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Mar 4
'08
Celebrities without necks


FreakingNews is an image competition site which features Photoshop contests inspired by the news, and often includes celebrity-related contests. Their most popular contests are the very disturbing (warning on this link) Mouth Eyes and the more tolerable Face Transplants, which features different celebrity features morphed together to create a single face.

A contest that involved removing the necks from celebrities was just completed, and the results don’t all look ridiculous. Apologies to Mr. Nicholson, but the person who Photoshopped his picture made it look surprisingly realistic.

The winners in this contest were Mandrak for Kristen Dunst neckless, Mundo for Kid Rock, and Mandrak again for Beyonce.

Thanks to FreakingNews for these pictures, which were used with permission.

Posted in Photos

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Mar 4
'08
Hospital to blame John Ritter for his death

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Amy Yasbeck, the wife of the late actor John Ritter, 54, gave moving testimony in court yesterday as relived her husband’s last moments. Ritter passed away from a tear in his aorta on September 11th, 2003. Yasbeck – along with John’s four children - is suing two of the doctors who treated Ritter for $67 million. The case has been at trial for several weeks now, during which time many of John’s friends and coworkers testified about his career, which had taken a big upswing since starring in “8 Simple Rules to Date My Daughter.” Everyone also noted how beloved John was not just by his family but in the entertainment industry as a whole. All of which is relevant as it goes to his earning potential, which is a key factor in deciding the amount of any possible judgment. Amy’s testimony was heartbreaking, and it’s clear she deeply loved and still mourns her husband.

Amy Yasbeck sometimes could barely speak through her tears as she recounted the last hours in which she was summoned to a hospital and told her husband was having a heart attack and needed an angiogram. She said that Ritter, who was in a hospital bed, was “scared” and asked Dr. Joseph Lee, one of the two defendants in the lawsuit, if he could get a second opinion before he agreed to the procedure.

“Dr. Lee said, ‘No, there’s no time. You’re in the middle of a heart attack,’” Yasbeck testified. She said Lee asked Ritter to sign a consent form and read him its details. Asked by her lawyer, Moses Lebovits, what happened next, Yasbeck broke into gasping sobs.

“I leaned down to John’s ear and said, ‘I know you’re scared but you have to be brave and do this because these guys know what they’re doing.’ And he was brave for all the time I saw him,” she said.

[From the Huffington Post]

The National Enquirer has a source that says the defense is going to argue that John Ritter caused his own death by requesting the hospital, Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, register him under an alias. According to the source, the hospital claims that this request caused a mix-up regarding an ordered chest X-ray which Ritter never got, leading to his death. If John had gotten the X-ray, the doctors would have seen that he had an aortic dissection and treated him for that, instead of a heart attack.

[Dr. Joseph] Lee asked to see an X-ray, but was told that none had been taken, said the source. It’s now believed that a chest X-ray WAS ordered, but was never carried out due to confusion centering on which name John was registered under.

By then, John’s symptoms had become acute, and Dr. Lee then acted in accordance with what is 90 percent of the time the correct diagnosis - a mild heart attack - instead of an aortic condition. Defense attorneys are now saying a clerical error caused by John’s use of an alias caused the request of an X-ray to fall through the cracks, the source says. That error may have prevented a proper diagnosis, defense attorneys are expected to argue.

[From the National Enquirer, print edition, March 10, 2008]

Even if that is the case, and a clerical error did cause the mix up, I’m a little unclear as to how that would absolve the hospital of any legal responsibility. If they were unable to work with an alias, shouldn’t they have simply refused to let Ritter use one? I understand that could have added a layer of confusion during a frantic time, but then shouldn’t the answer have been, “You should register under your own name to make things clear,”? Unless there’s some legal obligation by which hospitals are required to let a patient use a different name, I can’t imagine how a clerical error could have been John Ritter’s fault – doesn’t the fault of a clerical error lie with the clerk? And thus their employer?

John Ritter’s death was so heartbreaking, and he really was still young and vital. Hopefully the case will wind up soon and his family will get some sort of closure.

Here are John and Amy and their daughter Stella along with John’s three kids from his first marriage Carly, Tyler, and Jason at the “101 Dalmatians II” premiere on January 11th, 2003. Header of John and Amy at ABC Televisions 75th Anniversary Celebration on March 16th, 2003. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Posted in Deaths, Lawsuits

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Mar 4
'08
Katie Holmes insulted Victoria Beckham by calling tattoos trashy

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Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham in Paris. October, 2006
It’s been a while since Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham have been seen out together spending their husbands’ money on overpriced clothing they’ll wear for a fraction of a day. Star offers a potential explanation for their maybe-rift in the form of “insider information” that’s likely to be completely fabricated, but is too good to pass up. Katie is said to have called tattoos “trashy,” and since Victoria Beckham enjoys decorating her twig-like limbs with permanent ink, she is said to have found that comment particularly insulting:

It’s arctic between Katie Holmes and her fashion mentor, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, and a source tells Star that it’s all because of a tattoo! Thrilled with her latest tat [on the inside of her wrist] of the Latin phrase “De Integro” - it means “afresh” - Posh urged BFF Katie to get inked herself. Posh, who got this fifth one to mark her new start in the U.S., “was pretty shocked and upset” when the Mad Money actress called such body art trashy, says the source.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 10, 2008]

You can see Katie Holmes saying this. She dresses and acts like an old lady, it’s not a stretch to claim she thinks like one too. (Although people of all ages think tattoos are trashy.)

Katie and Victoria famously attended Paris Fashion Week together in October, 2006, and spent time in Paris again in January, 2007. Apart from some get-togethers with their husbands they haven’t spent a lot of time together since. The last we heard of the Cruises and Beckhams together was in early December, 2006 2007 when Tom and Katie took Suri to a Spice Girls concert. Maybe they just aren’t best buddies. Or maybe Katie did insult Victoria - by copping her look and then calling her former good friend’s body art “trashy.”

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Posted in Friends, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham

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Mar 4
'08
David Beckham visits sick kids in Shanghai hospital; chaos ensues

David Beckham is apparently the new Michael Jackson. Don’t worry, his nose is fine, and he hasn’t done anything illegal with minors. But he has caused a screaming, fainting, police-restraining frenzy a la Michael Jackson in 1984. Beckham went to visit leukemia patients at Shanghai’s Xinhua Hospital, where all sorts of mass chaos ensued. After bystanders charged the hospital, police actually had to seal off several of the hospital’s entrances and refuse people admission. David Beckham seems like a great guy, but damn. That’s pretty hardcore.

Hundreds of fans, staff, the media and curious bystanders converged upon the hospital, prompting police to close off access to a wing of Xinhua Hospital, an AFP reporter witnessed. No-one was allowed to enter or leave the wing for several hours.

One woman screamed hysterically as angry police refused to allow her inside, and organizers were forced to cancel a donation ceremony scheduled to take place outside the hospital.

“I want to see a doctor,” she said as she tried to fight her way in.

Beckham is in Shanghai with his US club, LA Galaxy, for an exhibition match against a Shanghai-Hong Kong team on Wednesday.

Police struggled to clear people away from the ward’s main entrance, holding up Beckham’s car for at least 15 minutes.

[From Yahoo! News]

That is some serious Beckham love right there. No word on if anyone ripped off clothing or threw panties in David’s general direction. Yahoo points out that David Beckham is VERY popular in Asia, where he drew huge crowds during the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea. His name is even used (without his permission) to promote a brand of Chinese condoms – which has become a bestseller. Nothing says “National Obsession” quite like getting your name on a condom. Why Brad Pitt doesn’t have a line out for Trojan here makes no sense to me. The L.A. Galaxy soccer team is in Shanghai on a three-city tour of Asia. They lost to FC Seoul on Saturday, and will play in Hong Kong against a South China side on March 9.

Here’s David visiting sick children at Xinhua Hospital yesterday – along with the huge crowd of fans. Images thanks to WENN.

Posted in David Beckham, Sports

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Mar 4
'08
Paris Hilton wanders L.A. with fake guru

Paris Hilton continues on her never ending quest to appear to have depth. Unfortunately when you’re as shallow as Paris, there’s not much to work with. Remember her planned trip to Africa to feed starving orphans (or some such cliché)? Well that didn’t exactly pan out… you know because it was hard… but luckily Paris has stumbled upon the next best way to look deep. She’s teamed up with a fake guru to wander the streets of L.A., holding metaphysical books and looking pained. Oh Paris, you’re so unique.

Always one to take the road less traveled Paris Hilton has stepped out with the latest fashion must-have - her very own Buddhist monk, complete with flowing orange robes and a mane of grey hair. The bizarre duo were spotted wandering around LA, taking time to pop into a spiritual book shop and a luxury hotel.

The 27-year-old went for and understated look, with a demure white outfit as she browsed the shelves of the Bodhi Tree bookstore. The hotel-heiress has been attempting change her party-girl image and it looks as if the ageing monk is giving her a helping hand.

Paris and her “guru” sat down to read a book called “The Path to the Painted Shaman” and the Hollywood celebrity appeared to be listening intently to what he had to say. The monk also persuaded Paris to give away a piece of diamond jewelery as they wandered the streets together.

[From the Daily Mail]

I’m sure it was just good quality cubic zirconia. I doubt Paris Hilton would give away diamonds for anything – though I’d really like to know who she supposedly gave them to. Was it a street person, or just some random passerby? Did the person ask for it, or was the guru bringing it up at random? The best part is that the guru isn’t a guru at all – he’s an actor.

So you didn’t think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her “Guru” that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie’s MySpace profile quote makes it clear — he’s the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, “Burbank can kiss my a**.”

[From TMZ]

There’s no way to ascertain whether Paris knows Santillan is an actor or if she thinks he’s really a monk. I really really really hope this is for an upcoming episode of Punk’d or something. Which I don’t think is even on anymore, but if there was anyone who deserves to be Punk’d, it’s definitely Paris. She’d laugh like she was in on it the whole time, but only because she has no idea what’s going on, and in that type of situation it’s always best to laugh.

Paris is shown out with her “Shaman” on 3/1/08. She is also shown in 944 Magazine. If I had a dollar for every time a guru told me to dress like that…

Posted in Maxie Santillan, Paris Hilton, Religion

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Mar 4
'08
Adrian Grenier’s creative signs for the paparazzi


Entourage star Adrian Grenier has been photographed toting various card-sized signs with messages for the paparazzi and the viewing public. They look professionally designed with metallic writing and embossed symbols, and Adrian has either hired someone to create them, is friends with a graphic artist or is pretty skilled at Photoshop.

From what I can tell the first time he was spotted out with one of his paparazzi cards was on 2/20 at a pre-Oscar party for Global Green USA. Grenier is an active environmentalist, drives a Prius and is involved with many charities to raise environmental awareness and conservation. He was seen holding a card on the green carpet that read “Green is Gold.”

About a week later Grenier was seen outside of Villa Nightclub holding a sign that read “Whatchew looking At” that featured the eye from the dollar bill with lightning bolts coming out of it.

He was most recently photographed jogging while holding a sign saying “This is a non-event.”

People Magazine reminds us that Grenier used the excuse last summer that he was working on a documentary on the paparazzi in order to justify his hookup with Paris Hilton. His little signs could be part of the upcoming film, or he could just be messing with the paparazzi. Either way, he has our interest. It’s a very clever way to get attention while using paparazzi photos as protest. If only he would get a haircut and shave and hold up signs dissing other celebrities and making fun of various media moguls.

Our favorite Adrian Grenier pictures are still the ones showing him jump starting a car, though.

Thanks to WENN and PRPhotos for these pictures.

Posted in Adrian Grenier

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Mar 4
'08
“American Idol” contestant once danced at gay strip club

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Though “American Idol” claims to have a pretty thorough screening process, contestants with less than savory backgrounds keep getting through. Which wouldn’t be a problem if “Idol’s” producers said they didn’t care one way or the other – but they’ve kicked singers out for unsavory things in the past. A few years ago singer Frenchie Davis was eliminated from the competition after topless photos of her surfaced on the internet. However last year contestant was allowed to stay when her racy photos popped up. Now it’s been revealed that 24-year-old contestant David Hernandez used to work as a stripper in a gay strip club for over three years – and it’s been confirmed by the club’s owner.

“American Idol” contestant David Hernandez once entertained audiences by removing his clothes instead of singing tunes, a manager at a male strip club in Phoenix told The Associated Press.

The 24-year-old finalist from Glendale, Ariz., once worked as a stripper at Dick’s Cabaret, appearing fully nude and performing lap dances for the club’s “mostly male” clientele, club manager Gordy Bryan said Monday.

“He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here,” Bryan said. According to Bryan, Hernandez steadily worked at the club for three years until September 30, 2007. “He never renewed his licensing with the state, so he hasn’t been on my roster since then,” Bryan said.

[From the Huffington Post]

“American Idol” producers could get a lot of bad press if they kick Hernandez out. If they’d had a clear-cut policy on this kind of issue, that’d be one thing. But since they’ve kicked one person out and let another stay, it could look like bias if they made Hernandez leave the competition. I wonder if the producers would consider working as a stripper better or worse than posing nude. They’ve also kicked people out for having criminal backgrounds – but have let some people stay as long as they revealed whatever negatives were in their past. I honestly wish they’d be a little more lenient. If a criminal has paid their debt to society, they have a right and responsibility to get a job. Why shouldn’t they try out for American Idol? What an inspirational story that would be - “Ex con turns his/her life around.” Same thing with someone who was a stripper. Talk about following your dreams. Hopefully Hernandez will be judged based on his talent and not his past.

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Posted in American Idol, David Hernandez, Gay Issues

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Mar 4
'08
James Blunt shows graphic war footage at concert

James Blunt apparently abandoned his lady loving ways just long enough to show some graphic war footage during a recent concert. Blunt is best known for bland over-played music and romancing thousands of women the world over. But before he was a singer, he worked as an armed guard for NATO, serving as a peacekeeper in Kosovo. Somehow it’s hard to look at his face and imagine that. I’d have an easier time believing he used to professionally make ribbons for girls’ hair or something. But I digress. James took a lot of video of the destruction in Kosovo, and chose to show some of it during his concert in New York City last night.

British crooner James Blunt kept his ladies’-man persona intact Friday night at the Beacon Theatre - until he launched into his poignant ballad “No Bravery,” and the collective swooning turned to gasps.

As Blunt revealed that he wrote the tune while serving as an armed NATO peacekeeper in Kosovo, the captivated audience watched a massive video screen display images of bombed homes, dead bodies and graves interspersed with smiling children flashing peace signs.

“The film was my footage, taken from our vehicles while we patrolled,” the singer later told us at an after-party. “I recently had a chance to go back and play for the Serbs, and they were all in on my message. It’s great because music is the strongest form of communication, and it was nice to connect with them.”

[From the Huffington Post]

Well that’s… surprising. Given Blunt’s reputation, it never occurred to me that he might actually be cool enough to want to make an impact. So kudos to him for that. I’m guessing his audience was pretty surprised. I mean rarely do I think of James Blunt and then think politics, or current events, or war. But hey, more the reason to say something. I can’t think of any other entertainers who’ve done something as unusual as being an armed peacekeeper. Between that and dating Petra Nemcova, he’s had a pretty full life.

Here’s James Blunt at the Brit Awards on February 20th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Posted in James Blunt, War

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Mar 4
'08
Move over James Frey, there’s a new fake memoirist in town

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Margaret B. Jones and her daughter in Eugene, Oregon
People who tell elaborate lies fascinate me. I can’t lie to save my life and am hard pressed to even fib about small matters. So when someone pulls off a large scale scam in front of the media, like James Frey or Jason Blair, I’m oddly impressed at their audacity and pleased that they were eventually exposed.

Author Margaret B. Jones wrote a “memoir” which was just published by a division of Penguin books. In the critically acclaimed book, “Love and Consequences,” she waxed poetic about her supposed hard knock childhood in South LA. She claims to be a 1/2 Native American orphan who was raised by an African-American foster mother nicknamed “Big Momma,” to have lost one of her foster brothers to gang violence, and to have sold drugs as a teen in order to afford the latest Nikes.

The NY Times profiled Jones in a glowing piece published on Sunday, interviewing the author at her home in Eugene, Oregon. Jones made riveting claims in her interview including the idiotic statement that her all-white daughter, now eight, “was the first white baby I ever saw” and that she thought she looked “sickly” because of her color. She was also careful to mention that her baby’s father “was the first white guy I ever dated.”

33 year-old Jones told the Times that “One of the first things I did once I started making drug money [as a teen] was to buy a burial plot,” and that “The reason I wanted to write the book is that all the time, people would say to me, you’re not what I imagine someone from South L.A. would be like.”

fakememoirist.jpgJones is suprisingly not from South L.A., nor did she have a life anything like she claims in her book. Her sister called her publisher after reading that piece and revealed that her sister’s real name is Margaret Seltzer, and that she grew up with both biological parents in affluent Sherman Oaks and graduated from a private high school. She also never went to graduated from college in Oregon as she claims. Jones’ publishers, Riverhead Books, a division of Penguin, have recalled all of the copies of the book and canceled her book tour, which was about to start.

As for why she would fabricate her memoirs, Jones offered the following lame excuse to the NY Times in a mea culpa piece today, “I thought I had an opportunity to make people understand the conditions that people live in and the reasons people make the choices from the choices they don’t have.”

If you read her interview from over the weekend, it offers plenty of laughable lies she told, including showing a picture of a young man and saying “This is my brother who’s dead, back when he was in juvie.”

You can even picture her rubbing her hands together as she speculates what she would do with the money from a potential film deal, saying “I’d probably buy a building in the ’hood in L.A. and open a community center and some boxing rings.”

It’s a shame that this woman was exposed so soon. It’s clear she would have kept on lying through her teeth and that Oprah would have lauded her rags to literary riches story.

Posted in Books, Margaret B Jones

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Mar 4
'08
“K-Fed is packing on the pounds” links

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K-Fed got fat [Yeeeah!]
Lisa Marie Presley is packing a little junk too [A Socialite’s Life]
Kate Moss Is Always Drunk [Dlisted]
Scary Spice to Pose Nude [Bossip]
The Empty Dress: “The Other Boleyn Girl” review [Pajiba]
Carmen Electra at the “Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Awards” in New York [Celebslam]
Ashlee Simpson Does An Interview Intoxicated [I’m Not Obsessed]
Vanessa Hudgens NOT Signing With A Sharpie!! [The Bastardly]
Kate Hudson: “I don’t know who Katherine Heigl is.” Ouch [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Demi Moore is Living in the Past (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jack Osbourne Gets The Ladies. Yeah I’m confused too [Hollywood Rag]
Lily Allen upset about her car…justifiably so [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Javier Bardem on the beach wearing nearly-nothing [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
Because McConaughey is Complicated Enough. [Agent Bedhead]
Jennifer Lopez might have OCD [The Blemish]
Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon Act Dirty [CityRag]
A Marion Cotillard Followup [Crazy Days and Nights]
Nicole’s Still Looking Long and Lean [Popsugar]
Nicole Richie’s Spawn Already More Popular Than Christina Aguilera’s [CelebNewsWire]
Heidi Montag’s stepbrother died [Evil Beet]
Victoria Beckham Does Target [CelebWarship]
Anne Hathaway in Her Underwear (sorta NSFW) [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Jamie Lee Curtis Comes Out… as a sufferer of constipation. Awesome. [Glitterati Gossip]
Jennie Garth & Lola Ray Shop At Target [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Raven Symone Takes a College Road Trip [Just Jared]
Up Close and Personal with Hayden Panettiere [Egotastic!]
Kenny Chesney leads in country music awards [Lifeline Live]
The Top 20 Stupid Faces Made By Patrick Swayze in Ghost [Best Week Ever]
Hilarious rant on the Jonas Brothers and Barack Obama [What the Buck]

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