When I think of PeeWee Herman, I have to concentrate to remember the skinny pale guy in a bowtie with the weird laugh. That’s because the first image that comes to mind is his disheveled mugshot.

Kevin Costner is lucky there is no photographic evidence of the fact that he jerked off while having a massage, because we might still think of the hot suave Costner from Bull Durham. When pictures like this of him come out, though, it’s easy to imagine him doing the deed. (Although if you try and substitute old creepy Costner with young baseball player Costner it’s kind of hot.)

The story is that Costner is said to have jerked off in front of a horrified female masseuse while honeymooning at a Scottish resort in 2004. Everyone speculated it was Costner a while ago, but the actor’s involvement was confirmed, at least according to his accuser, when the court lifted privacy restrictions on the case last week.

One of Costner’s exes has come to his defense, stupidly claiming that the hotel worker must have been rejected by Costner and is going through all this trouble to get back at him:

Clearly this woman remembers the younger, hotter Costner of yore. Maybe that guy wouldn’t have dared to get off in front of a bewildered masseuse, but creepy Costner didn’t care.

Here is Costner performing with his new “garage band” at the BMW Charity Pro-Am golf event in Greenville, South Carolina on April 29th. Costner was the “headliner” celebrity golfing at the event. Other stars involved included hockey great “Wayne Gretzky and Brett Hull, quarterback John Elway, actresses Catherine Bell and Janet Jones-Gretzky, and actors “Cheech” Marin and John O’Hurley.”

We know you were anxiously waiting for these pictures of your favorite soap stars and talkshow hosts at the Daytime Emmy awards last Friday. Highlights include Star Jones showing off her new boobs, Martha Stewart looking smug and polished, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi cute ‘n cuddly, Cady McClain of All My Children in a too-short babydoll dress, and Sean Young a typical mess.

Ellen DeGeneres remains everyone’s favorite talk show host and took home the award in that category for a second year in a row. Guilding Light also won big:

Here are pictures of the arrivals including:
Susan Lucci, Sean Young, Portia de Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres, Al Reynolds, Star Jones Reynolds, Ashley Jones, Barbara Walters, Bobbie Eakes, Corbin Bernsen, Amanda Pays, Lisa Rinna, Martha Stewart, Maria Conchita Alonso, Melody Thomas Scott, Tracey Bregman, Lorenzo Lamas, Hunter Tylo, Kristian Alfonso, Alec Musser, Antonio Sabato Jr., Anya Monzikova, Bobbie Eakes, Bree Williamson, Cady McClain, Crystal Chappell, Carroll Spinney with Oscar The Grouch, Davetta Sherwood, Bryton McClure, Michelle Ray Smith, Michael Graziadei, Rachael Ray, Schae Harrison, Seven and McKenzie Westmore, and Sherri Saum.

On April 13th, we reported that the Department of Children and Family Services announced that they closed their investigation into Sean Preston’s highchair fall accident. We mentioned that it seemed odd that they would close a case so soon, considering that it usually takes months for them to investigate. It turns out that we were right, because Britney will now receive regular visits from the child welfare agency. They have made careful statements saying there’s no “ongoing investigation,” but they’re still going to check in on her:

Seven month-old Sean was said to have suffered from a skull fracture, which may have occurred from a highchair fall or a reported fall off the couch when his father Kevin was supposed to be watching him. Sean Preston did not have a skull fracture or a blood clot, and those reports were false. He did suffer some kind of head injury that made him sleepy, though.

Britney is said to be five months pregnant with her second child. News reports went back and forth as to her pregnancy status, with the latest news stating that it’s true. When questioned about his wife’s pregnancy at a recent radio station appearance, Kevin said “I wouldn’t bet on it.”

Here is Kevin going out to dinner at the restaurant Nobu with a friend. Pictures [via]

Eminem is having a rough month. His second marriage to Kim Mathers broke up admit allegations of his drug abuse, his best friend the rapper Proof was shot and killed, and his mother is dying of stage four breast canncer. Eminem must have learned something from tragedy, because he’s decided to put aside the long-standing feud with his mom and has spoken to her for the first time in years. He’s even paid some of her massive medical bills:

It’s nice that Eminem is making an effort, but what the hell is wrong with him that he hasn’t visited his mom in the hospital?

Meanwhile 50 Cent says that Eminem is going to be ok and that hip hop reflects the state of violence in African-American culture and is not the cause:

Maybe Eminem will actually see his mom before she dies. It might help him realize how important family and friends are, and how you shouldn’t hold a grudge.

Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt got her gorgeous black hair bleached blonde and cut short last week. She realized it looked bad, though, and seems to regret it:

Instead of just laying low and letting herself get used to it, maybe styling it differently, she dyed it a reddish color and got extensions put in.

J.Love – the way to cope with a bad haircut is by waiting a while. Unless the cut is lopsided, you are bound to make a rash decision if you change it right away! It does look a little bit better, but not much. Please don’t mess with it any more.

She appeared with her new hairstyle at the launch of the new Hanes ComfortSoft underwear on Saturday. Notice in the picture of JLove posing with the Hanes models that she is fully clothed. Of course she would have been a lot cuter with plain hair and in her undies too, especially since her orange dress is God-awful.

Madonna performed at Coachella in Indio, California this weekend, which drew a record 60,000 people. This music festival also featured performances by Kanye West, Depeche Mode, Massive Attack, and Tool. It was Madonna’s first appearance at the festival.

Madonna came on twenty minutes late, angering fans, and only played six songs, but the crowd is said to have loved it:

Here’s a fan video from the show, in which Madonna asks the crowd if she should take her pants off during the intro to “Everybody.”

And here are pictures of Madonna’s brief show. It does look like she gave it her all.

Younger members of the in crowd picked up lots of swag at the “Desert Oasis” Coachella invite-only party held in La Quinta, California on Saturday at Frank Sinatra’s Twin Palms estate:

Hopefully Nicole Richie got some free sunglasses. The ones she wore to the party look like they came from a joke shop.

Pictured attendees include Taryn Manning, Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connelly, Scott Speedman, Busy Phillipps, Alex Nesic, and Melissa Sagemiller.

16 month-old Zahara Jolie-Pitt suffers from rickets, a bone disorder that she developed while in an Ethopian orphanage. When she came down with a cold, Brad learned that rickets makes her more susceptible to all sorts of diseases that are common in Africa, including malaria and yellow fever. He became concerned for her health and brought her back to the states for medical care. Babies get sick a lot and Zahara will probably be fine, but this reopens the conflict between Angelina and Brad as to where Angelina will give birth:

You know Angelina will do whatever she decides, and won’t let someone else tell her where to have her baby. She is said to be planning to use a birthing tub in a Namibian hospital for a water birth. I had most of my labor in a birthing tub and found it to be very relaxing. It’s a nice alternative to medication and is said to be as effective as an epidural.

Update: Angelina Jolie’s Dateline interview:

Here are pictures from People Magazine online of the world’s most beautiful family. You may have seen most of them already, but some are new.

- Angelina and Brad at the airport (Just Jared)
- Lindsay Lohan meets her competition: model fight! (Egotastic)
- Funny celebrity caricatures (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Simpson rolls out of bed to go shopping (PopSugar)
- Rosie O’Donnel to become glamorous (A Socialite’s Life)
- Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek? Please let it be true (DListed)
- Pete Doherty was not injecting that woman with heroin. He was getting some of her blood to create art. (yeeeah)
- Anna Nicole Smith may get the money her dead husband paid for her (Jossip)
- Petra Nemcova does a little dance (Hollywood Tuna)
- Paris Hilton is fried orange (Pink is the New Blog)
- Will Star Jones leave The View in September? (crunk and disorderly)

The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a ball last night to celebrate the opening of an exhibit on British design. Sienna Miller, wearing an awful gold sequined minidress and black tights, served as co-chair for the event.

The guy dressed like a cabaret pirate posing with Charlize Theron is Dior designer John Galiano. He’s responsible for her monstrosity of an Oscar gown with the giant shoulder bow. Sienna Miller is shown with Christopher Bailey, Burberry’s creative director.

We have over 100 pictures from the event. Stars and designers attending include Alexander McQueen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, John Galliano, Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Emmy Rossum, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Gretchen Mol, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravitz, Donatella Versace, Rupert Everett, Linda Evangelista and Amber Valetta, Jessica Alba, Marcia Gay Harden, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Molly Sims, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Stella McCartney, Amanda Peet, Andre Leon Talley, Naomi Campbell, Angela Lindvall, Angie Harmon, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady, Chloe Sevigny, Ciara, Dita Von Teese and Marliyn Manson, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley, Erin O’Connor, Matthew Williamson, Eve, Gina Gershon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ivana Trump, Jacquetta Wheeler, Jason Lewis, Jessica Stam, John Legend, Johnny Rotten, Josh Lucas, Joy Bryant, Julia Stegner, Iselin Steiro, Karolina Kurkova, Lily Cole, Lauren Bush, Lily Donaldson, Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Francisco Costa, Lydia Hearst, Mandy Moore, Minnie Driver, Nick Cannon, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Roy, Damon Dash, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Gere, Cary Lowell, Thandie Newton, Selma Blair, Shalom Harlow, Sienna Miller, Christopher Bailey, designer for Burberry, Zooey Deschanel, Sophie Dahl, Ivanka Trump, Mark Ruffalo, Taye Diggs, Idima Menzel, and Sarah Wynter.

In an awesome quote, Russell Crowe lets loose on Sharon Stone, saying that she’s had a lot of bad work done and looks like a orangutan:

That’s hysterical and we can’t wait to see what Stone says back!

Sharon Stone just doesn’t look bad because of plastic surgery. She has a bad personality of course, but she also doesn’t know how to dress. She was photographed at Koi restaurant in Beverly Hills on April 25th. WTF is she wearing here? She’s tied a scarf around her neck like a tie and she’s wearing all black with ill-fitting leather pants and a crocheted jacket with a fur collar over a see through top. That’s just wrong.

Pictures [via]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey may be ready for a reconciliation. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports that they have been meeting up secretly at out-of-the-way hotels in the San Fernando Valley:

Walker bets that they’lll reconcile, and it looks that way to us, too! In his Rolling Stone interview, Lachey admitted that he’s still very much in love with Simpson. Simpson has also been spotted wearing her wedding ring around her neck to remind her of happier times. Let’s hope that Simpson has realized what she’s been missing and that she’ll grow up enough to weather the storms that come up in every long term relationship.

Meanwhile Lachey has blasted reports that Lindsay Lohan intends to get in his pants, saying he doesn’t consider her worthy, and doesn’t know anyone else who does, either!

Here’s Jessica stopping for food and going tanning in LA yesterday. [via]

Sienna Miller is taking herbal breast enhancement pills in a bid to increase her cleavage.

A friend of mine took those things a couple of years ago, and claimed they actually worked. She said they made her ass bigger too, though. At least she’s trying to do it naturally instead of opting for the surgical route right away.

Sienna will design her own jeans as part of her deal with Pepe. It’s a good thing that she’s limited to jeans and can’t do damage with a full fashion line. Remember how she said she would never design her own clothing line? Guess she considers this an exception.

Here she is at the Costume Institute Gala yesterday. Her hair is a mess. Has she ever looked polished and presentable?

Eddie Murphy will star in Beverly Hills Cop IV
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The National Enquirer is running an exclusive that claims that Keith Urban has called off plans to marry Nicole in order to focus on his sobriety. They claim that Nicole had a fall wedding in Tahiti planned, but that Urban canned it and wants time off from the relationship:

This doesn’t seem true to us for a few reasons. First of all, Nicole may not have been wearing her engagement ring while she was in the Hamptons, but she was seen with a plain gold band that looked suspiciously like a wedding ring.

From what we heard, Nicole was planning a summer wedding in Australia, not a fall wedding in Tahiti. The Sun reports today that Nicole has set the date for June 25th, beating Tom and Katie’s expected 4th of July wedding.

Urban may have wanted some time away, but it sounds like a temporary thing, and the “insider” may have been reporting old news. They made a reference to the CMT awards, which were on April 10th, nearly a month ago. Keith spoke of Nicole specifically at the CMT awards, in what was viewed as his first public admission of their relationship. Plus, Nicole could be pregnant and has been seen with what may be a growing baby bump.

Hopefully Nicole and Keith will get married soon and put all these silly rumors behind them.

When Paris and Stavros were shown on the Jumbotron at a Lakers game on Easter Sunday, she got booed by the crowd despite the fact that she was wearing a Lakers shirt:

Even though she went to a basketball game on Easter, Paris claims she’s deeply religious:

It’s not very Christian to diss people publicly, is it? Of course we wouldn’t know.

Here she is with Courtney Love and her sister Nicky at the “Sober Day USA” Launch Party with The Brent Shapiro Foundation For Drug Awareness in Hollywood. Brent Shapiro was the 24 year-old son of famous attorney Robert Shapiro. He died of a drug overdose last year despite being sober for a year and a half and turning his life around. He died after drinking and taking just a half tab of ecstacy. The Brent Shapiro foundation aims to raise awareness about drug abuse and decrease the stigma associated with discussing the problem.

It looks like Courtney and Paris are exchanging numbers. No comment.

Update: Paris and Stavros have split. Again.

Gwen Stefani will include some tiny tennis shoes in her Lamb fashion line. She has announced plans to release gold-colored baby shoes under her label:

She won’t have much time to do everything. She is due to have her first baby with fellow rocker Gavin Rossdale in June.

Here they are outside a restaurant in Malibu yesterday. [via]

David Blaine held the kick off press conference today at Lincoln Center for his week of living in a snow globe. As if it’s not entertaining enough for us to watch Blaine be a human goldfish for a week, he’ll attempt to escape from a bunch of chains and then try to break the world record for holding his breath:

I really doubt he’ll break the world record for holding your breath underwater. That’s got to be next to impossible fr someone who’s already worn down like that. It would have been good enough if he just lived in the water sphere for a week – he doesn’t have to throw the stupid chain stunt and breath holding into the mix.

So when Blaine dies, whenever it is, his obituary will include the fact that he lived in a coffin for a week, in a see-through box without food for 44 days, and in a water globe for seven days. I would prefer that mine says that I’m survived by my children. Really, the guy is an attention hound and is going to seriously hurt himself.

- Hohan is a clumsy coke fiend (DListed)
- The Olsen Monkeys swing to the Costume Institute Gala (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Alba to host the MTV movie awards (Glitterati)
- Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up (Hollywood Rag)
- David Spade Loves Leftovers (IDLYITW)
- JLo fires her agent (PopSugar)
- MC Hammer’s prematurely born son comes home from the hospital (CityRag)
- Halle Berry wants to adopt (WWTDD)
- Jennifer Aniston is clingy (A Socialite’s Life)

It came out about two weeks ago that Katie Holmes was following the Buff Brides program to get back in shape. It was said that she met personally with Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides. Sue is a close friend of the family, and we reported that it was not true that Katie had met with her.

Now everyone is up in arms because Tom Cruise is supposedly overseeing Katie’s shape-up plan, but they’re basing that on quotes from Sue Fleming which are false.

Several newspapers are running the same story in which Buff Brides fitness guru Sue Fleming says that Tom managed Katie’s fitness program and that he brought her to tears by saying that he wanted her to be a beautiful bride. We e-mailed with Sue today, and she assured us that she did not say the following:

Maybe another trainer said this, but Sue Fleming did not. Sue’s never even met with Katie Holmes, and these quotes are definitely not from her.

Meanwhile Katie’s dad is said to be quite pissed that Katie is exercising so much, but given the fact that the quotes from Sue Fleming are totally fabricated, it sounds like this is made up too:

Those quotes from Katie’s dad sound fake too, don’t they? Who says things like “I simply can’t go along with what is happening?” In fact this whole story stinks of b.s., but it’s getting carried by plenty of newspapers. People want to believe that Tom is so controlling that he’s telling Katie exactly how to work out.