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Oct 9
'06
Jessica Simpson and Faith Hill: separated at birth


When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson out with her dog and bodyguard after an MTV Total Request Live appearance, I was struck by how much she looks like Faith Hill with her hair like that. She could do a lot worse than to look like the gorgeous country singer.

The way Jessica is kissing and cuddling this dog it looks like she’s ready for motherhood. It’s a cute puppy and that’s sweet that she’s bringing it around with her. I can’t say anything nice about her ugly shit-brown boots so I’ll quit describing them in such unflattering terms.

“Employee of the Month” is a boring, trite film by almost every critic’s estimation. It came in fourth at the box office, pulling in $11.8 million in its opening weekend. That’s not a great take, but seems to be decent considering that it only cost $12 million to make.

Pictures were taken on 10/4 and are from Lime-light.

(I’m not tagging the header image and I actually came up with this, so link back if you want to use it.)

Posted in Faith Hill, Jessica Simpson, Photos, Separated at birth

Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
Oct 9
'06
Katie Holmes and Kate Bosworth in Paris


Katie Holmes and Kate Bosworth were photographed with ornery old fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld at his VIP party at Paris Fashion week on 10/6. Kate Bosworth is the perfect clothes rack, and Katie Holmes looks like she’s shrugged off the religious brainwashing in favor of the soothing balm of consumerism.

Katie was seen shopping for shoes and purses at Christian Louboutin earlier that day, and even looked at a frilly pink coat for little Suri. Speaking of little Suri, she hasn’t been seen outside the house at any point during her supposed six months on this earth. Nary a baby carriage, carrier or accessory has been photographed, and although we have that great spread in Vanity Fair it seems a bit thin considering there’s no candid evidence of the tyke apart from those creepy helicopter pictures that came out. Yes, I always mention this, but isn’t it a bit suspect? Work with me on this.

Katie is in Paris with Victoria Beckham, and has been seen out on the town with her in various fashion-forward outfits.

While Katie’s away there are soccer moms trying to get newly-chub Tom Cruise to play. X17 shows evidence of a blonde hottie flirting with Tom at one of Isabella’s soccer games and touching his arm.

Posted in Fashion, Kate Bosworth, Katie Holmes, Parties, Photos, Shopping

Written by Celebitchy         10 Comments »
Oct 9
'06
What happened to Jennifer Lopez?


Jennifer Lopez’s makeup looks simply awful. That shade of green eyeshadow is hideous and coupled with that bleeding pale-pink lipstick and shiny skin she just looks bad. Wouldn’t you wipe off your face and reapply your own makeup if a colorblind makeup artist did that to you?

Lopez is being sued for $35,000 for not paying for flights she and husband Marc Anthony chartered. Maybe she’s trying to show how poor she is by wearing bad drug store makeup.

She is seen at the Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles 2nd Noche de Ninos Gala on 10/8. [via]

Posted in Gross, Hair, J.Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Makeup, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         18 Comments »
Oct 9
'06
Jennifer Garner, her beat up twin and baby Violet


Jennifer Garner was photographed on the set of her film “The Kingdom” in Phoenix, AZ with her body double. She took a break from filming the violent dirty scene to comfort ten month-old baby Violet and show her off to the crew. I’m just kidding with the image caption above, it’s obvious by the look on Violet’s face that she considers her mother’s lookalike a stranger.

x17, the photo agency who took the pictures, reports that Ben has been up to no good while his wife Jennifer is off filming. Maybe some good drunken photos of him partying in Cambridge with the coeds will come out soon.

Pictures from Jen-Fans.org

Posted in Babies, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Movies, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         7 Comments »
Oct 9
'06
“Jack Nicholson is a dirty old man” Links


- Jack Nicholson is like his character in “Something’s Gotta Give,” except he likes ‘em younger and his resulting injuries are more serious [Celebrific]
- Jack Nicholson admits trying to hit on Nicole Kidman at the 2006 Academy Awards [The Shallow End]
- It’s official Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have faux-reunited [Best Week Ever]
- Bloated Vince Vaughn and cute Kevin Spacey are BFF. Or maybe they just talked to each other at a party. [Mollygood]
- ‘Lil Kim close up is frightening [Bastardly]
- More pictures of Brangelina and Maddox’s rickshaw ride [Chic Mommy]
- In case you missed it, give some love to Grumpy Old Indian man for his excellent illustration, Naked Nude Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Helper monkey denied access to restaurant with woman who suffers from social phobia [White Trash Palace]
- Rock out to some classic Beastie Boys on your Monday [Agent Bedhead]
- Celebrity Hair Photoshop [I'm Not Obsessed]
- If you still care, Pete Doherty has called off his Babyshambles tour and is in rehab again [Junkiness]
- Kate Moss and Pete Doherty want a crack baby [DListed]
- Kate Moss and Pete Doerty set a date for their wedding [Glitterati]
- Johnny Depp was at that hospital benefit night where Jennifer Lopez was looking fug [ICYDK]
- Shirtless Orlando Bloom in “Kingdom of Heaven” [Parliamentary Mime]
- Madonna adoption rumors continue [Hollywood Rag]
- Lesbians want Penelope Cruz to be gay. Don’t we all [Hollyscoop]
- Rose McGowan is scary thin. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Amber Tamblyn nipple slip pictures [Egotastic]
- Tom Cruise gets hit on by a soccer mom [PopSugar]
- More proof that Paris loves the herb [Haute Gossip]
- David Beckham and his son, Brooklyn [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Victoria Beckham has low self esteem [Celebguru]
- Pictures of Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern, and Larry Birkhead all happily hanging out together before Anna took off with Howard [Spank Cheeks]
- Why is Anna Nicole Smith bribing the Bahamian government to approve her citizenship ASAP? [A Socialite's Life]

Posted in Links

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Oct 10
'06
Horse steroids and ADD drugs are keeping Hollywood super thin


Hollywood’s pseudo elite are following the dangerously thin trend by popping an animal steroid outlawed by the FDA for use in feed and show animals. Clenbuterol works like the banned substance ephedrine by raising the body’s resting metabolic rate and burning fat. It’s not illegal for human consumption and is easily obtained online. European meat contaminated with Clenbuterol made over a hundred people sick enough to need hospitalization for symptoms including increased heart rate, tremors, headache, nausea, fever, and chills. If that’s what some tainted meat does to people imagine how injesting the real thing fucks up your body:

Legal only for use in horses - [Clenbuterol] was developed as an equine asthma treatment - its use in professional sport is banned in Europe and the U.S.

But possession and purchase for private use isn’t illegal and ‘clen’, as it’s known, is frighteningly easy to buy over the internet. It was first used by bodybuilders who discovered it can burn fat while increasing muscle mass.

“It’s a long-acting agent that increases the body’s temperature and heart rate, which helps burn fat, even when the user is not exercising,” says John McVeigh, an expert in substance use.

The reason behind its ability to build muscle, though, isn’t fully understood. “It’s not been tested on humans - this is an animal vaccine,” says Harrison Pope, a Harvard psychiatrist who has been researching bodybuilding drugs since the Eighties.

“Most of the data available is veterinary, and it reveals a lot of bad reactions in rats. After taking the drug, their hearts started to stiffen. So it seems safe to predict that clenbuterol in high doses when taken by humans increases the risk of strokes and heart arrhythmia.”

But despite the dizziness and palpitations, the ladies who don’t lunch are getting it from their trainers, who sell it as a ’safe’ alternative to steroids. “In looks-obsessed LA, the appeal of this drug to women is obvious,” says Professor Charles Yesalis, head of sports science at Pensylvannia State University.

“It’s short-sighted, but they see it as a quick fix to get the lean, toned physique popularised by actresses and models.” Brooke Hailey, of LA’s New Directions Eating Disorder Center, agrees. “I see more and more patients with bundles of disordered behaviours: overexercising, over-zealous exclusion of certain foods, the use of anti-anxiety medicines to curb the appetite - it’s the culture and it’s very, very accepted.” Adderall is a drug that’s finding its way into the cocktail mix of cocaine, smoking, dieting and purging that many actresses rely on to curb their hunger.

Years ago I took ephedrine for a day and I couldn’t stand how hot and jittery it made me feel. If this stuff is stronger the effect must be intolerable.

Remember when Nicole Richie fainted while shopping at Kitson and adamently refused something to eat? Richie’s stylist, the pencil-thin Rachel Zoe, denies supplying her clients with diet pills or drugs, saying she’s “too much of a control freak” to take them. There are rumors around Hollywood to the contrary, but if she is telling the truth at the very least she sets a bad example with her own emaciated figure.

The article goes to cite use of the ADD drug Adderall as another quick-fix way to stop eating and get that coveted skeletal look. Women just go to their doctor and claim to have trouble focusing in order to score a prescription.

I lost 20 pounds in two months by eating right and exercising. It was a matter of finding the right formula to use for eating right and working out. My goal was to get to a size six, though, not look like a skeleton. This is an attainable goal if you set your mind to it. Six years ago I got fit quickly on Body for Life, and this year I lost my stubborn baby weight on Best Shape of your Life. (Body for Life is a great program, but you have to work out every day. For Best Shape of your Life you only workout 2-3 times a week. With each you eat small meals six times a day, and both programs feature workouts that take less than 45 minutes.)

Pills and supplements are quick fix catch-22s that can cause long-term life-threatening health problems. Unless you’re willing to sell your precious health to the devil, the only way to lose weight is through a sensible diet and exercise program and there are plenty out there that work.

There’s more at work than simple weight loss with these poor women, though. Victoria Beckham recently said that she thinks she looks terrible naked. Body dysmorphic disorder is a serious mental problem in which someone has a distorted perception of their body and obsesses about it to the point of doing themselves harm. If her tiny body will never satisfy Victoria, she’ll never lose enough weight to be happy with herself.

Posted in Drugs, Photos, Weight Loss

Written by Celebitchy         16 Comments »
Oct 10
'06
Kirsten Dunst to quit acting and go to art school


In what sounds like an item from our Celebrity Futures wish list, Kirsten Dunst has vowed to quit acting and go to art school in order to widen her horizons:

The SPIDER-MAN stunner, who got her first starring role at the age of 11, says she wants more from life than fame and money.

Right now I want to go to art school,” says Kirsten, whose mother ran an art gallery.

It’s important to do other things. I’m not the type of actress who likes to do movie after movie after movie. It doesn’t feel like you have much of a life. You’re just taking on a new identity in a way.”

That’s great for Kirsten and I won’t make fun of the tiny snaggle-toothed actress for once. If she follows through on this pledge she’ll be setting a great example for young people about what’s important in life. It’s more fulfilling more to focus on one’s education and go after a goal than to get wasted and go out every night. (*cough* Lohan *cough*)

66 year-old “West Wing” actor Martin Sheen has made a life change and is currently studying English literature, philosophy and theology at the National University of Ireland in Galway.

Natalie Portman is another actress who values education. She was a straight-A student at Harvard University and graduated in 2003 with a psychology major.

Here’s Kirsten at Sony Global Marketing Partners at the end of September. [via]

Posted in Education, Kirsten Dunst, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
Oct 10
'06
Brad and Angelina have yet to make good on Namibia donation promises


Brad and Angelina must be too busy fighting off the paparrazi to make sure the checks get sent out to the needy African country they exploited for their prenatal privacy needs.

Radar Online reports that almost none of the donations they promised to needy Namibian charities have been received. They promised $315,000 but have only squeezed out a mere $15,000 to the hospital and preschool they pledged to help. What’s more, they didn’t really do their homework and stiffed a nearby school that could have thrived off a pittance from the famous couple.

Back in June, to commemorate baby Shiloh’s entrance into the world, the Jolie-Pitts pledged $315,000 to a local pre-school and the maternity wards at the Swakopmund and Walvis Bay hospitals.

While a $15,000 cash pledge was reportedly given to the Democratic Resettlement Community pre-school before the duo retreated to Malibu, when the UK morning gabfest GMTV arrived in September to film a short spot on the couple’s Namibian love-fest, they found administrators who felt the couple had failed to make good on their promised largesse.

A source connected with the shoot confirmed that the Headmistress of the DRC school was visibly upset off-camera, and claimed her students had been abandoned by the high-profile humanitarians. “Either they have a really shoddy accountant, or they are promising things in the moment that they have no intention of delivering. The children at this school have been left waiting for money that has never arrived,” says the source.

Robert Myres, a spokesman for the Mondesa Youth Organization, a local charity untouched by the couple’s munificence, says, “It is not clear to me if [the DRC School] received the money or not, but I can say that if they did, it is not apparent. The pre-school looks exactly as it has since it was built a few years ago—there has been no apparent upgrades or additions to the facility.”

Perhaps inevitably, the Jolie-Pitt’s generous promises of cash have left a number of local organizations confused about their intentions and frustrated by the seemingly arbitrary nature of the pledges. “I did find it ironic that Angelina had her baby two blocks from our facilities and did not at least look into the Mondesa Youth Organization before deciding where to donate.

Brangelina can’t be blamed for being preoccupied with Shiloh’s birth and not donating to every local charity, but it’s rather suspect that barely any of the money they promised has been received.

They threw that big press conference and made a public pledge to give over a quarter of a million dollars to the hospital and preschool in Swakopmund, and the people there are left waiting for help they sorely need.

We figured out that the bill to rent out The Burning Shore lodge where Brangelina holed up for a three month stay was nearly a quarter of a million dollars. They were able to shell out that kind of money for their own comfort, but can’t be bothered to follow up on the needs of others.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Cheap, Good Causes

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Oct 10
'06
Nicole and Paris conduct PR make-up campaign


Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton have famously buried the hatchet with a public visit to a Hollywood steakhouse. We reported last week that Nicole and Paris met up at Nicole’s dad’s house, and now they’ve made sure to let the whole world know they’re friends again by stepping out together.

The Simple Life costars arrived together Sunday night at Dan Tana’s Steakhouse, a West Hollywood eatery that just happened to be rife with paparazzi to chronicle their every reunited move.

Hilton drove the duo to the restaurant in her Range Rover–considering her driving record of, the fact that Richie was riding shotgun really gives the reconciliation a genuine feel–and the celebutantes entered the restaurant side by side. An hour and a half later, they exited, Richie with doggy bag in hand, and sat adjacent to each other on a bench text-messaging while waiting for the valet to bring the car around.

“We are back!” they said before driving off.

But the reunion between the childhood friends didn’t end there.

E! News has learned that, following the duo’s very public meal, the twosome retired to Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home for a two-person, multi-dog sleepover.

There’s no word yet on what sparked the sudden reconciliation, though perhaps the lack of info is fitting. There’s still no official word on what caused the feud in the first place.

Commentor xiaoecho says that Paris and Nicole never really broke up, and that they kept up the “not talking” act to drum up publicity for their terrible “Simple Life” reality show. If that’s true it’s the first I’ve heard of it, and it seems like they would have been caught together at some point since the paparrazi are camped outside both their houses. They would probably like the public to believe that recent problems in their lives - Paris’ DUI and fight with Shanna Moakler, along with Nicole’s breakup with Brody, brought them back together.

Publicity for the new season of “The Simple Life” is probably the main motivation for their high-profile reconciliation. Indeed, this is supported by a statement from the series’ producer, who admits that the public wants to see them as friends again and that new show will begin taping next month:

The thing the viewers love is the two girls together,” he said. “America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp.”

The 25-year-old celebutantes will be camp counselors in the newest “Simple Life” adventure, which is set to begin production next month, Murray said. The show will air on E! next spring, he said.

“The Simple Life” producer says he wanted to put Nicole and Paris on a desert island with a “bunch of survivalists” and the idea bothered them so much that they teamed up to make sure they didn’t have to go through with it.

Now they’re set to be incompetent camp counselors, if you give a shit, and the series will use their estrangement and manufactured make-up as fodder for more shows. It’s sure to be as bad or worse as the previous seasons of the “Simple Life,” and I’m content to sit back and read other people’s accounts of how awful it is.

Here are pictures of Nicole and Paris’ dinner taken by X17.

Posted in Fake News, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Photos, Reconciliations, Television

Written by Celebitchy         6 Comments »
Oct 10
'06
Angelina Jolie in “blackface” for “A Mighty Heart” (update)


A picture of Angelina Jolie playing murdered journalist Daniel Pearl’s wife in “A Mighty Heart” has come out. Seeing her in character makes it all the more obvious why African-American groups decried the casting of a caucasian actress in the role of a woman who is half Cuban and appears biracial. Angelina’s skin has been darkened for the role and she looks nothing like herself.

Mariane Pearl was “delighted” that Angelina was picked to play her, but many people are not pleased:

Mariane Pearl might be delighted to have actress Angelina Jolie depict her in an upcoming movie, but some of you are outraged.

Pearl is the tan, biracial widow of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, whose memoir, “A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of My Husband Danny Pearl,” will be adapted into a motion picture by Brad Pitt’s production company.

Since the news came out a few weeks ago, message boards across the Internet have been on fire, expressing harsh criticism about Jolie playing the role of Pearl. On BET.com’s own boards, user chantejoy calls the very idea a “new generation of Hollywood in blackface.”

In case you were wondering how Angelina landed the part of a biracial woman, you need look no further than Brad Pitt. He’s a producer of the film and made sure to hire her in the lead role.

I’m not touching this one, but it’s easy to make the decision to report on it since Brangelina is getting on my last nerve lately.

Update: This is contentious topic. Check out the discussion thread on Concrete Loop for more opinions. Most of the people who commented are kind of neutral about it.

Picture from Empire Online via JJB.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Arrogant, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Movies, Politics

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