Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp made a sex tape with a bunch of groupies on their tour bus together seven years ago. A preview of the tape was released by the would-be distributors about a year ago, and is shown below (NSFW). It seems to show Kid Rock getting some uh, butt play while Scott Stapp enjoys a BJ and says “it’s good to be the king.” Stapp tried to make the claim that there was no sexual intercourse on the tape, saying that it was edited deceptively, but his definition of sex was probably Clintonian.

Stapp claimed that the tape was released by someone who wanted to ruin his solo career while Kid Rock said the release of the tape was Stapp’s fault but that the publicity would only benefit his new album coming out at the time.

One of the female participants sued Stapp, saying she suffered emotional distress when the tape came out and sought to block its release.

Last year Stapp won a temporary court order to prevent it from getting out, and it looks like that order is now permanent and we’ll never be subjected to it.

Stapp has been award undisclosed damages for the tape, and it will never be distributed as the company did not have rights to the tape:

On Friday, Stapp, 33, settled his invasion of privacy suit against WW Red Light District, who has agreed to withhold the tape from distribution.

The firm also admitted they did not hold the rights to the recording.

Stapp’s lawyer William Sayegh refused to disclose the terms of the agreement, but said it was “in Scott Stapp’s favor”.

That’s a good thing considering how nasty the preview clip is. I think that’s about all I want to see of these two getting it on.

This clip is NSFW or under-18, and if you were checking out the gossip last year you’ve probably already seen it:

Header picture from TV24.se.

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- Keith Richards said he snorted his dad’s cremated remains with some cocaine [DListed]
- Carmen Electra performing with the Bombshell Babes [Agent Bedhead]
- Roger Ebert is going to return to his job reviewing movies soon [Lifeline Live]
- What hairstyle will Sanjaya have tonight? [Bastardly]
- Britney goes back to work [CelebWarship]
- Why is everything Pamela Anderson wears white? [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Lucy Pinder topless [IDLYITW]
- Peaceful Warrior isn’t all that enlightening [Pajiba]
- Madonna lectures people about using cloth diapers, but still rides in giant SUVs around town with her baby on her lap [CelebSlam]
- Surfing in downtown Munich [The Grumpiest]
- Leonardo DiCaprio and beloved German polar bear Knut are going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair’s May Green issue [Ecorazzi]
- Mandy Moore fractured her ankle [Gabsmash]
- IKEA commercial makes fun of Britney shaving her head [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jessica Simpson was overheard screaming while she was getting it on with James Mayer in an Italian hotel [Socialite’s Life]
- Angelina Jolie rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she gets the hose again or something [The Blemish]
- Snoop Dogg on Dutch TV saying “F Bill O’Reilly” and telling him to “Suck my dick.” (NSFW language) [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Gwyneth Paltrow looking drab [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Apple Martin goes shopping with her grandmother, Blythe Danner [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Joe Francis got his ass kicked again [yeeeah]
- Kate Moss and Pete Doherty home video. He’s quite a decent musician [Best Week Ever]
- Hillary Swank at The Reaping photocall [ICYDK]
- Bad celebrity liposuction [CityRag]
- Kelly Osbourne has gained a lot of weight [The Skinny Website]
- Alanis Morissette covers “My Humps” [Egotastic]
- Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at baby Kingston’s baptism [Celebrific]

Everyone was all too willing to believe that Keith Richards snorted his father’s cremated ashes mixed with a bit of cocaine to dull that burnt corpse taste. Now the 63 year-old Rolling Stones guitarist’s manager claims he was just joking around when he told UK music magazine NME that the “strangest thing” he tried to snort was his father.

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.

“He was cremated,” recalls Richards of father Bert, who died at 84 in 2002, “and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.”

Describing the moment, the musician says, “It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

It sounds pretty convincing to me, but Richards’ manager is doing some backpedaling. She says he was just joking. “Said in jest,” she explained via e-mail to MTV news, “I can’t believe anyone took [it] seriously.”

Richards would have to be pretty creative to make that up on the spot. I mean, who would think of that spontaneously? Maybe he considered it and never really did it, but I’m inclined to think it’s true.

Richards said in the NME interview that he’s lucky to survive after years of substance abuse, but that he doesn’t recommend that other musicians follow his bad example. He also said that he was dissapointed to fall off the number one spot in the top ten list of “who’s likely to die.”

The guy looks like a mummy version of one of those troll dolls. He must have some amazing genes to be able to withstand all the damage he’s done to his body. His dad lived to be 84, so he’ll probably stick around for 20 years or so.

Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day recent weight gain and changing appearance sparked rumors that she was pregnant. Media Take Out, which isn’t known for having accurate celebrity gossip, was the first to claim that she was knocked up and went as far as to guess that it was Diddy’s since he has such motile sperm and was thought to be sleeping with her.

In a surprisingly coherent and well-written entry directly on her official myspace page and not in the blog section, she says that’s all untrue and that someone doctored the photo evidence:

OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM AUBREY: In light of the recent and quite absurd rumors of my pregnancy, I would like to state very clearly that I am not and have never been pregnant, nor has my relationship with Diddy been anything more than strictly professional. I am extremely thankful to be a part of Danity Kane and a Bad Boy artist and it is disappointing that one edited photo could challenge my integrity as an artist. These rumors should serve as another unfortunate reminder of how much influence the media can inflict on public opinion. I’d like to thank everyone for their support and for sticking with me through this. AUBREY O’DAY

Commentors on Oh No They Didn’t where we found this news note that it’s pretty surprising that she writes so well. She does have another person writing for her in her blog section called Leda, so it’s possible that a publicist wrote this on her behalf.

There were multiple pictures from that day that made her look big. In some she didn’t look as large, but it seems to me as if the angle of the photos, not an individual edited photo, was to blame.

She has gained some weight, not that that’s a telltale sign of pregnancy. People say that if she wasn’t having a relationship with Diddy, as has been rumored for some time, why was she seen out at Sundance with him holding his hand? Maybe she was just being friendly.

Other commentors on ONTD note that they saw Danity Kane in concert recently and she was gyrating on stage like all the other band members. One person says that “a friend” saw her out at a club and thought she did look pregnant. If that was true, it seems like she would ignore the rumors for a while instead of officially addressing them.

For only $58, you can sport a white t-shirt adorned with Angelina Jolie’s tattoos, which at least one eldery person was said to have mistaken for newspaper ink.

LA shop Kitson, where Nicole Richie picks up the latest in overpriced bangles in between bouts of fainting, is offering the shirts, exclusively designed for them by Public Library. They feature printing on the inside for that realistic tattoo look.

You can also purchase shirts with Johnny Depp and David Beckham’s tattoos, according to an article in Star magazine. Johnny Depp’s tattoo shirt must be sold out, though, because I couldn’t find it on the Kitson online store.

Here is some information about Angelina Jolie’s tattoos. This is a reprint of an earlier article we posted here.

Angelina’s tattoo on her back left shoulder blade is a magical Khmer incantation which is said to read:

May your enemies run far away from you.
If you acquire riches, may they remain yours always.
Your beauty will be that of Apsara. (a celestial dancer from Khmer mythology)
Wherever you may go, many will attend, serve and protect you, surrounding you on all sides.

The tattoo on Angelina’s left shoulder is a recent one and contains the coordinates of Zahara and Maddox’s birthplaces. It’s in the place where a tattoo with the name of her ex, “Billy Bob” used to be, and appears above a black dragon, which looks like its in the process of being lasered off.

I wonder if she’ll get another tattoo soon for Pax Thien. Maybe she’ll add a few more numbers to her shoulder for him. At that point this T-Shirt will be obsolete, but it looks like it’s already out of date since the black dragon is there and they left out the latitude and longitude tattoos for Zahara and Maddox. It also looks like they missed the “Know Your Rights” tattoo on the back of her neck. They probably figured there wasn’t any use trying to make the shirt completely accurate since Jolie is bound to get a new tattoo every few months.

Britney Spears, who never completed her high school degree at The University of Nebraska at Lincoln Distance Education program, certainly didn’t attend home economics class. Her privileged upbringing didn’t give her the chance to learn basic skills that most of take for granted. According to Star Magazine, she had to be taught how to cook, clean up after herself, and do laundry. The 25 year-old mother of two even needed a lesson on how to make coffee:

The 10 Things Britney Learned in Rehab!
At Promises, Brit leanred how to beat her addiction - and so much more! “She was shown how to do things on her own, things that would make her feel like she was growing,” says a source. “It’s part of the rehabilitation.”
1. How to do laundry
2. How to load a dishwasher
3. How to make coffee
4. How to play tennis
5. How to cook grits
6. How to iron
7. How to dive into a pool
8. How to do her own nails
9. How to make tuna salad
10. How to clean her bathroom

[From Star Magazine print edition, April 9, 2007 via Sammie’s Effluvia]

It sounds like these are the skills that every rehabber at Promises is taught, but somehow I don’t think that Britney was competent at any of these tasks. She may know how to do them, but whether she bothers to is another issue. I remember reading that she had to be goaded to make her bed in rehab and that she wanted to hire a maid to pick up after her. She was also said to let her various dogs poop all over her mansion without cleaning it up back when she was first living with K-Fed. It’s not so much of a stretch to assume that she doesn’t know how to do laundry if she can’t pick up after her dogs.

Famed record producer Timbaland, who worked with Justin Timberlake on FutureSex/LoveSounds, says FutureSex/LoveSounds “>he never offered to help Britney with a comeback album, and that “People just put anything out… you know how it works.”

Britney’s first single is due for release in August 10th, 2007 according to the latest news from a German media firm which represents record companies. Her real producer says her latest work will be “Toxic times ten.”

There’s a rumor in this week’s Star magazine that I haven’t heard anywhere else that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Phillippe are hitting it.

The scant evidence that Scarlett and Ryan are together seems to be the fact that they were both at the same movie premiere and then at a new L.A. restaurant at the same time, Parc.

A source says that The Nanny Diaries star has been quieting dating Ryan Phillipe, 32, a divorcing father of two. Still, the blonde cuties have been trying to keep their romance hugh-hush, sources tell Star.

On March 16, both attended an L.A. movie premiere but “didn’t show any affection toward each other, perhaps for fear that someone would notice,” says a source. The next evening, the couple hung out together at a new L.A. restaurant Parc. When it came time for Scarlett to leave, she exited with a girlfriend and “went to great lengths to conceal her face with a red coat,” says an eyewitness.

[From Star Magazine print edition, April 9, 2007, via Sammie’s Effluvia]

I’ve read a few stories about this new joint Parc and it seems like a lot of celebrities are going there. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just met up randomly and then made small talk.

All of Hollywood is one big clusterf*ck, but somehow I don’t think this is true. That line about how they didn’t show affection was particularly laughable. Both of their reps deny it too, and Star quotes one as saying it’s a “total fabrication.” If they were even seen out together, it seems like the reps would be using the tried and true “friends” excuse, so it sounds like BS to me.

Ryan Phillippe was said to have hooked up with logic-challenged Ashlee Simpson a couple of weeks ago and to have gone back to her haunted mansion for a little one-night exorcism. Scarlett Johansson was last linked with Justin Timberlake.

Here are Scarlett Johansson’s GQ outtakes, courtesy of TotallyCrap.com. It’s really amazing how many ways a hot woman can be posed to look bored and fuckable. I think these are from a 2004 issue, but I’m having trouble finding out the publication date. Let me know if you know the date.

Justin Timberlake says he hates gossip magazines and that he refuses to participate in their spin. I don’t know what he means, since all he has to do is sit back and let them speculate about his life, but he says that make a lot out of nothing:

Justin Timberlake blames celebrity magazines for turning his personal life into juicy gossip fodder. “I despise what they do,” the 26-year-old singer tells Details magazine in an interview in its April issue. “They create soap operas out of people’s lives. … It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it.”

That includes not dishing any dirt about former girlfriends Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz.

“I would never say anything bad about anyone. I love a lot of those people,” says Timberlake, whose latest album is “FutureSex/LoveSounds.”

At least he’s directing his ire at the source and not at the measly bloggers who pick up the gossip rags’ crumbs. Fergie and Jared Leto take note.

He name-dropped gossip rag OK! Magazine at the Brit Awards in mid February, in what many people think was a veiled reference to a pre-rehab Britney. He said “Everyone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.” OK! seems to be inventing a relationship where there is none between the old lovers, and has continually run pieces about how Justin still loves Britney and is there for her.

Justin was recently said to have blown up at a random person on the street who asked him why he didn’t help Britney in her time of drunken head-shaving need. He said “Why does everyone keep telling me I have to take care of Britney?… Britney, Britney, Britney!…She’s an EX girlfriend! Doesn’t anyone get it? We’re NOT together anymore.”

The April 2nd issue of OK! has an article titled “Can Justin Save Britney from Going Broke?” and goes into detail about how Britney is blowing all her cash while Justin is more reasonable with his massive wealth. They say that Justin’s record producer Timbaland could help Britney make a comeback and they focus on quotes from him that he’s already denied saying about how he wants to help her.

It seems like Justin’s got a point.

Here he is on April 1st leaving Parc. See what I mean about all the celebrities going there? He is also shown outside of a recording studio. Pictures [via]

Thanks to Sammie’s Effluvia for the OK! Magazine scan and story.

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton’s former BFF, sure pissed off her old publicist. Publicist Jonathan Jaxson posted a nasty rant about her on his website. (Site has automatic music. No permalink available) He says she was more than willing to release her sex tape and that she was behind the entire thing despite saying that she didn’t want it released. It’s kind of hard to get his point as he just seems to be mad at her for firing him or taking advantage or something. I think he’s saying that she’s a manipulator who jerks people around.

Jaxson claims Kim stopped hanging out with Paris because she wanted the spotlight all to herself, and that it was Britney’s people who called Paris and told her “The Animal” was no longer available to be friends. Britney’s camp was afraid that Paris was ruining her image.

Also Kardashian supposedly saw Britney doing coke and knew she had sex in a club bathroom with some random guy.

He makes a weird statement about how she only dates black guys and it’s unclear what he’s trying to say except that she make him jump through hoops for her and he’s upset about it:

Cheers to a new chapter in my life. Blogging. Celebrity blogging. Fuck selling it to others, I am going to type it all here for you to see. This is from a, now, former publicist who at one point or another worked with these stars in some manner.

I guess this is what happens when you threaten someone legally and are bitter of some of those in the entertainment industry.

4.02.2007
KIM KARDASHIAN

This is one woman who has completely used and abused my contacts and work ethic. She will remain semi-famous until Hollywood decides to focus their attention on the real women of Hollywood who work hard for what they have…

I guess you get the spotlight you have always wanted when your [sic]
1) Rich
2) Dad’s Famous
3) You sleep with celebrities.
4) Tag along with some of Hollywood’s hottest and #5
5) Release a sex tape and having someone act on your behalf as your publicist to Page 6 the same day as if you really didn’t know!!!

THE DISH ON PARIS AND KIM
The wannabe is Kim Kardashian, known as Paris Hilton’s former BFF. That is right, former. As this former gal-pal was tired of Paris Hilton’s ways and wanted her own spotlight. Kim claims to not have ever partied with drugs or alcohol, however I have pictures to prove otherwise. She claims that is all that Paris did and it got real old not only partying with her at all times, but being her ’sidekick….

KIM ON BRITNEY
While in NYC during Fashion Week this past February, Kim also spoke in regard to her ties with Britney Spears. It was from Kim’s mouth that said Britney had her people contact Paris and say they couldn’t hang out anymore because Paris wasn’t good for her image. Hell, what is then?

Kim also spoke at the fact Britney Spears was in NYC and kept texting Kim to hangout and go bowling or something while in NYC. Kim declined as she was afraid Paris would get mad and the fact that she saw Britney get cocained [sic] up and heard of her screwing a guy in a nightclub bathroom.

[via Hollywood Rag]

He goes on to talk about how Kim made sure to avoid Paris Hilton at fashion week for fear of getting in a fight with her. He also said she tried to make her ex Nick Cannon jealous by attempting to get seated next to him in the front row at a fashion show. He tells a rambling story about how she somehow screwed up a gig he got for her interviewing celebrities backstage at the Heatherette show for Extra TV.

If this guy is a legitimate publicist despite his bloated Flash site, he’s not going to get much work after dissing his old client so openly. He seems to really hate Kardashian, but other than ripping on her for asking him for favors, which was his job, he doesn’t really have a point. It’s kind of juicy to hear that Britney screwed a guy in a bathroom, but that’s not surprising for her and until there are pictures or video it’s not that interesting.

This publicist needs to write more clearly if he wants to diss celebrities effectively. You have to have an angle.

Here’s Kardashian at the Marceau fashion show on 3/29. Check out our fellow blogger from Hollyscoop interviewing her. [via]

Nick Cannon has a new sketch comedy that premieres tomorrow night, April 5th on MTV called “Short Circuitz.” (site has automatic video.)

Paris Hilton did a bit for the show in which she pretends to hawk “What would Paris Do” bracelets that help guide wearers through difficult life decisions. A Paris-esque ditsy blonde is then shown consulting her bracelet after getting pulled over for DUI, when she takes the magic jewelry’s advice and starts getting amorous with one of the police officers.

Paris filmed the bit at her house in early January. She was pulled over for DUI back in September of last year, and was placed on three years probation. Back in January she was willing to make fun of her predicament, but she’s since been busted twice for driving with a suspended license and prosecutors are recommending that her probation be revoked. It’s possible that she could spend some time in jail, but given her legal resources it doesn’t seem likely. Now Paris in jail would make for good comedy.

Paris’ lawyers have threatened to sue if that clip is included in the show:

Paris Hilton acted in an MTV comedy sketch featuring a drunk ditz getting pulled over for DUI - but last week, her lawyers threatened to sue the network if it wasn’t deleted from tomorrow’s debut episode of “ShortCircuitz.” Viewers of the sketch comedy show, exec-produced by Paris pal Nick Cannon, will not get to see a phony infomercial with Hilton shilling “What Would Paris Do” bracelets, The Post’s Don Kaplan reports. In the sketch - which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week - the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to “real-life” situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous,” says the officer.

Cannon and Paris Hilton are friends because they have that Kim Kardashian connection and both go out of their way to avoid her.

Wayne Brady, Ice T, Lil Jon and Snoop Dogg are among the celebrity guests featured on “Short Circuitz” according the preview clip available on the MTV website.

Here’s Paris with his spokesperson Elliot Mintz at Teddy’s on 3/29. That was the night after she got pulled over for driving with a suspended license. She does look like she’s trying not to be miserable, and I have to say that her top is so cute. [via]