Life & Style suggests that now that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back in LA, Angelina is so busy with the kids and Brad is so busy with new projects that the two barely have time for each other. It sounds like speculation based on the fact that a few pictures of Brad around town have come out while Angelina hasn’t been seen in a while:

Meanwhile Brad’s grandmother is quoted as saying that he’s so sensitive to the pain and suffering he caused Jennifer Aniston by breaking up with her that he’s going to wait to marry Angelina:

This isn’t a great source, but it could be a real quote. From what I’ve read, Brad’s family really liked Aniston and maybe he just said that to his grandmother to make her feel better about the fact that he’s not marrying Angelina and left Aniston high and dry. Earlier reports had Brad clamoring to get married while Angelina was playing characteristically coy.

It could be true that Brad and Angelina are quite busy now, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get to spend quality time together at home. Most dads and moms manage to maintain loving, communicative relationships while working outside of the home. They just don’t have photographers following them everywhere like the Jolie-Pitts.

Here are some pictures of Brad talking on the phone that you’ve probably already seen. X17 has a video of Pitt talking on the phone and then riding his motorcycle. Somehow it just takes all the mystery out of the photos. My god, even the hottest celebrities can be rather boring.

Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay’s friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay’s password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris’ hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can’t prove it and doesn’t want to deal with getting sued.

Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that “firecrotch” was calling her “again” and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She’s wearing out her fuck buddies quickly and doesn’t have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven’s birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I’m also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

Pictures [via]

Nicole Kidman is said to have two noticeable bruises on her left leg. They could have been sustained from a bad fall while exercising, or maybe Keith is just banging her too hard:

x17 mentions that Nicole and Tobey used to date, and that running into Tobey and his pregnant fiance might have been awkward, but it didn’t look like it.

The Mirror’s source is someone scoping out the same high res pictures we have here, because she wasn’t at a party at all, she was waiting outside Creative Artists Agency. She has a couple of bruises, but they’re pretty minor and don’t seem to warrant much speculation. What is more interesting is the little bump she’s still sporting. If only that thing would grow…

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Fresh on the heels of getting caught wanking a 58 year-old pot-bellied dude in a park, it was said that George Michael and his longterm partner, American Kenny Goss, have called off their planned gay wedding. The wedding was to take place around their tenth anniversary, sometime before the end of the Summer.

After the photos came out in Britain’s News of the World of a disheleved and surprised Michael and his one-time hookup, umemployed Norman Kirtland, Michael’s partner defended him, saying that they were putting the incident behind them:

Reports had the two cancelling their planned wedding, saying that they are “reassessing their relationship,” but another story has Micheal insisting the wedding is still on, and making it obvious why hot Goss has stayed with his cheating ass:

Why do people always think an expensive gift will set matters right after they cheat? Probably because it works with their sad, unfulfilled money-grubbing partners. (Kobe, Beckham)

Michael has been embroiled in scandal for several months, after being caught with pot and poppers in his car back in March, and photographed passed out at a stoplight in May. He’ll need to get treatment for his sex and drug addiction if he wants to “pull off” a gruelling 50-date tour.

A wax figure of newborn Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will be unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s museum today. The famous baby will be placed in an African-themed manger display. Just like her philanthropist parents, little Shiloh is earning even more money for charity:

When the pictures come out, we’ll publish them here. In the meantime, here are the first pictures of little Shiloh that you’ve already seen. The little wax baby must be based on these. Awww.

Thanks to Celebguru for the story!

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are on their honeymoon in Portofino, Italy. Avril and Deryck were married in a fairytale wedding on a private estate in Montecito, CA on July 15th, 2006.

Avril has been rumored to be pregnant, with bloggers like us gleefully pointing out her tiny stomach bump. She’s seen drinking wine in these candids, though, making it unlikely that she’s with child.

Avril and Deryck enjoyed jet-skiing, sightseeing and some private cuddle time on a yacht. Their honeymoon hasn’t all been casual fun. They were seen dressed up to attend a party.

Thanks to ALavigne.com.br for these pictures

Lindsay Lohan, the hardest working cokehead in show business, had to be rushed to the emergency room for like the 15th time after getting heat stroke on the set of her film, “Georgia Rule.”

I believe she was affected by the heat. I also believe she cut her foot on a teacup after taking a shower. Whether any of these hospitalizations were influenced by substance abuse we may never know.

She’s been with that guy Harry for nearly a month and his time’s just about up if she’s showing up at parties in bikinis. It also can’t work to his favor that he doesn’t drink or do lines. You can’t change Lindsay Morgan Lohan.

Here is Lohan outside of the Ivy restaurant on 7/23 and on the set of “Georgia Rule” on 7/18. She’s acting all cat-like, stretching and spreading her legs. You can tell the exhaustion is just about to set in. [via]

- Paris Hilton is not a slut, she just plays one while in public. [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lance Bass comes out of the closet (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) [The Bastardly]
- Scarlet Johansson before and after plastic surgery [Bricks and Stones]
- Mariah Carey was able to say goodbye to her dad before he died [Celebguru]
- Janet Jackson keeps McDonald’s close to her silicone-covered heart [Mollygood]
- Natalie Portman strikes out at the paparrazi for pointing out her bad hair [Jordan is your homeboy]
- Katherine McPhee looks like Monica Lewinsky [I'm not obsessed]
- Britney Spears fired her lazy pool boy. Kevin’s next. [A Socialite's Life]
- Denise Richards works at a gas station [yeeeah]
- The press doesn’t get former Jeopardy star Ken Jenning’s humor [Glitterati]
- Carmen Electra as a pussycat doll [BlogNYC]
- Penelope Cruz is delayed at the airport for three hours. [Celebrity Mound]
- The John Travolta diet keeps you thin with disgust [CityRag]

Header Image by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd

Now that the first wax baby has been unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s museum, it’s obvious why they didn’t do it sooner. The thing looks like one of those creepy reborn dolls that people paint to look like newborns. My husband’s aunt has one of those things at her house, and we took a picture of it because it fascinated us. We also put my then seven month-old son in the doll’s bed after he fell asleep. (Before you think I dressed him in too-small clothes, those were his backup pants after he had an accident.)

Waxed Angelina looks like a female impersonator, but she isn’t as bad as the wax version of Keira Knightly.

Now that Shiloh is immortalized as an infant, maybe Madame Tussauds can help Tom and Katie dispel those pesky rumors that Suri doesn’t exist. She’s over three months old and has never been photographed, but maybe Katie can bring her in for a personal wax session. A waxed baby Suri would do wonders to make her seem real.

Pictures from Celebguru and GossipRocks.

Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith’s wife, says that she’s seen Tom and Katie’s supposed daughter and that she’s beautiful. Her quotes are much more believable than Leah Remini’s, especially since she’s a cult outsider, but I’m not buying it:

I’ll take empirical evidence over some actress/singer’s word any day. Hey people, I saw a ghost of an old woman last night. She looked incredibly sad, had white hair in a bun, wore a long dress, and I could see through her. Now that I made that claim, that ghost must exist, right?

The Daily Mail calls the rumors that Suri doesn’t exist “conspiracy theories” and says that they’re “crazy” and “clearly inaccurate.” It’s not inaccurate to say she’s never been seen, and it’s easy to dismiss a good argument by labeling it a conspiracy theory without addressing its merits. It’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s true!

That same crappy article recycles a made up quote by Katie’s dad, who originally was said to have complained about Katie’s “Buff Brides” workout plan. They changed it around to make it sound like he was disagreeing with Scientology, but the original quote was about her fitness plan. I know it was fake because the article also featured a fake quote by Sue Fleming, the creator of Buff Brides and a family friend.

Here’s the quote from the article:

Here’s the original, totally bogus quote:

The truth is that no one knows how Katie’s parents feel about her involvement in Scientology, or about the fact that they supposedly haven’t seen their grandchild. Maybe they realize that she doesn’t exist and they’re in on the scam. Regardless if Jada Pinkett Smith has seen the little changeling, why has nary a bandle been photographed by the ever-present paparrazi?

People can claim that the baby’s being shielded by the Scientologist freaks, but wouldn’t someone take her out for a walk at least once in the more than three months that she’s supposedly been on the planet?