- Ashlee stole Jessica’s BFF hairdresser Ken Paves! (PopBytes)
- Ashlee stole Jessica’s lips too! (Egotastic)
- Jessica and her dog need grooming. (PopSugar)
- Jessica thought Anne Heche was a tabloid reporter and tried to get her kicked out of a celebrity poker tournament (Mollygood)
- Watching Paris Hilton try to act sexy is like watching your mom try to act sexy: it’s that uncomfortable (WWTDD)
- Delusional Paris Hilton fans attack Pink (DListed)
- Kidada Jones mistakes leather softener for face cream, gets ratted out by her sister (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Halle Berry stops traffic (Hollywood Tuna)
- K-Fed is a class act (Just Jared)
- Stacy Keibler drunk in Vegas (The Bastardly)
- Simon Cowell hates Prince (Concrete Loop)
- Elizabeth Taylor shills her new jewlery collection on Larry King while repeatedly denying she has alzheimers (BlogNYC)