Pamela Anderson is just a big tease. She’s performed seductively with the Pussycat Dolls dance troupe, she’s lured Borat across America, and now she’s teasing us again – threatening to retire.

She tells USA Today that she has maybe “five more years” of show business in her.

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” Ms. Anderson says. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids.” Those children are Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, her sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee. She wed Rick Salomon in October.

Dallas News

In 5 years your kids are probably going to be embarrassed when their friends try and check out their aging mother’s assets as she drops them off at school. Teenage boys don’t care if they’re fake or real. I also suspect that she’s not going to be a lot of help in the math department for much longer - like most people she probably hasn’t done algebra since high school. And she thinks everything adds up to DD.

She also says her marriage to Rick Solomon wasn’t undertaken in haste.

“Nah,” she said of her seemingly hasty stroll down the aisle. “I make all of my decisions in about five minutes.”

Plus, after nearly two months of wedded bliss, preceded by 15 years of being friends, Anderson says things have never been better or more solid.

“I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. We’re good for each other… He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his. We’ve always rooted for each other.”

As for how the duo spends their free time, the answer is hardly unexpected for celebs of their stature.

“We’re in every night,” she told the paper. “Having sex.”

E! News

Well, the marriage might have been undertaken in haste, but Pammy knows how to keep her man happy. And given the couple’s history, I’m guessing a sex tape is heading our way pretty soon.

Picture note by Jaybird: Header image of Pam and Rick Salomon at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino Grand Opening on November 17th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

I always thought those pictures of gorgeous women in newspapers, offering sexual services were fake. Honestly, you’d think a woman that good looking could at least strip, or find herself a sugar daddy, or work in retail, rather than sell her body.

Turns out I was right about the fake pics – Jessica Simpson and models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio are being advertised in Russian newspapers.

In the naughty section of the Moscow Times are ads for escorts, complete with photos — of these three stars! According to the ad, Kurkova’s working name is Kristina, Ambrosio’s is Masha and both are available 24 hours a day.

TMZ

Check out the advertisements here.

Jessica might well be getting pimped out, as her father apparently set her up with Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo.

“Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, ‘I know she’s not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?’ Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They’ve been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She’s been texting everyone about how great he is,” the friend said, adding that Romo even joined the Simpsons in Waco, Texas, for Thanksgiving.

A rep for Simpson wouldn’t comment on her personal life but told Page Six, “She is happily recording her country album.”

Fox News

Yep, Joe is weird. Jess is strange. The mum seems a little pushy. Her sister has an odd nose. I really, really want to spend Christmas with that wacko family – it might make a nice change from my own eccentric relatives

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Jessica Simpson out for dinner in NYC on November 16th. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

The Olsen twins have their apartment up for sale in New York’s Greenwich Village. It has twelve rooms, one of which is a 53ft entertaining room with a center fireplace. It has a private elevator, two 100 square foot walk-in closets, and views of the Hudson River.

According to the real estate website, the 5,725 square foot apartment has some of “the most spectacular water and city views in all of Manhattan through 53 large picture windows.”

Four additional bedrooms, a powder room, four full marble baths, plus 24 hour doorman, concierge and in-house valet.

Daily Telegraph

Sound tempting? The apartment will only set you back a cool $12 million, which is quite a tidy profit for the girls, who purchased the apartment when they were nine for $7 million. They have never lived there, but rented the property for $35,000 a month.

I wish I’d been so money-smart when I was nine, maybe I was. Perhaps the weak link here is that I simply didn’t have a spare $7 million in pocket money. Really, I wish mum had pushed me into showbiz somedays, instead of making me play basketball. Fortunately, I now have my own children to be overly ambitious for, I’ll show mum how it’s really done.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here are the Olsen twins at the Annual Free Arts NYC Art and Photography Benefit Auction on May 23, 2006. It seems like they’re really trying to carve out their own identities - between selling their joint apartment and rarely being photographed together anymore. Images thanks to PR Photos.

The current drama with the Hogan family is proof that Karma really is a bitch. And like any other form of justice, it’s best when it’s sure and swift. Though Linda Hogan, 48, just filed for divorce last week, it turns out the couple has been separated for several months. Given that fact, it’s weird that Hulk Hogan publicly professed surprise at the divorce papers.

Either way, the Hulk is pissed. He’s going to fight Linda on alimony and child support. Their loser son Nick is still 17, so technically Linda could get some child support if Nick lived with her. Hulk says Linda is able to support herself, and notes that they have two houses and their liabilities should be divided equally between the pair. I wonder if that includes the legal liability the family will be facing when John Graziano’s parents sue them for the car crash Nick caused that turned Graziano into a vegetable?

In the court filing, Terry Bollea, 54, contested everything from his wife’s alimony and custody claims to the couple’s marriage date. Linda Bollea’s petition lists it as Dec. 12, 1983, while Terry Bollea says it was Dec. 18. Terry Bollea had it right: Public records show they were married Dec. 18, 1983. According to court documents, Terry and Linda Bollea separated about a month after their son Nick’s Aug. 26 car wreck, which critically injured his friend and passenger, John Graziano.

Linda Bollea, 48, is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support. She also wants custody of their son, subject to “liberal visitation” with his father. But in his counter-claim, Terry Bollea said his wife is capable of supporting herself and helping support their son, 17, who will be a minor until July. The petition also says Nick Bollea is old enough to decide with whom he will live and that “it would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility.”

[From the St. Petersburg Times]

I love that quote about “shared parental responsibility.” That implies that they have some parental responsibility, which they clearly don’t. Unless they’re planning on starting it now, I doubt that makes a bit of difference. I hope they both lose their shirts when the Grazianos sue them, and then they won’t have to argue about alimony and division of assets – just division of debt.

Oh greatest of sadnesses: Lindsay Lohan is single once again. Though Michael Lohan had called every major (and minor) news organization to report on his happy Thanksgiving with Lindsay and mentioned her lovely relationship with Riley Giles, it turns out the pair broke up right after the holiday. You know, a really big turkey dinner can do that to the best of us. You’re sitting there uncomfortably full, and you turn to Lindsay Lohan and realize she’s tanned to the exact same color of the turkey, and if she keeps doing that for a few more years her skin will have the same consistency. And suddenly, the fame and money doesn’t seem worth it, and you’re on the next flight back to Utah. But not before you make room for some pie. Because your turkey stomach may be full, but your sweet stomach still had a pie-shaped hole that needs to be filled. Am I projecting here?

Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles, the 25-year-old snowboarder she met while seeking treatment at Utah’s Cirque Lodge, have ended their relationship, sources confirm to PEOPLE. “They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.” Adds another source: “She is concentrating on her life and her career.”

Lohan, 21, checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge on Oct. 5. She had been there since August. (The breakup was first reported by E! News.) A week after his daughter had left Cirque Lodge, Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, told PEOPLE about Giles: “He’s a great, great kid. If you met him, you’d like him.”

[From People]

People also mentions that Lindsay is heading back to the studio to record her second album. I’m not sure if that’s really the best way to further your career, considering how poorly the first album did. Though she’s actually got a decent voice – it’s not nearly as embarrassing as Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie singing.

On the career front, Lindsay is gearing up to head back to the studio to record an album for Universal Music Group’s Motown label, to be released next year. (She had previously recorded with the parent company’s Casablanca label.)

A label source tells PEOPLE that Lohan “is expected to start recording within the next two weeks.” In addition, Lohan is gearing up for a scheduled cameo on ABC’s Ugly Betty. Says her rep: “As we left it, she was in talks to do an arc on Ugly Betty, which she is a huge fan of. She’s hoping that the [writers’] strike ends soon. She’d love to get back to work.”

[From People]

Though a few reports of Lindsay trying to drink came in when she first left rehab, it seems that she’s actually been on the straight and narrow for the most part. Though her parents are world-class idiots, she’s reconnected with her father and remains close to her mother. The worst thing that’s been confirmed is spending too much time in the tanning booth. Hopefully she’ll stay out of random guys’ beds for a while and settle into her life for a bit.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here Lindsay shopping at American Apparel in Los Angeles yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.

One of my most and least favorite things to read about are actresses’ salaries. It’s fun to see who makes what, but it’s also a little depressing to realize you won’t make 1/10th of that in your lifetime. It’s equally fun to see how they blow all that money. Though I tend to think they should all blow a little more of it by sending it my way, but whatever.

Even though her latest film, “Rendition,” was a flop, Reese Witherspoon is a moneymaker. The 31-year-old Academy Award winner commands $15 million to $20 million a movie, placing her at the top of The Hollywood Reporter’s annual list of the highest-paid actresses. Angelina Jolie came in second with similar salary demands, though the animated “Beowulf” earned the 32-year-old actress far less - just $8 million.

Cameron Diaz was third, with a $15 million-per-movie price tag. Nicole Kidman dropped to fourth place, two spots lower than last year, with an asking price of $10 million to $15 million a film. Renee Zellweger and Sandra Bullock also get $10 to $15 million paychecks. So does Julia Roberts, who hasn’t appeared on the big screen since 2004. Her next film, “Charlie Wilson’s War,” is due in theaters in December. Rounding out the top 10 are Drew Barrymore and Jodie Foster, who ask $10 million to $12 million per project, and Halle Berry, who gets $10 million a picture.

[From the Associated Press]

Some of those numbers seem kind of backwards to me. Well frankly they all seem backwards to me, just in terms of sheer amounts. But I can’t believe that Cameron Diaz is worth more than Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts. The most sophisticated movies she’s been in was “There’s Something About Mary.” I know I’ve read that Kidman, Roberts, and Jodie Foster have all done several lower budget films where they’ve taken a pay cut, so that probably lowers their average. In the last ten years Cameron Diaz has only done cheap commercial crap with a very occasional decent, big budget movie thrown in. But clearly she knows what she’s doing – she’s worth $15 million a film. I don’t know why, but she is.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Cameron Diaz on the set of “What Happens in Vegas” in NYC on October 17th. Images thanks to Splash Photos. Header of Reese Witherspoon at the Children’s Defense Fund ‘Beat the Odds’ awards on November 1st. Images thanks to WENN.

You know how once in a while, an actor will reveal something intimately personal and it becomes legendary. And there are other times when an actor reveals something intimately personal and it scares the shit out of you. Former heartthrob Christian Slater gave one of those “too much information” interviews recently. I’m going to warn you in advance: this may make you throw up. So if you’ve got a laptop, read this story near the toilet. If you’re on a desktop, I suggest you unhook everything and reconnect it all in your bathroom. Because you know it’d be better than where you’re working anyway.

Christian Slater, currently doing theater in London and linked to Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon, sat down with Arena magazine and started to reveal a bit of a toe fetish. “I’m always experimenting in the bedroom, trying to discover new ways to have a good time and enjoy myself. I think toes are a lot of fun, definitely. Do some of your own research and find out how, but trust me. Uh oh, now I’ve crossed the line!”

In addition to enjoying toes, Slater talked drugs. He’s had well-publicized bouts with alcohol and rehab in the past. “The last time I had ecstasy was five years ago. There’s no question that in proper quantities and the right manner, drugs are fine. On the other hand, your perceptions tend to get all screwed up and you lose track of what you’ve taken, and how much, and what you’re saying and what you’re doing.”

[From the Huffington Post]

If there were a perfect job for me, it would be titled “Looker-upper of random useless information on the internet expert.” I’m way too curious by nature, and not easily disgusted. There are few things I won’t look up. But Christian Slater telling me to do some of my own research and find out how toes can be incorporated into sex play is absolutely where I draw the line. There are some sick websites out there that show all manner of death and destruction. I look at them, because I’m curious and weird like that. But Christian Slater toe sex? Not having it. My only explanation is that all his well-documented drug use has clearly messed up some part of his wiring, and whatever part of his brain was the sex part is now rerouted to the foot part.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Christian Slater and Tamara Mellon at the Swimming With Sharks gala performance in London on October 17th. Botox much? Images thanks to WENN.

The most telling picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Rumer Willis parties with her dad [Dlisted]
Akon Will Face Charges [Bossip]
Jack Nicholson looking hot as always [Celebslam]
Britney’s Artistic Vision Comes to Light [Yeeeah!]
Halle Berry And Diamonds Are Forever [I’m Not Obsessed]
Vanessa Hudgens Has Her 28th Mocha This Week!!! [The Bastardly]
Sara Ramirez and Justin Chambers out and about in NYC [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Stacy Keibler in Animal Print (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Victoria Beckham Goes Nude for Charity [Hollywood Rag]
Tila Tequila: You Might Not Have a Shot [Agent Bedhead]
Eliza Dushku isn’t into group sex. Good to know [The Belmish]
Coney Island is about to be history. This story is especially near and dear to my heart, as Coney Island is pretty much my favorite place in New York City. It’s still old and gritty and looks like it did in 1960. Not for much longer though [CityRag]
Natalie Portman — NY Times Style Magazine [Crazy Days and Nights]
Ashlee Simpson’s “Outta My Head” — Love it or Leave it? [Popsugar]
Hot Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
Nicole Richie Works? [CelebNewswire]
GASP! Lindsay Lohan is SELLING Photo Ops! [Evil Beet]
Katie Price is Still an Attention Whore [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Adrien Brody Does Miss Sixty [Glitterati Gossip]
Bluebell Halliwell Catches Chickenpox From Cruz Beckham [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Are We Happy That Jude Law is Embracing His Male-Pattern Baldness? [A Socialite’s Life]
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Grocery Run [Just Jared]

Famous motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel has died, according to his website. Though no cause of death has been given, Knievel has been in poor health for several years. He suffered from diabetes, hepatitis C, and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, a condition that scarred his lungs. He was 69 years old.

Only two days before his death, it was reported that Knievel and Kanye West amicably settled a federal lawsuit that the stuntman brought last year over the use of Knievel’s trademarked image in a video for Kanye’s song “Touch the Sky.” In it, West took on the persona of “Evel Kanyevel” and tries to jump a rocket-powered motorcycle over a canyon – an apparent nod to Knievel’s failed attempt to jump Idaho’s Snake River Canyon in 1974.

According to the Associated Press, Knievel and West recently met in the motorcycle legend’s Clearwater, Fla., condo, and Knievel also expressed concern for West, who was mourning the loss of his mother who died suddenly earlier this month. “I know he’s had some tough times the past few weeks, and I hope things work out,” Knievel was quoted as saying.

[From People]

Dying at that age isn’t really old. It’s not so young where it’s shocking, but considering he was up and about and meeting with Kanye West last week, one would think he was doing reasonably well until the very end. Our thoughts are with his family.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Evel Knievel leaping over nine cars on his motorcycle at Madison Square Garden on August 7th, 1971 Images thanks to WENN.