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Jul 10
'06
Paris Hilton says she’s going to be celibate for a year


In a pledge that she’ll probably forget next week, Paris Hilton confirmed to Britain’s Guardian that she plans on being celibate for an entire year:

We talk about shopping, entrepreneurialism and the future. Hilton had previously said she wanted to be a mother by now, but she recently announced that, after being in relationships for all her adult life, she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

Now, she says, it’s time to take care of business and indulge herself in a few consumables. What’s the most extravagant thing she’s ever bought? “Erm … I just ordered the new Bentley convertible.” How much is that? “I don’t know - I didn’t ask.”

Paris says she makes her own money and deserves to be known for her, uh, fame, rather than her status as an heiress. She also brags about how gracious and sweet she is:

It annoys her, she says, when people suggest she’s got where she has because of her family. But it certainly helped in the early days, didn’t it? “Well …” Her voice momentarily breaks up and goes all Rod Stewart on me. “There’s a lot more to it than that because there are a million other heiresses I’ve heard of who don’t do anything with their lives.” So what makes her special? “There’s nobody else like me. Also, I’m a good person. I treat everybody great. I travel around the world and I’m better to the fans than any single person.” Better than anybody? “Yes.” She smiles beatifically. She often talks of her goodness.

Hilton was brought up a Catholic, and still attends church. “I think a lot of people forget where they came from and treat people bad.” The notion of her forgetting her roots sounds ludicrous, but I think I know what she means - she’s not talking inherited wealth, but achievement. As she says, more than once, “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn’t do anything for that.”

Paris dishes on Nicole in the article, saying that fame has changed her and that it “breaks her heart” while she’s stayed the same, vapid person all along.

Author Naomi Wolf calls Paris a “palette cleanser” and compares her bland sexy-innocent image to white noise:

“The pigeon-toed I’m-a-little-girl thing combined with the deliberate strategic convergence of pornography as entree into superstardom. She’s always smiling, she never says much of anything, she’s totally uncontroversial, she’s managed to create a construct that is completely explicitly sexually available and completely innocent and naive and girlish at the same time. She’s very soothing. It’s like white noise in an over-stimulated environment. Paris Hilton is like a palette cleanser. She’s like, as semiotics would say, an empty signifier, so you can project absolutely anything on to her, which is the perfect situation for branding.”

When told about Wolf’s assessment of her, Paris says she doesn’t know what it means, but that she thinks it’s “nice.”

While some people give Paris credit for her skyrocketing image, I believe her and think she’s just been the same shop-a-holic party-girl all the time.

Of course I don’t believe that she’s going to be celibate for a year, because chances are she said that in a brief two-week lull and will forget all about it when the next hookup presents itself.

Paris is seen in a new photoshoot by Dave Hogan, and posing with her sister, Nicky, on July 8th in LA. She is also shown shopping for prison shorts on July 7th. [via]

Posted in Arrogant, Paris Hilton, Photos, Sex

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Jul 10
'06
Lindsay Lohan linked with another random older guy


Remember the skinny weird guy who played Hugh Grant’s roommate in “Notting Hill?” His name is Rhys Ifans and Lindsay Lohan is supposedly dating him now. That Taco chain owner had got to be relieved:

The ‘Mean Girls’ actress is said to have fallen for the 37-year-old actor - best known for his role as Hugh Grant’s eccentric flatmate Spike in ‘Notting Hill’ - after being introduced to him by her friend Kate Moss.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Falling for Rhys was really the icing on the cake for Lindsay. She already loves hanging out with Kate in London.

“One of the reasons Rhys appealed is that he’s so quirky, bright and refreshing.”

The flame-haired actress is apparently so infatuated with her new love, who is 17 years her senior, that she is planning to splash out on a London property so she can be closer to him.

Lohan, 20, is also keen on buying a pad in the UK capital because she can legally drink in Britain.

The source added: “Lindsay is branded a hellraiser in the US because the legal drinking age is 21.

“So it’s an amazing relief to be in England where things are more liberal. She loves that it’s different here.”

When I was underage I used a lookalike’s driver’s license to drink because I was resourceful like that. I also wasn’t dumb enough to tell guys I liked them or blab about it so they would hear. Lohan said last week “There is a boy I like. I’m sure people will start writing about him soon. He lives in London. It’s so hard!”

Maybe she thought she was clever by not mentioning his name, but now a few guys who live in London are cringing at the thought of Lindsay moving into their city. They probably thought it was just a bit of fun, and now Lindsay’s going to be coming around with hoards of paparrazi to ruin their relatively low-key lifestyle.

Here she is in yet another bikini at a Malibu beach house on July 8th. [via]

Posted in Hookups, Lindsay Lohan, Sluts

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Jul 10
'06
Brandon Routh vs. Christian Bale: no contest


I finally got around to watching “Batman Begins” this weekend. (I have a good excuse for not seeing it sooner since I have a two year-old son.) Christian Bale is incredibly hot, and I loved the movie. It was gritty and quite entertaining. Plus it really was enjoyable to stare at Christian Bale for a couple of hours. It got me thinking about Brandon Routh and how everyone is saying the new Superman is effeminate. Of course I’m not the first one to make the comparison between the new movie superheroes. Christian Bale himself made a reference to Superman in his acceptance speech for “Best Hero” at the MTV Movie awards :

The cast of upcoming summer superhero flick Superman Returns was on stage to present an award for Best Hero. The award naturally went to Christian Bale for his performance as Batman in Batman Begins, and when Bale accepted the award from the hands of Brandon Routh he good-naturedly commented “Sorry Superman, but Batman is the bada**.” He went on to promise the audience there will be more Batman flicks, and called his wife Sibi Blazic “my personal Wonder Woman.”


Superman’s civilian character is a lot dorkier than Batman’s alter ego, which could explain the new Superman’s gay/metrosexual vibe. Clark Kent is a “mild mannered reporter” who grew up in the Midwest (*cough* dork *cough*) while Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy who spent time in a Chinese prison camp.

Christian Bale, 32, has been married to celebrity assistant Sandra/Sibi, Blazic, 36, for six years. They met on the set of “Little Women” where Sandra was Winona Ryder’s personal assistant. They have one child, a daughter born in March, 2005.

Brandon Routh, 26, has been plagued by rumors that he’s gay since he’s so well coiffed and everything, but has a longterm girlfriend, television actress Courtney Ford.

Routh and Bale are each hot in their own way, but my money would be on Batman in a fight. (Which I would pay dearly to see - if they both were naked.)

Note: I wrote this over the weekend and had it saved for a friend to publish for me while I am on vacation the second half of this week. I noticed that this is a hot topic at the JJB board, though, and thought I would publish it sooner. I did think of this myself, although it may not seem entirely original.

Here are pictures from “Batman Begins” and “Superman Returns” as well as some pictures of Routh and his girlfriend at the “Superman Returns” premiere, and Bale at “The New World” after party in January, 2006. [via] and [via]

Posted in Brandon Routh, Christian Bale, Photos, Sexy

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Jul 11
'06
“Vacation” Links


I am going on vacation this week. I’ll be leaving early tomorrow morning and will be back on Monday. Celebitchy will be doing a content share with Celebguru, which basically means that they’ve agreed to let me borrow their content while I’m on vacation. If my friend figures out how to make posts in time, I’ll snag some of their stories and post ‘em here. You could always go to Celebguru for your gossip fix or one of our more productive sister sites, like Mollygood, but it would be nice if you still stopped by to keep us in business.

Here are some links from our favorite sites.

- Kate Hudson in a bikini is better than any crappy movie she appears in [Egotastic]
- Italy wins the world cup and Zinedine Zidane headbutts [The Bastardly]
- Pirates of the Caribbean 2: biggest box office opening ever [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Glamour Shots hamster dance! [Cityrag]
- Pamela Anderson topless again [IDLYITW]
- Baby Kingston Stefani-Rossdale’s first Gucci [Mollygood]
- Did Victoria Beckham get a boob job? [I’m not obsessed]
- Suri exists - on paper that’s highly suspect [Celebguru]
- Too much partying makes Pamela Anderson cranky [Faded Youth]
- Christina Aguilera without red lipstick [Dana’s Dirt]
- Lindsay Lohan to shill for Proactiv? [PopSugar]

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Jul 11
'06
Johnny Depp Photoshoot


While looking for pictures of Johnny Depp, I found this hot recent photoshoot by Matt Sayles:

Actor Johnny Depp poses in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Thursday, June 22, 2006. With the second “Pirates of the Caribbean” picture in theaters July 7 and filming nearly finished on the third, Depp is preparing to say goodbye to his iconic pirate persona, Captain Jack Sparrow.

Depp won’t say which of his characters he identifies with most. Although people have praised his role as Cap’n Jack Sparrow, he says all of his characters are close to his heart. He also says he doesn’t take work just for the money:

“John Waters said he thinks Captain Jack is actually, of all the characters you’ve played, the character closest to you,” Cagle asks, laughing. “Is there, first of all, why would he say something like that, is there any truth to it?”

“I’ll never reveal the truth … I cannot and will not say. No, I think with all the characters, you know, they’re still in there, you know. Ed Wood pops up every now and again,” says Depp. “Captain Jack, certainly. Closest to me? You know, maybe. It’s hard for me to say.”

“After you left television and you were trying to do movies that you were passionate about, was it ever really hard to say ‘no’ to more money or ‘no’ to bigger movies and really follow your heart?” Cagle asks.

“Oh, yeah. definitely,” Depp admits. “There were moments when, you know, sort of, whopper buckets of money were offered, where, you know, even in sort of your purest state you are tempted, you know? There is that temptation. But that’s important to go through. I always figured that if there was gonna be money, you know, if I was able to stick it out, it would come later, you know? So I was patient. I couldn’t do the work for the money. It couldn’t be about that.”

Depp is certainly popular enough to be picky about his roles, and his choices have served him well as an A-list actor. Although Depp won’t admit which of his characters is his favorite, he did make the tattoo of a sparrow he sported as Captain Jack Sparrow permanent and added the caption “Jack.” He says it is in honor of his youngest son, Jack Christopher Depp III, born on April 9, 2002.

Here is Depp looking hot in a T-shirt and fedora. [via]

Posted in Johnny Depp, Photos, Sexy

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Jul 11
'06
Matthew McConaughey photoshoot


I have no idea how recent these are, but they were posted on Hollywood’s Best on June 8th, so they could be recent. They look familiar but I’m not sure. Regardless it never hurt anyone to stare at Matthew McConaughey for a while.

McConaughey recently tried to hit up the paparrazi that were following him for cash. He forgot his wallet while out on a sweaty bike ride with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal and asked the photographers trailing them for $30 for some sandwiches. He ended up with $100, which was enough for lunch for everyone.

I’m off on my vacation, and will feature content from CelebGuru the rest of the week.

Posted in Matthew McConaughey, Photos, Sexy

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Jul 11
'06
Dita Von Teese picture post


Dita Von Teese, the burlesque performer and wife of Marilyn Manson, redeemed herself partially in our eyes by admitting that her boobs are fake.

The burlesque star is proud of her cosmetically enhanced bosom and sees no shame in giving nature a helping hand.

She says, “Why deny it? I’ll always be very open about it. I hate it when people in the public eye aren’t honest about any surgery that they’ve had.”

I was annoyed with Dita a little over a month ago when she was quoted putting down other strippers and acting like hers was the only act in town. Doc pointed out that I have no clue about burlesque, and he was partially right. There’s a difference between stripping and teasing, and in Dita’s case it’s to the tune of millions of dollars that can’t just be stuffed in her panties.

Now she’s admitted to surgery and that’s a step in the non-bullshit direction. She still has much farther to go.

She says her job is “liberating” since she charges tens of thousands of dollars for an appearance, and that she’s a sex symbol to both men and women. She also poo-poos the charges that she’s setting back feminism:

She said: “Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.

“And as many women as men come to my shows. When I started my website in 1993, it was geared towards men. Now it has more female visitors - not necessarily lesbians, just young women interested in my style.”

Dita, 33, who is married to rock star Marilyn Manson, thinks women are interested in her because they want tips on how they can become sexier to please their partners.

She added to Britain’s The Times newspaper: “Most women want to be sex symbols, even if they don’t admit it. Imagine being considered not for your mind but for how you look. Sort of fun, don’t you think?

There’s all sorts of things wrong with that comment, and it could be considered downright nasty, if not ignorant and rude. There’s nothing wrong with being sexy, but that doesn’t mean that should be the only way you’re evaluated in life. If that’s the case then you’re screwed no matter how sexy you are. It’s not fun to be considered a piece of meat or an ornament. She might not have actually said this, though. It’s attributed to The Times, but the quote sounds fake and is reprinted in a source that’s not reliable.

In case you’re a big Dita fan and think I’m being harsh, consider how many pictures I’m posting of her from various photoshoots. In the ladybug one she looks like a tranny. [via]

Posted in Arrogant, Dita Von Teese, Photos, Plastic Surgery

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Jul 12
'06
Was Suri damaged by too many powerful sonograms?


My two-year old son has very weak front teeth with some visible plaque and chipping. It’s not decay and he rarely drinks juice or eats sugary food. My husband and I consulted dentists in Germany and the US and they both said that his teeth never calcified properly while he was in utero and that it was most likely the result of something that happened in the fourth or fifth month of pregnancy when the buds were forming, probably an illness I had.

When I was five months’ pregnant I rushed over to a 3D ultrasound place to learn my baby’s sex a couple of weeks before my OBGyn was able to schedule the regular sonogram. We got a little DVD set to music and phenomenal pictures in which you can really see his features. My husband says there’s nothing to feel guilty about but I keep wondering if that powerful sonogram damaged my son’s budding teeth, and I would never have one again. That’s the only thing I can remember happening during that time of my pregnancy.

Thanks for reading my rambling story, but the moral is that ultrasounds can damage tiny fetuses in unpredictable ways, and there’s almost no way to tell if a birth defect or small change in a baby is due to an ultrasound. Doctors say they’re safe, but are cautious to recommend that they’re used sparingly. I’ve been thinking about the mystery of Suri, and remembered how Tom bought an ultrasound machine and was talking about how much he loved checking out his unborn child. People really criticized him for it at the time:

An ultrasound machine works by sending vibrations into the body and then waiting for them to bounce back. The machine can use information from the echoes to produce a moving image of a fetus. But not all of the energy that goes into the body comes back out—some gets absorbed in the tissues. This can cause cells to heat up, or it can make trapped gas bubble up. Studies of ultrasound in lab animals have shown that heat and bubble formation (or “cavitation”) can damage internal organs.

Few studies of ultrasound have been conducted on the human fetus (for ethical and logistical reasons), and there’s no smoking gun to suggest that the machines are causing harm. We’ve known for a long time that ultrasound heats up human tissue—that’s the rationale for its application in physical therapy. Several experiments conducted overseas have shown an increase in left-handedness (or at least a reduction in right-handedness) among those exposed to prenatal ultrasound, which suggests that the test could have neurological effects…

Is Tom Cruise putting his baby—or his fiancee—at risk? It depends on what kind of machine he’s using, and whether he’s got a trained sonographer to help him out. He may have a machine that doesn’t have the more dangerous high-power settings.

The article goes on to say that cumulative sonograms aren’t necessarily more damaging than individual sonograms.

There are studies showing ultrasounds are relatively safe, and that there is no connection between prenatal ultrasounds and birth defects. These studies are using old technology, though, and Tom undoubtedly had a 3D ultrasound for Katie’s pregnancy:

In addition, [Kjell Salvesen of the University of Trondheim, Norway] notes that the ultrasound machines used in his study [published in The Lancet, showing ultrasounds are not damaging] are now becoming obsolete, with many hospitals relying on higher-energy devices that produce sharper images. “The technology is rapidly developing, and these safety studies will always come 10 years after the devices have been taken into general use,” he says.

No one can say with certainty that the higher-energy ultrasonic devices cannot harm a fetus, says Vorhees. Heat isn’t the only way in which ultrasound might theoretically damage tissues, he adds. Sound waves may cause microscopic bubbles in body fluids to oscillate and sometimes collapse, Vorhees says. Scientists don’t know whether such problems can injure the fetus.

The scientific uncertainty over ultrasound led the Food and Drug Administration to advise against sonograms during pregnancy unless there is a problem such as bleeding, a family history of birth defects, or some other medical reason for the procedure, including advanced maternal age. FDA specifically warns against using ultrasound “frivolously” — simply to watch the baby float in the womb or to learn the baby’s sex.

Now that Suri hasn’t emerged, and her “birth certificate” is highly suspect, one wonders just exactly what is going on. She may not exist, she may be under Scientology house arrest, or she may have a disorder or delay of unknown origin. You know that Cruise got one of those 3D machines because he’s rich as anything and wouldn’t just buy a regular old model. I really suspect that my son’s teeth were damaged by one and wonder if little Suri suffered any ill effects from Tom’s crazy curiosity.


Katie Holmes is quoted in the upcoming Us Weekly saying that “Suri’s doing great!” but some quote from Katie or her publicist isn’t reassuring at this point.

The Toronto Fashion Monitor says that little Suri could be being raised under strict Scientolgy “no noise” conditions, in which little children are shielded from noise coupled with bad experiences because it can create a bad memory they call an “engram.”

Scientologists don’t believe in comforting hurt little children, either. They think that if they stumble and hit their head on a rock, for instance, they should be made to lay their head back on the rock so that the bad energy and pain will flow back into it.

Even if “Suri” or a baby facsimile emerges at this point, I’m never going to believe that she’s the product of Katie and Tom. Something highly suspect is going on, although I hope I’m not right that the baby does exist and is suffering from a defect or illness.

Posted in Babies, Cults, Katie Holmes, Scandals, Tom Cruise, TomKat

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Jul 12
'06
Natalie Portman to Star in Indiana Jones 4


According to the recent buzz around, Natalie Portman has been engaged to star in the forth and final Indiana Jones movie. Natalie would play the role of Indiana Jones’ daughter in the movie. Karen Allen, who played Marion Ravenwood, Indiana Jones’ love interest in Raiders of the Lost Arc will also make a come back with Indiana Jones 4.

After the screening of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, Allen told Indiana Jones fans that she has recently heard that Natalie will play Indy’s daughter. After a few moments, she realized that she should not have revealed it, so she changed the subject quickly.

Via Egotastic

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

Posted in Movies, Natalie Portman

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Jul 12
'06
Jennifer Aniston’s Male Crew Took off Their Shirts for Her


‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston revealed it lately that she was feeling a bit uncomfortable while filming a naked scene in her movie ‘The Break Up’ with her current beau Vince Vaughn. Jen says that she is comfortable with her body and don’t have much problems with being naked but not in front of everybody. She had to walk around naked for an entire day while filming the sex scene.

Her crew really supported her in that. She told Elle magazine that every time she used to come back to her room after a shot, her wardrobe assistants and make-up guys used to take off their shirts.

Is Jen sure that was a supporting gesture? That seems like an inviting signal to me. You never know with guys, as sex takes the topmost place in their mind.

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Movies, Nude

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