Lainey’s gossip points out that Lindsay Lohan’s pupils are pinpoints in these recent pictures of her at the Malibu Celebration of Film Dinner on October 7th. I would say it’s the effect of the flashbulbs, but her eyes are like this in every single picture and she looks completely looped.

Lainey says that if Lohan drops a lot of weight quickly now you can probably guess how she did it:

According to MentalHelp.net, physical signs of drug abuse include:

Daniel Smith died about a month, and his mother had plenty of time to stage a mock wedding and work out lucrative deals with photo agencies. One thing Anna Nicole Smith hasn’t done, however, is find time to hold a funeral and burial for her tragically departed 20 year-old son.

Friends and family held a memorial service for him in Mexia, TX this weekend, where he lived as a young child. Of course Anna didn’t attend. Her ex husband, who is not Daniel’s father, was there and friends remembered Daniel as a happy, playful child.

Meanwhile Bahamian authorities have come to the US to continue their investigation into Daniel’s untimely death. They interviewed doctors to try and figure out how Daniel obtained the lethal antidepressant and methadone combination that resulted in an accidental drug interaction. They say they have not found evidence of criminal activity, but considering that Anna Nicole’s ex boyfriend claims she’s a methadone addict it seems they just as easily could have stayed home and interviewed Anna and Howard to figure out what happened.

Anna Nicole is trying to fast-track her residency application to the Bahamas by bribing the government to the tune of $10,000. She sent a check to the Bahamian immigration minister in the hope of obtaining citizenship as soon as possible. It’s unknown why she would do this, but it probably has something to do with Larry Birkhead’s paternity claim on her newborn. Unwed fathers have almost no rights to their children in the Caribbean.

Two more men besides Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn, Dannielynn, but it is thought they are speaking out for publicity reasons.

Anna Nicole’s tragic trashtastic tale is the story that just keeps on giving.

Daniel’s body is still in the Bahamas awaiting word from Anna as to what to do. If I’m jumping the gun by calling her irresponsible for not burying him yet let me know. She could be in denial or something, but it seems uncaring to not have taken care of matters by now.

From The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker comes the story of an hilarious prank Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio played on player Jack Nicholson. Nicholson was in the hospital to get his salivary glands checked out and they posed as masked interns trying to give him a rectal exam!

That’s a great story that would have been made better by news of an accompany Punk’d video, but I’ll have settle for a mental image.

Matt, Leo and Jack star in Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed,” which according to Pajiba is a well-crafted and compelling crime drama with an amazing cast.

All I need to know is that Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio are in it. Mark Wahlberg is just an added bonus.

Here’s the trailer on YouTube.

And here are some pictures from the film, courtesy of All Movie Photo.

It looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar is wearing that Chanel nail polish she swiped to the premiere of “The Grudge 2.” She is seen with her husband of four years, TV star Freddie Prinze, Jr. I love her dress and she looks great.

While I thought Gellar was pregnant a while ago because she was wearing a lot of loose dresses and floaty tops, that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore and that was three months ago so she would have been showing by now. She is holding her hand on her stomach suspiciously here, but that was the same pose she did on the red carpet earlier that led me to think she was pregnant.

The Grudge 2 also stars Amber Tamblyn and is the story of a terrible curse spreading throughout the world that fills its victim with rage. It opens just in time for Halloween on October 13th.

Ex Buffy star Gellar is set to star in another supernatural thriller called “Addicted” with “Good Shepard” star Lee Pace. It will begin filming later this month.

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- Vince Vaughn makes out with a mystery blonde [yeeeah]
- But some think that Vince Vaughn is gay [Lainey's Gossip]
- Lionel Richie said that news of Nicole and Paris’ reality series scared him. [Junkiness]
- Paris and Nicole do the walk of shame [Mollygood]
- Paris Hilton’s weed is crap [CityRag]
- Rose McGowan looks like she’s looped on those horse steroids we talked about [Bastardly]
- David Hasselhoff to release a line of perfume [Agent Bedhead]
- Travis Barker has a broken arm tumor or something [Celebslam]
- Baby Barron Trump [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Guy Richie has concerns about Madonna adopting a Malawian infant as a celebrity status symbol [Spank Cheeks]
- Madonna is a space alien from the future [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Kate Winslet fantacizes about Leonardo DiCaprio [Celebrity Mound]
- Ruben Studdard lost 100 pounds already [I'm Not Obsessed - Jessica Simpon's dad told her she was going to do a movie with Luke Wilson, and she told everyone about it. It turned out to be wishful thinking. [Egotastic]
- Nicky Hilton may have gotten engaged for her birthday [Bricks and Stones]
- Ugly Betty is a really cute campy series, and seems to live up to the hype [Pajiba]
- Tom Cruise is going to a lot of sports events while Katie is away. Where the fuck is Suri, people? [Celebrity Puke]
- Mel Gibson’s “forgive me for being an asshole” Diane Sawyer interview will air in two parts so ABC can milk it for all it’s worth [Gabsmash]
- Dina Lohan wants to get with George Clooney [DListed]
- Jermaine Dupri has more shoes than Janet [Derek Hail]
- Katie Couric’s newscast is tanking in the ratings [Glitterati]
- Introducting GooTube: Google has bought YouTube for $1.65 billion. That’s right, billion. [La.com]
- Farrah Fawcett is fighting intestinal cancer [The Shallow End]
- Scarlet Johansson says she’s not promiscuous, but that she gets tested for HIV twice a year. TMI. [US Weekly]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt in her PJs with a piece of cake [ICYDK]

Howdy, everyone. Jude here with a dose of international hotness for ya–just because Brad Pitt and Justin Timberlake shouldn’t always get all the attention.

Super hot half-Japanese, half-Taiwanese actor and singer Takeshi Kaneshiro stars in movies like House of Flying Daggers. He also “starred,” in CG form, in the videogame Onimusha for the PS2.

Hope you found someone to like in here, and if you have any international hotties you want to share, please tell us all about them!

Picture credits:
Won Bin: wonbinus.co.kr
Takeshi Kaneshiro: www.takeshi-kaneshiro.com
Mido Hamada: Tv.com and Abc.com
Yehuda Levi: IMDB
Rodrigo Santoro: IMDB

A few weeks ago, YouTube founders said they wouldn’t take less than $1.5 billion to sell the company. We thought that was a BS number and that they just didn’t want to part with their baby.

Google ended up paying $1.65 billion for it, with that insane amount of cash supposedly justified by YouTube’s exclusive distribution rights with television and music companies. The two elated YouTube founders, Chad Hurley and Steve Chen, recorded this off the cuff video outside a San Bruno TGI Friday’s.

User-populated YouTube is still having copyright issues with legally restricted content, and it’s unknown if Google will make people subscribe or if they’ll flood the videos with ads. It seems like YouTube is in good hands, though, as behemoth Google has a great reputation and already has relationships with many of the companies claiming copyright infringement against YouTube.

This news makes me nostalgic for the good old days when I could quit a job out of boredom and get several new offers within a week. Paper millionaires were abound, and wide-eyed freaks called themselves evangelists while using bullshit words like “synergistic” and “mindshare.” Sadly, nearly every place I worked, especially the ones with the Aeron chairs, coffee bars and foosball tables, went out of business.

Hurley and Chen are now hot properties, and it wouldn’t be surprising if they start showing up at events with a famous model or actress in tow.

Thanks to the excellent snarky blog Rhymes with Snitch for this story I haven’t seen anywhere else. The night Paris Hilton flashed her ass in a too-short dress while dancing on a table at Janet Jackson’s birthday party at Tao (despite the fact that she claims to never dance on tables and there are even more recent pictures to the contrary,) she decided to serenade everyone at 3 AM with a drunken “Stars are Blind.”

Janet was understandably outraged and got the hell out of there immediately, taking 30 of her friends with her:

Paris often sings her own songs badly while wasted out at clubs, and she probably had no clue that she was doing anything wrong by warbling at an established pop artist’s joint birthday party and CD celebration.

Despite news that Janet Jackson’s new album is relatively tanking on the charts and may help sink her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri’s career at Virgin Records, she shopped for a $30 million dollar apartment in Manhattan last week, and claimed that Jermaine needed a huge closet because he has more shoes than she does.

Meanwhile Paris is still considered a scourge on the entertainment industry. Meatloaf has joined Jenny McCarthy in claiming that he plans to haunt Paris Hilton after he dies. And predictably, Paris was voted the top overexposed celebrity that people want to see less of. With that news, here are absolutely no pictures of Paris.

I hate Bush probably more than the next person, and I seriously went to Washington five times while I lived in the states to protest that asshole bombing Iraq in the quest for world corporate domination, (go ahead and flame me, I rarely talk about politics here) but even I think this is dumb.

Barbra Streisand pissed everyone off at her recent NY concert by making them sit through a boring skit and duet she did with a Bush lookalike. When hecklers told her what they thought about paying big bucks to hear her sing and being forced to watch a contrived dialogue, she lost her cool and told them to fuck off:

Here’s a quick video of Barbra’s appearance with the Bush lookalike. The Bush guy says “I’ve got an iPod at home, it just says ‘Babs’” Uh, yeah, that’s really hip of you Barbra. This is just a clip and does not include Babs getting pissed off or talking at length with the guy, but there are chairs on the stage so they probably settled in afterwards for a thrilling heart to heart.

In contrast, I heard that Bruce Springsteen just used some quick sound bites of Bush talking about WMDs like he was psychic to justify the war. Madonna got heat for showing some visuals comparing Bush with Hitler, but at least she didn’t waste concert-goers time with a skit. And of course George Michael pulled out a giant blow up doll of Bush getting blown by an English Bulldog to mixed results.

There are cooler, more subtle ways to make your political opinions known, but Babs is just old and unaware of how to pull it off without looking like an idiot.

I couldn’t find the “fuck off” video on iFilm or YouTube yet. Once it hits the video sharing sites I’ll post it here.

Update: The guy who heckled Babs at her show may have been a “right wing plant,” but I still think it was dumb of her to respond and to do that played-out skit in the first place.

A 32 year-old Malawian man claims that Madonna adopted his one year-old son, who has been staying at the Home of Hope Orphan Care Center in Mchinji since his mother died from childbirth complications when the baby was a month old.

Malawian government officials have made public statements that Madonna is looking to adopt a one-year old orphan, but Madonna’s publicist said that they were just looking for press and that those stories weren’t true.

Now a man says that his son has hit the lottery jackpot after being picked out of a baby lineup set up by the orphanage for Madonna:

Since Banda isn’t aware that Madonna actually lives in England, not America, it lends more credence to his statement, considering that he’s not well informed enough about pop culture to be able to use the media for publicity. He might be trying to get his son adopted, though. People would jump at the chance to scoop up a little one year-old that was supposedly passed over by the aging pop queen.

I’m not sure if this is true and although it seems likely given the stories that Madonna wanted another baby to save her marriage, I think we should wait and see on this one.

There are stories that Guy Richie is telling Madonna to be careful about adopting a child that may be perceived as a celebrity status symbol, but I’m sure these were easily made up by anyone observing the situation.

Madonna is in the poor Southeastern African nation for some time, having rented out a luxury guesthouse on a cattle and horse ranch near the Malawain president’s palace. Her bodyguards say that they are staying for “a while”:

If Madonna has adopted a boy we may not hear about it until she brings him home with her.

It is possible that she is just doing her best to spread her cult religion around the world. Her orphanages will educate children on the sham belief system of the Kabbalah cult.

Pictures from A Socialite’s Life.