Jenna Jameson’s wax replica was unveiled at the Las Vegas branch of Madame Tussauds last week. She is the first adult film star immortalized in wax. The wax version of fan favorite Jenna will “whisper sexy messages” when you rub her tattoos.

It’s appropriate that Jameson’s wax version is shown next to Hugh Hefner. Playboy enterprises bought her “Club Jenna” business for an undisclosed amount in June, 2006.

Jenna Jameson’s husband, adult film producer Jay Grdina, is accused of assault on a strip club dancer. The woman claims she was doing a table dance for him on July 22nd when he grabbed her hair and pushed her down. Dennis Rodman was hanging out with Grdina at the club at the time, but is not said to be involved in the incident. Grdina denies the charges.

Here is Jenna and her wax version. [via]

Britney cleaned up and wore flattering clothing when she was in Vegas last week to support K-Fed’s supposed music career. This weekend she was spotted out shopping with her family while wearing a long printed dress that was somewhat classy-looking. She even had manny Perry in tow, suggesting he was the influence behind her cleaned-up image yet again.

That seems to have been short-lived, however, as Britney was seen out the next day wearing weird low-riding plaid shorts and a too-tight top that exposed her pregnant belly.

X17Online says that Britney was wearing a bathing suit underneath her top, which explains why her boobs look split down the middle. Regardless she’s back to the same ‘ol Britney, at least for a day.

I watched a show on the paparrazi on German TV this weekend. It focused on British paparrazi, and the lengths they go to get an exclusive shot. The pictures that really sell are of celebrities looking like shit with pimples, no makeup, and bad hair. They said that Victoria Beckham is never caught out without makeup on. Britney should take a lesson from Posh and try to be consistent with her cleaned-up look. Maybe that’s why Britney is photographed so much, though. She does make people feel a lot better about themselves.

The thing is, Britney probably thinks this outfit looks good. I mean look at what she wore for her primetime TV interview.

Here are pictures of Britney out on August 4th and 5th. What a difference a day makes. [via]

Britain’s The Mirror is reporting that Gwyenth Paltrow wants plastic surgery to repair her post-baby figure. They claim that she had a talk with friends in which she admitted to not being pleased with her body and asking about surgical options. While I think comparison photographs make it clear that Gwyneth has had plastic surgery on her face, including a nose job and eye lift, I doubt this conversation ever took place. I’ve caught the British tabloids making up shit wholesale (and I’m sure the American rags do it too, the Brits are just more obvious) and this sounds like a fabricated story:

The article goes on to say that Gwyneth confessed that her two year-old daughter, Apple, is jealous of newborn Moses.

It’s possible that one of her friends blabbed about the conversation or that a waiter overheard them, but I think that the Mirror knew that Gwyneth dined with American friends at a particular restaurant and filled in the details. She looks great, but she’s not as thin as she normally is and guessing that she’s not happy with her body isn’t that much of a stretch.

Here are recent pictures of Gwyneth that I read were taken outside of a London gym. Hot Momma Drama asks if she could be pregnant, but it just looks like she’s wearing an unflattering top.

Frances Bean Cobain wore her late dad Kurt’s clothing to an Elle photoshoot that featured rock and roll children in their parent’s attire. She donned the pajama pants he wore when he married crazy Courtney and his trademark brown floppy cardigan:

That’s really touching. I remember when I heard that Kurt Cobain committed suicide, and I was just about to graduate from college. (Yes, I’m old!) We all listened to Nirvana back then and it was such a big deal when Kurt died.

14 year-old Frances seems to be doing well considering she lost her father and her mom has been in and out of rehab. In the interview she says that she enjoys acting and photography, but is really focused on school and wants to “enhance her social life.” Her dream is to become a movie director.

Her mom Courtney Love may be cleaned up now, but she’s not looking good.

Pictures from Celebrity Nation and I’m not obsessed.

Woody Allen’s French nanny was summoned to Colin Farrell’s hotel room for some awkward quickies before the London premiere of “Miami Vice.” She says he’s got a small dick and that he really sucks in bed. He made love to her three times in just an hour and a half. He invited her to the premiere and after party, but she left once she saw that he was getting cosy with Gong Li:

The best part is that she compared him to James Blunt. That’s so nasty that Colin didn’t wear protection!

I would like confirmation that he’s poorly endowed, though. Has anyone seen Colin’s sex video? He’s all covered up in the screencaps. (NSFW)

It sounds like this woman is bitter than Colin didn’t contact her again and hooked up with Gong Li instead. I believe her, though. Colin sounds like a teenager with no staying power. Maybe he’ll be embarassed enough by this story to use a condom and some manners next time.

Here are some candids of Colin taken on 8/3. [via]

Justin Timberlake might not get away from Cameron Diaz so easily. There’s a report that Cameron and Justin have bought a $24 million Hawaiian estate together:

Justin is said to have wanted time off from his three-year relationship with Cameron, and it was rumored that they broke up in late June. He was even said to be dating 23 year-old Lauren Popeil.

Cameron and Justin were seen vacationing together in Hawaii at the end of July, with Cameron hanging all over him, and Justin looking like he would rather be anywhere else. We doubt this is going to last, even if Cameron can convince Justin that a really expensive house is just the thing they need.

Update: Reader Jean saw on E! News that this was a false rumor. Sorry for the misinformation!

Pictures [via]

Poor Tori Spelling and her downtrodden husband, Dean McDermott. Whenever they go to events now they have to network hard so that they can get acting gigs on Lifetime. They look tired and miserable at this benefit for the Much Love animal rescue. Tori was honored for her work as “Much Love [Animal Resue's] most dedicated famous face.” That joke just wrote itself!

She also adopted two “Much Love” rescue dogs. Aww. She doesn’t look pregnant in this dress, as is the rumor now that she’s registered for a bunch of posh baby stuff. Her stomach’s showing and it’s hardly puffing out.

Tori is so poor now that she can’t afford to get her roots dyed.

Pictures [via]

Joe Pesci made an hilarious rap video as his “Wise Guy” character back in 1998. His rapping is so bad it’s good, and it’s set to a looping sample from Blondie’s “Rapture.” The video features slap-happy Naomi Campbell and a blonde model who looks familiar.

This song comes from the album “Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just For You.” The album also features songs capitalizing on his role in “My Cousin Vinny.” Amazon.com has samples.

“Two supermodels, one on each arm. One chick’s brunette, the other one’s blonde. I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds, so I f’ed ‘em up and left them floating in a pond.”

From Flabber.nl via Fark.

- Paris Hilton Crotch Shot #356,004 [BlogNYC]
- Jessica Simpson’s conniving dad, Joe, is auditioning guys to be the next Mr. Jessica Simpson [Pretend Pundit]
- Mischa Barton’s boyfriend looks suspiciously like a guy wanted for murder in the Phoenix area [Bricks and Stones]
- Pink’s video rips off a well known New Zealand artist [popbytes]
- Mariah Carey forgets her pants at home [CelebGuru]
- Victoria Beckham still has short hair [Socialite's Life]
- Hot guys in underwear hit Manhattan for National Underwear Day [Oh La La Paris]
- Star Jones tries to help singles find a date [Juicy News]
- Paris doesn’t want to do “The Simple Life” with Nicole anymore [Glitterati]
- It’s easy to believe that Julia Roberts goes two weeks without washing her hair [Velvet Hot Tub]
- Paris Hilton is still a total liar [The Superficial]
- Fat John Travolta is the real reason J.Lo dropped Dallas [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan takes lime and cigarettes with her water [The Bastardly]
- Lindsay Lohan pedals her way back into the production company’s heart [Mollygood]
- Kiss fans protest outside the Rock and Roll hall of fame. [Agent Bedhead]
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- Who isn’t tired of seeing Jessica Simpson? [Gossipin]

People reports that Mischa Barton was seen out holding hands with a new guy in London recently, which may signify the end of her stormy relationshiop with Whitestarr frontman and all-around suspicious character Cisco Adler.

Mischa has hooked up with Rugby star Mark Robinson, also known as “Sharky” of the Northampton Saints. Robinson is from New Zealand so he’s got to have the sexiest accent:

As Mischa matures, so does her taste in men. Cisco seems like a decent guy, considering how he spoke candidly in her defense when Paris talked trash about her, but he doesn’t seem like he’s in Mischa’s league.

There’s also a report that Mischa snubbed British comic Russell Brand, who was briefly linked with Kate Moss. Brand tried to hit on Barton at a London club recently, but she wasn’t having it.

Barton won’t have much time to spend with her new sportsman this week. She flew into Australia on Sunday to help promote designer David Jones’ summer collection.

Here is Mischa with Mark Robinson, and some photos of her at the airport in Sydney and at David Jones summer collection launch. The first two photos are small, and the rest are high resolution. [via]

Update: I’m not sure Mischa is shown with Mark Robinson, because the guy she’s holding hands with doesn’t look exactly like the pictures I’ve seen of the rugby player. She hooked up with Robinson according to sources, but whether that’s the same guy in the photo with her is up to debate.

Update: The guy she’s holding hands with is her gay hairdresser, but she did supposedly hook up with that
Kiwi rugby player. I work with the information I have at the time, people! It’s like 6 hours later here, so I’m looking at the gossip at 2:00 AM EST. Sometimes it’s fresh, most of the time it’s green and not ripe enough to pick.