Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern’s drug den in the Bahamas is rented, and they haven’t paid anything for it, so the owner might evict them. What’s more is that he’s also rumored to be the father of Anna’s baby. Who isn’t?

Meanwhile add Anna’s half-sister, Donna Hogan, to the list of relatives that are trashing her. Her sister says she’s a “freaking waste of a human being” for waiting so long to bury her son but managing to get married and sell the pictures in the very long interim. By the way, her sister is also publishing a tell-all book about Anna that will come out next month.

Among the revelations in the book is Donna’s suggestion that Anna’s long-dead husband, billionaire J. Howard Marshall, could be the father of Dannielynn because Anna “always talked of freezing [Howard's] sperm”

According to Hogan, Smith “doesn’t even know who the father of her children is,” and suggests that her newborn’s father could be her late husband, millionaire J. Howard Marshall, because Smith “always talked of freezing the old man’s sperm.”

Last week, an attorney for Anna said she would not submit Dan-nielynn to a DNA test demanded by ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead, who believes he, not her lawyer Howard K. Stern, is the daddy.

Anna’s own mother said just last week that Daniel’s death was suspicious and that Howard K. Stern should be investigated.

Paris has had it with the tabloids chasing her in the United States, so she’s packing up and moving to India. Well, no, not really, but she is planning to visit India next year to help her friend, Anand Jon, do an ad campaign for his clothing line.

The hotel heiress has reportedly agreed to star in a clothing campaign to be shot in the country next year, despite her being dissed by Indian officials over the summer who banned her debut music video for “Stars Are Blind” due to its strong sexual connotations.

Anand Jon, the American-born, Indian fashion designer, told the Times of India that the 25-year-old Simple Life star will serve as the face of his eponymous clothing line, which specializes in high-end evening wear.

“Who could be better than Paris—the ultimate It girl—to present my designs?” he said. “Paris is a very close friend of mine. We have known each other for a long time. So, when I told her about this visit, she was pretty excited. For her, India is the land of exotica and beauty. In fact, her response was ‘I finally get to visit the exotic!’ “

Bless. Paris will finally have a chance to “visit the exotic” and wear that beaded chiffon kurti she showed off from her closet in Simple Life 4. Also, I’m feeling for Paris here. I didn’t know her video Stars are Blind was banned in India for being too sexually provocative. I’ve seen raunchier Indian music videos that scandalize me on a daily basis via Indian satellite TV. I think most Indian music videos outwhore the videos played in the U.S. If you want to know what I’m talking about, check out this music video starring India’s top video “It” girl, Rakhi Sawant. If this can pass the censors, Paris should be able to as well.

The feeds are finally fixed. Thanks for your patience if you read the site in a feed reader. I had no idea what I was doing, but tinkered around enough so that the full posts are visible through the feeds.

Update: There were some issues overnight with pages appearing blank. This was due to a buggy Wordpress plugin and has been fixed.

This seems to be a good place to announce the new “Halloween” design of the site. To change the site to darker colors, simply choose Halloween view under Change Cele|bitchy’s Design in the top right column. You can switch back to the lighter design by choosing the Everyday view link. If you guys like the changes I’ll try and make cheesy versions for every Holiday.

Thanks to Squidfingers design for the cool skull and crossbones background, and for Cele|bitchy’s everyday background.

- Clones of Bones: Terror on the Beach [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Nicole Richie upskirt saved by underwear. [Egotastic]
- The Zone diet overview [Celeb Diet]
- Paris Hilton practices for her next job as stripper [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Paris Hilton impersonator spams her myspace friends [The Dark Hat]
- Paris Hilton is dating Criss Angel. Why can’t he make her disappear? [Hot Momma Drama]
- Wait - no that’s wrong, Paris Hilton is dating James Neate [Mollygood]
- Hasbeen Adrianne Curry Returns from the Dead! [Bastardly]
- You too can own a toast potrait of Jude Law for just $4,000 [Agent Bedhead]
- Micheal J. Fox pleads for stem cell research [Haute Gossip]
- Madonna and Jennifer Aniston splurge on baby clothes [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Omarosa and her new boobs. Size 38WTF [Fatback and Collards]
- George Michael thinks he’s such a rebel for smoking a joint [CelebSlam]
- Marie Antoinette succeeds in making you relate to Kirsten Dunst [Pajiba]
- Cat on a treadmill [CityRag]
- Lindsay Lohan almost had another car accident [IDLYITW]
- Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are probably not real, but that’s not terribly interesting compared to all the other crap she has going on [Hollywood Tuna]
- Cameron Diaz begins her yearly transformation into the Hollywood witch [Metadish]
- Jane Wyatt, the mother on “Father Knows Best,” died at 96. [Gabsmash]
- Is that T.R. Knight’s boyfriend? [Oh La La Paris]
- iPod Karaoke [OMG Blog]
- Peter Sarsgaard looks like he’s shoplifting his new baby [Notorious F.A.G.]
- Tori Spelling’s baby bump [I'm Not Obsessed]
- This isn’t the first time Isaiah Washington kicked someone’s ass on set [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are still together [PopSugar]
- Sheryl Crow to make an album all about her boobs [Junkiness]
- Brad Pitt shoots a commercial in Pune. [Faded Youth]
- Erica Durance shows workout poses [Popoholic]
- K-Fed to star in a hip-hop musical [DListed]
- Jennifer Garner always looks cute [ICYDK]

Anna Nicole Smith was indeed served eviction papers by yet another man who could potentially be Dannielynne’s father, as we reported yesterday.

It turns out that Anna was banging a guy in Florida at the same time she got sperminated by the most likely candidate, paparrazi photographer Larry Birkhead. The other guy was a wealthy old real estate developer, and true to form Anna tried to pin the pregnancy on him since he has more cash and she’s still waiting for the over half a billion she thinks she’s owed for being married to a 89 year-old man for just over a year.

The other guy, Gaither Ben Thompson, told Anna that there’s no way he could be the father of her baby since he’s had a vasectomy. Anna was forced to admit to him that the baby was Birkhead’s:

Sources say in May of this year, Anna Nicole contacted Thompson to say that he was the father of her soon-to-be-born baby girl. It’s especially interesting because we’re told that Anna Nicole had contacted people familiar with Thompson inquiring about his wealth. That’s when Thompson dropped a bombshell — that it was impossible for him to father a baby because he had already had a vasectomy. Days later, sources say Anna Nicole confessed to Thompson that Larry Birkhead was the father. Birkhead, an entertainment photographer who had a relationship with Anna Nicole, has filed legal papers in Los Angeles to establish paternity.

What’s more, Anna was hanging out with her creepy lawyer, Howard K. Stern, down in Florida at the same time she was screwing Thompson. This lends credence to Larry Birkhead’s claim that Howard is just Anna’s buddy and methadone supplier and there’s no way he’s the father of her newborn.

The house worth $1 million where Anna is staying in the Bahamas, and upon which her residency depends since she claims to be a homeowner, is owned by Thompson.

Thompson gave her the house in August because he felt sorry for her and expected to be paid back. Indeed, Anna seems to have netted enough from photo ops to be able to afford mortgage payments, but Thompson says she hasn’t given him anything and has to get out by October 31st.

If Anna gets deported to the states because she no longer has a house in the Bahamas she could be legally forced to get paternity testing due to Larry Birkhead’s lawsuit. Anna and Howard claim the baby is Howard’s due to “timing,” but have refused to submit to any DNA tests. Anna and Howard did not show up for a meeting in the Bahamas with Birkhead’s lawyer on Monday, making it seem like they’re avoiding the paternity issue at all costs.

The complexity of Anna’s situation is probably completely lost to her, but at least the methadone is taking the edge off. She took 39 days to bury her son Daniel after he died of a drug interaction in her hospital room. She wailed unconsolably at the funeral, and asked the funeral director if she could take her dead son’s corpse home for a warm bath.

It’s hard to imagine how the Anna Nicole Smith saga could get any more Shakespearean. (Unless Daniel was the father of her baby, Howard was really a woman, and all of them go to jail. That sounds like a fitting outcome.)

You may have seen this already as it’s received a quarter of a million views on YouTube, but here are the first four minutes of the Borat Movie. Yeah, it’s nothing for Kazakhstan to get upset over.

The Borat Movie is out on November 3rd.

Jennifer Aniston acted on Broadway for the first time yesterday in the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays on Broadway benefit, with proceeds to go toward arts education for needy NY city children. She joined Rosie Perez, Nia Vardalos, Anna Paquin and Liev Schrieber in lending her time and talent to the project, which involved six 10-minute plays written and performed within a day.

Actors had to bring their own props and clothing, and Aniston brought along a chef’s jacket. Her coworkers for the day praised her professionalism. Her quick performance as a single woman who has trouble dating was said to be quite convincing.

This is Aniston’s first well publicized charity stint. She quipped during a press conference this summer that “No, I’m not interested in any of that” when asked if she was curious about the war in Iraq or environmental causes, concluding “I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.” Some people praised her self-depricating humor while others noted that it was quite revealing of Aniston’s true nature.

Last week the former Friends star purchased a $15 million home in LA right next to Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s house. It was designed in the 1970s by architect Hal Levitt and is being rebuilt. As you can see in the gallery it’s a stunning modern mansion. Aniston has been renting a two bedroom house on the beach in Malibu this summer. It is thought that she paid upwards of $30,000 a month rent.

Here are pictures of Aniston’s new home and some candids of her out in NY on 10/19. [via] and [via]

Ryan Phillipe says that he likes to spend time away from his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, because she nags the shit out of him, but that he loves and misses his children dearly. At least that’s what I read between the lines of his recent interview:

Flags of Our Fathers star Ryan Phillippe hasn’t worked with wife Reese Witherspoon since 1999’s Cruel Intentions (they met on set), but, he says, it’s better that way.

“Sometimes I think it’s a little cleaner to, at least at this stage in our lives, keep that stuff separate,” he tells Interview magazine in its new issue. “I’d never write anything off completely, but I just feel like there’s something to be said for the individuality and mystery of doing things on your own.”

Phillippe, 32, says he’ll never get used to working away from Witherspoon and their kids Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3. “That’s a difficulty that I don’t know if I will ever totally come to terms with. But I think I commit sometimes even further to a role because it leaves me less time to think about those things that make me feel sad, like not being around my children.”

Immersing himself in his role, he says, serves as “a shield or a protective blanket that keeps me from having to deal with the reality. If I can’t see my kids, and I’m in another time zone, I really have to live and eat and breathe the work around the clock, because that keeps me sane.”

Asked if he distances himself from Witherspoon when they talk on the phone, he says, “At times, yes. But because she does the same work, she completely understands.”

The couple makes sure that if one parent is making a movie, the other will remain at home with the kids. “That’s one of the ways we keep the balance,” Phillippe says.

But, he admits, “There are obstacles in every family. … It’s never going to be perfect – you just try to do the best you can and to create a life that is positive and full for them.”

Of course he’s being quite reserved and is probably following Reese’s lead of revealing just enough information that it’s interesting, but not particularly telling. That seems to be the best way to conduct yourself when you’re a celebrity. Reese must have laid into him after he admitted to Rolling Stone that his life’s dream is to smoke pot and lay on the beach all day. That’s a far cry from the loving, thoughtful father he comes off as here. Those Rolling Stone journalists must make celebrities feel like they want to party.

Reese and Ryan were said to be having trouble at the premiere of Flags of our Fathers, because a paparrazo overheard them arguing and they looked kind of pissed off at each other in photos taken at the time.

Uma Thurman looks gorgeous at last night’s Whitney Museum Fall gala. Other stars that were said to be planning to attend were Shirley MacLaine, Michelle Williams, Ivanka Trump, and Regis Philbin. I can’t quite see her companion’s face, but he does look like her long term boyfriend, hotel owner Andre Balazs. These two were said to be broken up in the Spring, but were spotted together out and about and on vacation right after Uma’s people announced their split.

Uma’s ex, suffering emo actor Ethan Hawke, has said that he was wracked with so much guilt after splitting with the gorgeous mother of his two children that he lost 50 pounds. She seems to be doing great, though.

Pictures from SuperiorPics.

You may have already seen these pictures of Mischa Barton wearing a sack-like shirt as a dress with her butt hanging out, but these are the higher res versions and they’re rather amusing. The self-proclaimed lover of hippy fashion also loves hippies and can’t seem to part with Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler. Somehow that seems to explain her poor fashion choices.

She must realize that this dress doesn’t cover her ass and she’s hanging her head like she’s ashamed of it. Hopefully she got this thing comped by some haughty designer and didn’t pay good money for it like Lohan is said to do for her garbage bag aparrel. The little 3/4 length hanging sleeve coat and purple velvet headband really add something to the outfit.

Pictures [via] and taken by X17.

Everyone is quite sick with bad colds at my place, including me. I took some sudafed and am kind of loopy. I’ll try to gossip but it might not be too coherent. The site was buggy again yesterday, but I think I finally fixed it.

- Sutton Pierce Federline never existed. Britney deserves a lot of credit for hiding the tot’s identity for so long. [Celebslam]
- Jayden James is the new Suri Cruise [Socialite's Life]
- Tom and Katie set a date [Mollygood]
- Is Katie Holmes going back to work? [Glitterati]
- Brad Pitt and baby Shiloh look like twins. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Brad Pitt had sex with a hooker at one point years ago, but Angelina Jolie had sex with everyone, so what does she care? [IDLYITW]
- What the hell is Tea Leoni wearing? [Bastardly]
- Arrivals at the Hollywood Film Festival 10th Annual Awards in Beverly Hills [Gabsmash]
- Madonna’s H&M ads are getting replaced. What a shame. [popbytes]
- Madge using Oprah to help her kidnap African babies [metadish]
- Will Oprah help absolve Madonna of her crimes against humanity? Probably, but it’s not fair. [Celebritology]
- Madonna’s half-orphan’s godfather is already more involved in his life than Guy Ritche [Best Week Ever]
- George Clooney spotted in Italy [Celebrific]
- Horrible Halloween costumes [CityRag]
- Top-earning dead celebrities [Agent Bedhead]
- Lisa Rinna is Large Marge from the Pee Wee Herman movie [yeeeah]
- Eric Bana and Terrence Howard to star in BTK movie. [ICYDK]
- Robbie Williams angers disabled groups [DListed]
- Jake Gyllenhaal’s buldge [Oh La La Paris]
- “Flags of our Fathers” is good, but lacks something [Pajiba]
- Exercise Guidelines Every Pregnant Woman Should Read [Celeb Diet]
- John Legend Interview By: Just Jared & Very Vera [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Snoop Dogg tried to sneak a gun collapsable metal baton on an airplane, said it was just a prop for a movie [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Remember Paris Hilton’s celibacy ban? Neither does she. [Celeb News Wire]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Better Off With Women [Hollywood Tuna]
- Scary Michael Jackson pumpkin [Haute Gossip]
- Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane pictures [Derek Hail]