A Fall Footwear “Don’t”


Sometimes I find things at online stores that I simply cannot comprehend. And these boots most definitely fall into the “what were they thinking” category. In fact, I’d almost put them on par with the hideous high heeled sneaker that became somewhat prevalent a decade or so ago (don’t pretend you don’t remember).

For the most part, Casadei knows what they’re doing in terms of footwear (the beauties at the top right of this page, which I’m a bit obsessed with, are a good example of that), but no one ever needed to invent a PVC knee-high boot/mary jane hybrid. They’re part stripper, part little girl’s party shoe – a strangely unsettling combination, I think you’ll agree.

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  1. Gigohead says:

    They look like cow hoofs.

    awful!

  2. Melissa says:

    maybe it was meant as humor. The wearer notices someone noticing her footwear and exclaims, “Haha! You thought I was wearing sexy heels but alas no! They are in fact gawdy boots! Haha! Loser!” The “Noticer” then thinks to himself, “Yes, those are boots. But that would make you the loser my friend.”

  3. mandi says:

    you know lindsay lohan would totally wear those

  4. RaeJillian says:

    This really makes me ill, and it makes me want to hurt someone. The shoes I happen to be wet for are : http://www.lovemyshoes.com/products2.cfm/ID/19620/init_display/1/OF1/FALL%2006/mysort/newest/mydisplay/64

    You can wear them with all black or all red, theie AWSOME with a pair of well fitting wide leg slacks, they are just WONDERFUL!

  5. Patrillium says:

    I hate to be gauche … but they look more like Heather Mills McCartney’s fake leg.

  6. Celebitchy says:

    My husband said the same thing Patrillium!

  7. ER says:

    Great, I had forgotten all about those horrific high-heeled sneakers and then you reminded me and I nearly went into cardiac arrest 🙂 Atrocious!!!

  8. ER says:

    Holy crap! I just clicked on the link above and these hideous boots are $237! I wouldn’t pay $2.37 for these things.

  9. Viv says:

    I saw someone wearing a knock off of these today and they were with white knee high socks. She looked like she needed a cane to walk. People wear the most insane stuff to school.

  10. frewtloop says:

    Are you talking about the faux animal print platform peep toes RaeJillian??? They look like something befitting a Tijuana crack whore….

  11. Stephanie says:

    I agree Frewtloop. I saw the leopard print high heals and about pissed myself.. Those things are UGLY.