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Wonder how much they got paid just to show up. Wish my sister was famous. I’m not going to say anything about veneers or plastic surgery or that anyone has had any or needs anything done. [via]
Wonder how much they got paid just to show up. Wish my sister was famous. I’m not going to say anything about veneers or plastic surgery or that anyone has had any or needs anything done. [via]

- Pierce Brosnan won’t be play gay for pay - or something (Female First) [via Media Take Out]
- Evangeline Lilly with a frilly-assed bathing suit (PopSugar) (Wait, isn’t she supposed to be pregnant like everyone else?)
- Charlize Theron in Italian GQ (Faded Youth)
- Kiera’s new boyfriend (Sky Showbiz)
- Leo’s new girlfriend (Gabsmash)
- Get well soon, Sheryl Crow (PopBytes)

George Michael has been arrested in London on drug charges after being found passed out in a car:
“We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car,” the statement said. “He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances.”
He was bailed to return to a police station in late March pending a police investigation.
Obviously if this is true, George Michael is not sober and that’s a shame. Otherwise this is not a case of impaired driving. He wasn’t driving, he was just passed out in a car. We can’t assume that he drove to that point, although it’s possible. He may have visited a friend or a bar in the area and tried to sleep it off in his car. It’s a bit damning that he was “slumped over the wheel,” but he was parked and you can’t assume anything.
Also, he’s out on bail now and he’s surely embarassed, but not much will come of this case apart from bad publicity, a potential stint in rehab, and another teary-eyed confession on Oprah.

Actress Nancy Balbirer, who was Aniston’s roommate in NY in the late 80s, told stories about Aniston at a reading in a pub, using the name “Jane,” which fooled no one:
“Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on NutriÂÂSlim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like L.A.”
Of course Aniston has had her nose done. It’s not perfect now, but it doesn’t look obvious, either.
It’s cold to turn away your old roommate for a few nights stay while she’s in town, but maybe she was thinking longer-term and Aniston was sick of her at that point. What’s worse, Balbirer claims that she had a job lined up on “Friends,” but that Aniston had her fired!
Maybe Balbirer is a bitch and the two simply didn’t get along. I have never heard of anyone stuffing their bra with chicken cutlets, though, that’s priceless!

Paris Hilton was spotted having lunch with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, and later shopping with her sister Nicky out on Robertson Boulevard in LA on February 26th. She is wearing a shirt that says “Don’t Believe the Rumors” and seems to be wearing an engagement ring on her left ring finger. She has shown a visible bump recently, and her breasts seem larger. It’s possible that she’s pregnant and engaged, but it’s also possible that she’s neither. She was supposedly pregnant last year and nothing came of that. In other news, Nachos is not looking too good, but it could just be an unflattering photograph. (Yeah, right.) Two more pictures after the jump [via]
Update: this is fatty Brandon Davis, not Paris’ ex, Stavros. We will not make this mistake again.

- MC Hammer has a blog with the cutest pictures of his kids [via Crunk and Disorderly]
- First Fergie and now Jenny McCarthy (Hollywood Rag) (McCarthy has had a baby and she was getting tickled, so she has an excuse. Hopefully she won’t be incontinent at her orgy, too.)
- Matthew McConaughey couldn’t think of something nice to say about his co-star Sarah Jessica Parker (PopSugar)
- Hugh Jackman’s wife is 9 years older. Who knew? (Just Jared)
- Josh Duhamel fights ‘Mr. Fergie’ rep (Jossip)
Here are some cute candids of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their new baby, Violet. [Via]

Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn’t even acknowledge each other. It’s surprising that they haven’t reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

- Madge credits drugs for her recovery (Perez Hilton)
- George Michael owes up, promises not to capitalize on latest arrest (Hollywood Rag)
- Diddy likes cheap hookers (The Scoop)
- Jenny McCarthy Wants To Taunt Paris Hilton in the Afterlife (Starpulse) [via oh no they didn’t]
- Britney and family in New Orleans (PopSugar)

Media Take Out claims to have the exclusive story that Nick Lachey fudged his separation date to get his hands on the additional million Jessica made in the interim:
But Nick may have fudged the truth. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that on November 23rd, Nick’s publicist released an official statement announcing that the couple had separated. According to the November statement, exclusively obtained by MediaTakeOut.com, the couple announced that “after three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, [they] decided to part ways”. The obvious inconsistency between this official statment and Nick’s recent divorce response is troubling to those close to Jessica.
You have to give the guy credit for trying, though. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve the money for putting up with Jessica.