Jude Law, Sienna Miller, and Sienna’s mother, (who some commentors on the JJB board think looks like Fergie) attended the opening of the Metropolitan Opera in New York last night. Sienna’s fake hair seemed almost natural, and although her dress didn’t fit quite right she looked surprisingly good. Does this mean that Jude and Sienna are back together this week? Probably, but I stopped caring long ago.

Sky Showbiz notes that Jude and Sienna were careful not to be photographed together, and posed with Sienna’s mother in between them. It doesn’t seem like they’re being that sneaky to me if they all went out together and were willingly photographed.

Sienna’s performance as Andy Warhol’s muse Edie Sedgwick in “Factory Girl” is said to be Oscar worthy and could help cement the 24 year-old’s acting career:

We’ll see what happens for Sienna. It’s going to be an interesting Oscar season if both Sienna Miller and Ben Affleck are nominated.

The lovely Liv Tyler has signed to play in a new indie film along with Diane Keaton and Dax Shepard, called “Smother.”

It is also rumored that Tyler will star in a film to be shot in Mexico next year called “The Bad and The Avon.” She is said to be playing opposite Bollywood star John Abraham.

Liv has said that she loves being with her son, Milo, and that she focuses on him rather than worrying about being super-thin for Hollywood.

Here is Liv at the airport with her son, who will be two in December. She looks gorgeous and her son is so cute!

Hunky Prince William, 24, is in training to join his brother Harry’s unit in the British Cavalry. He went through a difficult endurance test with other cadets on Monday in which he walked 8 miles with a rifle and a backpack weighing 50 pounds. He did so well that’s he’s a contender for the top cadet award, to be given out when he completes his course:

Second in line to the throne behind his father, Prince Charles, William is being groomed for a life of public service. On 9/19 he visited the hospital nursery where his mother Diana did charity work, and charmed parents and staff alike:

Here is Prince William at St. Mary’s Hospital with little Sina Naru. [via]

Dustin Diamond, who played the annoying character Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” stars in an amateur sex tape and is seen getting it on with two ladies at once. The tape is currently being marketed to distributors including Larry Flynt and Vivid adult video.

Diamond either doesn’t care or is in on it. He works as a stand-up comic and his manager says the publicity should help his client:

I hadn’t heard of a “Dirty Sanchez” before, and believe me that you are better off not knowing what it is, but here’s the definition on Wikipedia.

Screech famously bragged to Howard Stern in June that he was “ten inches flaccid,” so if that’s true he’s probably thrilled that the video is out. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a cut of the profits. He resorted to selling T-Shirts online this summer to be able to pay for his house after the property value skyrocketed and he could no longer afford the mortgage.

Diamond also got some press in August when he was nearly robbed of his Playstation portable video games by an unknown woman who broke into his hotel room. She maced him and asked for money, and once she went for his precious video games he really got mad and was able to hold her down until police arrived.

Even if this video hits the net I am going to resist the urge to watch it. I didn’t think anything could skeeve me out more than the thought of eating a giant cockroach, but now I know what a “Dirty Sanchez” is.

Update: As Agent Bedhead points out, the title of the porn flick is “Saved by the Smell,” which I’ve finally realized is a reference to the bizarre “Dirty Sanchez” sex practice. Please someone help me to stop thinking about this.

Every day it seems like something new comes out to explain Lohan’s constant partying and sluttish ways. Someone at the jail where Lindsay Lohan’s dad is an inmate sent an anonymous letter to the NY Daily News detailing how obnoxious Michael Lohan is:

That’s not surprising, but wait - didn’t Lohan’s dad find God in jail? Doesn’t he know that bragging about sleeping with his daughters stunt double isn’t Christian?

If Michael was talking about banging Lindsay Lohan’s stunt double in “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” it was Darlene Ava Williams and although her promotional pictures are gorgeous, she is looking really beat lately, as seen in the picture above.

Michael Lohan recently sent a rambling missive to his daughter through British rag The Sun, telling her that he holds her blameless for all the bad press about her, and that she needs to put her faith in God, too.

Update: I’ve been thinking about this post, and I feel bad for bashing the stunt double. Darlene Ava Williams is an average person working in Hollywood who had the bad sense to give it up to Michael Lohan. She’s perfectly decent looking and it’s not fair to call her beat. My apologies to her, she’s probably not a millionaire and doesn’t deserve the ire usually reserved for high profile celebrities.

Also, this may not be the stunt double Lohan’s dad was referring to, I’m just making an educated guess. Carry on.

Here’s Diane Keaton walking around barefoot and talking on the phone while picking her nose and examing it. She doesn’t seem to eat it, though, as Brooke Shields was busted doing just a couple of weeks ago.

Cindy Crawford was also photographed picking her nose, and I saw some candids of Michele Williams rolling one out a couple of months ago.

This is rather pointless, I know, and we all need to get rid of boogers somehow. Maybe it’s because I have a kid, but I usually have one of those mini packs of Kleenex on me.

Pictures from Gossip Rocks.

US Weekly reports that six-toed Kate Hudson is about to file for divorce from her husband of six years, Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson. She announced her split in mid-August, and some speculated that the couple would reconcile after they were photographed together with their two year-old son, Ryder, since the news of their breakup came out.

Kate has since vacationed in Hawaii with her “You, Me and Dupree” co-star Owen Wilson and was spotted out at dinner with him this weekend.

Owen has vehemently denied being responsible for Hudson’s breakup, but it looks like he might be the impetus for the divorce. An insider tells US that Kate is about to file:

We’ll have to wait just a little while to see if this is true. Given the couple’s split and Kate and Owen’s new romance, it seems likely.

Janet Jackson claims she gained 60 pounds to play in the movie “Tennesee,” and that when the role fell through all she was left with was the weight. She said the only time she was comfortable was when she was laying down, but that her boyfriend Jermaine Dupree made her feel good about herself and that their sex life never suffered.

It turns out that a love of fried food may be responsible for Janet’s weight gain, and not a movie role. Fox News claims that the part never required Jackson to gain weight:

[via Gossip Rocks]

Well, it was a good excuse and it doesn’t really matter now because Janet is back to her fit, half-dressed self on the cover of every magazine. It’s amazing how fast she shaped up, but it must not be good for her health to yo-yo like that.

In related news, Janet gives out sex toys to her backup dancers. Janet has admitted that she’s a fan of the “rabbit,” the multi-purpose vibrator made famous by “Sex and the City,” and now says that she makes sure to spread the joy to those closest to her:

Too much information, Janet.

- Jude Law’s mediocre movie career is not 2 be, but he’ll continue to draw laughs by appearing naked on the stage [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- You can see the little grains of uh, acne medicine, up Kate Moss’ nose [Mollygood]
- The only religion we follow: Celebritology [Celebritology]
- A pop culture movie mix tape with the best of your favorite songs [Pajiba]
- It’s clear who’s hogging the treadmill at the Cruise-Holmes estate [I'm Not Obsessed]
- PETA crashes the Robert Cavalli fashion show [Gabsmash]
- The Claymates really are sheeple [ICYDK]
- All the toddler parents are going to be fighting over Tickle Me Elmo Extreme this holiday season [Metadish]
- Jessica Simpson’s e-mail to creepy papa Joe [The Chic Mommy]
- Joe Simpson wants to beat up Bam Margera [Pop on the Pop]
- Kate Beckinsale in a bikini [Wampoon]
- What the hell is Gwen Stefani wearing? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Martha Stewart wants to cook with Eminem [Glamour]
- Anna Nicole’s ex, Larry Birkhead says “bring on the DNA test, bitches!” [US Weekly]
- Christina Ricci’s titty tattoo [yeeeah]
- Paris is officially charged with DUI [PopSugar]
- RUN DMC rapper Joseph Simmons and his wife lost their newborn tragically while MTV was filming their reality series [Bricks and Stones]
- Fugly fashion trends [CityRag]
- Chris Klein says Suri Cruise really does look like her cuckolded father [Socialite's Life]
- High res photos of Jessica Biel kissing a girl in the bushes. [IDLYITW]
- Avril Lavigne hawks a loogie at the paparrazi [TMZ]
- Is Kelly Ripa a MILF or is she a little scary? [Bastardly]
- The president of Kazakhstan is spending $40 million to make a movie countering Borat’s stereotype of the country [Best Week Ever]
- Steve Irwin’s widow Terri will never show the footage of his untimely death [Celebrific]
- Blame Rachel Zoe for all those anorexic poorly-dressed starlets [LA.com]

I know this is my second Liv Tyler post today, but she’s just so likable that I want to hug her every time I see her picture, kind of like Jennifer Garner or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Here she is at the opening night of the Metropolitan Opera hobnobbing with Naomi Watts, David Bowie, and his wife Iman. She was also photographed with with an opera-type guy that I need some help identifying designer Zac Posen.

I love these pictures of Liv as she just exudes enthusiasm. I once saw her kiss David Bowie’s hand when she met him on David Letterman. She was just showing her respect, and it came off as innocent and reverential.

Celebrities were in attendance at the opening night of The Met, where they watched a riveting performance of “Madame Butterfly”:

I’ll use this occasion to tell the story of the time my husband took me to the Metropolitan Opera. It was just two weeks after we started dating, and he had tickets to see a six hour long German opera, “The Meistersinger of Nuernberg,” with his parents. He took me along and we played footsies the whole time. I mean, the opera was beautiful and all but it could have easily been two hours instead of six. There were two intermissions it was so long. After sitting through that I can easily take on a four hour opera, so maybe he was just breaking me in.