Lindsay Lohan left a handbag worth over $6,000 unguarded on a luggage trolley at the airport in London. Unsurprisingly, someone swiped it. What’s worse for Lindsay is that it was said to contain jewelry worth more than $1 million. Do you think her new big ‘ol diamond engagement ring was in there?

Yeah, Lindsay must need to take some swigs off that inhaler after polishing off a pack of cigarettes.

Do you know why they specify that it’s an orange Birkin? Because Lindsay has a blue Birkin too, and you can see her with it as she shuffles through her stuff in the trunk of the car.

I would say that’s sad for Lindsay and all, but after seeing those pictures of her sprawled out on a bare mattress surrounded by luxury goods, you can tell she doesn’t take care of her things. She supposedly spent over a $1 million on clothing and accessories last year without even trying to get comped stuff like other celebrities. Maybe this will teach her to take better care of her expensive stuff. She’s living fast and flashy now, but if her career tanks she could be hitting eBay to pay the bills just like Tori and Christina.

Update Lindsay’s purse has been found, and was turned in by a concerned citizen. No word yet if her panties and jewelry were in there.

Both TMZ and RadarOnline claim to have the exclusive that Jessica Simpson’s publicist got axed for trying to make a mountain out of makeout session. Rob Shuter, Jessica and Ashlee’s publicist, got fired for spreading the fake news that Jessica and John Mayer were a major item just in time for the release of her latest album:

For his part, Mayer is doing his best to distance himself from the whole non-affair. He is said to have called Jessica “desperate.” He also gave a bizarre interview to Rolling Stone, in which he got high in front of the reporter, said he’d like to see a couple have sex in person, and called his penis “Dominican” because it had such a great batting record.

If you can sit through five nauseating minutes of Ben Affleck pawing a giddy French Canadian reporter you’ve got a stronger stomach than I do:

It was Sunday morning supposedly, so maybe he had a mimosa or two or he could be on some kind of prescription medicine. This interview is from 2004, so he wasn’t cheating on anyone yet and was probably high on life after narrowly escaping J.Lo’s clutches.

Thanks to Defamer for this gem of a find.

I’ve been a web designer for nearly 10 years. (Yes, I’m older than 30 but not much.) When I saw the new redesign at the US Weekly website, I thought “Holy crap the designer used yeeeah! for inspiration and sure didn’t change much.,” Yeeeah’s signature look is unmistakable. It looks like US Weekly’s designer used the same core design elements: fuschia accent color and diagonal black-striped bar, and just reversed the header so it wouldn’t be too much of a copy. It’s way too close for coincidence.

Someone at Us Weekly needs to have a serious discussion with their design team. It’s possible that an executive or marketing person said “You know, we really like this yeeeah! site, can you do something like this for us?” You think they could come up with a unique design or pick a site to copy that’s not in the same realm so the ripoff is harder to spot.

I was going to add an “h” to the title, but figured everyone already knew that she was a whiner. People know she’s a wino too, as Gwyneth was spotted no less than two times imbibing in public during the late stages of her pregnancy with little Mortimer Moses. She now says she enjoys a little quiet time in her garden at night with a glass of Pinot Noir, the stuff made famous by the movie “Sideways”. There’s nothing wrong with that, and I’m just trying to spin it into something more controversial because there’s not a lot of news about Gwyneth, so don’t flame me:

Gwyneth was also spotted out taking surfing lessons of all things while on the beach in Cornwall near her in-laws place:

Here she is outside her North London gym. A commentor on Lime-Light, where I found the pictures, notes that it’s the same gym Madonna goes to. Gwyneth looks great, her hair is gorgeous and there’s nothing wrong with a little wine. Hell I only have one kid and I enjoy imbibing in, uh, moderation.

Summer may be over, but Nicole Richie is in denial. She was spotted out buying yet another bikini to hang on her skeletal frame while cavorting for the paparrazi at the beach. Nicole revealed in an interview on the Tyra Banks show that it bothers her that the paparrazi want to photograph her eating and wearing bikinis, but she obviously gives ‘em what they want:

Richie can wear weird scarves around her neck while at the beach, but it must be too much trouble to put on a shirt over her bikini if she hates being photographed so much.

Nicole’s father, pop singer Lionel Richie, recently told a Swedish newspaper that he took Nicole to a doctor to get evaluated for anorexia, and that the doctor’s conclusion was that she was losing weight due to stress, not an eating disorder.

Most of us gain weight due to stress, because a nice piece of chocolate really calms the nerves, but what do I know about Hollywood?

Lionel also said that he worries for Nicole’s safety because of the hoards of paparrazi that follow her everywhere.

Here is Nicole shopping and looking um… polished and beautiful. Hopefully she’ll be too filled out to fit into that bikini next year. [via]

The Beckhams are in Venice to promote their new fragrance line. In a press conference interview they denied that Victoria is pregnant, but made no secret that they’d like another child and would like to try for a girl. David said that Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, is gorgeous and after seeing her pictures it makes him want a girl even more. Victoria said that she’d like to get pregnant again when the time is right, most likely next year

Victoria looked casually elegant in an off the shoulder Miu Miu dress, while David coordinated in a matching cap and a slightly darker vest thrown over an untucked shirt and jeans.

Pictures [via]

Tom and Katie were spotted out to lunch with Katie’s mom at the Polo Lounge restaurant at the Beverly Hills Hotel yesterday. Speculation was rampant that they were planning their wedding, and now that the pictures of Suri have been released they have reason to celebrate.

Katie looks really happy to be out with her mom, and it looks like lunch went well. These two might actually get married, but I would be surprised if it happened anytime within the next few months. Tom might be waiting for Katie’s indoctrination to be complete, and perhaps for good reason. I believe the “conspiracy theories” about Suri because something’s not quite right with this picture.

I wonder where Katie’s dad was? Katie’s dad is said to dislike Tom, but it’s hard to tell what he thinks since a lot of quotes attributed to him are simply fabricated.

Pictures from KatieHolmes.com via JJB.

Oh Paris! Here’s a recap of the latest news about her thrilling DUI arrest.

Clueless “Nip/Tuck” star Kelly Carlson places the blame on Christopher Reeve for the horseriding accident that left him paralyzed. She could have left the beloved recently departed actor out of her lecture on how to best ride a horse, but instead she decided to bring him up, knowing she would invite controversy and publicity:

Just because you know horses doesn’t mean that Christopher Reeve had it coming! The best drivers get in accidents, and any number of things can go wrong. What a stupid, arrogant thing to say. She didn’t just say he probably did something wrong, she went and explained his mistake in detail as if she was there and saw it all. Even on the off chance that she’s right there’s no reason to bring it up and what good does it do! I hope this woman’s career completely tanks now. Now that it’s on Page Six, you know that she’s going to release a rambling statement completely backtracking on everything she said and claiming it was taken out of context.

Christopher Reeve and his wife Dana, who worked tirelessly for his charity until her death, are both departed. They leave behind a teenage son who is said to be under Robin Williams’ guardianship. (I hope he’s ok now that Williams is in rehab.)