
The N.Y. Daily News says that they have an exclusive that there’s a sex tape now being distributed on the Internet of O.J. Simpson getting it on with two ladies of questionable repute:
The tape, portions of which have been viewed by the Daily News, shows a man who’s a dead ringer for Simpson having cocktails with two women in a hotel room, then stretching out on a bed and unzipping his pants. The man, who has the same wobbly knees as the 58-year-old Heisman Trophy winner, is later seen naked.
Other footage shows a man with the same body type as ÂÂSimpson having sex with the women, ÂÂalthough his face isn’t visible.
“I didn’t believe in sex ÂÂaddicts until my last few ÂÂgirlfriends,” Simpson says on the 25-minute tape, according to a ÂÂtrailer for the video, which is due to go on sale today for $19.95 at www.badoj.com. “I’m a ÂÂsexaholic! … If I’m not sexually active, I become destructive.”
Phoenix-based celebrity skin broker David Hans Schmidt said that at one point during the action, Simpson and one of the women go into a bathroom to snort cocaine while the other woman rifles through Simpson’s pants and removes money from his wallet. Elsewhere on the tape, said Schmidt, Simpson sings, “If I only had a brain.”
Simpson’s lawyer, Yale Galanter, said that while his client may appear fully clothed in portions of the tape, the man having sex “is an imposter.”
In 2001 his lawyer said that Simpson was nearly trapped into making a sex tape at the time by Globe Magazine, the same outfit that arranged a setup for Frank Gifford to cheat on his wife, Kathie Lee Gifford, and caught it all on videotape. The News makes a connection between that incident and this one, while Simpson’s lawyer insists that the latest video is faked.
You can watch a segment of the incredibly NSFW - at all - video at BadOJ.com. You have to register and confirm your e-mail address to verify that you’re over 18. There is little question that the guy in the video is O.J. and not a look alike as his publicist insists.
In related news, Simpson’s understandably troubled daughter, 20 year-old Sydney, has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service after swearing at police officers to stop a fight outside a basketball game at her prep school. She is said to have slapped a cop’s hand while they were trying to arrest her.
This news about her father’s sex tape isn’t going to do much to help her move on from the incident and lead a productive life.
It’s fun to laugh at murdering O.J. for making a sex tape, but the preview should be enough to satisfy most people’s curiosity. Even though profits aren’t going to O.J., we hope the tape doesn’t sell.