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Jun 1
'06
“Where the hell is Suri?” Links


- Where the hell is Suri? Katie has gone out more without her baby in two months than I have in almost two years. (I do go out, he just usually comes along.) (Just Jared)
- Will Katherine McPhee sing at TomKats non-wedding? (Glitterati)
- PopSugar’s having a baby! (PopSugar)
- Brad Pitt was scared shitless during Shiloh’s birth (A Socialite’s Life)
- Madonna is creepy, not erotic (Hollywood Tuna)
- Hot bitchfight between Bobby Brown’s groupies (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Britney Spears soothes her pain with a new Porsche (MollyGood)
- Eva Longoria gets mad for having to pay $17 for lunch. (Egotastic)
- Star Jones’ house is almost as fugly as she is (CityRag)
- Is Colin Farrell married already? (A Socialite’s Life)
- Brangelina to go back to the states on July 1st. (DListed)
- Mariah Carey walks her dog (yeeeah)
- Is Jenny McCarthy dating Jim Carey? (WWTDD)
- Jennifer Aniston casts a spell on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Damn-Lucky (The Bastardly)
- Lindsay Lohan spends a million dollars on clothes in a year but still wears the same shapeless white top with black leggings for a week straight. (IDLYITW)

Posted in Links

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Jun 2
'06
Rachel Weisz has a baby boy


Rachel Weisz had a baby boy, but didn’t reveal any details other than the fact that he’s out now:

Oscar winner Rachel Weisz has had a boy, the star’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Mother, father (Darren Aronofsky), and child are healthy and happy, according to the rep.

Weisz, 35, is engaged to Brooklyn-born Requiem For a Dream director Aronofsky. This is the first child for the couple, who are based in New York.

Best wishes to Weisz and Aronofsky, and we hope they pick a non-traumatizing name for their little one. We’re sure to see the baby much sooner than non-existent Suri.

Here are some pictures of Weisz taken recently. [via]

Posted in Babies, Rachel Weisz

Written by Celebitchy         5 Comments »
Jun 2
'06
Nicole Kidman is frigid


Nicole Kidman is supposedly withholding sex from her fiance Keith Urban until he marries her on June 25th:

Nicole Kidman has put a sex ban on her fiance Keith Urban.

The ‘Cold Mountain’ actress has told the country singer they won’t have sex again until their wedding night - which is rumoured to be taking place in a few weeks time.

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night.”

Nicole reportedly got the sex ban idea from her friend Russell Crowe. The ‘Gladiator’ star went for months without sex before he married Danielle Spence in 2003.

Russell said: “I was determined there would be a lot of pent-up energy on the big night.”

Nicole is due to marry the country singer Urban in a chapel near Sydney on June 25.

This sounds made up, but it’s pretty funny and we’re prone to believe it. Kidman is Catholic and probably thinks that she can make up for lots of premarital sex by pretending it never happened for a little while.

While Urban’s publicist did confirm his engagement with Nicole right after she announced the news, he was reportedly pissed off when she made it public and doesn’t feel ready to get married. It also seems as if Nicole and Keith have had problems in their relationship, with some reports saying that Keith wanted time off a little over a month ago. There’s also a rumor that he’s drinking a lot and sleeping around.

Withholding sex from a guy is a dangerous way to pique his interest in you, and Nicole is probably trying to hold out for a while in the hope that Keith will realize what he’s missing. This reminds me of an Eddie Murphy sketch where he compares lack of sex causing you to go crazy for a woman to being really hungry and thinking crackers are delicious. It might work for Nicole, but if Keith is getting his kicks elsewhere this strategy will backfire.

In related news, Bette Midler has denied that she’s been asked to sing at the Kidman-Urban wedding.

Posted in Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Sex, Weddings

Written by Celebitchy         2 Comments »
Jun 2
'06
Kim Kardashian’s myspace and eBay seller ID


Kim Kardashian is currently dating Nick Lachey and she’s the top search phrase now leading people to this site. People are interested in her, so here’s a bit of semi-personal Internet data on the 25 year-old daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian:

  • Kim’s myspace profile under the username “kimsaprincess” (I also have a full screenshot in case she wisely blocks access to it.)
  • Kim’s eBay seller feedback, her ID is rumored to be “styleworld” [via]

    If that is indeed Kim’s eBay seller ID, either her caps lock is broken or she’s pretty dumb Internet naive, because all of her item descriptions are in upper case. While I think it’s cool that she’s selling stuff online and not buying retail, she doesn’t use any design in her seller items and just posts them plain with all upper case descriptions. Add some style to your sales, girl!

    Kim sells stuff like her old Gucci loafers (She’s a size nine and a half, which is big for her height) and buys Christian Louboutin platforms as replacements. She has a 100% positive feedback rating, showing she’s a responsible member of the eBay community.

    In her mySpace profile, she says she’s “in a relationship,” so unless she’s had that on for a while trying to discourage myspace skeeves, she’s referring to Lachey. She’s also 5′3″ tall and says that her “daddy” is her hero. At least she appreciates where her lifestyle comes from. She doesn’t list her favorite music or movies, and her primary interest can be assumed to be shopping. She says she’d like to meet “God,” and lists her religion as “Christian,” so she must not be afraid to die.

    Here are some pictures of Kardashian from her myspace. She is shown with her mother and sister. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba in these photos.

    Update: Kim’s father, O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, passed away on October 1, 2003. Given that her father died recently, it is understandable that Kim calls him her hero and says that she would like to meet God. Apologies for saying that “at least she appreciates where her lifestyle comes from.” It must be terrible to lose a parent like that, and we would not have made that joke if we were aware of it.

    Related:

  • Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay
  • Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton
  • Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris’ new boyfriend

  • Posted in Hookups, Kimberly Kardashian, Nick Lachey

    Written by Celebitchy         9 Comments »
    Jun 2
    '06
    Britney’s Manny Bodyguard Revealed: His name is “Henry”


    Everyone was confused about Britney’s new baby-loving male companion. Some claimed it was her producer, J.R. Rotem and there was even one crazy rumor that we zealously reported that Britney was having an affair with her producer and that the baby she’s carrying might be his.

    Later the guy was confirmed to be Britney’s male nanny, who perhaps does double-duty as a bodyguard. People were calling him by the uncommon name “Perry.”

    It turns out the guy’s real name is “Henry,” and he seems rather likeable from this brief description:

    Britney Spears was spotted out and about Wednesday in Malibu. But this time, the songstress had company — and it wasn’t Kevin Federline!

    Baby crazy Brit was seen holding little Sean P. in her arms as the mystery man pushed the stroller in Malibu.

    Now only “Extra” has the dish. Sources say the hunk is Britney’s new nanny, Henry, and he was simply accompanying Brit on a mommy and me outing in the seaside town.

    We caught up with Henry as he purchased flowers, and it looked like this tough guy wasn’t scared of a little paparazzi loving. When asked if he was Brit’s security, he simply smiled and walked away.

    Britney has an absent and soon to be ex - husband, but she has a sweet male nanny and a brand new Porsche! She was spotted out in the hot new convertible taking driving lessons so that she can learn to drive standard.

    She’s giving the bird and hopefully the boot to Kevin, and taking back her life.

    Here is Britney out driving her new car with a male instructor - not the manny. [via]

    Update: This guy’s name is actually Perry, and you can read more about him here.

    Related:

  • Britney’s Manny Perry’s drunken Navy past
  • Britney’s hot “manny” is really her new security guard
  • Kevin Federline’s homies deny divorce rumors
  • Britney think K-Fed has a big mouth
  • Britney’s Man or the Manny?

  • Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Perry Taylor, Relationship trouble

    Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
    Jun 2
    '06
    Pete Doherty copes with poor EasyJet service by making art in the bathroom


    Last weekend I took a cheap ass EasyJet flight with my family to Berlin. In case you’re not familiar with EasyJet, it’s the Southwest Airlines of Europe. You can sit wherever you want, but drinks and snacks are expensive and there are no TVs. The flight over was decent, but on the way back a British stewardess with an attitude named something like Jenine was wearing perfume so heavy it permeated the entire plane and gave my husband and me a headache. (I’m writing this on the off chance that my bitching will get back to the management at EasyJet without me going through the trouble of writing a complaint letter.)

    Anyway Pete Doherty, the lead singer of BabyShambles and Kate Moss’ on and off boyfriend, was on an EasyJet flight and took an extra long time in the bathroom. EasyJet staff found a bloody syringe hidden in the trashcan afterwards, so of course they had to blame poor Pete.

    An EasyJet spokeswoman said crew found “a syringe hidden in a bin, covered in blood” in the plane’s toilet.

    Spanish Guardia Civil met Doherty and four friends but found no suspicious substances in the lavatories.

    They were not arrested. Doherty’s band Babyshambles played at the Primavera Sound Festival in the city on Thursday.

    The EasyJet spokeswoman said the crew became suspicious after Doherty spent “an unusual amount of time in the toilet”.

    After the discovery of the syringe, Doherty was questioned by crew and became “agitated and aggressive”, the spokeswoman said.

    The captain contacted Spanish police, who met the plane, which was held on the ground for about half an hour.

    Officers only found a bottle of heroin substitute methadone, which Doherty is taking as part of a drug treatment programme.

    Aviation regulations mean passengers must inform an airline in advance if they are carrying a syringe for medical reasons and Doherty failed to do so, EasyJet said.

    Pete likes to create art while he’s taking a dump and it’s ridiculous that EasyJet staff would deny him the pleasure. It’s already hard enough for the guy to catch a break without getting questioned over every little bloody syringe! Those EasyJet flights are so uncomfortable and the staff is paranoid and unaccommodating.

    Pete and his Babyshambles bandmembers are permanently banned from all EasyJet filghts now, and they should be grateful not to have to go through that again.

    Here are some Pete Doherty fans outside of his case review hearing at Thames Magistrate Court on 5/12. Love the devil guy.

    Posted in Addictions, Drugs, Pete Doherty

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    Jun 2
    '06
    Easy nickname for Shiloh Pitt: Pile ‘O Shit


    Thanks to the PopBitch e-mail newsletter for pointing this out. An easy nickname for Shiloh Pitt is Pile ‘O Shit!

    The poor girl is named after the place she was conceived and has a name that’s not only weird, but quite easily mocked.

    Brad and Angelina may not have anticipated the hysterical Spoonerism of their baby’s name, but they did prepare for her blogging future. They’re not taking any chances and had their lawyers snatch up most variations of the Shiloh Pitt domain name on Saturday when the baby was born.

    PopBitch also states that Angelina and Brad’s thugs are so unrelentless that they followed a journalist home and totally harrassed her. They also say that a female journalist got the scoop on Angelina’s birth by sleeping with one of the male doctors at Swakopmund Cottage Hospital:

    Journalists in Namibia covering the birth of the new messiah, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, are being subjected to harrassment, intimidation and threats. One journalist who was suspected of leaking the scoop that Angelina had given birth has been followed by a local heavy for days. She noticed a man hanging around her
    house, following her everywhere, so she went to the police. On her return to her house the
    man knocked on her door, introducing himself with the chilling phrase, “I am not a psychopath or a killer, but…”, before telling the stringer that he’d been hired to scare her: give her “a taste of her own medicine”. What’s even more galling is that the journalist was entirely innocent of being the leak. That award goes to an
    enterprising American female reporter who managed to check into the Cottage Medi- Clinic in Swakopmund, and shagged one of the doctors in order to get the scoop.

    I do like Angelina and Brad, and I think they meant well by holing up in Namibia, but their staff is out of control and it makes them look like clueless squatters. It’s also a sad commentary on the state of the gossip media when a “journalist” trades sex for a story. (If you send stories I’ll give you a shout out at least. Just send me tips at info@celebitchy dot com.)

    Posted in Abusive, Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt, Brangelina

    Written by Celebitchy         7 Comments »
    Jun 2
    '06
    Jennifer Aniston admits she doesn’t care about world affairs and is self-absorbed


    There’s a popular editorial about Brad and Angelina called “Brad, Angelina and the rise of ‘celebrity colonialism’” The author sites the harsh tactics of their thuggish security staff, and says that Brad and Angelina are occupying Africa to make themselves feel like patrons:

    It may sound shocking, but in truth Pitt and Jolie’s trip to Namibia is really only a more extreme version of today’s ‘celebrity colonialism’, where celebs go to Africa (or some other poor part of the world) to make themselves feel ‘special’. Africa in particular has become a stage for such moralistic poseurs - and their posing can have a detrimental impact on the people who live there.

    Of course Africa still has vast problems of under-development and poverty - but they will not be helped by the kind of campaigning or patronage offered by Brown, Bono, Bob or Brangelina. Rather, this brand of moral grandstanding suggests that Africa has become a kind of plaything for some campaigners, a backdrop against which they can make themselves feel good and ‘special’.

    The author makes a decent point, but he overlooks the fact that people pay attention to everything celebrities do, and that most of them are shallow and self-absorbed. Most celebrities are content to serve as billboards for overpriced jeans and unattainable handbags. When Brad and Angelina go to Africa for a little peace and quiet they’re using their extreme fame in a genuine attempt to bring attention to problems on the continent. They need to fire their abusive security staff and stop being so aggressive with the paparrazi, but why bash them for trying to use their fame for a good cause?

    Jennifer Aniston said she’s not interested in contributing to important causes like her ex-husband and his gorgeous fertile girlfriend. She doesn’t care to be criticized for bringing media attention to the world’s impoverished, and would rather get mocked for her lack of acting ability and poor personality:

    Aniston was sitting at a press conference in Los Angeles to promote her new comedy, The Break-Up, when a reporter asked if she was interested in using her celebrity to tackle any of the world’s important issues.

    Pitt and Jolie, in between giving birth to daughter Shiloh Nouvel, have been vocal about Africa, AIDS and refugees.

    So, was Aniston interested in any global issues? How about the war in Iraq or global warming?

    “No,” Aniston replied. “I’m not interested in any of that.”

    “I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.”

    Her deadpan answer, dripping with sarcasm, scored plenty of laughs.

    Ok, she’s not interested in world affairs at all? Not just a little bit? I mean, we pay a lot of attention to celebrities because it’s easier than facing the fact that the US is killing innocent civilians in an illegal war, but we also catch the regular news too.

    She said she’s not interested in world events and wants to focus on herself. Even if she was trying to make a joke, Aniston makes it seem as if she doesn’t care about anything but herself.

    Her crappy movie, “The Break Up,” opens today. If it gets universally panned as expected, Aniston can say goodbye to her film career. Her maybe boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, will weather this storm but she won’t:

    If this movie sucks balls as much as pre-reviews hint at*, all [Vince Vaughn] has to remind people of is Made or Wedding Crashers or Old School. Jennifer Aniston though, she has nothing.

    She has nothing indeed. Not even a little bit of curiousity about the world beyond her giant chin.

    Here are some portraits of Aniston taken by Armando Gallo at a press conference for “The Break Up” on 5/19.
    [via]

    Posted in Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston

    Written by Celebitchy         18 Comments »
    Jun 2
    '06
    Jennifer Garner passed up a role in “Dallas” due to fear of J.Lo


    Jennifer Garner was offered the role of Pamela Ewing in the upcoming “Dallas” movie, but she decided not to do it after learning that J.Lo had already signed on to the project. Seems like Garner has a healthy fear of her husband’s big-bottomed Latina ex:

    JENNIFER GARNER reportedly turned down the role of PAMELA EWING in the forthcoming DALLAS movie, after discovering her husband BEN AFFLECK’s ex-fiancee JENNIFER LOPEZ had signed to star in the remake. The ALIAS beauty started dating her DAREDEVIL co-star in July 2004 - seven months after the actor ended his high-profile engagement with J.Lo. British newspaper the Daily Mail claims Garner was in talks to play BOBBY EWING’s wife Pam, but backed out when she realised Lopez would be playing JR’s alcoholic wife SUE-ELLEN. A source says, “Jennifer Garner was really keen to be in Dallas, but I think she felt there would be a bit of a strain between them on the set and that could have led to awkward situations. “Both are totally professional, but there might have been a certain ‘atmosphere’ and Jennifer Garner didn’t need to go there.”

    Garner has a happy relationship and a gorgeous baby with Affleck, the man who put a stop to J.Lo’s lavish wedding and gradually dumped her through passive aggressive behavior. Now all J.Lo has is a skeletal husband and a fat stomach that she wears mumus over in an attempt to get people to think it’s a baby bump.

    It doesn’t matter how rich or successful J.Lo is, Garner will always be happier and more content because she’s just a genuinely kind, positive person. Judging from her decision to stay away from J.Lo, she has a lot of sense too.

    Here’s Garner on the set of “Gone Baby Gone,” which Ben is directing, on 5/24. [via]

    Posted in Ben Affleck, J.Lo, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, Movies

    Written by Celebitchy         11 Comments »
    Jun 3
    '06
    “Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey split” Links


    - Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey split up. Did she hook up with someone else at Cannes? (MollyGood)
    - Last pictures of Angelina Jolie before she popped (Just Jared)
    - Check out “A Prarie Home Companion,” in theatres June 9th
    - Naomi Watts and her nipples rent a car (The Bastardly)
    - Michelle Rodriguez says her liver doesn’t hurt enough for her to be an alcoholic (WWTDD)
    - Ashton and Demi think they can get a helicopter in Iowa in the middle of the night (Glitterati)
    - Janet Jackson is ripped (Hollywood Rag)
    - Bush is the poster boy for corruption (CityRag)
    - The youngest Hanson is getting married to a woman (DListed)
    - Video of Anna Nicole Smith confirming her pregnancy is now on YouTube. Her business idea of making people pay to watch her mumble on tape isn’t too sound. (yeeeah)
    - A totally useless diamond-encrusted pacifier was sent to Pile ‘O Shit Shiloh Pitt (Faded Youth)
    - Brad Pitt’s parents visit him in Africa (I’m not obsessed)
    - Paris Hilton makes a radio station appearance to premiere her song, refuses to take calls except from a couple people praising her musical ability. (Gossipin)
    - WalMart can afford to hire Beyonce and Taylor Hicks to perform at their annual shareholders meeting, but won’t pay fair prices to merchants or decent wages to workers. (PopBytes)
    - Kayne West dresses like an Easter egg (Concrete Loop)
    - Jessica Simpson’s camel toe (IDLYITW)
    - Lindsay Lohan says she’s going to sue Brandon Davis for the firecrotch comment unless he gives $250k to charity. He may get sued because the fat greasy bastard doesn’t have his own money. (The Superficial)
    - Jessica Alba wants to be topless (Egotastic)

    Posted in Links

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