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Apr 3
'06
Pink thinks she’s psychic

As a four year-old girl, Pink warned her dad not to board a plane that later crashed
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Apr 3
'06
Richard Gere to pay for road repair for Dalai Lama

Richard Gere has pledged funds to repair a road up to the Dalai Lama’s pad
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Apr 3
'06
Comedy for a Cure Benefit


The fifth annual “Comedy for a Cure” benefit for The Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance was held last night in Hollywood. Attending stars included Julianne Moore, Teri Hatcher, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jane Kaczmarek, Patricia Heaton, and Marissa Jaret Winokur. Royal asshole Billy Bush served as master of ceremonies.

Calista Flockhart was also supposed to serve as a host, but does not seem to have shown up since there aren’t any pictures of her.

A little more about the disease Tuberous Sclerosis:

Tuberous Sclerosis is a devastating disease that causes seizures, autism, mental retardation, kidney failure, lung failure and worse. There is currently no cure. The Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance is the only national organization dedicated to finding a cure for tuberous sclerosis while improving the lives of those affected.

The event featured live auctions and comedy. Teri Hatcher even sat on a winning bidder’s lap.

12 more pictures after the jump.


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Apr 3
'06
Pink is the new Sharon Stone


Pink, trying desperately to make a comeback, is spouting a lot of crap to the press to try to drum up publicity for her album coming out this week, “I’m Not Dead.” Britian’s Mirror gossip rag, 3am, devotes its entire issue to Pink and has scads of dumb quotes from the singer, who uses a punk image to exploit teens who want to rebel but aren’t cool enough to discover real music.

Pink speaks out on everything from webcam sex to feminism:

  • Pink said kissing bi actress Kristanna Loken was better than kissing her husband, Motocross rider Carey Hart, because “Kristanna has the better tongue action.”
  • Pink admires Angelina Jolie, Oprah, and Reese, and thinks that the media gives the wrong impression of women:
    if you look at popular culture you’d think we’re completely happy in thongs with a stripper’s pole between our thighs, and all we care about is the latest pair of shoes.

    Pink is completely happy with a stripper’s pole between her legs, so we don’t know why she’s bitching about it.

  • Pink says she was never addicted to heroin and was misquoted by a tabloid:
    A disreputable tabloid misquoted me saying I’d taken heroin, but I was talking about my song Who Knew, which is about finding my friend dead after a heroin overdose.
  • After bemoaning the demise of feminism, Pink says that she made people take their clothes off to audition for her videos:
    Why can’t everyone just be naked. That’s what I love about being the artist, I had a casting couch for my videos. I’d be like take your s*** off and shake it…
  • She says that she’s only been with her husband three times since they got married in January, and that they have frequent webcam sex to keep it hot.
  • Pink also claims that the most romantic moment with her husband was when he threw up at the same time as she did in a bid to empathize with her.

    Pink obviously doesn’t care how she comes off as long as she’s quoted. Her single, “Stupid Girls,” is only 31 on the Billboard chart and her last album didn’t sell that well:

    It only seems to prove [Stupid Girl’s] point that it hasn’t struck as deep a commercial chord as Pink may have wished. It only got to No. 13 on Billboard’s Hot 100 Song list. This week it dips to 31. That’s representative of Pink’s career at this point. She needs to pull off a comeback with this album, a reality she cheekily alludes to with her “I’m Not Dead” title. Her previous album, “Try This,” sold a tepid 700,000 copies. It’s predecessor, “Miss Undaztood,” moved 5 million.

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    Apr 3
    '06
    Sharon Stone tries to cement her status as the new gay icon


    Sharon Stone wants to record an album now that her lopsided boobs made their last appearance on screen in the campy Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction. She figures if she does something else right away it will help people forget how bad the film is.

    NOW that it looks like “Basic Instinct 2″ isn’t going to revitalize her acting career Sharon Stone is going to focus on her songwriting career. Last week, after her appearance on “The View,” Stone went straight to a Manhattan recording studio, our spy said. “

    Sharon may have some luck with her new album, as it’s sure to be a favorite among gay men.

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    Apr 3
    '06
    Naomi Campbell is way worse than Pumkin


    Naomi Campbell doesn’t just hit, bite, headbutt and throw objects at people, she also spits. Campbell spat in a security guard’s face at a U2 concert a few months ago::

    The famously short-fused hottie hurled abuse at a security guard during a U2 concert last October after being told to stop sitting on a barrier, the source told the Daily News.

    “Campbell told the security officer that she was not going to get down and that he was a f—— a——,” the source revealed.

    “She told him to go f— himself and to get the f— away from her. She then spat in the officer’s face.”

    The source said the abuse was witnessed by two other security guards and a senior Garden official was called in to intervene.

    Campbell was not even removed from the concert and was characteristically rude when officers gave her a verbal warning. The abused guard’s harrassment complaint to police was closed because “Campbell’s actions were considered more rude than harassing.”

    Meanwhile the maid that Campbell struck with a crystal-encrusted Blackberry on Thursday said that she suffered from blurred vision and extreme blood loss after the attack.

    Cops have also recovered a mobile phone from Campbell’s house that may be the one she used to hit the maid from behind. Campbell faces up to 7 years in jail if she’s convicted.

    If Campbell wasn’t famous she would have been hauled away for spitting at a security guard at a concert. Let’s hope she has severe legal and monetary consequences for this latest episode.

    Posted in Abusive, Arrests, Naomi Campbell

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    Apr 3
    '06
    Naomi Watts may or may not be pregnant


    Update: We posted high-res pictures of Naomi Watts in a sheer top and miniskirt with the assumption that they were new. Reader Millie alerted us that the pictures were from last July and sent us these more recent pictures of Watts. Obviously we can’t draw conclusions about Watts’ pregnancy status based on those old pictures!

    The pictures of Watts in a blue shirt were taken on March 9th, and the pictures in a white dress are from mid February. Millie points out that her boobs are bigger - a sign of pregnancy. Is Watts going to be a single mom?

    The old pictures are now after the jump.
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    Apr 3
    '06
    Star Jones is back on The View today

    Star Jones returns to The View today
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    Apr 3
    '06
    Brad Pitt asks paparrazi for directions

    Lost in Paris on his motorcycle, Pitt turned around and asked the paparrazi trailing him for directions
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    Apr 3
    '06
    Countries try to increase tourism by claiming Brad Pitt is buying real estate


    We’ve read two different reports that Brad Pitt is buying real estate. One seems somewhat legitimate and the other sounds like complete BS.

  • First, Pitt is said to be investing in beach property in the Dominican Republic:
    The famous actor arrived in the country last Tuesday and visited the resort regions of Uvero Alto, Miches and Samaná where he will reportedly invest large sums in beach real estate.
  • He’s also said to be buying a vineyard in Italy. Of course the spokesperson for the estate was more than happy to annouce Pitt’s “secret” visit:
    Hollywood star BRAD PITT is planning to buy a vineyard outside Turin, Italy - a short distance from his pal GEORGE CLOONEY’s Lake Como pad.

    MONICA TAVELLA, a spokeswoman for the estate, says, “Brad’s visit was kept very secret, and only a handful of people knew that he was staying with us.

    “He stayed over a weekend which is usually quiet, so he was able to see the vineyard and the cellars where the wine is aged.

    “He was very interested in the whole process of wine-making, right from the vine to the bottle, and he was also very knowledgeable. He seemed to be interested in buying.”

    Since no one else was at the vineyard at the time, there are no dates given for Pitt’s visit, and only a ‘handful of people” know he was there, we’re sure there’s no one to confirm the fact that Brad is interested in this failing winery in Italy.

    There are pictures of Pitt’s visit to the Dominican Republic last weekend, though, which make the story that he’s buying real estate there more likely.

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