The site was really slow yesterday and today, and I just disabled one of the ad programs, which seems to have fixed the problem for now. Thanks for hanging in there!

If it gets slow again I will consider switching over to another blogging platform, with the details below, but let’s hope it doesn’t have to come to that.

Technical info: I guess Wordpress isn’t meant to handle a lot of traffic and this platform Drupal is supposed to be better. I will do my best to move the site over to Drupal if it starts to slow down again. I tried the wp-cache plugin to take the load off the site, but I can’t get it working, even with the suggested fixes online. It always causes the site to blank out. If you are familiar with this, please e-mail me at info -at- celebitchy.com. I tried to disable php-cache because it’s not compatible with wp-cache or something, and applied the suggested code fixes to wp-cache, but nothing works.

It seems the real problem was that ad program, so let’s hope the site performs better now.

Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in London seems to have outdone themselves with a new glamorous Christina Aguilera figure posing in a luxe 1920s-style bathroom. They even feature a studded hairbrush microphone that lets you sing along with your favorite XTina tunes:

Greeting her fans with a smouldering over-the-shoulder look, The Ain’t No Other Man singer is featured in her very own glamorous, 1920s-style, interactive powder room, lit up by vanity mirrors and shimmer curtains. Madame Tussauds visitors will have the chance to power through one of Christina’s classic hits by picking up a diamante hairbrush microphone that will activate a sing-a-long video playing from inside her mirror.

According to Ben Lovett, spokesperson: “Christina is dressed in a shimmering, vintage, floor-length gown in keeping with her sensational blonde bombshell image. With legions of fans across so many genres of music, our visitors have been keen to get up close and sing with Christina for a while. She is the only female singer to be unveiled at Madame Tussauds in 2006.”

Thanks to XTinaweb for these pictures. I love the bathroom!

Hot mom Jennifer Garner looks great in a tight purple dress at the GQ Magazine Men of the Year celebration last night.

Her husband Ben Affleck recently told Ellen Degeneres that he wants more kids when she asked about it, but he didn’t set a number. Ellen tried to get him to say five or six kids, but he said “I should probably talk to my wife before I talk to you.”

Here’s the video of Ben telling Ellen he wants more kids.

Ben also spoke candidly about taking a break after his PR debacle (link lead to video) with J.Lo and Gigli, and said “I took about a couple of years off. I mean, definitely a full year where I didn’t do anything, and I did this [Hollywoodland], and then the rest of the time I spent directing a movie, but it was… I got a little bit sort of exhausted of uh - myself, and you know, and my life, and so I wanted to try to control it or manage it or look at it differently or try to figure out like what do I really want to do, and who am I really and not looking through a reflection of a magazine or being defined by someone else. So it was good for me and good things happened for me.”

Affleck certainly changed his public image during his hiatus. He seems a lot happier and down to earth now and his career is sure to take off.

Here’s Garner last night. Thanks to Hollywood’s Best for these pictures.

The guy with the big ears who married Britney Spears in Vegas who would have made a much more suitable companion than K-Fed is speaking out - uh, again.

Britney supposedly called him last week to thank him for a positive interview he gave after her divorce became public. Alexander told People Magazine that K-Fed was an idiot and that he’d be there for Britney if she needed help. Was she testing the water to see if he might be a decent guy to rebound with?

Britney might not be so willing to talk to Alexander after reading this latest interview. Hopefully he was paid well for it because he does dish the dirt. Jason Alexander says Britney likes the ladies but that he doesn’t know firsthand whether she’s slept with a woman. He also says she had a tummy tuck after her second child was born.

He claims there’s no way he would get back with Britney again. This seems to be a turnaround from his previous statements that he still loves her. Chances are he saw her once-coveted snatch online like the rest of us.

Alexander is cashing in with a tell-all book about Britney, which may also be a reason for him to shut the door on a future relationship:

Jason also added: “All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it.

“Our relationship was about us. We just weren’t together long enough for that to come up really.” Then he teased: “That’s not to say that I don’t know anything about threesomes.

“Paris is a good friend of hers. They both have the same issues. They are both in the spotlight.

“Britney has to get out there now and be seen to be looking good and so on. She’s doing all that. She’s been locked down for two years.

“She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She’s working on all of that. She’s worth hundreds of millions — of course she looks good.

“She has the money to have surgery and nutritionists and get her body back. And now she’s focused, she is doing it. She’s motivated — she just got rid of a man.”

Jason reckons Britney’s advisers played a part in her decision to dump her dancer husband. He claimed: “Further up the ladder this is a corporate thing — and they decide about certain changes.

“Her negativity around Kevin at this point in her career had to go. She’s been out of the picture for two years and this is big business.

“She’s trying to come back, recording a new album. He refused to have any part of her life and was slowing down her career. She knows she has to get rid of all of that.”

Despite his strong feelings for his former love, he claims he would never want a relationship with her again.

He said: “There is no way I would allow anything between us now. She’s got two kids and that’s a responsibility I’m not willing to take on. Right now I’m in the prime of my life and I want my freedom.”

Jason has written a book about growing up with Britney in Louisiana. And he has promised to lift the lid on their sex life.

He said: “I have done the first treatment of the book. It’s about a small town guy and all the crazy events that happened.

“It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows.

“It’s about the marriage, my friendship with Britney and all the lines in between.

“Britney knows about it. There are things in the book that will upset her. There will be things in the book she will be mad at.

“It’s all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that’s been going on.

“It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that’s what people want to know about.

“It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like.”

I guess if you get to bang a star you should try to cash in while you still have a chance. Maybe people are right and Britney is trying to give up the goods so that a sex tape or tell-all book about her isn’t as valuable.

Britney bought 3k worth of underwear this week at the same boutique where Katie Holmes stocked up on her honeymoon lingerie and the world rolled its burning eyes.

The gossip is uh, flowing this week thanks to Britney, and it’s hard to keep up. It’s a lot of work talking smack about the celebrities all day so thanks to our online counterparts for keeping up with the news.

- Britney probably saw “The Breakup” and figured the best way to get back at her ex was through a shaved beaver [CelebNewsWire]
- Breaking news: Britney wears pants! [Mollygood]
- Britney Spears has officially jumped the shark. She’s hanging out with Brandon Davis [Miz Monica]
- If you love celebrity gossip, join a celebrity fantasy league on Fafarazzi and bet on Britney’s latest crotch-baring episode. It’s not worth a lot of points though considering how predictable it’s become. [Fafarazzi]
- James Bond wants some boy-on-boy action [Suicide Girls]
- Sean Connery could have been Gandalf in “Lord of the Rings” but passed [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lopez turns to Scientology in a desperate bid to get pregnant [Socialite’s Life]
- The Bastardly lady of the day says her boobs are like clouds [Bastardly]
- Jessica Simpson would look hot on the set of her new movie if she wasn’t wearing that awful ruffled jacked [yeeeah]
- Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter spent Thanksgiving weekend in Vegas together [Hollywood Tuna]
- Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Kate Winslet at “The Holiday” premiere [Gabsmash]
- Robbers actually recognized the guy from “Can’t Hardly Wait” with Jennifer Love Hewitt and robbed him and his wife at gunpoint. [ICYDK]
- Renee Zellwegger has agreed to do Bridget Jones part three, but the author has to actually write it first [Agent Bedhead]
- Cameron Diaz is looking a lot like her old costar [Haute Gossip]
- Jay-Z ties the Rolling Stones for the third most hit singles ever, and gives back with his “Water for Life” charity [PopSugar]
- Chris Daughtry’s new album is right behind Jay-Z’s in the charts [Hot Momma Gossip]
- “Get Smart” is being made into a movie. What took them so long? [Pajiba]
- Da Simpsons Ali G show parody video [Wampoon]
- John Hartnett is an idjut for breaking up with Scarlet Johansson [Junkiness]
- Suge Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, says that Snoop Dogg is a snitch and that’s why he’s not in jail yet. Dogg talks a lot of smack about Suge in the new Rolling Stone interview, and that’s probably why he’s claiming Snoop is a rat. [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Mel Gibson wants to thank Michael Richards for taking the heat off him [Gawker]
- Lindsay Lohan is going to AA Meetings [Faded Youth]
- Buy Jessica Alba’s bra on eBay [CityRag]