- Sharon Stone and Jared Leto dating? Hahaha [ICYDK]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal did have a little girl named Ramona yesterday, and she had her the good old fashioned natural way. You go Maggie! [Us Weekly]
- Best Week Ever has the first picture of Ramona Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard [BWE]
- Is TomKat moving to Virginia? [Celebritology]
- John Paul Gaultier thinks obese models are the solution to too-skinny models, but he just doesn’t get it [Agent Bedhead]
- Anna Nicole has been addicted to methadone for three years [Wizbang Pop]
- Representative Mark Foley could get sent to prison thanks to laws he helped passed about exploiting children online [Metadish]
- Rosie makes excellent points about gun control while Elizabeth Hasselcrack squeaks about the freedom to randomly shoot people [DListed]
- Preview of Madonna’s “Jump” video, in which she wears that bob cut wig we all made fun of [Hollywood Rag]
- Papa Joe Simpson got in a fender bender [IDLYITW]
- Kylie Minogue has turned into a fashion victim [The Bastardly]
- Mel Gibson is drinking again [Socialite's Life]
- Tom Cruise is concerned about Katie Holmes’ weight, but he should be more worried about his own. [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Is Brody Jenner tired of Nicole Richie’s bones? [Pop on the Pop]
- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen look like they’re playing dress up [Mollygood]
- Pictures Surface From The Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler Fight [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Alex Trebek does the jerky robot [Wampoon]
- Aishwarya Rai finally wears the lipstick named after her, Aishwarya beige, and it’s not that flattering [Chic Mommy]
- Now there are Bon Jovi action figures to mutilate [yeeeah]
- Katie Holmes has lunch with a wedding planner, or just makes it look like it [Mollygood]
- Scarlet Johansson thinks a lot of celebrities do charity for publicity, but not her of course [ecorazzi]
- Lindsay Lohan’s chin looks like a 50 year olds [Egotastic]
- Mischa Barton is sad that Nicole Richie no longer returns her phone calls. [Celebrity Nation]
- Corey Feldspar Feldman and Corey Haim to be reunited in a reality TV show that’s sure to be a trainwreck. [TMZ]
- Pictures of Pink performing [Gabsmash]
- Tori Spelling confirms that she’s pregnant [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- There’s so much drama in Anna Nicole Smith’s life. Now would be the time that the studio should release that straight-to-DVD film she made with WWE star Chyna. [Celeb News Wire]

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Katie Holmes was spotted out at a high-profile lunch with what many people assume was a wedding planner this Tuesday. The woman gestured as she spoke at length, and from the expressions Katie is making she seems to be talking about something important. X17 has a video of the lunch, and there were clearly plenty of photographers on hand to capture the moment.

Katie has lost all of her baby weight and then some, sparking people to speculate that Tom somehow made her shape up quickly. There was a report that Tom was “very concerned” about her weight, but I call bullshit on this story. It’s an old rumor based on false stories earlier in the year that Tom was overseeing Katie’s fitness plan from Buff Brides. As I mentioned at that time, I e-mailed with the owner of Buff Brides and she assured me that Katie was not working with her personally and that all quotes from here were fabricated, as was reported at the time.

Tom and Katie are said to be on “PR Offensive” since they released pictures of Suri in Vanity Fair. They’ve gone to several of Isabella’s soccer matches and have taken care to be seen out at dinner. Suri certainly has never been seen out with them - not even in a stroller, so I’m still saying there’s something strange going on there, even if the baby is being kept at home for religious reasons.

A wedding would be the next logical step for Tom and Katie. They’ve managed to raise themselves in the public estimation by getting out a lot more, and a fairytale wedding would do wonders for their image.

Whatever motivated Katie to shape up, she looks great. Let’s hope she’s not too influenced by her friend Victoria Beckham’s waif-thin look. Katie is said to be jetting off to Paris to attend fashion week with Victoria this weekend. Earlier reports that Katie was slated to play Posh in a movie about her life were false.

Here are the pictures of Katie’s day out, courtesy of KatieHolmes.com

Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner’s relationship seems to have gone the way of other young celebrity summer romances. They haven’t been photographed together in some time, and Brody was spotted going to a club with Lauren Conrad on Monday.

X17 has a story about how Nicole Richie ended it with Brody Jenner yesterday morning. The surprising part is not that Nicole and Brody are over, but that Nicole is said to have met up with Paris at the Beverly Hills hotel, and to have hung out with her at Nicole’s dad’s house for nearly two hours afterwards:

Nicole has said repeatedly that she didn’t do anything to offend Paris, but that she’s not interested in reuniting with her, and that they’re just two different people now. Paris has said that she’s “not going to get into details,” but that “Nicole knows what she did.” It was rumored that Nicole screened a copy of Paris’ sex tape, “One Night in Paris” to friends at a party, but Nicole has denied that ever happened.

Did the news of Paris’ fight with Shanna Moakler coupled with her heartache over breaking up with Brody cause Nicole to reach out to Paris? Mischa Barton has said that Nicole isn’t returning her calls and is acting rather “fickle” after they spent a lot of time together earlier in the summer. Maybe Nicole is ready to mend fences with Paris.

Paris has been seen hanging out with Kim Kardashian, and I haven’t noticed photos of her lately with her old friend Caroline D’Amore. She could be ready to welcome Nicole back too.

In June Paris said that she got nostalgic for her friendship with Nicole after looking at baby pictures of the two of them together. In an interview on “Regis and Kelly” she said “You know I love Nicole and I’ve known her twenty years.”

“I’ve looked at baby pictures, it makes me sad but she’s, you know, we’re going through something right now and we’ll make up one day.”

Just a week ago there was a video out that was supposed to show footage of Paris and Nicole chatting on the phone, but people weren’t sure if it was a put-on.

It’s possible the X17 is trying to be funny by claiming that Nicole and Paris reuinted, but if so I didn’t get the joke and there’s not much commentary to go along with this timeline.

I would love to see these two together again. I’m kind of sick of each of them separately, but if they became friends again there might be some fun stories and pictures. We’ll see what happens.

When I saw these pictures of Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern’s wedding I kind of cringed a little. Anna looks strung out and greasy faced, especially in the picture of her holding her baby. The whole thing seems like a ridiculous stunt considering that she had a baby and her son died just three weeks ago.

The accompanying article is a fluff piece about how great the fake wedding was and how Anna’s been coping with the tragedy of losing her son after supplying him with methadone.

When asked why they had the stupid ceremony in the first place, a different one of Anna’s lawyers claimed they needed the “adrenaline rush.” It looks like the cash for the pictures was a bigger motivation.

Larry Birkhead has filed suit at an LA courthouse claiming paternity of Anna Nicole’s newborn Dannielynn. In statements given to the press, he insists that Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern are just friends, that there’s no way Stern is the father of Anna’s baby, and that Stern was often hanging around the house when he visited Anna. He also claims that Anna miscarried an earlier baby she conceived with him.

These pictures destroyed any shred of sympathy I had left for Anna. I wish her well and I hope her baby gets the care it needs, but she and Howard need to be questioned and put on trial to determine their role in Daniel’s death.

Photos from People Magazine. There is also one picture from Splash News Online of Larry Birkhead arriving at court to file paternity papers.

In the October 2006 issue of Allure magazine, Jessica Simpson proclaimed that the way to her heart was through accepting her father, Creepy Pa Joe.

When asked by the interviewer if she thought her father’s overarching role in her life contributed to the end of her marriage, and if any man could compete with her father, Jessica simply had this to say:

“I think any man who is intimidated by that
relationship, I don’t want to be with.”

She further went on to say that she’s not the type of girl who sleeps around.

Whoah, Ken Paves’ hairspray seems to have permanently killed the brain cells in poor Jessica’s head. How this girl goes from talking about her father, to being a tease, and then going gaga for cock is just crazy.

Does she really think we are going to believe she is sleeping with her clothes on next to John Mayer? Also, does Creepy Pa Joe approve of her relationship with John? Because if he doesn’t, John’s going be out of Jessica’s life faster than you can say “Lachey”.

Yesterday I moved the site to an entirely new dedicated server at a company that’s nice to their customers, has an actual tech support phone number, and doesn’t treat you like you’re stupid for asking why your expensive server is down half the day.

This was not a simple feat, and I did not have to time to do much more than scramble. So here are the gossip links a bit late. Let me know if anything isn’t working right. Some of the characters in the quoted text are looking strange, and I will fix that shortly. I worked hard to try to preserve all your comments during the move, but the site was bounced around between two different servers before finally settling here so if you left a comment and it’s gone now I’m sorry about that.

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- What the hell are Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Tim Allen, and John Travolta doing getting naked together? [Socialite's Life]
- Lindsay Lohan is looking really beat lately [Mollygood]
- Lindsay Lohan probably didn’t hook up with Keanu Reeves [The Trixie]
- Rosie O’Donnell declares war on heterosexuality by appearing in a sex scene on Nip/Tuck [Agent Bedhead]
- Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham in Paris. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham looking like fierce 1950s lesbians. [DListed]
- Rehashing the “Lost” season opener (Spoiler alert) [Celebritology]
- Sienna Miller says “we’re f*cking animals.” Is she talking about herself and Jude Law? Because everyone agrees . [Celebrity Nation]
- Jude Law and Sienna Miller are wasted [Egotastic]
- Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar [Celebguru]
- Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s romance still circling the drain [Celeb News Wire]
- Nick Carter thinks with his man parts [Glitterati]
- Paris Hilton tries to bring leg warmers back [Haute Gossip]
- Ryder Hudson-Robinson rides a horse [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Jessica Biel working out. Maybe she should wear pink next time so we know the pictures are new. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Republicans are blaming Clinton for the fact the representative Foley’s pedophilia was ignored for so long [Metadish]
- Hello! magazine to have a spread on celebrity philanthropists like Brangelina [ecorazzi]
- Kevin Federline harasses the paparrazi [ICYDK]
- Jessica Simpson in a see-through top [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Jessica Simpson is Ashton Kutcher in drag [CityRag]
- Jessica Simpson looks like Edward Scissorhands [IDLYITW]
- Beverly Hills 90210 flashback. [Wampoon]
- Do Eliza Dushku’s droopy eyes make her fug? [Bastardly]
- Prince tries to convert strippers to his Jehovas Witness cult [yeeeah]
- Janet Jackson looks like a half-dressed alien [Gallery of the Absurd]

While her husband relaxes with a good spliff (not that there’s anything wrong with that,) Reese prefers to get all bendy and new age doing yoga. (And if her husband’s into it maybe she enjoys a toke afterwards, as commentor Viv wonders.)

I’ve done my share of yoga, but I’m not into that bikram stuff where it’s all hot and unbearable. My aunt swears by it, but I can only stand the sauna for ten minutes so I’m not sure how I would tolerate doing poses under those conditions. Salma Hayek told a story on David Letterman’s show about how she tried to do Bikram yoga and was grossed out by other people’s sweat dripping from the ceiling. (Yes that’s random, but I can’t bring myself to just publish pictures without including some kind of news, so forgive me.)

Yoga-loving Reese is set to star in a new movie with Jake Gyllenhaal, a Middle East political thriller called “Rendition.” It starts filming in November.

Pictures from Hollywood’s Best.

Sharon Stone doesn’t look half bad without makeup. She seems kind of crazy wandering around this home furnishing store brandishing a pair of scissors and talking loudly on the phone. You know she’s the kind of person who makes sure everyone hears her bullshit conversation.

She probably called the paparrazi and let them know where she would be because you rarely see indoor pictures of celebrities, and Sharon’s been showing up at the Ivy and trying to get her picture taken all around town. Instead of making out with a holy wall in Israel or telling young girls to give blowjobs, Sharon decided not to wear makeup in order to get her picture published this time. That seems like a less annoying, more effective strategy and we’ll take the bait.

Pictures [via]

In what sounds like one of those nightmares where you realize that you signed up for a class you never went to and are about to miss the final, Brad Pitt says he got antsy to start his acting career just as he was due to graduate college, and said “fuck it” and drove off to LA:

That takes a lot of nerve, but there’s more to that story I’m sure. You don’t just drop out of college a week before you graduate when you’re doing well in your classes or if you even gave it some effort. It doesn’t matter now, though. There are plenty of success stories starring people who did poorly in school, never went, or dropped out. Just look at the president of the US - ok, don’t look or listen to him for that matter, and it’s a better story.

Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard to work on the burgeoning Microsoft. Angelina Jolie took night classes at New York University in theater, but I can’t find out much more and I doubt she got a degree. Paris Hilton only has a GED, which should surprise no one.

Stay in school, students, but if you’re good looking, really smart, and/or ballsy you may as well drop out and follow your dreams. (Or, let’s be realistic, you could win the lottery, because that’s slightly more likely statistically than reaching Brad’s level of success.)

There’s an excellent interview with Brad, in which he says he wants a whole team full of kids, and talks candidly about his love of flying and activism, available at Gossip Rocks, and published originally in the Phillipine Inquirer.

Here’s some random classic Brad Pitt photos, thanks to Simply Brad. Check out those piercing blue eyes.

Whoever decided to get Dita Von Teese and Scarlet Johansson together in this erotic photoshoot was a genius. I can’t stand Dita because she thinks she’s better than everyone else, but Scarlet looking dom is quite sexy, and even with that bad attitude you can’t deny that Dita looks good. The cigarette was an unnecessary addition, but the rest of the props are good enough to make up for it.

Dita and Scarlet appear in this sexy spread in in Flaunt magazine, and I’m not sure yet who took the pictures. Once higher-res versions come out, I’ll update this post. Please let there be a video too.

Pictures from Hollywood Gossip Whores via JJB.