I bought The National Enquirer partially due to the headline “Nicole’s Miscarriage Secret: The heartbreak behind her wedding.” The headline makes it seem as if Nicole was pregnant, as everyone has been speculating, but lost the baby right before her wedding to Keith Urban - just like Brenda on “Six Feet Under.” This wasn’t the case at all.

All the Enquirer did was recycle the old story of Nicole’s miscarriages during her marriage to half-pint Tom Cruise and present it as some big exclusive that caused her pain during her nuptuals. This is a cheap trick to sell papers, and it worked:

(From The National Enquirer print version)

How is that news? We already knew Nicole had a miscarriage, and someone speculating that it bothers her does not make the story an exclusive. It’s also deceptive of the Enquirer to market it this way.

It may be a new revelation that Nicole had a second miscarriage, though. The “insider” says she had the ectopic pregnancy right before she married Tom in 1990.

That’s sad for Nicole, but it’s ancient history. Nicole is supposedly worried if she can carry a baby now, but who knows if that’s true. She may or may not be pregnant, and we’ll just have to wait it out and see.

The Enquirer did have one redeeming feature in the deceptive article - an inset featuring Nicole’s men throughout the years. Did you know she dated rapper Q-tip? I didn’t.

Here is a picture of the article as well as some high res pictures of Nicole and Keith in the lobby of their hotel the day after their wedding. They are carrying a present for Keith’s father, as it was his birthday. The happy couple is now honeymooning in Tahiti. [via]

Charlize Theron wore what looked like an engagement and a wedding ring on her left hand to the grand opening of club Social Hollywood last night, June 27. She was accompanied by her boyfriend, Irish actor Stuart Townsend. We spotted an engagement ring on Theron’s left hand in late April when she was photographed attending a basketball game with Townsend. There was a rumor shortly afterward that they were planning a secret wedding in Savannah, GA, but nothing seems to have come of that.

There’s no ring on Townsend’s left hand, but this still looks suspicious. Whatever the story, Theron is trying to tell us something. Celebrities don’t just wear rings on their left ring finger to openings without having an ulterior motive.

This is kind of an exclusive, because as far as we know we’re the first blog to cry wolf about Theron’s rings.

Pictures [via]

The lead story in The National Enquirer has Brad and Angelina fighting over the fact that Brad doesn’t get any alone time with the gorgeous mother of new baby and two adopted kids. Brad supposedly wanted to have a private lunch with Angelina, but she deferred in favor of watching the kids. She certainly has enough kids to take care of:

(From The National Enquirer print version.)

The article then rehashes Angelina’s fight with Brad when he went out in London one night when she was sick. A “family friend” also claims that Angelina is having trouble breastfeeding little Shiloh, and that she feels guilty that she may have to supplement with formula. She is also said to feel guilt over the fact that she wasn’t able to have a natural birth.

Plus Brad is still smoking, and Angelina may be “fed up” with his nasty habit.

This all sounds like normal stuff that happens with a growing family, and The Enquirer seems to be making more out of it than warranted.

Who knows how bad their fight was? Maybe Brad just wanted to get out of the house and didn’t storm out after all.

He did go out on his bike, though, because there were pictures all over the place. It’s easy enough to draw conclusions based on that.

They were said to be having trouble back in Paris in the loud and dirty neighborhood they rented an apartment in, and Brad was supposedly sleeping on the couch because pregnant Angelina needed the space in bed to herself.

If all of this is true, it seems pretty normal considering all the stress they must be under with the new baby and the move. Even with a lot of help, it’s still a lot of work.

- Video of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s performance at the BET Awards [Just Jared]
- BET Awards: Arrivals [Faded Youth]
- Performances at the BET Awards [Concrete Loop]
- Beyonce wears fingerless gloves too [Mollygood]
- Hottie from “Flavor of Love” at the BET Awards [DListed]
- Jordan is your Homeboy now has video updates, and he’s hot! [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Cap’t Jack Sparrow is Bi [WWTDD]
- Scarlet Johansson and Woody Allen do NY [Glitterati]
- Woody Allen says Scarlet Johansson is “sexually overwhelming.” eww [Egotastic]
- Brad tells Angelina: no more kids for now [popbytes]
- Star Jones doesn’t have another job lined up after all [BlogNYC]
- Barbara Walters says that Star Jones’ announcement that she’s leaving was a betrayal and a surprise [Wizbang Pop]
- The Bastardly lady of the day is stacked [The Bastardly]
- Tom Cruise makes cheap babies [Derek Hail]
- Paris Hilton goes out in her undies [yeeeah]
- Britney Spears is like Ursula from “Little Mermaid” [Cityrag]
- Emilie de Ravin (Claire from “Lost”) gets married [I'm not obsessed]

Paris Hilton went along with a dumb radio prank iniated by some British DJs. They called up a Glasgow Hilton and had her ask for a family discount:

That’s stupid, but it isn’t as rude as some of the other crap that radio DJs pull on air. It seems rather harmless.

It does bring up the mind-boggling issue of celebrities thinking they can get stuff heavily discounted and for free. Since when did making lots of money just for showing up entitle celebrities to get things free too? Of course they are great billboards, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have to pay for stuff like the rest of us.

Here is Paris arriving at Radio One for her interview on 6/26. When are those terrible bug-eyed sunglasses going to out of fashion? [via]

Pamela Anderson is on an European tour to raise money and awareness for animal rights and AIDS. She appeared at Stella McCartney’s boutique in London yesterday to speak out for PETA against fur. Anderson held a party and awards show for celebrities who have worked with PETA. Gillian Anderson and Sadie Frost, Jude Law’s ex, were in attendance. She promised that if she raised enough money for PETA she would strip naked in the shop window, and she didn’t dissapoint - except for the thong.

I do eat meat but I feel the same way about fur. I would like to talk smack to people wearing fur, but the only people I see wearing it are really old ladies who don’t seem to know better.

Along with Beyonce and J.Lo, another “celebrity” who wears fur with false pride is Sharon Stone. PETA would attack her, but she’s such a has-been that she’s under their radar.

Here is Anderson in the shop window of Stella McCartney’s London boutique on 6/28 [via] and in Greece for MAC’s AIDS fund on 6/26. [via]

What’s wrong with Anderson’s left arm? She has red marks on it that don’t look healthy. Is that related to hepatitis or just a weird bruise?

The poster of these pictures from Greece at Saving Face, dexterangelo7, notes that they’re an “amazing comparison of airbrushed vs. real life pam.”

You probably heard about Barbara Walters saying that Star made a surprise announcement that she was leaving “The View,” and that she trumped her opportunity to do it “with dignity”. She knew that she was leaving “for months” and just decided to blurt it out on the show and piss everyone off. Well now Star’s not coming back, and the old ladies who live in Florida and make up the bulk of “The Views” audience will rejoice, along with all the rest of us who never watch that piece of crap show but still make fun of it.

Here’s Barbara dissing Star:

And contrary to previous reports, Star has nothing lined up for her next gig at all. Maybe she’ll go back to being a lawyer. Or she can go for the quick cash and become a spokesperson for the latest junky exercise equipment they’re touting on late night infomercials.

Yesterday I mentioned the US Weekly article about Britney’s consultation with her christian life coach, and how she has taken Kevin back. The article makes it seem as if it’s this glorious reunion and that everything will be fine in their troubled relationship after the vacation photo op they took. This is in complete contrast to other reports we read that had Britney and Kevin sleeping in separate hotel rooms and avoiding each other on that same trip.

(From US Weekly’s print version)

Kevin also promised to spend four to five hours each day with Sean Preston to give Britney a break. Now that Perry’s gone he better take up some of the slack.

This glowing report of their renewed love must be one Kevin’s peeps giving good news to the rags for once after Britney told Kevin to stop feeding his friends stories to sell to the press. There’s no way everything is fine in their relationship or that their misguided love with conquer all.

Britney may dress trashy, but she lives in more style then the majority of the planet will experience in its lifetime. It’s kind of incongruous to see Britney in a tie-dye and Kevin in camo pants in a private jet, and it reminds us how privileged these people are, and why we make fun of them in the first place. These pictures are from Breatheheavy.com, and are said to be “stolen from Britney’s private album” by Us Weekly.

Sorry for all the semi-nude female celebrities today. I’m in a hurry and am filling up on pictures rather than leave you with fewer posts brimming with my bad insight.

Teri Hatcher doesn’t have delusions of grandeur like Eva Longwhoria. She says that “Desperate Housewives” is her “dream job” and that she isn’t trying to make the move to the big screen:

It’s pretty smart of her to realize where her bread and butter come from.

She looks like she ditching the anorexic look that is so last season and has gained a few essential pounds. It’s hip to be fat now, and stars like Victoria Beckham are in denial.

Pictures [via]

I usually ignore this chick Jodie Marsh, because she’s just some British slut who is only famous because she wears outfits like these. I always confuse her with Jordan, but she’s two steps down from Jordan. It’s hard to pass up these photos, though. She would look over the top at a porn convention, but she was attending the charity premiere of “Just My Luck” in London in this getup.

Marsh is also shown with the band McFly, which has a single out joking about Lohan’s affair McFly’s drummer Harry Judd, making it rather funny that they’re at the opening of Lohan’s crappy movie. Lohan says she never got with Judd, but Judd says she must have a short memory.

I showed these pictures to my dad. (I’m visiting my family in the states.) He thinks she’s desperate and said “how would you like to pet those puppies?”