Pete Doherty is out of his reportedly successful stint at court-ordered rehab, and the British rags are buzzing that he’s going to marry Kate Moss soon. We’ve heard this story before, with Pete bragging to his mates that he was going to marry Kate during an earlier reconciliation. Kate and Pete were said to be planning a wedding in Ibiza last month when one of Pete’s many drug busts forced the postponement of their nuptuals.

Now comes news that the crazy couple wants to move to America, and are considering buying a place in New Jersey!

Jersey City is hot right now, and Hoboken isn’t bad either. It would be hysterical to see these two settle down in Jersey, and it seems like a great choice for them. Connecticut is also close to New York city, but somehow Jersey seems more fitting.

Here are Kate and Pete at Dublin airport on 9/25. [via]

Six Flags Great America in Illinois is offering people free line-jumping priviledges during their Holloween season viist if they take a bite of a giant hissing Madagascar cochroach. PETA is calling this cruel. Since when did they defend insects?

This is during freaking Halloween season, so it’s not like the lines are long enough to make it worthwhile to take a bite out of one of those nasty giant bugs. You don’t even get in free for eating one.

I was going to include a picture here, but the things are huge - they take up half your hand, and the thought of biting into one really skeeved me out. Here are some pictures of the Madagascar hissing cockroaches.

I would wait in line for three days before you would catch me eating one of those things, but I wouldn’t hesitate to crush one if I was wearing thick enough shoes.

Why is PETA defending bugs now? Sometimes I let spiders free on our balcony instead of smooshing them, but it seems over-the-top to come to the defense of these bugs, and PETA loses some credibility for it, in my opinion.

Six Flags also says they’re trying to find people willing to try to break the live Madagascar cockroach eating record of 36 in one minute. Of course there will be a huge crowd watch. If someone successfully breaks the record they’ll get four season passes with line-jumping status - for one year. That’s a crappy prize, and there’s no word on the consolation prizes for losers.

The whole promotion is pretty disgusting and dumb, but people are going to go for it and Six Flags is getting plenty of free publicity.

Thanks to Fark for linking this.

Lindsay Lohan is said to have asked Starvos Niarchos ahead of time to make out with her in public in a bid to make Harry Morton jealous after he dumped her last week. She supposedly told Starvos that it would also get under Paris’ thin skin:

Lohan needs to get her own life and interests beyond shopping and partying if she wants to keep a man. Men hate the clingy types, and they want a woman who is secure in herself and doesn’t smother them. Lohan is said to have stalked her ex, Wilmer Valderrama, after their breakup in late 2004. It wouldn’t be surprising if she gets all Glen Close on Harry.

x17 claims to have video footage of Lohan and Harry mid-breakup, and from the looks of the guy comforting Lohan, they might be right.

Now she’s pulling high school antics to try to get Harry’s attention again. She even wore a “Team Harry” hat out. That’s so dumb it might be clever.

Here she is outside of Hyde on 9/21. [via] I love that guy behind her trying to look cool by making a kissy face.

Daniel Craig got so fat indulging in the local Czech cuisine while filming “Casino Royale” in Prague that producers hired him a trainer to get him back in Bond-shape for the role.

Craig lost two of his teeth while filming, got prickly heat, admitted he didn’t like guns or speedboats, and had to be schooled on how to play poker because he looked like an idiot in his card-playing scenes.

Movie marketers further messed with Bond’s image by cutting a deal with Ford to feature a Ford Mondeo in the film. They were also forced to make Bond’s trademark Aston Martin an automatic when it came out that Craig couldn’t drive a stick.

Now they’re making Bond’s transformation complete by reaching an endorsement deal with Heineken. Bond’s low-carb vodka martinis are going to be supplemented with the everyman’s drink, beer.

Bond has gone to hell already, so it really doesn’t matter if he starts swilling beer while he’s driving an American car. He could still get naked, which might prove to be the saving grace for this franchise. Now that he’s lost his edge though, do we really care?

Ashlee Simpson had her first performace as Roxie Hart in the “Chicago” musical in London’s West End last night. Celeb-friendly Hello! magazine says it was top notch and that Ashlee delivered the goods in a live performance after getting busted lip synching just last year:

Since undergoing plastic surgery following her Marie Claire interview telling girls to accept their flaws, Ashlee has successfully reinvented herself. Big sister Jessica is in a bit of a slump with poor fashion choices and a high-profile divorce. Maybe Jessica she should get some advice from Ashlee on how to enjoy single life.

Meanwhile the Simpson sister’s controlling father/manager, Joe, is angering the co-producer of a new movie set to star Jessica, “Blonde Ambition.” “Malcolm in the Middle” star Justin Berfield is said to be annoyed with Simpson’s controlling ways, which may threaten the future of the film.

Here is Ashlee after her performance last night. [via]

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, were photographed with their cute three-month old baby, Isabella. This is the first picture I’ve seen of Isabella and she’s an adorable baby. Matt looks great with those glasses on.

Luciana and Matt enjoyed a rare date night out at club Hyde a couple of weeks ago. I posted at the time that said that Matt was so good at his craft that it’s hard to tell when he’s acting.

That turned out to be ironic in light of the video of Matt freaking out for getting snubbed on the Jimmy Kimmel show. I was initially fooled by the video, and a lot of readers ripped on me for believing that Matt was genuinely pissed. 66% of the over 450 people who voted said he was just acting, showing that he really is good at his job.

Picture [via]

In a classy ever-so-subtle dig at the harpie he’s divorcing, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney has dedicated his new album to the memory of his dear wife, Linda, who succumbed to breast cancer in 1998. He held a press conference for his new classical album, Ecce Cor Meum (Behold My Heart). He spoke of how he poured his pain into the new album and used it as a way to work though his sadness. He ended the press conference good-naturedly when a reporter asked about his divorce:

Paul had such a bond with Linda, and it’s sad and bittersweet that he is dedicating this album to her.

There was a report that Heather Mills was banned from a supermarket this weekend after being recognized for shoplifting there as a teenager, but that was undoubtedly a story made up by the British press, who are now free to make fun of her openly. (I may not believe that story, but I do think she was a high-paid hooker in the 80s. NSFW)

Heather and Paul’s divorce is said to be moving along amicably, with people speculating she could receive up to 200 million of his 800 million pound fortune as a settlement. Paul and Heather did not have a prenuptual agreement.

Thanks to Best Week Ever for the header picture of Paul showing us his real worth.

- Lohan the man-eating party panda [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lindsay, Stavros, Paris, and boy Paris should all just have an orgy and get it over with. [Mollygood]
- Star Jones is just so overwhelmed and is suing everyone for saying her formerly gay husband, Al Reynolds, is still gay [TMZ]
- Bobby Brown wanted a new car for his appearance on a reality show. If only he would have settled for a used car, he could have been paid [NY Daily News]
- “Laguna Beach’s” Jason Wahler was arrested for the second time this month, this time for assaulting a tow truck driver. He was in the company of a lingerie model. [US Magazine]
- Someone should bring back Claire Danes and Jared Leto in “My So-Called Life.” They can grow up, we just want them back [Celebritology]
- Bush and Musharraf share fashion tips [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Pictures of unbelievable Celebrity homes. [Sky Showbiz]
- Jessica Alba wants bigger boobs [The Bastardly]
- Anne Heche’s new fall TV series on ABC, “Men in trees,” looks to be decent, while CBS’ “Jericho” does not [Pajiba]
- Ralph Lauren’s studio is overrun with biting, itching bed bugs. ewww [Jossip]
- Russell Crowe is not going to play Steve Irwin in a movie about the crocodile hunter’s life [The Dark Hat]
- Jack Osbourne wishes Kate Moss would have done more with him than just make out, but he wasn’t badass enough [Agent Bedhead]
- George Clooney is not going to run for office, while Oprah realizes that suing people for encouraging her to get into politics is bad PR. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Guess who’s back on Grey’s Anatomy? (Spoiler) [ICYDK]
- Jessica Simpson’s makeup makes her look dead [Best Week Ever]
- Celebrity see-through collection [Cityrag]
- Drunken Stepfather interviews a DJ photographed with Lindsay Lohan [Drunken Stepfather]
- Melissa Joan Hart and her son, Mason [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Mandy Moore is average-cute [Hollywood Tuna]
- Simon Cowell’s 80 year-old mom was hit by a car and might need a hip replacement [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Steven Tyler has Hep-C [Hollywood Rag]

In an interview on Larry King Live last night, Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer and self-proclaimed lover, Howard K. Stern, revealed that he thinks he’s the father of Anna’s baby. Papparazo Larry Birkhead also claims to be the father of the baby, and said he went to early doctor’s visits with Anna and was made to believe that the baby is his. I don’t think that Stern is the father and I’ll get into the reasons why in another post.

What interested me is the fact that Anna Nicole named her daughter “Danilynne” after her tragically departed son, Danielle, and his nickname for her as a child, Lynne. News reports have the name listed as “Dannie Lyne Hope,” with Hope being her middle name, but the CNN transcript of the interview lists it several times as one word: “Danilynne.” Stern states that “Danilynne” is her first name, not just “Dani”:

Anna famously asked Britney Spears to be her friend a few months ago in a video message on her subscription-access website. While she was six month’s pregnant she said, “If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you. I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time.”

There was a report right before Britney Spears was due that claimed that Britney was having a girl she wanted to name “Jailynn,” also after members of her family. Some people thought it was a great name, while others pointed out that it had “Jail” in it, and sounded kind of silly.

Was Anna inspired by Britney to name her daughter “Danilynne?” It’s possible, but it’s also common to name a child after family members. The added “Lynne” built into the name just makes it seem a little close for coincidence considering that Anna Nicole asked Britney to be her friend.

Last night in an interview on “Larry King Live,” Howard K. Stern claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn baby. I don’t think he’s telling the truth and here’s why: