First aging alcoholic Kathleen Turner had everyone buzzing that a Friends reunion was in the works by saying that she was approached to reprise her role as Chandler’s mom. Then Lisa Kudrow supposedly said that one of the guys was holding up a reunion. Now Kudrow is saying that’s just a rumor and there was never a Friends reunion planned:

A Friends reunion seems to be wishful thinking by fans, and it’s too bad it’s not happening. It seemed like it was being planned, but with all this conflicting information it may have been canned in the early stages.

Here is Kudrow last night in London to launch the 20th London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival. She was promoting her film “Happy Endings.”

Josh Hartnett appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night.

Recent reports had Hartnett splitting up with his girlfriend of nearly one year, Scartlet Johansson. Hartnet and Johansson were spotted in NY enjoying a couples’ massage last weekend, and in a current interview Hartnett hints that they’re working on their relationship.

Here’s Hartnett outside the CBS studio last night.

So we’ve all heard about Tori Spellings new psuedo-reality series on VH1, “So NoTORIous.” The NY Times reports how Tori came up with the idea for the show and tried to sell it to different networks. She made a scrapbook of her most embarassing moments and described them to network executives in her pitch. Last year, NBC almost picked up the pilot for the Fall, but backed out.

After NBC decided not to run the show, VH1 picked it up as its first scripted series.

We didn’t know the show’s history and that’s great that Spelling came up with the idea to mock herself. We have more respect for her now and hope the new show is a success.

Here’s Tori at the So NoTORIous party in LA on 3/28 with her branded fiance, Dean McDermott.

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And here’s a promo for her show.

In the past two days, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba have neglected to pay the meter. Hilton’s mistake in West Hollywood is made all the richer by the countless paparazzi and onlookers that witnessed the incident. All someone had to do was fish out a quarter to help the girl out, but no one bothered. In the image above, several people are gathered around Hilton’s car to mock her misfortne.

Alba received a parking ticket on her Toyota Hybrid on 3/27, while Hilton got the ticket yesterday on her $500,000 SLR McLaren Mercedes Benz. Hilton was at a tanning salon while her car was ticketed.

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We only found one source for this, so take it for what it is, but Jude Law is rumored to be considered for the role as Batman in the upcoming sequel to “Batman Begins”:

Law would make a decent Batman if he bulked up a little.

Law was said to have sworn off women when he rebuffed a blonde at a party last week, but we pointed out that he has most likely reconciled with his ex, Sadie Frost.

Here’s Law catching a train in London yesterday with his kids and nanny in tow.

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Life and Style weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with young Jamie Burke, the 20 year-old singer that Kate Moss took to Aspen last Christmas. The rag tries to manufacture a conflict between the friends over Burke, but we doubt Moss - or Lohan - cares:

Kate seems to want to reconcile with Pete Doherty after he declared his undying love on the windshield of one of his many secondhand Jaguars, and she has probably forgotten about Jamie. Maybe she even lent Jamie to Lindsay as part of her compaign to help Lindsay get sober.

The source where we got the news says that Lohan has been tied to Leonard DiCaprio lately, but as we mentioned earlier, we doubt that’s true.

Here is Lohan in NY. We haven’t seen her in a while, so she may have been taking Kate Moss’ sage advice to lay low. [via]

And here’s Kate Moss shopping with her daugher, Lila Grace, in London [via] Pictures of Moss going out to dinner with friends [via] are after the jump.

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So both pro and anti-choice people predictably dislike the ridiculous Britney Spears statue that shows Britney giving birth on a bearskin run next to some anti-choice pamphlets.

At the very least, it’s inaccurate. Britney had a scheduled c-section and never considered abortion. (We made that last part up, but it’s probably true.)

If all goes well, the controversial statue will go on display for two weeks at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn. You can bet a lot of protestors will be there.

Here is Britney in all her newly pregnant (?) glory - see the picture above because we’re not commenting - at a dance studio in Malibu with her son yesterday. She was said to have given a special performance as a fundraiser for the school.

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So after AM partied it up at the Winter Music Festival in Miami, he headed down to Mexico to enjoy some alone time with Nicole Richie. The two were spotted smooching and hanging out on the beach.

Nicole Richie is set to write a style guide that will rival the newly announced “Fashion Bible” by illiterate Victoria Beckham.

Richie is said to be considering the boring title “Nicole Richie Style” and the content is predictable:

It will undoubtedly be better than her last book. Here are Richie and AM in Mexico. [via]

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So supposedly Angelina and Brad are fighting up a storm in Paris and Jennifer Aniston is gloating. None of these rumors require any facts to back them up, because they’re pretty easy to make up given that we know practically everything about these people since they’re hounded by photographers and reporters every day.

Star says that Brad misses the states and that he’s fighting with Angelina over the wedding, which she says isn’t happening. They also say Angelina is very passionate (that’s a leap) and doesn’t fight fair with Brad.

Meanwhile Jen is waiting for the couple to break up, which is also no surprise:

And the article goes on to quote The Bosh, which says that Aniston’s trying to get pregnant with her bloated boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, but that she doesn’t care if they get married first. God forbid she should try to give up cigarettes in a bid to increase her fertility.

We seriously doubt that anything dire is wrong with the Jolie-Pitts, and hope that Aniston’s womb stays barren forever.

Here is Angelina shopping at a craft store and visiting a Yoga center in Paris with little Maddox yesterday. Note the sheer number of professional and amateur photographers following her. We sometimes think that A-listers make a pact with the devil. The money can’t be worth it.

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Well Kimora Lee Simmons is too rich and fabulous now to spend the time needed to work on her marriage. Now that she has her own money thanks to her husbands support she can kiss him goodbye.

Kimora runs Baby Phat, put out that god-awful book Fabulosity, and has said things like “I represent luxury.” No, Kimora, you represent vanity and wastefulness and we hope that you get a lousy settlement in the divorce.