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Celebitchy Archives: Keira Knightly
Jun
26
"Pirates of the Caribbean 2" Premiere with Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp


Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiered at Disneyland in Anaheim, California on June 24th. The film draws inspiration from the ride of the same name at the Disney theme parks. Pissed off fans and press waited nearly 6 hours at Disneyland for a chance to see the stars, who were gone all too quickly:

There was a pre-party with grog and grub at the Blue Bayou and Café Orleans for the premiere guests. They could also ride the new Pirates ride that features characters from the film: Jack Sparrow, his nemesis Captain Barbossa, and the squid-faced Davy Jones and then fill three huge red, yellow and green bleachers to view the film scheduled to be shown on an outdoor screen at around 9 p.m.

But by 7:30, the fans out on the carpet were getting hungry and hoarse, children began whimpering and even the seasoned press was turning surly.

“We’ve been standing here 5 hours and we’ve not seen a single lead actor from the film,” groused a KTLA reporter. “This is insane. Why would they make us stand out here this long?” Even a befuddled German reporter asked, “Is this normal?..."

At 8:15 p.m., frenzied screaming came from the carpet entrance. Down the line, cameramen on step ladders reported seeing Depp, Knightley and Bloom’s heads. The actors are posing for photos, zig-zagging down the carpet, talking to TV crews, then running over to shake hands and sign autographs for fans. That’s why it’s taking so long.

But it's getting late, almost 9 p.m., and the very real fear is that the film's stars will be yanked away by publicists and taken into the party so the film can begin...

Desperate reporters, sensing doom, start to break ranks. Mutinuous USA Today, People and Us Weekly scribes climb over the metal bars and run down the carpet to try to talk to Depp, who is surrounded by Disney pubs, his personal pub, Robin Baum, and roughly two dozen black-suited security guards, wearing headsets.

”If you have movie tickets, go in and take your seats,” warns a stern guard. We’re taking him in. The movie has to start!”

The carpet has become a mob scene. Guards are getting nervous. Reporters are pleading with publicists. Cameras keep flashing. Fans are screaming, "Joooohnnnyyy!" Suddenly the situation implodes as the guards surround Depp and rush their celebrity charge down the carpet.

Reporters and cameramen have to run ahead of the Depp Delta Force, as if trying to outrun a molten lava flow. “Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving!,” the guards shout.

Just a few frenzied minutes later and it’s all over. Depp is gone. After waiting for six hours, disgruntled reporters pack up and leave. And countless disappointed fans only got a split-second glimpse of Depp’s fedora.

That's annoying that people were made to wait so long. Disneyland didn't plan it correctly and should not have told people to show up so early.

"Pirates of the Caribbean 2" opens on July 7th.

Here are pictures from the premiere of Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom. I really like Keira's dress and think it's a good choice for the premiere of this semi-spooky film. Also shown are Christina Applegate, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stacy Keibler, Daisy Fuentes and the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. [via]

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May
15
Kate Moss dates Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightly's ex; Lindsay dates Kate's Ex


Kate Moss is now dating Jamie Dornan, the British Wilmer Valderrama. His acting career hasn't taken off yet, but somehow he's managed to hook up with plenty of starlets. In case you're not familiar with Jamie Dornan, he dated Knightly Knightly on and off for about two years. The two split up in August of 2005 amid allegations that Dornan was jealous of Knightly's career. Dornan's only credited film on IMDB is the upcoming "Marie Antoinette."

Dornan has been keeping busy off screen:

  • In the beginning of April, Dornan was dating Sienna Miller, prompting Kiera Knightly to "warn" Miller to be careful with her ex. (Miller must have scared him off, or maybe she dumped him to get back with Jude Law or that model she went on vacation with.)
  • In mid-April, Dornan was dating Lindsay Lohan. (Lohan then hooked up with Stavros Niarchos briefly, and quickly moved on to Kate Moss' ex, James Burke.)

    Dornan didn't waste any time, because he's now with Kate Moss.

    British supermodel KATE MOSS is reportedly dating KEIRA KNIGHTLEY's ex-boyfriend JAMIE DORNAN. Moss and Dornan met on the set of a CALVIN KLEIN photoshoot in New York six weeks ago (APR06). And they have spent time together at Moss's London home, as well as enjoying dates at London's Dorchester hotel. A source close to Moss tells British paper The Mail On Sunday, "She likes seeing younger men - they make her feel sexy and desirable. "Jamie ticks all the right boxes for Kate. He's incredibly handsome, a bit of a scruff, and a musician to boot."

    At least Moss isn't planning on marrying drug-addict Pete Doherty, but it's ridiculous how much these few women swap men. Maybe Lindsay and Kate made a deal that they would trade for the summer.

    Here is Kate Moss outside of her car in London [via] and Lindsay Lohan shopping in Hollywood on May 12th. [via] If that's the actual date of these pictures, Lohan is having a lot of trouble changing her clothes lately. She was spotted out on the day before in the same outfit. .

    These pictures are low-res. Sorry about that.

    Posted to Hookups | Kate Moss | Keira Knightly | Sienna Miller

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  • Apr
    01
    Keira Knightly warns Sienna Miller to "be careful" with her ex


    Sienna Miller, 24, has now either moved on from her flash-in-the-pan relationship with Hayden Christensen, 24, or is hedging her bets, because she's now hooking up with Keira Knightly's ex, Jamie Dornan. Keira can't just let Sienna drive the guy off with her smoking and excessive drinking - she has to warn her about him and is probably making matters worse:

    Keira Knightley has warned Sienna Miller to steer clear of her ex-love Jamie Dornan - in case he breaks her heart. The stunning actress - who split from Dornan last year amid claims he was jealous of her career - reportedly called Sienna after hearing she had a crush on the former model.

    Keira... allegedly told Sienna the Irish hunk wouldn't be able to handle her success. A source is quoted in Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Keira went through hell with Jamie, because he couldn't deal with her fame.

    "She's dating Rupert Friend now. But she was horrified when she heard Sienna has enjoyed a series of dates with Jamie. She likes Sienna and doesn't want to see her make the same mistakes."

    Knightly is a nosy bitch and she can't stand to see Sienna enjoying her leftovers. She needs to mind her own business and STFU.

    Knightly, 23, was with Dornan on and off for about two years. The two split up in August of last year. She has been dating fellow British actor Rupert Friend, 24, for about two months and just moved in with him.

    Here is Keira thinking she's all cultured and shit for being a tourist in Rome this Thursday. The girl does not have a humble bone in her body. The woman with her is her mom.

    Pictures [via]

    7 more after the jump.

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    Posted to Arrogant | Hookups | Keira Knightly | Photos | Sienna Miller

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    Mar
    27
    Keira Knightly's a pig


    Keira Knightly donned a god-awful getup for her 21st birthday in London at the club Paper last night. Keira's boyfriend, Rupert Friend, looked decent in costume, but Keira's look seemed as forced and fake as the actress herself. She tried to pull off a 20s flapper look but her smug face and a tight ringlet hairdo made her seem like an ugly kewpie doll. Then Keira put on a pig's mask to avoid being photographed as she left the party.

    Pictures via

    Posted to Arrogant | Keira Knightly | Parties | Photos

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    Mar
    23
    Keira Knightly can't escape


    We reported two days ago that Keira Knightly is moving into a small apartment with her boyfriend, Rupert Friend, partially to escape the paparrazi. Judging from these latest pictures she may get hounded even worse. Pictures of a happy couple are a lot more interesting.

    Just Jared reports that Keira loves her coat collection and seems to wear a new one every day. Pretty soon she'll be switching to raincoats as spring arrives.

    Pictures [via]

    Five more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    21
    Keira Knightly moves in with her boyfriend


    Keira Knightly, 23, has moved in with her boyfriend, fellow British actor Rupert Friend, 24. The two met while filming "Pride and Prejudice" and have only been together for two months. Knightly was briefly tied to actor Jake Gyllenhaal after the two were seen out in LA together earlier this month. Gyllenhaal is rumored to be gay, and the two are most likely just friends.

    Keira is moving into her boyfriend's small apartment because her current place reminds her too much of her ex and she wants to escape the paparrazi:

    But instead of opting for a luxurious apartment, down-to-earth Keira has decided to move into Rupert's cosy place in Clapham, London.

    A source told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "They are so in love it seemed only natural for them to want to be with each other.

    "They thought about Rupert moving into Keira's place but it's full of memories of her ex, Jamie Dornan.

    "Also, Keira feels more anonymous in the area where Rupert lives."

    Judging from these latest photos, we doubt moving to another area will help Keira get away from photographers.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Hookups | Keira Knightly | Photos

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    Mar
    06
    Oscar After-Party Pictures: Governor's Post-Show Ball

    George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams, Jennifer Lopez and more at the Governor's Post-Show Ball.
    [via]

    Twelve more after the jump.

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    Posted to George Clooney | J.Lo | Jessica Alba | Keira Knightly | Michelle Williams | Oscars | Rachel Weisz

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    Mar
    06
    Keira missed her prom

    It's clear that I don't like Keira Knightly. She stinks of pretension. That's why I'm pleased to announce that she's wearing a poufy prom dress to the Oscars. Her hair is a mess, too.

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    Posted to Fashion | Keira Knightly | Oscars | Photos

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    Mar
    05
    Oscar parties are boring and pretentious

    The NY Times reveals the cut throat etiquette at Oscar parties, where only fresh nominated faces matter:

    IF YOU'RE SOMEONE'S DATE, DON'T EXPECT TO BE INTRODUCED. No one cares about spouses, relatives and arm candy at Hollywood parties. You could be a Nobel laureate, but if you're a plus-one during Oscar week, no one will want to meet you. And your significant other probably won't introduce you. Don't take it personally...

    IF YOU HAVEN'T WORKED ON ONE OF THE NOMINATED FILMS, CONSIDER STAYING HOME. Being at an Oscar party without a nomination is like bleeding in an ocean surrounded by sharks. The safest course is to stay out of the water...

    KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN... Moderation is the word. Your behavior is always being watched, by the industry and by the press.

    THOU SHALL NOT PITCH.

    GIVE YOUR ENTOURAGE THE NIGHT OFF."It is truly the one night of the year where entourages are not tolerated," said Judy Levy... For those who don't make it into a party, rejection at the door can be painful since you are forced to do a reverse red carpet: a humiliating walk past the hundreds of publicists, television cameras and paparazzi who just witnessed your attempt to get in.

    DON'T EXPECT TO MEET YOUR HOST. Although everywhere else it is considered good manners to seek out your hosts and thank them, in Hollywood the opposite is true.

    If you're lucky enough to get invited to an Oscar party, you're meant to talk to people you know, not drink or eat, keep a low profile, and never introduce your significant other. It sounds like so much fun.

    Here are Kiera, Sienna, Nicky & Paris at the Endeavor Pre-Oscar Party on 3/4/05. The Endeavor party strives to be press-free:

    Endeavor agent Patrick Whitesell avoids competition by throwing the very last of the post-Oscar parties, a tightly exclusive bash in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills that begins in the wee hours and raves until dawn. Journalists aren't welcome there, either.

    Four more of Nicky and Kiera after the jump. Pictures [via]


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    Posted to Keira Knightly | Nicky Hilton | Oscars | Paris Hilton | Photos | Sienna Miller

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    Mar
    03
    Keira Knightly poses in exchange for spa treatment

    Keira looks like she had a manicure at the Diamond Aquifer pre-oscar suite. If she has any sense she'll choose a new color for the Oscars. She seems to have perfected the "I'm so full of shit" pose. Unfortunately they don't do eyebrows at these mini-spa suites. [via]

    Keira is said to be dating fellow Pride and Prejudice star, Rupert Friend. She is also said to be a royal pain in the ass.

    Update: Keira Knightly to be the new face of Chanel cosmetics.

    Three more after the jump.

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    Posted to Arrogant | Keira Knightly | Photos

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    Mar
    01
    Johnny Depp shirtless - just because

    Johnny Depp shirtless on a boat facing up with a glass of red wine in his hand
    Johnny Depp has a glass of wine during a break from shooting "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (really, that's the name of the film.) [via]

    His uppity co-star Keira Knightly says that Depp and Orlando Bloom have been teasing her since her Oscar nomination:

    Knightley told Britain's Heat magazine: "They've been taking the p*** out of me.

    "Every time I do a take, they say, 'Oh, is that an Oscar-nominated take?'"

    Supposedly Keira has been a diva on set, bringing along a big entourage and insisting that crew not make eye contact with her. She deserves to be teased.

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