Heidi Klum and Seal, parents to three children and married two years, have renewed their wedding vows. On May 13 they held a commitment ceremony at their home in Costa Careyes, Mexico. Their villa sits on a cliff that overlooks the sea and it sounds like it was lovely:

Heidi Kulm, 33, and Seal, 44, are so gaga for each other that… they renewed their wedding vows on May 13, just two years after tying the knot! And like at their first ceremony, the couple - parents to Heidi’s daughter Leni, 3, and sons Henry, 19 months, and Johan, 6 months - proclaimed their love and commitment to each other before their children, family and close friends at their home in beautiful Costa Careyes, Mexico.

[From Star Magazine print edition, June 4, 2007]

Heidi recently said in an interview that her life with Seal is “beautiful.” She described how they work together in their California home on a big two-person desk in a corner office. She said they “spend the day working, or talking, or watch the children playing by the pool.”

She also said that her wedding in Mexico in 2005 was romantic, and “was just the three of us, me and my husband and my daughter Leni.” Maybe that’s why they held another ceremony, for their close family and friends who missed the first one.

They’re such a great couple and it’s kind of incredible to me how many young children they have. I know that a lot of people have kids close together like that, but it looks like a lot of work to me! I’m sure it’s not the same when you have nannies.

Congratulations to Heidi and Seal. It sounds lovely that they renewed their vows and must have been a special occasion.

Star Magazine is surprisingly positive in their assessment of most celebrity bodies, with the exception of Kate Hudson, where they pick the one bad picture of the hot mom and call her “worst secret sagginess.” John Travolta has “worst man boobs” while super muscular but big Hulk Hogan is deemed “worst bikini bod.” Uma Thurman and Kirsten Dunst are the victims of bad bikini choices and are deemed “worst saggy boobs” and “worst boylike bod” respectively. Courtney Love seems to earn her “worst burnout bod” title.

Queen Latifah scores a point for good one pieces and plus size women with the title “best plus-size bod.” Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel have the “best bikini bod” and “best all-around bod.”

Kate Hudson fought back against this silly picture by emerging from the gym last week in a sports bra to show off her super toned abs. She doesn’t have to prove anything to us. Everyone called that picture unfair when it first came out, and to run it again and call her saggy seems mean. It’s just a bad bikini for her body type coupled with a rare moment when she’s running.

Jennifer Aniston is yearning for a baby, claims Star Magazine, and they say she’s ready to adopt as a single mom just like her friend, singer Sheryl Crow, recently did. What’s more is that she wants to look for an American mother, and is working on a domestic adoption. The article has no new details, just “insider quotes” and old remarks from Aniston saying she wants kids, so I would bet it’s recycled from older stories.

Jennifer Aniston is looking for the next love of her life - an adopted baby! Pals say the broody star is lonely and feeling the urge to raise a child of her own. “Jen’s at a place where she seems at peace with her life, but she’s actually very lonesome,” a friend tells Star. “Having a child would fill the void. She’s 38 and in her prime. The only thing she’s missing is a baby…”

“Jennier and her friends have discussions about domestic versus international adoption,” says the friend. “I think Jen qould like to adopt a child from this country. She says there are lots of kids here who need good homes - you don’t need to go to a Third World country. I think that’s a stab in Angelina’s direction, but that’s how Jen feels.

[From Star Magazine print edition, June 4, 2007]

This isn’t the first time this rumor has come up. In January the news came out that Aniston wanted to adopt a baby and was working with a private agency to bring home two tots, a boy and a girl, from an American mother. She was even said to be asking Oprah for advice.

Meanwhile Aniston’s friends Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Sheryl Crow, Laura Dern and her husband Ben Harper had a family getaway weekend with their kids to Montecito, California, about 90 miles north of Los Angeles. It was the first weekend out of town for Sheryl Crow’s 3-week-old adopted son, Wyatt. Maybe Aniston feels left out as a single person and is ready to commit to a child, too. [Details from WENN Photo]

Here are pictures of Aniston, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, and their daughter Coco taking a walk on the beach on Memorial Day. Thanks to Flynet Online for these pictures.

Emo hottie Adam Brody was seen rolling around on the grass at a party in Austria with an unknown brunette. While his ex, Rachel Bilson, has moved on to another one of her co-stars, Hayden Christiansen, he has yet to be substantially linked with anyone.

While it’s hard to tell who this unknown woman is, it could very well be 23 year-old British Popworld host Alexa Chung. She is a fair-skinned brunette like the lanky woman in the picture, and Sky Showbiz reports that he was seen kissing her at Coachella. It could be another woman that fits that description, though.

Brody was said to be “heartbroken” over his split with former live-in love Rachel Bilson. He seems to be getting over her just fine.

Thanks to Splash News and Alexachung.awardspace for these pictures.

Update: Here are pictures of Brody on another night in Austria at a party with the woman he was supposedly making out with, who doesn’t look like Alexa Chung at all. In the two photos it doesn’t look the woman he’s making out with has the same hair as the woman he looks bored talking to, but it’s possible she changed it since the makeout picture, or it’s more likely he’s making out with someone else, maybe Chung. Pictures from Andreas Tischler.com via Gossip Rocks.

Update 2: Here are even more photos from the night in question, including a small picture of the woman’s face that Brody was making out with. Thanks to commentor Sydney for pointing this out. The woman appears to be some new unknown person and isn’t Alexa Chung. It could be the girl from the party Brody looks bored talking to, but it’s hard to tell.

Alexa Chung

British singer Lily Allen says in a new Rolling Stone interview that she was booted from school for performing fellatio on the boys. It wasn’t a big deal to her classmates’ parents, she claims, because they were products of the 60s:

LILY ALLEN was kicked out of school as a teenager when teachers caught her performing fellatio on her classmates.

The bawdy Brit hasn’t been shy when it comes to talking about her troublesome schooldays, but in a new Rolling Stone interview she has revealed just how far she went.

She tells the magazine, “I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age… I was doing blow-jobs… I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”

But she insists that although the sexual servicing upset teachers at her school, her parents weren’t bothered when the authorities alerted them to Allen’s scandalous behaviour.

She adds, “They didn’t care… They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.”

[Story via Gossip Rocks]

That’s really TMI and seems like something she shouldn’t be telling the press, but maybe she wanted to get it out of the way and figured it would come out sometime anyway.

Allen has struck out on her myspace blog against Lindsay Lohan, who had her kicked off a table at Les Deux. She says she deserves her DUI:

After that we went to this club called Les Deux , and that was really fun untill Linsay Lohan arrived and had us thrown off our table , I know shes a huge star an all , and famous people deserve to sit down especially when they’ve been working so hard , but whatevs . Linday our thoughts are with you as you go through this difficult time in your life ( she got arrested this weekend ) in the words of Timbaland and Timberlake ” what goes around …………..”

Allen performed on the Today Show with Blondie recently. She called it “another amazing experience which I shall remember forever” and said she was scared about it at first. While she was bemoaning her weight in an older blog entry, she seems to be much happier after her recent excursion to America, and says that she got a manicure and a massage while she was there. That always makes me feel better, too.

Thanks to Lily Allen for the header picture and WENN For the photo below.

I’m travelling today but will be around later in the day your time.

- Caution: Lindsay Lohan driving signs [Pretty on the Outside]
- Video of drunk Lindsay Lohan crashing her Mercedes [Metadish]
- The official poster for Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party [ICYDK]
- Miss USA falls on her ass [DListed]
- Rosario Dawson on the beach at Cannes is dissapointing (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Djimon Honsou and Kimora Lee Simmons are still going strong [Bossip]
- Dolce and Gabbana’s glamorous Cannes party [PopSugar]
- Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli have not broken up [Gliteratti]
- Heather Locklear is hot in a bikini [Derek Hail]
- Jessica Simpson is scholarly [Celebslam]
- Jessica Biel pumping gas [Bastardly]
- Woody Harrelson is not bad looking without a shirt [I'm Not Obsessed]
- What ‘The View’ needs now: ‘A gay man’ [Lifeline Live]
- Eva Longoria says she’s lost a lot of jobs for being too pretty [Gabsmash]
- Paris Hilton working out [Haute Gossip]
- Anna Kournikova is single [Hollywood Tuna]

Shanna Moakler has started another war of words with Lindsay Lohan using her MySpace page. Lindsay Lohan has retaliated, because, well, she’s Lindsay Lohan and she’s also an immature bitch.

Here is what was put up on Moakler’s page. She’s a thirty year old woman with kids, people. Someone needs a J-O-B:

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

(Lindsay Lohan gets paid that much to act in crap films? Man, I am in the wrong profession.)

Here’s Lindsay’s witty retort:

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career.

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

(I couldn’t find the Lindsay MySpace link, but the quote is from Dlisted).

I bought a Magic 8 Ball over the weekend to help me answer pertinent life questions. So far it’s helped me decide what to have for dinner two days in a row, and what outfit I should wear this morning. I am going to ask it why Shanna and Lindsay have to resort to such nonsense.

Magic 8 Ball, does Shanna Moakler have a job?

Eight Ball says “No.”

Magic 8 Ball, is Shanna Moakler doing all of this for publicity because she’s just as attention seeking as LiLo?

Magic 8 Ball says “Absolutely!”

Magic 8 Ball, is Lindsay Lohan ever going to win an Oscar with her continuous need to go on MySpace and fight with middle aged has-been’s (wait a minute, has Shanna Moakler been on anything, really? OK, she’s a “no-been”, then).

Magic 8 Ball says “Not a chance in Hell.”

The Magic 8 Ball never lies, people. Let’s just stand aside and let these two get on with it, shall we?

Britney’s posted a massive statement to her fans via her website, and it makes for interesting reading. In it she explains about coming to terms with all the problems in her life, and how she wants people to understand where she is coming from.

The statement is quite lengthy, but seems heartfelt to me. Due to the length of it, I would suggest only reading this if you have an extra minute at work and your boss doesn’t have any deadlines waiting for you. Here it is, with some parts cut out.

Dear Fans,

I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons[sic] intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough…

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time.

I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me…

Wow, maybe Simon Cowell did meet with her after all. That man works fast — we have to send him a fruit basket or something to thank him for his work.

I was looking for any sign that a publicist might have written this, but it seems to me that Britney could have posted this (although I think she probably ran it by one of her flunkies to spell check it first). It sounds like she has been burned quite badly, and this could explain why she has burned so many bridges with people.

It looks like Britney is slowly trying to gain some control of her life, and even if she is not doing a perfect job of it at the moment, at least she’s trying (Hear that, Lindsay Lohan! At least Britney is trying!). I rag on her alot, but I have to give her credit — it takes some cojones to put stuff like this out there.

Well, at least this is a start. I just wish she owned up to more things in her statement. I get she was controlled, but she ultimately is responsible for her own decisions.

Note by Celebitchy: It sounds to me like she’s trying to explain why she cut her mother out of her life, and by saying a lot of people used her, she’s implying her mom did, too.

Pictures from SplashNews and used by permission.

Mel B has moved on from her failed romance with Eddie Murphy by dating movie producer Stephen Belafonte. The relationship is moving at warp speed, with the couple being caught house shopping over the weekend in an area of Beverly Hills.

I’m happy Mel B is moving on after what that wanker Eddie did to her, but doesn’t she remember that the last two times she proceeded too quickly in her last relationships they fell apart soon afterwards?

From The Daily Mail:

The former Spice Girl tried her best to avoid photographers as she spent a few hours looking at homes in the Beverly Hills area - down the road from former bandmate Victoria Beckham.

Mel, aka Scary Spice, looked fab in a full-length floral dress and big shades, while her new man Stephen cradled her eight-week-old daughter Angel Iris in his arms.

The singer, 32 today, is set to earn over £1million from a Spice Girls reunion tour later this year and sources say this money will go towards building a new life in LA - and it looks like Stephen is well and truly part of her plans.

Mel is currently embroiled in a bitter paternity battle with Eddie Murphy over Angel Iris. The Beverly Hills Cop star is denying the baby is his but refuses to take a paternity test to prove it.

Eddie has yet to even set eyes on the tiny tot. But none of this seems to have deterred Stephen - who produced the cult movie Thank You For Smoking - as he was all smiles with his new lady love.

Just two weeks ago, Mel was gushing about her new man, saying: “I’m very happy. Stephen is great fun and he satisfies me. The less said about the Beverly Hills C**k the better.”

Let’s face it, every woman has a friend who loves being in a relationship (I should know, I am the one in the group of my friends who is a serial monogamist). They meet a guy, and two minutes later, they want to have their babies and get serious like crazy (yes, I am listening to Natasha Bedingfield, and yes I am a saddo). Mel B needs to slow down and get to know a guy better before she starts buying her Vera Wang gown.

I hope this relationship works out for Mel B, but I won’t hold my breath. That girl’s life swallows drama like a Jerry Springer like black hole. What she needs to get to work on is making sure Eddie Murphy pays up for his daughter. Shrek 3 isn’t doing so bad at the cinema, after all.

Nicole Richie was trying to be sarchastic and funny in a recent e-mail inviting people over for a Memorial Day party she threw with Mischa Barton. Instead, she inadvertently revealed her body image and eating issues, and the struggle she faces trying to fit in:

From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx > To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks

[From In Touch Weekly]

The article goes on to quote analysis by Dr. Joyce Brothers, who says Nicole is “thumbing her nose at the people in rehab.” They also quote a witness who says “Nicole didn’t eat anything,” at the party which isn’t that much of a stretch.

Nicole Richie is having nightmares about prison, they say, and is terrified that she faces the same fate as her frenemy Paris. Nicole faces 5 days if convicted of her latest DUI, when she was busted driving the wrong way on the freeway last November, and admitted to cops to smoking pot and taking Vicodin.

Nicole was said to have collapsed at that party, but I only read that from one source and it doesn’t seem to be confirmed yet. Yesterday I was calling her maybe-pregnant for what everyone schooled me was an “ana belly” which happens when people are malnurished and can no longer digest food properly.

I have little doubt this is an actual e-mail from Nicole Richie, because she used the same “split open your pants” wording in her nasty e-mail to Lauren Hastings after Lindsay robbed Hastings’ stuff.

Richie’s rep said “This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”

The thing is, it sounds to me like she’s trying to joke but is failing miserably. By joking that women over 100 pounds shouldn’t get into the party, she seems to be revealing her own trouble with fitting in, and how she sees starving herself as the answer to her feelings of inadequacy. Or maybe she’s just bitchy like this.

Meanwhile Richie got in a little fender bender after the party, backing into another driver’s bumper at a gas station. She hugged the female driver of the other car and nothing much seems to have come of it.