- Nicole Richie doing coke in the good old days [DListed]
- Paris Hilton and Joe Francis in Ibiza on one of those “Paris Exposed” tapes. [CelebWarship]
- Paris Hilton got back to work [Mollygood]
- Paris Hilton wedgie [CityRag]
- Jennifer Garner at the “I Have a Dream” Foundation awards [ICYDK]
- Catch and Release with Jennifer Garner is not as bad as you might expect [Pajiba]
- Britney Spears wants Justin Timberlake back [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Justin Timberlake says women can’t handle all his love [Celebrific]
- K-Fed’s superbowl commercial [PopSugar]
- Pete Wentz tells Robbie Williams he can take Michelle Trachtenberg [Socialite's Life]
- Brandy might be charged with vehicular manslaughter for the car crash she caused last which resulted in a woman’s death [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum goes shoe shopping [Celebrity Puke]
- Petra Nemcova nipple slip [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tom Cruise as the overenthusiastic messiah [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Harry Potter is hot! (and semi-naked) [Best Week Ever]
- Billy Bob Thornton loves the Teletubbies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jessica Simpson danced around at and acting like she was enjoying herself at John Mayer’s concert [Celebslam]
- Hulk and Brooke Hogan courtside [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Sexy Jessica Biel photoshoot [Bastardly]
- A Ballet theater named Paula Abdul woman of the year because they couldn’t get anyone else to show up to their ceremony [yeeeah]

Paris Hilton was engaged to Tommy Hillfiger model Jason Shaw from mid-2002 to early 2003, and from the documents on the ParisExposed site it seems like they were dating since mid 2001. (Paris might just have some of his earlier writing, and may not have known him at that point, it’s hard to tell.) In fact this might have been the guy whose baby she miscarried/aborted in March, 2003, and it may have hastened the end of their relationship.

There are tons of love letters from Jason to Paris on the ParisExposed site, and I can publish them if you guys want, but I figure he’s not really a public figure like Nick Carter and it might not be fair to post all his personal shit. He was really crazy about Paris and goes on about how much he loves and misses her. He comes off a bit cloying in his extensive letters to her, but as you can see from this little love book Paris filled out for him in April, 2002, the feeling was mutual for some time.

There’s plenty of funny shit in this book Paris wrote to him. She seems to enjoy receiving oral sex, and mentions it several times. She also calls her girl parts her “weiner,” and says on the front and back inside covers of the book:

I miss everything about you even our little fights. I need you in my sight, in my arms, in my life, in my weiner You have no idea how happy you make me - cause I don’t think I could even describe it in words.

Paris was just 21 when she wrote that. Just like her card to Nick Carter, it seems like Jason never received this or it wouldn’t be among her things. There’s at least one half sentence, so it’s possible she decided against giving it to him or wanted to finish it and never did.

On one page the ParisExposed people noted in a caption that she obviously misunderstood a question. In response to “It drives me crazy when you…” she wrote “have photo shoots and go to acting class.” Maybe she didn’t want to make yet another oral sex reference.

Just when I started thinking Paris was sweet and a little sentimental I read her response to the question “The best thing about us is…” and was reminded of her all-consuming vanity:

We are the most beautiful couple in the world. We are perfect for each other + love each other more than any 2 people ever could or would.

In response to a question about how he makes her laugh, she writes you “make fun of people with me.”

Among these documents there are also two collages Paris made for Jason, and a love card she wrote him in which she inexplicably pasted a picture of a woman’s nose and wrote that it was “fuckin huge.” It’s possible it was her own nose, but it’s hard to tell. Like I said, I’m not publishing his tortured letters to her because it seems like a violation of his privacy. Unfortunately for Paris, she’s fair game by now.

TMZ reports that Diddy was seen dropping Sienna Miller off at her New York City hotel Monday morning, and it could mean they were doing more than partying all night. Diddy and Sienna were spotted getting cozy at a Sundance party a couple of weeks ago. Either they’re just friends or Diddy is getting busy with the British actress known more for getting cheated on by Jude Law and acting like a diva than for her forgettable work on screen.

Given that Diddy’s bodyguard is said to have tried to convince the photographer to get rid of the incriminating pictures, he does seem to be guilty about something:

Diddy, father of newborn twins, was spotted dropping off Miller at her NYC hotel this morning after a rumored night of partying together in the city. Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street — and we’re told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.

Combs and Miller were rumored to have gotten cozy at TAO nightclub during Sundance as well. Maybe Sienna’s working on a second career as a rapper.

You can watch the video here. It’s possible Diddy is just dropping Miller off, and there are a couple of people with them, which makes it seem a little less sneaky.

Diddy just had twin girls over a month ago with his longterm partner, Kim Porter. Porter is rumored to know that Diddy cheats on her regularly, and is semi-ok with it as long as he keeps a low profile. With Sienna Miller, that’s going to be difficult.

Sienna recently made boring headlines with the news that she sent an assistant to fetch her a bunch of swag at Sundance, and demanded that a gifting suite be closed 30 minutes early so that her girl could raid it in privacy.

Not content to just show up everywhere while Mayer is on tour in Florida, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are set to walk the red carpet of the Grammys together on February 11:

How can Jessica Simpson, 26, and John Mayer, 29, possibly top their recent and very public, week-long lovefest in Florida (where John was touring)? Easy, says a source: She’ll accompany Mayer to the Grammy Awards. The event will take place on February 11 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

“For once in John’s life, he’s going public with his love life because he thinks Jess is it!” says a source.

Jessica was seen rocking out at a John Mayer concert at the University of Miami on Friday. She hung out with Billy Joel and his wife (who is younger than Jessica at just 25), danced around and took pictures of herself and the crowd.

I’m so still not buying this. Let’s put it bluntly: Jess is kind of a dumb ass, while Mayer is a psuedo-intellectual gadget-loving music geek. These two can’t have much more in common other than their love of music and Jessica’s willingness to submit to kinky sex.

I’d really like to be wrong, and for them both to find happiness in the other’s unlikely arms. (Eye roll.)

Nearly 85% of the people polled on the Star website said Jessica and John’s relationship is not for real.

Here are pictures of Mayer and Jessica getting on his tour bus yet again. Thanks to SweetKisses for these pictures.

While it’s sort of cruelly fun to see celebrities dressing horribly, mean commentaries on stars’ hideous outfits don’t usually offer much in the way of constructive criticism. So I thought I’d actually give these three ladies a spot of advice that they can use in future stylist hiring sessions/shopping trips, while also highlighting some great pieces of clothing that might have been, uh, superior choices.

Amy Smart at the New York Premiere of Notes on a Scandal Oh, Ms. Smart. Hard to say where to begin here, although I think I understand the look you were going for. Unfortunately, your shiny, cowboy-esque shirt doesn’t really do much for your cute little figure, nor do the too-long pants and non-coordinating clutch act as any sort of saving grace.

Better picks:

Twelfth Street Silk Cumberbund Pant

Eskell Ruffle Front Deer Blouse in Navy/Cream

Mary Frances Grenada Clutch

Garcelle Beauvais at the In Style 6th Annual Awards Season Diamond Fashion Show Preview lunch One thing I will never comprehend is why a woman with a stunning physique like Garcelle’s would want to cover it up with a shapeless sack. Nothing against the pretty coral pink hue of this dress, but not even a sunny color can save a garment this bad, and the strange little also-pink shoes weren’t a wise decision either.

Better picks:

BCBGirls ‘Liz’ One Shoulder Dress

Jessica Simpson ‘Gaian’ Pump

This sounds like fake news, but it’s a cute story so I’ll repeat it. An old woman at The Golden Globes spotted Angelina Jolie’s tattoo on her left shoulder and tried to wipe it off, thinking it was newspaper ink:

At the Golden Globes, Angelina Jolie cracked up when an elderly lady spotted the Cambodian tattoo she sports on her shoulder and offered to help her wipe off the “newspaper ink.” The well-meaning woman whispered: “That newspaper ink gets all over the place - especially if you’re wearing moisturizer. You must have leaned up against it. See? The letters are all backwards.” Jolie explained that it wasn’t ink, but a permanent tatoo - a magical incantation writter in Khmer, the language of the land where adopted son Maddox was born. “My mistake,” said the woman. “I’d love to get one just like it.”

[From The National Enquirer print edition, Mike Walker's column, February 5, 2007]

They must be referring to Angelina’s tatoo on her back left shoulder blade, not the one on her left shoulder. The one on her back is a magical Khmer incantation which is said to read:

May your enemies run far away from you.
If you acquire riches, may they remain yours always.
Your beauty will be that of Apsara. (a celestial dancer from Khmer mythology)
Wherever you may go, many will attend, serve and protect you, surrounding you on all sides.

The tattoo on Angelina’s left shoulder is a recent one and contains the coordinates of Zahara and Maddox’s birthplaces. It’s in the place where a tattoo with the name of her ex, “Billy Bob” used to be, and appears above a black dragon, which looks like its in the process of being lasered off.

The woman has a shitload of tattoos. I mean I have a couple from college that I’m not too ashamed of, but it was a phase I went through and wear on my body forever. I had a friend who was addicted to tattoos, though, and had them all over her legs, back and shoulders. The process was just too painful for me to go through it more than twice.

This story is cute, but it doesn’t seem likely to be true. If the old woman spotted Angelina’s back shoulder blade tattoo she must not have seen the other one on her shoulder if she mistook it for newspaper ink.

Lindsay Lohan has been seen out multiple times in her less than two week stay at the country club rehab facility Wonderland following an intervention by executives on the new film she’s making. She’s been working and attending AA meetings, but has also been seen out eating and shopping. She even went home to her condo at one point.

Residents say when she isn’t out and about people come in to service her including a masseuse, makeup artist, and hairstylist.

At least one guy has left in disgust over the special treatment Lohan has been given at Wonderland. He said he wanted to get clean and can’t do it in the circus environment Lohan is creating. Due to all the perks Lohan is getting, the facility is letting up on all the residents and making it harder for them to stay sober.

The National Enquirer reports that despite all the leniency Lohan is being offered, she’s acting like rehab is a joke and refusing to go along with the staff. They also say people suspect she suffers from bipolar disorder:

“She’s acting like a spoiled brat!” declared a source close to the 20 year-old party animal.

“Some staff believe that in addition to her addictions, she could also be suffering from a bipolar disorder.

“When she came in, she gave a brilliant performance as a tortured young star who wants to men her ways.

“But she’s still in touch with all her friends, and she says the doctors and staff are all bull—-!”…

The article goes on to say that her mother Dina tried to cut Lindsay off from her friends to get her to stop using, but that obviously didn’t work.

It was Lindsay’s little sister Ali, 13, who was said to be instrumental in getting her to get treatment, which it seems she’s not taking seriously at all. Ali was said to have called Lindsay in tears and begged her to go.

When is this bitch going to get the tough love she needs? By giving her all that freedom in rehab they’re making it harder for her to stay sober, and ruining treatment for people who are serious about it.

Hopefully someone will clamp down on her before she has a real tragedy or accident and it’s too late.

Here’s Lohan in West Hollywood outside an AA meeting on 1/28. Pictures from Linds-Lo.com

For anyone who suspected that Paris Hilton was somehow behind the release of all her personal stuff on the Paris Exposed site here’s your answer. She’s suing the creators of the site and demanding they shut it down and return the items:

Paris Hilton is suing in an attempt to shut down a Web site that displays personal photos, videos, diaries and other belongings once kept at a storage facility.

ParisExposed.com was launched last week claiming the items were auctioned off after Hilton neglected to pay the Los Angeles area storage facility. It also promises visitors who pay a fee of $39.97 access to Hilton’s passport, medical records and other legal documents.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid more than $2,700 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com.

Hilton’s publicist says, in addition to shutting down the Web site, she would like all of the items returned to her.

$10 million sounds like a lot to pay for all that junk. They’d have to get 25,000 subscribers to reach $10 million, and it must have cost at least 75k to put all that stuff online.

It doesn’t really matter if the suit is successful or not, as most everyone interested in the story has seen Paris’ personal things and videos. It seems like they’ll be off the mainstream web soon, but will surely be available as torrents for years.

Paris is keeping a stiff upper lip, and was back working as a model for Fila in a photoshoot yesterday.

It looks like all the other rehab treatments, including a stint as a counselor, didn’t take for messed up Pete Doherty. The Sun is reporting that on-again girlfriend Kate Moss has dropped him off at an in-patient drug rehab in North West London near her home. Kate is said to be paying big bucks for Doherty to get treatment at the facility, where a 12-patient wing was cleared for him to stay. Kate will perhaps pop in for some sessions of her own, but seems to be staying offsite:

The supermodel and the shambolic rocker checked secretly into the discreet Capio Nightingale Hospital just half a mile from her home in North West London.

They met staff who cleared a 12-place unit at an annexe behind the main hospital building off busy Marylebone Road.

The pair were recognised by passers-by as they arrived but registered for treatment using false names.

Kate, 33. left the hospital yesterday but was expected back to join Doherty in therapy sessions.

Yesterday one of Kate’s assistants was seen delivering to the hospital what appeared to be groceries and computer gear.

There was news that Kate and Pete got married in Thailand over New Year’s, but Kate’s people denied that report. It seemed to me like it was some kind of commitment ceremony, because Pete insisted it was true.

Pete was recently questioned by police after the death of a man at a party. The guy was seen arguing with Pete and fell to his death from a balcony a short time later. Police said he was not a suspect, but the family was unconvinced.

Let’s just assume for a moment that Doherty is capable of prolonged sobriety and a somewhat normal lifestyle free of Jaguar crashing and random death. How long do you think Kate Moss could remain faithful to a guy like that? Don’t you think she’d consider him boring?

Header pictures is original art for Celebitchy by contributing writer and artist UrbanDK.

Among all the drugged out, semi-naked pictures of Paris partying there are plenty of normal, happy family photos that were found in the stored items that are now available on the Paris Exposed site.

Paris clearly loves her sister Nicky and has tons of pictures of her. There are also cute pictures of Paris’ many accessory animals. Of course the party and nightlife pictures predominate.

There are grainy far away pictures of Nicky’s short-lived Vegas wedding, party pics of Paris and Tara Reid, and plenty of Greasy Bear Brandon Davis, who was hot at one point. Paris is even seen out with Avril Lavigne’s husband, Dereck Whibley, and Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas.

Update: IDLYITW has the incriminating drug pics, and we posted some earlier ones. We’re not sparing kids or Paris or anything by not posting the drug pics. It’s just that other people got to them first, and we were too scared by Cisco’s balls to post them here.