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Feb 26
'06
Hillary and Haylie Duff at Auto Club 500

Wonder how much they got paid just to show up. Wish my sister was famous. I’m not going to say anything about veneers or plastic surgery or that anyone has had any or needs anything done. [via]

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Feb 27
'06
George Michael arrested in London for drugs

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George Michael has been arrested in London on drug charges after being found passed out in a car:

A London police spokesman would not confirm Michael had been arrested. He issued a statement saying a 42-year-old man had been held on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs, a group in British law which includes cannabis, tranquilizers and some painkillers.

“We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car,” the statement said. “He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances.”

He was bailed to return to a police station in late March pending a police investigation.

Obviously if this is true, George Michael is not sober and that’s a shame. Otherwise this is not a case of impaired driving. He wasn’t driving, he was just passed out in a car. We can’t assume that he drove to that point, although it’s possible. He may have visited a friend or a bar in the area and tried to sleep it off in his car. It’s a bit damning that he was “slumped over the wheel,” but he was parked and you can’t assume anything.

Also, he’s out on bail now and he’s surely embarassed, but not much will come of this case apart from bad publicity, a potential stint in rehab, and another teary-eyed confession on Oprah.

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Feb 27
'06
Jennifer Aniston’s old roomie dishes the dirt

Two pictures of Jennifer Aniston partially undressed with the caption Youre just jealous (of a miserable whiny chain smoker)

Actress Nancy Balbirer, who was Aniston’s roommate in NY in the late 80s, told stories about Aniston at a reading in a pub, using the name “Jane,” which fooled no one:

“Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be ‘more f—able’ on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said ‘came from her Greek half.’

“Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like L.A.”

Of course Aniston has had her nose done. It’s not perfect now, but it doesn’t look obvious, either.

It’s cold to turn away your old roommate for a few nights stay while she’s in town, but maybe she was thinking longer-term and Aniston was sick of her at that point. What’s worse, Balbirer claims that she had a job lined up on “Friends,” but that Aniston had her fired!

“After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show’s producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week’s pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again.”

Maybe Balbirer is a bitch and the two simply didn’t get along. I have never heard of anyone stuffing their bra with chicken cutlets, though, that’s priceless!

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Feb 27
'06
Is Paris Hilton engaged again?

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Paris Hilton was spotted having lunch with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, and later shopping with her sister Nicky out on Robertson Boulevard in LA on February 26th. She is wearing a shirt that says “Don’t Believe the Rumors” and seems to be wearing an engagement ring on her left ring finger. She has shown a visible bump recently, and her breasts seem larger. It’s possible that she’s pregnant and engaged, but it’s also possible that she’s neither. She was supposedly pregnant last year and nothing came of that. In other news, Nachos is not looking too good, but it could just be an unflattering photograph. (Yeah, right.) Two more pictures after the jump [via]

Update: this is fatty Brandon Davis, not Paris’ ex, Stavros. We will not make this mistake again.

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Feb 27
'06
Pictures of the Afflecks

Here are some cute candids of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their new baby, Violet. [Via]

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Feb 28
'06
Paris and Nicole arriving on the set of The Simple Life

picture of Paris hilton balancing two dogs with the caption These accessories are so annoying

Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn’t even acknowledge each other. It’s surprising that they haven’t reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

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Feb 28
'06
Lachey lied about separation date

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Media Take Out claims to have the exclusive story that Nick Lachey fudged his separation date to get his hands on the additional million Jessica made in the interim:

Nick Lachey recently filed his divorce response in L.A. Superior Court. In the response, Mr. Lachey shocked everyone by not only requesting spousal support, but by listing the couple’s separation date as December 13th (disputing Jessica’s claim that the couple separated on November 23rd). Some speculate that Lachey is claiming the later date so that he can share in the nearly $1 million Simpson earned during those extra days.

But Nick may have fudged the truth. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that on November 23rd, Nick’s publicist released an official statement announcing that the couple had separated. According to the November statement, exclusively obtained by MediaTakeOut.com, the couple announced that “after three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, [they] decided to part ways”. The obvious inconsistency between this official statment and Nick’s recent divorce response is troubling to those close to Jessica.

You have to give the guy credit for trying, though. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve the money for putting up with Jessica.

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