I know, just like me you would be in a shock too after seeing Lindsay Lohan in between her guy’s legs, doing…you know what. However, after looking at picture carefully, I realized that it’s a movie shoot.

But I still find it a bit awkward, it might not be a new thing for Lindsay but her mum would land up in a shock if this scene makes it to the screen. Better known as Teen queen, Lindsay seems to be ready to do anything and everything to make it big in the industry. A few months back, she said she would go topless for an Oscar.

Via Popsugar

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

In an interview after her divorce, Jessica Simpson said that she has not dated anybody since she separated from her husband Nick Lachey. Jess has been linked to several guys since then, her ‘Employee of the Month’ co star Dane Cook is one of them. However, Jess says that they are just good friends and nothing else.

Just like thousands of other women across the globe, Jessica also dreams of Brad Pitt. Jess says that he is an ideal eye candy, she thinks Brad Pitt in Fight Club, one can’t get better than this. So is it a matter of concern for Angelina, I don’t think so as Angie is better than Jess in every context.

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

Sexy Lucy Liu has chopped up her hair and I just cant call it for good, and how can anybody wear green shoes with purple dress. Her shocking dress sense has left me stunned but thank god its just for a movie.

She was in Brooklyn, New York filming for her upcoming movie ‘Watching the Detectives‘.

Via People

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

I know all you nasty guys out there might be getting eager to see Britney Spears’ naked pictures. The issue of Harpers Bazaar magazine having her naked pics and interview will hit the newsstands on July 25th.

In the interview, Britney said that she is proud of her husband Kevin Federline who has been working really hard since she was pregnant for the first time. Britney has a ten months old son Sean and is pregnant with another baby.

Britney says that she is very close to her son and he is simply a rocker kid. Brit further added that she was a bit paranoid when she was pregnant with her first baby as everything was new to her but she is enjoying things now. Britney is also planning to get back in shape soon as she is getting desperate to hit the stage and studio again. She plans to do a song with hubby Kevin too.

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

So my friend didn’t figure out how to make posts properly, and neither did the guy who e-mailed all the bloggers saying he was available for help while we were on vacation.

Anyway I’m back from the south of France, which is beautiful and all, but take my advice and don’t use Mapquest to get to your idyllic destination with your surly hosts near Johnny Depp’s house. Stick to the highways because those windy lines on the map are really perilous mountain passes that aren’t meant for anything but arrogant French drivers in tiny Renaults.

Also back is gorgeous helpful Perry, manny to the stars. He was spotted driving Britney to get some fast food. Sean Preston was not in the car, so it must be true that Perry has given up manny duty in favor of his original job as super-hot personal security and arm candy.

We thought Perry was out of the picture when it was reported that Kevin disliked him and said he shouldn’t care for Sean Preston. K-Fed was also said to be enraged that Sean Preston was calling Perry “Da Da” and generally bonding with the father he never had. The baby-Bjorn wearing Naval Academy graduate was said to be on per-diem security duty, which spelled curtains for him in our book, but look - he’s driving Britney to McDonalds!

Britney said in her upcoming Harper’s Bazaar interview that she can’t wait to get back in shape after the birth of her second child in September. She says she’s “going to get really intense with it” so she can prepare to perform again. In that case we hope she had a McDonald’s salad and skipped the fries and soft drink.

Thanks for hanging in there during my brief vacation away from the Internet that followed my one month stay in America, aka shopping heaven.

I would also like to thank Ritu at Celebguru for letting us “borrow” her content during our vacation. I picked Celebguru to pilfer from as I enjoy Ritu’s commentary and think she does a great job of covering the celebrity news and gossip.

Welcome back, Perry, and welcome back Celebitchy.

Pictures from x17online.

No wonder these poor celebrities work their asses off at the gym and plastic surgeon’s office. A little bloat and the Internets and celebrity glossies declare they’re pregnant. Poor Nicole lost her imaginary baby bump in a miscarriage of gossip this week. She was photographed outside her gym with a perfectly flat tummy poking out of her top.

Nicole Kidman joined her new husband, country singer Keith Urban, on the opening night of his North American tour in Ontario, Canada. Kidman did not join her husband on stage, but he made a reference to her, dedicating his song “Making Memories of Us,” to “my lovely bride.” He also told concert-goers that he was “happy to join the married crowd”.

Security at the concert was beefed up after a local radio station said they would pay $75,000 for a picture of the famous newlyweds kissing.

Here is Nicole Kidman with her skinny stomach. [via]

Pepsico tries to show that carbonated sugar water is palatable to all gullible cultures by posing Christina Aguilera in various outfits and hairstyles that would look just as good on International collector Barbies.

Aguilera used to shill for Pepsi’s biggest competitor, Coke, but moved over when they gave her the chance to spend more time in hair and makeup. Her endorsement deal is said to be around $3.7 million:

A more accurate spokesperson for Pepsi would be Rosie O’Donnell. We loved the normal Snapple lady from Long Island. Why can’t Pepsi go the everyperson route and hire an average person who actually consumes their drink? Jared helped Subway boost sales, and a non-celebrity everyman/woman would do the same for Pepsi. Instead some brilliant marketer decided to use Christina Aguilera and make her look even more plastic.

Pictures [via]

X17 online points out that Jennifer Garner’s got a bump on the set of her latest movie, thriller “The Kingdom.” It just looks like an unflattering shirt tucked in where it shouldn’t be, but you can never be sure. We were all over that “Nicole Kidman’s pregnant - now she isn’t” story, and we’ll continue to report the bump watch celebrities. We’re sure to be right once in a while.

Garner has a seven month-old daughter, Violet, with husband Ben Affleck. She may just be having trouble losing the baby weight, although she still looks great. It was reported a few months ago that she was planning on getting naked in her new film, “Sabbatical.” I wonder if that’s true and when it will start filming.

The pictures of Jen on set were supposedly taken on June 30th, and from Jen-Fans.com and are medium resolution. The candids of Jen in a white top are from X17online.com and are low resolution.

- Paris Hilton vows to be celibate for a year. She should be sacrificed to a volcano. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Keira Knightly can’t wait to show her naked, skinny ass to her grandchildren [CelebGuru]
- Angelina Jolie totally stole Jennifer Aniston’s role [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Celebrities like Matt Damon and Penelope Cruz work out to achieve their figures. Go figure. [Mollygood]
- Maria Sharapova upskirt [The Bastardly]
- Pictures from the ESPY awards [Gabsmash]
- Was “Pirates” pirated? [yeeeah]
- After a two year hiatus, Berlin’s Love Parade is back [popbytes]
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together [PopSugar]
- Maury Povich tortures girl who is terrified of pickles, probably sexually harasses her afterwards [The Pretend Pundit]
- Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd died while we were on vacation. It’s surprising that he was alive for so long. [Sadly, No!]
- Kate Hudson to write a book for new moms that feel fat, but why would anyone pay to buy it when there are a million free blogs about it? [Chic Mommy]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt at the CBS 2006 Summer TCA party [Celebrity Mound]
- Fergie was a meth addict, which totally explains her face. [I'm not obsessed]

Header illustration by Grumpy Old Indian Man.

Avril Lavigne wed her fiance of over two years, Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley, in a fairytale setting on a private estate in Montecito, CA on Saturday. She wore a Vera Wang gown with a flowing train and long veil and carried a bouquet of white roses. Her father walked her down the aisle:

Its such a beautiful setting for a wedding and it looks like a lovely event. It’s nice to see the pictures, but unfortunately that means that helicopters were hovering over the ceremony. Hopefully it didn’t detract from the moment for the happy couple or their guests.

Thanks to ALavigne.com.br for the high quality photos. There are some watermarked images at the beginning and end, but most of the photos are decent quality. [via]