Madonna and her husband Guy Richie, who was once a director but became a stay-at-home dad after Madonna’s influence ruined his career, have been plagued by breakup rumors for ages. In mid-May Madonna was seen out without her wedding ring, while Guy decided to take a month-long extreme sports vacation with some of his buddies.

Madonna said in an interview that she felt like a crap mother because she wanted to focus on her career, while her father-in-law speculated that she and Guy would stay together for their kids. Now Madonna has admitted that Guy doesn’t really like her music and is not a fan, and that she really misses being single. In fact she sounds positively wistful for her old life without a family:

Madonna, you’re 48 years old. This is how it is when you have a family. Get over it.

Meanwhile Guy and Madonna are reportedly fighting about schooling for their children. Madonna is dragging them all over the world on her tour, while Guy wants them to stay in England and have some continuity in their education:

Guy has put up with a lot of shit from Madonna over the years, but it sounds like he’s putting his foot down on this one. How much longer do you think these two will last?

Here are Madonna and Guy after her 48th birthday party on August 16th. They look like everything is just fine. [via]

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Header picture from Glitterati.

How does this fool keep getting work? He’s the laughingstock of the Teen Choice Awards, but still manages to get a talking gig on “CSI.” Now comes the news through the Pajiba weekly roundup that K-Fed has landed a three-episode talking part on the HBO series “Entourage”

Like the author of this piece, the “CSI” gig didn’t bother me so much as this news that K-Fed’s going to be featured on “Entourage.” I really, really hope they make fun of him mercilessly, kind of like the way they portrayed Bob Sagat as a scumbag with hookers living at his mansion. It won’t really matter, though, because K-Fed won’t get the joke, and this will just feed his false bravado.

Here’s the reason K-Fed has any job at all other than struggling backup dancer, Britney. She is shown getting coffee on 8/29. It’s nice to see that her mom’s still around. What is up with those high-heeled flip flops she’s wearing? Pictures found at BreatheHeavy.com and taken by X17.

Someone blabbed to Star magazine that they overheard Katie Holmes having a legal-type lunch meeting in which it seemed like she was plotting to leave Tom. Given the vague content of the supposed conversation, however, it’s just as likely that she’s planning on suing someone in Hollywood for reneging on a contract:

In my opinion, Katie saying she wants to teach “him” a lesson means nothing. She really could be talking about some no-good producer who promised her a role.

Everyone wants Katie to leave Tom, and it’s possible that was what this meeting was about, but it really seems like Star is jumping to conclusions. They even show how easily a helicopter could fit into the back of Tom’s estate to whisk Katie and non-existent Suri away.

If Katie was having a “secret” meeting to plan on leaving Tom, would she do it at the popular “Beverly Hills Hotel?” I doubt it. She would whisper to some guy posing as a shoe salesman at Barneys. She wants to file suit for some other boring reason, and we’ll find out what it is soon enough. Of course I hope I’m wrong, though, because that would be good news indeed.

Thanks to popbytes for the Star scans and quote.

George Clooney broke his poor neighbor Teri Hatcher’s fragile heart, and now he’s proven yet again that he takes whatever’s closest at hand by shacking up with Ellen Barkin, who earned a pity role in “Oceans 13″ as Matt Damon’s love interest after getting dumped by her billionaire husband. Yes, that’s right, Clooney’s fucking Ellen Barkin.

That last line about Brad Pitt introducing Barkin to Jolie is pretty much bullshit, you can count on it. The Mirror makes shit up a lot and I would be surprised if that’s true. I buy this Clooney and Ellen Barkin story wholesale, though, because it sounds just like him.

This is not going to last more than a month, ladies, so manage to get yourself within easy ongoing access of Clooney for a while and you too can have a whirlwind affair with the liberal Oscar winner. Just be prepared to get your ass dumped without an explanation after 4-6 weeks. It doesn’t matter how coy you play it, or really how cute or young you are, since Clooney doesn’t seem to give a shit. Just make sure you’re around, and can fit into his schedule for a little while. He’ll go back home to his pot bellied pig afterwards.

In a move that will shock teenyboppers and groupie hopefuls everywhere, pop star Robbie Williams sort-of vows to quit singing in just 18 short months:

Robbie might not be addicted to fame, but he sure loves to have sex with different groupies every night while on tour. He reportedly rivaled Jamie Foxx’s record by having sex with ten different groupies in two days.

It took him just a few minutes to get down to business with one 18 year-old fan. He then took a shower and asked the poor girl to leave:

So when Robbie wonders out loud if he’s addicted to fame, he’s really asking if he’s addicted to sex. He recently admitted that he’s not “fit to marry for another ten years” and defended George Michael by saying that he has trouble keeping it in his pants, too.

Remember that really obvious trout pout Jessica Simpson was sporting late last year? She told Glamour magazine that she has Restalyn injections to enhance her lips, and that she regretted it afterwards:

Jessica’s father may insist her breasts are real, but Awful Plastic Surgery has recent pictures that make ‘em look like fake round balls. Maybe she was well endowed as a teen, but had a little help. The women in her family do love to get new body parts.

The cover of Us Weekly details Jessica’s romance with singer John Mayer, with Jessica supposedly declaring “I’m in love!” How convenient that it coincides with the release of her crappy new album.

Simpson partied with the Jackass crew after the release party for her new album. In the pictures taken of the after party her eyes are all red like she’d either been crying or smoking a lot of weed. [via]

Jessica Simpson and her BFF hairdresser Ken Paves shot an infomercial for their line of hair extensions, Hair Do. Simpson is the only blonde in the room, but you can see her get visibly jealous when Paves styles the fake hair on two different brunettes. She looks a little out of place, like she’s waiting for direction from Paves. You know that skinny guy must have a master plan, and that he cut her hair just a little shorter each time until he could suggest she put some extensions in. Then he buttered her up and asked her to go into business with him. Worked like a charm.

When I saw these pictures, I just wanted to caption them. Two more pages of captioned sets.

Pictures from SweetKisses.net, and you can get Jessica’s extensions online.

Jessica gets jealous

Jess makes Ken a mint

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