity Fair Oscar party last weekend. This photo was taken before Zooey’s new haircut (if in fact that was a haircut), and she’s wearing what I’d describe as a hipster-lingerie dress. I don’t dislike Zooey, but a little bit of her goes a long way, and (to me) she’s quickly reaching the point of overexposure. Still, I understand that a lot of people like her on “The New Girl,” so perhaps this cover will arrive into the welcome arms of her fandom. The interview is nothing special though, but when has Cosmo ever really published a great interview? Probably never, so let’s go with it. Zooey talks a lot about bullying and how she wants to make a difference in the lives of young girls today:

Zooey Deschanel

She (like every other celebrity) was bullied: “People really teased me. It was really bad. Nothing could be as hard as middle school. There were insecurities that I think I would have worked through a lot faster if I’d had certain tools and could have connected with certain people earlier.”

On her website: “We [Molly McAleer, Sophia Rossi and Zooey] started Hello Giggles [hellogiggles.com] for fun, but now I feel like I’m on a mission to make it a thing that helps other women. If there had been a place like that for me when I was 13, I would have felt so much less alone.”

On her musical: “When we’re recording [with She & Him bandmate, Matthew Ward], we’ll almost always like the first or second take. I’d rather have something that’s imperfect but emotionally true than try to sing it perfectly.”

She still believes in true love despite her divorce from Ben Gibbard: “[True love] that lasts forever… yes, I do believe in it. My parents have been married for 40 years and my grandparents were married for 70 years. I come from a long line of true loves.”

On her ideal guy: “I’d be more likely to go for somebody who is like me. Well, I like creative people, so whatever that means… Yeah, authentic and creative.”

[From Cosmopolitan UK

I don't really know what it means for someone to be "authentic," do you? Maybe it means that a person doesn't pretend to be someone that they aren't, or maybe there's some mystical Zooey meaning out there. As for "creative," Zooey plays the same role in nearly every movie or television show. However, she's just co-launched a production company, so maybe we'll see some variety in that area of her professional life.

Zooey's date for the VF Oscar party was her boyfriend, Jamie Linden, who has been her guy since last June. I think he's cute. Maybe Zooey's trying to stay away from hipster dudes.

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel

Photos courtesy of Cosmo UK and WENN

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Written by Bedhead         49 Comments »
Feb 25
'13
Jennifer Lawrence in shimmery Calvin Klein at the Vanity Fair party: perfection?

Jennifer Lawrence

Yowza. Jennifer Lawrence killed it at the Vanity Fair Oscar party after her rise (and fall) on the way to claim her gold-plated statuette. This gown is Calvin Klein, and this is how you do shiny and metallic well … unlike Halle Berry’s dress for the evening. Does anyone actually think this dress would have looked better at the awards ceremony itself instead of the poufy Dior ball gown? It would have never happened though because Jlaw’s contractually obligated to wear Dior to most major events now, but a girl can dream.

This was JLaw’s night, and she clearly enjoyed the hell out of herself in this dress that highlighted every curve on her body. Everything about this look — from the fit to the hair and makeup to the simple yet bold jewelry (even the statement ring) — is perfection here. I dare you to find a flaw. Finally, her stylist got it all right at the very last possible moment of the awards season.

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel didn’t look at all like her usual whimsiquirkalicious self in this drab Valentino dress. It’s a pretty dress, but it didn’t jump out and (obnoxiously?) grab you like most of Zooey’s wardrobe. Honestly, she looked kind of miserable, and the dress really swallowed her up. Her new haircut is really cute though!

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel

Jason Statham

Hot Jason Statham was there with Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who wore a really ugly Valentino couture dress. So many ruffles, and so many layers, and so much pink. Not only was the dress pink, but Rosie pinked up her mood lips too. The choker portion of this getup looks very uncomfortable as well. At least Jason looked good, but it’s pretty hard to mess up a tux. Guys are so lucky that way.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely

Leslie Mann

Leslie Mann wore a red-orange Andrew Gn gown with long sleeves and an understated plunge to the neckline. I think she looked really great here! Even though she’s totally covered up, Leslie managed to look both sexy and sophisticated due to the great fit of this dress. Her hair and makeup are typical of her usual style, but they’re still gorgeous here. This is how to be alluring while not letting one’s rack fall out all over the red carpet.

Leslie Mann

Photos courtesy of WENN

Posted in Fashion, Jason Statham, Jennifer Lawrence, Leslie Mann, Oscars, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Zooey Deschanel

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Jan 14
'13
Zooey Deschanel in red Oscar de la Renta at the Globes: awful or adorable?

Sometimes I get tired of my own negativity. For real. Which is exactly why I’ve been putting off my coverage of these ladies: Kerry Washington, Sienna Miller, Marion Cotillard and Zooey Deschanel. Like, I like all of those women (I’m not crazy about Sienna, but I don’t have a hate-on for her), and I’m an especially big fan of Zooey these days. But all of these ladies got it SO, SO WRONG last night. For Kerry and Marion, it was a question of length, and both seemed to not understand that they could really go BIG for the Golden Globes. Kerry just wore a huge ball gown to the UK premiere of Django, and then she shows up at the Globes in a little slip of a cocktail dress? NO. And Marion should know better too.

But let’s start with Zooey Deschanel in Oscar de la Renta. Yes, it’s a ball gown. Yes, it’s a bad red – too light and too orange-y. Yes, she styled it with a ponytail and giant pearls. I just can’t, okay? The pearls were the worst part of a bad look. They turned this from “unfortunate hipster princess” to “So Zooey is Barbara Bush now?”

Marion Cotillard in Dior. NO. I might have accepted it if it was full-length, but the asymmetrical look is done poorly, the color is wrong, and in photographs, it looks like a stiff poly-blend.

Kerry Washington in Miu Miu. You know what? I would have loved this at a premiere for Django. But she wore the beautiful ball gown to the premiere and the little cocktail dress to the Globes, and it’s just wrong.

And finally, Sienna Miller in Erdem. She said she wanted to go for a hot British designer, and it’s true – Erdem is all over the place these days, mostly because of Duchess Kate. But we’ll never see Duchess Kate in this child-like playsuit-looking fugness. I’m sorry, y’all, but I loathe this. It’s dated and poorly executed and it doesn’t flatter her.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Golden Globes, Kerry Washington, Marion Cotillard, Sienna Miller, Zooey Deschanel

Written by Kaiser         36 Comments »
Dec 31
'12
Zooey Deschanel covers Glamour: adorable & lovely or too precious?

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel covers the February issue of Glamour magazine as photographed by the legendary Ellen von Unwerth. Let me make it quite clear that I find Zooey to be a very pretty woman, and I appreciate that she is willing to run with a personal style that is so different than most other young actresses. However, I can’t stomach Zooey in anything more than small doses. Even though I really loved 500 Days of Summer and Tin Man, she pretty much plays the same part in nearly every movie, and I’ve never watched “New Girl,” but I understand that the show was created and molded around the quirky Zooey persona. Now how about this photoshoot? This shot with the daisy-printed sundress is perfectly lovely.

Zooey Deschanel

The rest of the editorial, however, doesn’t really highlight the clothes but merely features Zooey making wacky, zany faces while embracing cowboys and/or farm animals. Very strange stuff, but I’m sure there’s a market for it someplace, right?

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel

Here are some scant excerpts from the interview, which are basically pullquotes. Perhaps there will be more to come when the full interview is released:

On body image: “You do not need to be anorexic to be successful in Hollywood.”

On her career choices: “I never stop myself from doing something because I’m afraid of what people think.”

On her girly style & feminist stance: “I want to be a f***ing feminist and wear a f***ing Peter Pan collar. So f***ing what?”

[From Glamour]

I want to like Zooey, I really do. She’s so self-deprecating in her humor, financially responsible, and she’s clearly serious about her career and isn’t falling out of nightclubs and flashing her hoo-ha in the process. I should like her. I will try to like her even though I’d probably get along a lot better with Emily Deschanel in real life. I will try. But this photoshoot is seriously getting on my nerves.

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel

Photos courtesy of Glamour

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Oct 29
'12
Zooey Deschanel sings the National Anthem at the World Series: how did she do?

You guys remember… I used to find Zooey Deschanel annoying. But as the New Girl progressed last year, I grew to love her. She’s “quirky” and weird and some of it is an “affect”… but I still enjoy her a great deal. It’s amazing what a great performance in a well-written, well-acted ensemble comedy show can do. So, Zooey is a big deal now, surprisingly enough. After making a name for herself in mostly quirky supporting parts in quirky films, Zooey is now a leading lady on the small screen with her own hit Fox show. And since Fox is airing the World Series, that means Fox gets to do a little cross-promotion for their hit show – they asked Zooey to sing the National Anthem at Game 3 of the World Series on Saturday. Here you go:

I don’t think she has the strongest voice ever, and God knows that our anthem is difficult enough for people with perfect singing voices. I think she did it very well, considering. I’m assuming she was looking at a teleprompter, right? That’s what she was focusing on? She didn’t want to get any of the words wrong, which is better than drunk Christina Aguilera’s way of singing our Anthem, so I won’t fault Zooey. I think Zooey treated the occasion with respect and she did a decent, solid version. She didn’t embarrass herself or anyone else. Well done!

PS… Ah, I just saw that Zooey was also asked to sing the National Anthem last year too. Fox must love that one of its big sitcom stars is a singer too. They love cross-promotion so much.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         40 Comments »
Sep 24
'12
Zooey Deschanel in fairy princess Reem Acra at the Emmys: exhausting?

Zooey Deschanel kind of exhausts me. You know I love New Girl, and I’ve grown to love Zooey as an actress, and I’ve grown to love the “Jess” character. But I need Zooey is small doses, confined to half-hour sitcoms and such. A little goes a long way. This is Zooey at the Emmys last night, wearing a custom-made Reem Acra gown which… sigh… let’s analyze.

This is a pretty dress, in and of itself. The construction is lovely, it’s very “fairy princess” and girly, which isn’t my taste but I can appreciate when that kind of thing is done well, and this is done well. But… but… I don’t think it’s a great dress for Zooey. It’s TOO princessy and girly when she’s already got an excess of that in her personality. Plus, it’s too light for her skin, I think. As for the bangs… we’re never going to convince her to give them up. She has to reach that anti-bangs moment herself. I will only say this THIS is NOT red-carpet hair. At all.

And here’s Zooey’s New Girl costar Hannah Simone, wearing silk Emilio Pucci in a shade of yellow. Yellow was EVERYWHERE last night (I’m devoting a whole post to it in a moment), so I shall give Hannah credit for being “on trend”. That being said, I wouldn’t even like this dress in a different color. I’m pretty sure Halle Berry wore something remarkably similar several years ago at the Oscars, only hers was silver-grey and designed by Versace.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         55 Comments »
Aug 16
'12
Joseph Gordon Levitt on fans rooting for him & Zooey Deschanel: “It’s awkward”

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Joseph Gordon Levitt is a strange character. On the one hand, I appreciate that he (unlike Kristen Stewart, who doesn’t apply in this instance) has escaped the “child star” trap, but I also take slight offense at his recent claims that pretty girls aren’t funny and that (allegedly) Anne Hathaway is an insufferable snob. However, I can truly get behind JGL’s recent promotional efforts for action thriller Premium Rush, in which he plays a dedicated bike messenger pursued by Michael Shannon. Because, let’s face it, this looks like a truly frivolous, popcorn-munching movie. So let’s review some excerpts from JGL’s recent “20 Questions” feature with Playboy, shall we?

Joseph Gordon Levitt

On his former “child star” status: “I wouldn’t say I was a normal kid. I’d say I was a lucky little kid, because unfortunately it’s not normal to have extraordinarily good parents who love and support you. I played baseball, did gymnastics, took piano lessons and started acting as just another one of the things I did. I wasn’t pressured into it. But it was acting I loved. I had a really cool acting teacher who taught us how to become a character, to be realistic and feel those feelings, so I hated being expected to behave like an idiot in TV commercials because they seem to think that’s what sells toys or whatever. I remember on Beethoven we weren’t allowed to pet the dog because it would have distracted him. For a dog lover that was disappointing and weird.”

How he avoids tabloid status: “Being on TV when I was a teenager in high school was way harder than anything I’ve experienced since. It prepared me for what it is to work in pop culture. I’ve learned I have basically two different interactions with people. I love when someone approaches me and tells me they’ve seen me in something that made them feel something and that they connected to it. That’s part of why I do it. The other interaction is with people who really don’t care about the movies or anything like that. They just sort of buy into the fame thing, and that feels icky to me.”

On his grown-up movie star transition: “As a teenager in the 1990s I loved the spike of indie films coming through Sundance, and films like Pulp Fiction, Big Night, Sling Blade, Trees Lounge and Swingers. Had I said to my agents at the time that I wanted to do that stuff, they would have said, “You’re making a ton of money doing TV, and that’s what you’re going to do.” I went to school, quit acting for a while, and when I came back everyone wanted me to do another TV show and make more money. I didn’t want to. I made a decision that I was going to do only work that inspired me creatively, not what was supposed to be good for my career.”

On 500 Days of Summer: “The attitude of ‘He wants you so bad’ seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.”

On romance: “Making checklists of things you’re looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you’ll be alone forever. You can’t meet someone and think, Do they have everything I want in a person? You just have to pay attention, keep your eyes open, listen to people and be present. I guess what I look for in a girl is someone who’s doing that too. Beyond that there’s not much more I would specify, because you never f#@*ing know, man.”

On people talking about how & Zooey Deschanel should just do it: “It’s awkward when people say that. Whatever. Zooey and I just think it’s funny. It is funny. We’ve been friends for 10 years. She loves movies, music and art, and she’s incredibly knowledgeable about that stuff. She’s turned me on to so many good movies and so much good music. It’s fun just to have conversations, watch movies with her and stuff like that.”

On time-travelling in Looper: “I’m a sucker for Rian Johnson’s thing. He’s the writer-director of Looper, and I also made Brick with him. He’s a dear friend and a brilliant filmmaker–a great writer, a great mind. Looper brings all the exhilaration and chemical feelings you hope to get from an action sci-fi movie. But Rian has also come up with a concept that will tickle your intellect while he tells a sincere story about the cyclical nature of violence and how violence begets violence. I love going to a good movie more than anything, and this movie just hits it.”

[From Playboy]

On that last note, I love that JGL is a true movie fan who loves movies “more than anything,” and I’m much more willing to be a fan of a total movie dork than someone who acts like they’re above it all, you know? Of course, now I’m going to change heart and entirely disagree with Regular Joe (sorry, dude) and echo the sentiments of Kaiser when she says that he and Zooey are absolutely perfect together. Hey, it’s true.

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Photos courtesy of Playboy and WENN

Posted in Joseph Gordon Levitt, Zooey Deschanel

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Jul 23
'12
Zooey Deschanel in Lhuillier at the Teen Choice Awards: busted & bangsy?

Y’all know I love The New Girl. I like that there’s a weird sitcom with a female lead – surrounded by funky boys – on network television. It shouldn’t be groundbreaking in today’s world, but it kind of is, probably because it’s a unexpected throwback to another era of television. And yes, I’m sort of comparing The New Girl to Mary Tyler Moore. Go ahead and yell. Anyway, the two actresses of The New Girl were at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, which makes sense because the awards were on Fox and The New Girl is one of Fox’s newest, biggest hits of the year. And I guess teenagers watch The New Girl? Sure.

So here’s Zooey Deschanel in a Monique Lhuillier cocktail dress, in a silhouette that we’ve seen on her a million times before. I’ve gotten to the point where I accept Zooey’s bangs as part of her shtick, and I will accept (and enjoy) her girly-ness and general hipster/manic-panic-dream-girl-ness on the show. But the trade-off is that I want Zooey to experiment with a more “adult” look. And I want her to stop posing like a 4-year-old who just wandered on to the red carpet.

As for Hannah Simone (who is getting a ton of press from the show because she’s so pretty and funny) – she wore this weird Mary Katrounzou dress that is to multicolored and frenetic, it’s blending into the multicolored “Teen Choice” backing. This girl has a great figure and a beautiful face – perhaps it’s time to invest in a better stylist? Oh, and there’s only room for Zooey’s bangs on the show. Why is The New Girl so bangsy?!?! Fun sidenote: Hannah is half-Indian like me, and this is exactly what my hair looked like when I was 10. Giant, thick bangs and really long, straight hair. It was fine when I was 10… but I dislike when I see my 10-year-old hair on an adult woman.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Posted in Fashion, Hannah Simone, Zooey Deschanel

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