- Even more Britney Spears kitty and ass pictures. These are ones I haven’t seen yet. You can even see Britney’s C-Section Scar. NSFW at ALL [WWTDD]
- Paris and Britney are “forming a bond” and “becoming like sisters” according to Paris’ lapdog mouthpiece Elliott Mintz [IDLYITW]
- And anyone that’s jealous of LohitneyParis can suck it because “we have three extraordinarily powerful women who generate a tremendous amount of attention, money, and adulation and they’re tired of other people trying to… [create] false dramas” [popbytes]
- Britney Spears needs a new PR person but is settling for Paris Hilton to close her legs for her occasionally [Agent Bedhead]
- Britney’s high school homework is up for bids at Christies. I thought they were supposed to be the classy auction house. [Mollygood]
- Nicole Richie tops PETA’s worst-dressed celebs list [Gabsmash]
- Gisele Bundchen wants peace on earth and giant handbags for all [Bastardly]
- Pam and Kid do GQ with exceptional timing [Haute Gossip]
- Does a Jessica Simpson sex tape exist? [yeeeah]
- Chris Rock did a skit back in 1997 with a joke about how OJ was making a movie called “I didn’t kill my wife, but if I did, here’s how I’d do it” [Socialite’s Life]
- Pug bowling [White Trash Mom]
- Video of a groom-to-be downing a fifth of Jack Daniels the day before his wedding. He’s only 22. What’s the problem here? [College Humor]
- Jude Law is broke [CelebSlam]
- “The Fountain” tries to be deep, just manages to be confusing [Pajiba]
- Bruce Lee gets a theme park [Glitterati]
- Jackie Chan has his own line of organic cosmetics [ecorazzi]
- Mary Lynn Rajskub of “24″ says that she’s not with Rush Limbaugh and he just kissed her full on the mouth when he met her once [Suicide Girls]
- Is TomKat fighting already? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are playing nice around their child [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Kate Winslet outside the David Letterman show [ICYDK]
- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams picked up a marriage license. They probably want to save on taxes by doing it before the end of the year. [DListed]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and her baby, Ramona [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- A guy who got fired by IBM for trolling for porn online is suing for $5 million because he says he needed it to relieve his post traumatic stress disorder and it was like medication for him! [Quiz Law]