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Feb 28
'06
Daniel Craig is such a wuss

Daniel Craig shaving with Samantha Morton holding him from behind with the caption Dont cut yourself honey, we only have 5 days to make this movie
First he got his teeth knocked out, and now has “prickly heat” from a bad sunburn. Sure he looks hot in a swimsuit, and all the legitimate Bonds endorse him, but he’s not too rugged:

Could anything else go wrong for jinxed James Bond star Daniel Craig?

It seems the actor is now suffering a nasty outbreak of prickly heat.

The strawberry-blonde one got a spot of sunburn while topping up his tan before filming in the Bahamas.

According to The Sun, a source on the Casino Royale set said: “It’s driving him mad.

“He constantly wants to scratch. It’s worst when he does a costume change. He’s in agony.

“He’s been moaning to his assistants that he’s got prickly heat.

Poor Craig. Girly-men are in now, though, so at least he has that going for him.

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Feb 28
'06
Paris Hilton thinks she competes with Charlize Theron

Paris Hilton by a door with the caption I can act - dazed and stupid
Proving that she doesn’t know her alphabet, Paris Hilton confuses the D with the A list:

The 25-year-old socialite, who previously appeared in critically-derided horror film HOUSE OF WAX, is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron.

And Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with the Oscar-winning star.

She explains, “My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

Posted in Charlize Theron, Paris Hilton, SmartSmartSmart

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Feb 28
'06
Jessica Alba in Paris

Here are some cute pictures of Jessica Alba in Paris shopping at Dior and out with Linda Evangelista. She looks fresh and adorable as usual. Eight more after the jump! [via]

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Feb 28
'06
Pete Doherty arrested for car theft

Picture of Pete Doherty of Babyshambles looking strung out, with the caption Crack Makes me Happy
Will this guy ever clean up? Pete Doherty was arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle and, of course, drugs:

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty – also known as Kate Moss’s ex, who appeared with her in tabloid photos of her doing drugs last year – was arrested in England Monday night on suspicion of stealing a car and possessing class A drugs, West Midlands Police tell PEOPLE.

Doherty, 26, and two men aged 18 and 19 were detained by Birmingham police and then released Tuesday morning on no-fee police bail “pending further inquiries,” says a police spokesman.

“We don’t know what the drugs are at this point. The substance has been sent for analysis,” the spokesman adds. Class A drugs typically include cocaine, heroin and opium.

I can see drug charges, but stealing a car? Of course this wouldn’t even make the news if he wasn’t Moss’ ex. This guy is such a mess.

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Feb 28
'06
Hillary Swank to sell perfume

Hillary Swank in a suggestive pose on a couch with the caption I'm not just a serious actress, I can get cosmetics contracts too!

Hillary Swank has signed a three-year contract with fragrance house Guerlain, famous for the old-lady scent Shalimar. The company issued a standard statement praising the actress’ potential to shill perfume:

In making the announcement Monday, Guerlain described the 31-year-old actress, an Oscar winner for her roles in “Million Dollar Baby” and “Boys Don’t Cry,” as a “radiant and natural beauty” who does not conform to stereotypes.

“Her background of always opting for the more challenging and ‘risky’ roles coupled with her warm and genuine personality, a far cry from the usual Hollywood mold, were all factors that made her an obvious choice for Guerlain,” the luxury French fragrance and beauty company said in a statement…

A spokeswoman for the company declined to comment Monday on the terms of the deal or the details of the fragrance.

Things are looking up for Hillary now that she’s back with Chad and has a new gig.

Posted in Endorsements, Hillary Swank

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Feb 28
'06
More Links 2/28


- The Supreme Court hears Anna Nicole Smith’s case - and her makeup looks terrible. Frosted lips went out in the 80s. (Perez Hilton)
- Hermione Granger drinks up (Gawker)
-Pumkin responds to Spitgate on her MySpace (Crunk and Disorderly)
- This is potentially Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend (According to Faded Youth)
- Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama hook up (Egotastic)
- Liev Schreiber gets it on with Winona and Naomi in the same week (Gawker)
- Mardi Gras for Britney Spears and her big-ass mouth (Popsugar)
- TomKat in Tahiti (Just Jared)
- Janice Dickinson makes Tom Cruise look sane (Blog NYC)

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