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Jul 7
'06
High Res photos of Lindsay Lohan clutching her breasts in GQ


As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that’s viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she’s a smart businesswoman who’s destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It’s like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that’s how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article “really - who cares?”

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: “I like my body and my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.” She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she’s obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don’t care, Lindsay, you’re already damaged goods so a little boob job isn’t going to harm your image.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Magazines, Photos, Sexy, Sluts

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Jul 7
'06
Paris Hilton crotch shot (NSFW)

Paris Hilton says that her dumb public personae is all a put-on, and that she invented herself for the cameras:

“The Simple Life is a reality show,” she said, “and people might assume it’s real. But it’s fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself.

“So before I started the show I thought I’d make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together… The public think they know me but they really don’t.”

Paris doesn’t have the brains to be Elle Woods or Cher Horowitz, and she’s flattering herself if she thinks people perceive her as fashionably ditzy but smart and well organized.

Paris also says she’s uh, naturally shy, but that she has to live it up when she’s out at an event because she’s getting paid to be there.

Here is some evidence that Paris is either really forgetful, not shy at all, or a bit of both. She went commando in a red polka-dot dress recently. NSFW

Thanks to James at BlogNYC for finding the pics.

Have a great weekend everyone! Sorry posting was light today. I got a lot of spam from crazed Marissa Cooper fans. Blame them.

Update: Upon further close inspection, it looks like Paris was wearing underwear, but that they were the tiny string bikini type and were pushed to the side.

Posted in Britney Spears, Nude, Paris Hilton, Photos, Sluts

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Jul 7
'06
“Lindsay Lohan practices her ninja kick” Links


- Lindsay Lohan practices her ninja kick [The Bastardly]
- Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, and Matthew McConaughey ride bikes together. [Mollygood]
- Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey on the beach [I'm not obsessed]
- French footballer Zinedine Zidane is so freaking hot [Chic Mommy]
- Star Jones says there aren’t enough closets in her house for both her and her husband [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum?! [DListed]
- Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures - Now with Video! [Egotastic]
- There was a minor fire at the Osbourne’s British estate [Faded Youth]
- Nicky Hilton to open her own hotel. [Gabsmash]
- Kelly Clarkson will get her own line of vitamin water - once she loses weight [IDLYITW]
- Are you tired of Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures yet? [Hollywood Tuna]

Posted in Links

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Jul 9
'06
Johnny Depp’s French paradise


Fan favorite Johnny Depp leads a quiet, low-key life in the south of France with his girlfriend of eight years, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, and their two children. Star Magazine reports that the gorgeous star of “Pirates of the Caribbean” is a devoted dad who walks his kids, Lilly Rose, 7 and Jack, 4, to school and back again every day:

The former Hollywood bay-boy walks his kids to school before spending a few hours working via e-mail. When he’s done, he picks his little ones up and spends the afternoon just hanging out with his family. It’s a quiet, low-key life - and, sources tell Star, that’s just the way Johnny… likes things these days. In fact, despite having no plans to marry Vanessa, sources say the Kentucky-born actor and his girlfriend… are incredibly happy…

A source close to Johnny says the pair are so madly in love, they worry that marriage might jinx their happy life. “Vanessa tells Johnny she doesn’t need to be married,” says the source. “But Johnny has always told Vanessa that the minute she feels like she needs to married, then he’d do it,” says the insider.

(From Star Magazine print edition, July 17, 2006.)

The article goes on to say that Johnny got paid $35 million plus a percentage of the box office for the two “Pirates” sequels, while Vanessa, his girlfriend of 8 years, has focused on her role as a mother and has only been in two films since she met Johnny in 1998.

In an interview in Britain’s The Independent, Depp credits his family with turning his life around, and says he had a “rebirth” after his first child arrived:

He talks about a “rebirth”, which he says stems from his relationship with the French musician and singer Vanessa Paradis, and their two children, Lily Rose, seven, and Jack, four.

“It took meeting the right girl,” he says. “When Vanessa found out she was pregnant with our first child - you start thinking about the future and everything. Then, boom, there’s your baby.” He swirls his arms around then taps his fist on the table. “The same moment that your child is born, you’re born again, you’re brand-new. Vanessa and the kids have revealed me to me,” says Depp thoughtfully, stroking his goatee, tipping his battered grey fedora over one eye, then taking a swig of coffee from a flask. “It’s been liberating having a family, miraculous,” says the actor, who is 43. “Everything changed once I held my daughter in my arms. Until that moment, I had been possessed with me; suddenly, there was someone who depended on me. It was like some veil had been lifted, or a layer of fog had been removed and I suddenly had clarity.”

Interestingly enough, Depp said in 1993 “Ideally, I’d have land somewhere, maybe in France, with a wife and kids.”

It looks like his dreams have come true. Johnny says he would like more children with his French girlfriend and says he doesn’t need to get married to prove his devotion to her.

He sounds like a wonderful father and partner and a changed man. He’s also a talented actor who deserves his massive success.

Depp was presented with the “Freedom of Paris” award last Thursday before the French premiere of “Pirates 2.” He was honored for “devotion to Paris,” even though he lives in the French countryside.

Here is Depp receiving the “Freedom of Paris” award with Vanessa by his side. [via] Depp is still wearing the gold caps from his Captain Jack role, and will continue filming the next “Pirates” sequel next month.

Posted in Johnny Depp, Kids, Vanessa Paradis

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Jul 9
'06
Matthew McConaughey parties it up for 4th of July


Matthew McConaughey was photographed drunk, high, or a bit of both on the fourth of July weekend in Costa Rica. This sort of contradicts a British report that showed Matt with a fat stomach and said he held an Independence Day party at his Malibu mansion. Both might be true and Matt may have been in Costa Rica on the weekend and back in time to throw the party on Tuesday. He doesn’t look fat, though:

Matthew McConaughey celebrated his independence from former girlfriend Penelope Cruz with a three-day bender in Costa Rica over the Fourth of July weekend…

A barefoot, shirtless, and sweaty Matthew got his groove on by drinking, dancing, writhing on the floor and even shushing one of his fellow vacationers.

We all know he loves to party and as long as he’s not pulling down Christmas trees or assaulting anyone it seems quite harmless.

Matt’s hangover must not have lasted long. He was biking in the Malibu hills with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal on Wednesday, July 5th.

Here is Matt on the weekend in question and riding his bike a few days later with Lance and Jake. [via]

Posted in Drunk, Fitness, Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey, Photos

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Jul 9
'06
Madonna to perform with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson?


If someone told me Madonna was going to pull the tired hanging on the cross routine for her latest tour, I wouldn’t have believed them. So while it may seem really stupid of Madonna to try to tie her fading star to two hot young singers at the MTV music awards again, it sounds like something she would do. She’s persistent in her blind/blonde ambition, and she tends to beat dead horses and expect people to pay to watch, which they do.

She’s said to now want to “pass her energy” onto Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson in an S&M number that probably borrows from her stupid “Confessions” tour. I bet it will have an equestrian theme, too:

Three years ago at the MTV Video Music Awards she made front page news around the world when she kissed BRITNEY SPEARS and CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

Now the Queen Of Pop is planning to do a bondage scene with the two rising stars at this year’s awards in New York next month.

A source told me: “Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well.

“With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with.

“She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show.

“Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night.”

The source is The Sun, which makes it seem like fake news, but you never know with Madonna. It could be true now that Madonna is converting Lohan to Kabbalah.

Please, Madonna, retire already. You look more like a cartoon character than a pop star, and you were right at home on stage at the Grammys with Gorillaz. You should devote your life to converting people to your sham cult and quit performing. Maybe you’ll hook gullible Jessica Simpson into Kabbalah too. She’s surely in need of some spiritual guidance.

Here is Madonna with her daughter Lourdes outside of the NY Kabbalah center on 6/30. Lindsay Lohan is shown shopping at Tower Records on 7/7 and in Malibu on 7/6. [via]. There are also some low-res candids of Jessica Simpson arriving at LA airport with her bodyguard. [via]

Posted in Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Music, Photos

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Jul 9
'06
Nicole Kidman: the bump is back!


Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban drove their Bentley to Target near Nashville to pick up some sort of cleaning device. Keith went casual in a t-shirt and cargo pants while Nicole looked fresh and lovely in a white sundress and sandals. People thought that the pregnancy rumors could be put to rest when a far-away picture of Nicole in a bikini on her honeymoon came out. Her stomach looked toned and muscular, but if you squint hard enough you can still see a bump. Now she seems even more pregnant in this flowy dress. The wind could just be blowing her dress out, but it looks like she’s pregnant to me.

The Sun quotes a “source” as saying that Nicole has a bump, but their source is probably someone looking at the pictures just like us:

Rumours that newlywed Nicole Kidman is expecting her first biological child gathered strength after she was spotted with a little bump.

A source said that Kidman, who was out walking with her new hubby country singer Keith Urban near their home in Nashville when her bump was spotted, said that the couple did look as if they had some happy news to share with the world.

“It does look like they might have some good news to announce. Nicole looked stunning and definitely had a bump,” The Sun quoted the onlooker, as saying.

Reader Millie says Nicole and Keith go to the gym a lot, but that doesn’t mean that Nicole isn’t pregnant. We’ll keep saying it as we wait for Nicole to really show. She’s supposedly had two miscarriages, so if she’s really pregnant she’ll wait to announce it until she’s much further along.

Posted in Babies, Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman

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Jul 9
'06
“As the World Turns” actor commits suicide

Benjamin Hendrickson, who played cop Hal Munson on “As the World Turns, shot himself this week at his home in Huntington, NY.
(Read more…)

Posted in In Brief

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Jul 9
'06
Mickey Rourke has been in therapy for 9 years

Actor Mickey Rourke turned down roles in Pulp Fiction, Rain Man, and Platoon, lost his home and second wife, Carrie Otis, and suffered a career slump.
(Read more…)

Posted in In Brief

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Jul 10
'06
Robbie Williams treated for sex exhaustion


British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:

But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.

A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.

He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.”

A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.

Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday — although only one of them stayed over.

On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.

I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.

Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.

Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can’t perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

That woman who wrote “I’m a doctor - shag me” on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn’t expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from “Almost Famous” and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars’ penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he’s going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he’s undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I’m not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you’ll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]

Posted in Photos, Robbie Williams, Sex, Weak

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