- The bloggers hyped it mercilessly and "Snakes on a Plane" is so bad it's good. Better. Best. Don't get turned off by the hype. [Pajiba]
- "Snakes on a Plane" lives up to the hype, really! [Egotastic]
- Baby Suri Cruise required 21 days of photoshoots and lots and lots of photoshopping. [Mollygood]
- Macaca is the new black. Are you down? [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Kate Beckinsale smoking is not so sexy [Hot Momma Drama]
- Kate Beckinsale exercising is a little better [Bastardly]
- Christina Ricci sent in naked photos to land a role [yeeeah]
- Jessica Simpson is without Ken Paves for once [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Who has the worst facelift, Regis or The Hoff? [Agent Bedhead]
- Wile E. Coyote finally catches The Roadrunner! [Popoholic]
- Now it's obvious why Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson looked so guilty while promoting "Dupree" [CityRag]
- Owen Wilson threatens to sue the rags that claim he broke up Kate Hudson's marriage [Haute Gossip]
- Hottie Clive Owen in GQ [I'm not obsessed]
- Andrew Stetson is the new face of Calvin Klein fragrance, but who cares about his face? [Oh La La Paris]
- Justin Timberlake is jealous of Taylor Hicks, and is a closet case [BlogNYC]
- Are those "coke" pictures of Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped? [Jossip]
- What's up Demi Moore's nose? She's hanging with Lohan, after all [PopSugar]
- Rhianna bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- New Angelina Jolie St. John's Ad [Wizbang Pop]
- Heather Mills may release a video diary of her divorce so that she seems like less of an evil money-grubber [Faded Youth]
- Nick Lachey will auction off his reminders of Jessica Simpson [Socialite's Life]

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- Katie Holmes goes shopping and looks pretty happy and non-brainwashed for once. Maybe she really can act. [Hot Momma Drama]
- What the hell is going on in this questionable picture? (sorta NSWF, but I dunno) [El Manaba]
- Kelly Clarkson got plastered and played air guitar on stage [Glitterati]
- Samuel L. Jackson on "The Daily Show": "Snakes on a Plane" opens Friday [Popoholic]
- Penelope Cruz nip slip [PopSugar]
- Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger still pissed off at the world, or maybe just the paparrazi [Celebrity-Moms]
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 3 featuring Ace's son is coming out. Yes it is. [Pajiba]
- Panty creamer of the day: Channing Tatum [DListed]
- Play in a celebrity fantasy league at Fafarazzi and bet on gossip. Warning: it's addictive! [Fafarazzi]
- Brandon Davis is still drunk, still beating the "Firecrotch" dead horse [IDLYITW]
- Uma Thurman and her ginormous natural rack at the beach [Bastardly]
- Jessica Simpson fires her agent when she should have just fired her dad. [Socialite's Life]
- Britney tells K-Fed to get rid of his pet sharks [Mollygood]
- Kate Bosworth vs. Nicole Richie for most skeletal pseudo-celebrity [I'm not obsessed]
- Owen Wilson is licking Kate Hudson's butt. [yeeeah]
- We're not the only ones who think Jennifer Garner is pregnant again [CityRag]
- David Hasselhoff gets charged $7 to visit his old Baywatch set [Agent Bedhead]

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- Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You! [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Paris Hilton voted most overrated person by Guinness book of World Records [Celebguru]
- Paris Hilton has enormous feet [Blog NYC]
- Jessica Biel has an enormous butt [yeeeah]
- That picture of Prince Harry grabbing that chick's boob was three years old [Agent Bedhead]
- Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson? [Wizbang Pop!]
- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams hate the paparrazi [IDLYITW]
- Ben Affleck also hates the paparrazi [A Socialite's Life]
- Avril Lavigne is a powerful Canadian [Hollywood Tuna]
- Drew Barrymore threw a toga party [Mollygood]
- Victoria Silvstedt is still with that troll guy - and she's got a husband! [Bastardly]
- Paris Hilton is a promotion machine [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- "I'll Always Know What you Did Last Summer" reveals the link between boob size and character survival [Pajiba]
- Cardinal Calls For Madonna To Be Excommunicated (as if she wouldn't love the publicity) [Glitterati]
- James Woods 20 year-old ex-girlfriend is really evil [La.comfidential]
- James Woods is really creepy for having a 20 year-old ex-girlfriend [CityRag]
- Arrest made in JonBenet Ramsey case [DListed]

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I am trying to convert this blog from Movable Type to the much more manageable Wordpress. If I'm lucky, there should be no service outages, and it should look and work just about the same, with some minor differences. If things are a little quiet around here for the next couple of days, that's why, although I'll do my best to keep you up to date on the essential gossip.

- Prince Harry grabs a drunk woman's breasts [Pretend Pundit]
- The Bastardly Debate: The link between anal sex and virginity [Bastardly]
- Video of Boy George cleaning up NY [Best Week Ever]
- Matt Lauer's wife expecting their third child [Blogging Baby]
- Kimbo Stewart is a barefoot Hollywood hooker [Chic Mommy]
- Is Nicole Richie's friend saving her or drowning her? [Mollygood]
- Alicia Keys made her boyfriend wait a year to have sex with her [Concrete Loop]
- Video of Jessica Simpson trying to look sexy and failing miserably [Egotastic]
- Jessica Simpson never said Nick Lachey had an eeny-weeny weiner, but everyone assumes it [Faded Youth]
- Baby Kingston Rossdale and his parents [Hot Momma Drama]
- Jenna Jameson pulls out of the lingerie bowl [IDLYITW]
- Rick James has a kick-ass headstone [Agent Bedhead]
- Uma Thurman and her kids on the beach [ICUDK]
- Wentworth Miller in Details Magazine [Oh La La Paris]
- Courteney Cox and Tim Allen's new movie, Zoom, is so bad that a seasoned film critic walked out [Pajiba]
- Drew Barrymore says she wants children. In celebrity-speak, this means she's already pregnant or is desperately trying [I'm not obsessed]
- Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in peace talks [Socialite's Life]

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- Now that Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have split, do you think she'll cut her kid's hair? [Mollygood]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban buy a place in Vermont [I'm not obsessed]
- Boy George cleans up garbage in NY [Hollywood Rag]
- Laguna Beach series 3 trailer [You Tube]
- Happy 40th birthday Halle Berry. So, are you pregnant? [Haute Gossip]
- K-Fed starts his own record label [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- K-Fed gets a payoff for every kid he has with Britney [PopSugar]
- The Lohan Entertainment Mafia expands [Wizbang Pop]
- Angelina Jolie and her mom [CityRag]
- Lindsay Lohan vs. Tara Reid for the title of Queen Frakenboob [Blog NYC]
- Denise Richards calls the paparrazi to let them know she'll be in a bikini [Bricks and Stones]
- Jessica Simpson performs for her core fanbase [CelebGuru]
- Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline's new play is not a crowd pleaser [Celebrific]
- Paris Hilton celebrates Firecrotch day [yeeeah]
- The coolest David Hasselhoff photo ever [The Bastardly]

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A friend who runs another gossip blog recently asked me how I host such huge images on my site without eating up all the bandwidth at my hosting company. I told her that I use PhotoBucket to host all the images on Celebitchy. I heard about it from The Bastardly, who also uses it.

It turns out that Celebitchy eats up a lot of bandwidth at PhotoBucket, and they sent me a really courteous e-mail asking if I'd like to join their affiliate program. (They could have complained, charged more, or threatened to shut down my account for violating the terms of service - and those nude Paris Hilton lookalike photos did violate the terms of service, but instead they didn't even mention that and were so normal and nice about it.)

PhotoBucket has great free accounts, which is how I started out with them, and their premium account, the one that I use, is only $25 a year with unlimited bandwidth and lots of storage. It's convenient and easy to use for hosting personal photos, images for your website, and even videos. I can't recommend them highly enough. If you sign up for a free account it helps me out, so give it a try if you need a photo hosting solution. Thanks!

Here are Friday night's links. Have a great weekend everyone:

- WTF is Mischa Barton wearing? [PopSugar]
- WTF is Justin Timberlake wearing? [I'm not obsessed]
- WTF is Kelly Osbourne wearing? [popbytes]
- Photos of Nicole Richie in her dad Lionel Richie's new video. [Mollygood]
- Scoop is more of the same from perv Woodie Allen, or maybe he's being self-referential. Whatever. [Pajiba]
- Porn star Mary Carey is running against Arnold Schwarzenegger again [yeeeah]
- One of Nicole Richie's mystery men (the weird one) is Whitestarr drummer Alex Robinson [Hot Momma Drama]
- The Britney bearskin rug sculptor now takes on Hillary Clinton in a bra [CelebGuru]
- New raunchy photoshoot for David and Victoria Beckham's fragrance. [Oh La La Paris]
- Eva Mendes and her new guy, who really likes her boobs [Bastardly]
- Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are buying property in Wayne, Illinois. [A Socialite's Life]
- Star Jones is the most hated television personality [Agent Bedhead]
- Kayne West is engaged [Juicy News]
- Dina Lohan thinks she's the "White Oprah" [DListed]
- What's wrong with Kiera Knightley's chest? [Gabsmash]

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- His Holiness and Madonna do H&M. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Madonna's arms make people throw up, and her shirt is just a tad bit offensive to some [BlogNYC]
- Look - it's a blur that could be Baby Suri! [Mollygood]
- The Beckhams have been invited to the Cruise compound to see "Baby" Suri [Celeb News Wire]
- "World Trade Center" is a decent heartwrenching film, but maybe Charlie Sheen should have starred. [Pajiba]
- Will Ferrell wants some paparrazi love. [Gabsmash]
- Brooke Hogan looking like Brigitte Nielsen, but with more expensive teeth [Glitterati]
- Keira Knightly had a rough day of not eating [The Bastardly]
- David Beckham urges stick thin Posh to eat something so he can sow his seed again [Agent Bedhead]
- Britney Spear's bitter pool boy [Bricks and Stones]
- Bryce Dallas Howard is pregnant and glowing [I'm not obsessed]
- Nicole Richie looks thrilled to be shopping with Tyra Banks [Hot Momma Drama]
- Leonardio DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire at the beach [A Socialite's Life]
- Val Kilmer is fatman. [smart]
- Christina Milian was on TRL yesterday, and nobody knows why [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Paris Hilton acts smart [yeeeah]
- Heidi Klum gets naked again [Celebguru]

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- Even people watching Tom and Katie in person think they're full of shit [Mollygood]
- Jen and Vince are not engaged after all! [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan totally lied about going to Iraq with Hillary Clinton, because Clinton wants nothing to do with her [Agent Bedhead]
- Britney Spears in a pink tube dress [Hot Momma Drama]
- Lots of hot guys in underwear in NY City [Oh La La Paris]
- Lindsay Lohan admits she's a liar and a slut [DListed]
- Posh and Becks to get their own perfume. [A Socialite's Life]
- The many mustaches of Mel Gibson [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- George Clooney: Hollywood Monkey King [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Robin Williiams is in rehab! [I'm not obsessed]
- John Travolta is a wild hog [Celebrific]
- Mary-Kate Olsen looks homeless as usual [Bastardly]
- Why Jenna Jameson should stay away from Dave Navarro [Hollywood Tuna]
- Woman sues Clay Aiken for not promoting her crappy unauthorized biography about him. [Glitterati]
- Matthew McConaughey's moose knuckle [CityRag]
- Cameron Diaz is beautiful [IDLYITW]
- Sienna Miller and Jude Law broke up again. As if anyone cares. [Egotastic]

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- Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons to prepare for a planned trip to Iraq - with Hillary Clinton [Mollygood]
- Diddy shoots a commercial with Leonardio DiCaprio's possibly ex-girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli [yeeeah]
- April Scott will replace Jessica Simpson as the new Daisy Duke [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Vintage Keith Urban in Playgirl Magazine [A Socialite's Life]
- Pink is the new Britney [The Bastardly]
- David Hasselhoff hits on Kate Beckinsale [PopSugar]
- Vince Vaughn will never marry Jennifer Aniston [Hollywood Rag]
- Britney Spears was once really hot [City Rag]
- Pamela Anderson could be pregnant [CelebGuru]
- Paris got dumped by Stavros again [Bricks and Stones]
- Drew Barrymore without makeup [I'm not obsessed]
- Kate Hudson without makeup [Hot Momma Drama]
- Celebrity Stalking in NY City made really, really easy [Junkiness]
- Ben Affleck wants to lure Hollywood to Boston [LA.com]
- Sexy Music makes teens horny, baby! [Agent Bedhead]

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- Paris Hilton Crotch Shot #356,004 [BlogNYC]
- Jessica Simpson's conniving dad, Joe, is auditioning guys to be the next Mr. Jessica Simpson [Pretend Pundit]
- Mischa Barton's boyfriend looks suspiciously like a guy wanted for murder in the Phoenix area [Bricks and Stones]
- Pink's video rips off a well known New Zealand artist [popbytes]
- Mariah Carey forgets her pants at home [CelebGuru]
- Victoria Beckham still has short hair [Socialite's Life]
- Hot guys in underwear hit Manhattan for National Underwear Day [Oh La La Paris]
- Star Jones tries to help singles find a date [Juicy News]
- Paris doesn't want to do "The Simple Life" with Nicole anymore [Glitterati]
- It's easy to believe that Julia Roberts goes two weeks without washing her hair [Velvet Hot Tub]
- Paris Hilton is still a total liar [The Superficial]
- Fat John Travolta is the real reason J.Lo dropped Dallas [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan takes lime and cigarettes with her water [The Bastardly]
- Lindsay Lohan pedals her way back into the production company's heart [Mollygood]
- Kiss fans protest outside the Rock and Roll hall of fame. [Agent Bedhead]
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie continue to grow apart [The Bosh]
- Who isn't tired of seeing Jessica Simpson? [Gossipin]

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- Penelope Cruz swears she's met Suri. [A Socialite's Life]
- Ex porn star Asia Carerra had an uncomplicated, unassisted home birth just six weeks after her husband died in a car accident. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Carmen Electra becomes the face of a new diet pill that's also supposed to make you pretty [CelebGuru]
- Star Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, got a boody call in the middle of the night from a big guy in a hat [Hollywood Rag]
- Is Eva Mendes in Kabbalah? She's wearing a red string on her left wrist. [The Bastardly]
- Those kids that Lindsay Lohan claims were almost killed by the paparrazi in that crazy e-mail she sent? They were taking camera phone pictures of her. [Mollygood]
- Ashlee Simpson's upskirt photos reveal that she wears white panties. [Egotastic]
- Jessica Simpson wants to start her own line of bras [Junkiness]
- Jennifer Aniston got a new dog to replace the one she just dumped. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton swears she's just had sex with a "couple of boyfriends." The rest of the guys were random hookups. [yeeeah]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard at the The World Trade Center premiere. [PopSugar]
- Barney the Doberman ripped up a bunch of the priceless teddybears he was hired to guard. [DListed]
- Jennifer Lopez drops out of the Dallas remake [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Brad Pitt looks extra DILF-y [Hot Momma Drama]

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- Victoria Beckham is back to long hair [I'm not obsessed]
- Victoria Beckham singing unplugged. It's not so bad [OMG Blog]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend, Ross McCall, is a little p-whipped, but who can blame him? [Velvet Hot Tub]
- Lindsay Lohan has nasty fingernails [Haute Gossip]
- Baseball team to host Britney Spears Baby Safety night! [Hot Momma Drama]
- Jenny McCarthy's toga party [Celebrity Mound]
- "So you think you can dance?" top 6 review [Girls Talkin Smack]
- Sasha Cohen is a Hollywood Dog [The Bastardly]
- Tony Blair gets "Terminator" role offer from Arnold Schwarzenegger [Celebrific]
- Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler in a video of a lingerie photoshoot [Popoholic]
- An old friend is trying to extort money from Bruce Willis [Wizbang Pop]
- Melanie Griffith lights her 17 year-old daughter's cigarette [Mollygood]
- Diddy and Kim Porter photoshoot in Monaco [Concrete Loop]
- 21 Jump Street star Jay Underwood is now a Baptist minister for Jr. High kids. [Faded Youth]
- Madonna and Guy Richie to renew their wedding vows [Hollyscoop]
- Star Jones denies marriage trouble [Celebrity Nation]

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- Rachel Bilson shops at Target [The Bastardly]
- Jennifer Aniston looks really drunk. [Hot Momma Drama]
- Leonardo Dicaprio cheats on his model girlfriends with other model-type girls [Mollygood]
- Heath Ledger and Christian Bale together on screen. [Celebrity Slap]
- Christina Milian in a see-through dress (It's see-through day!) [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Stella McCartney is pregnant [I'm not obsessed]
- Lance Bass makes babies cry [Pretend Pundit]
- Christina Aguilera in GQ. Again. [Celebguru]
- Liz Hurley is getting married [Socialite's Life]
- Madonna sticks her ol' hands in some cement [Mrs. Mogul]
- Charlize Theron has been spotted! [Haute Gossip]
- Shannen Doherty to sue Star Magazine for saying she had plastic surgery [Glitterati]
- Keira Knightly and her boyfriend look like twins [Celebrity Mound]
- Scarlet Johansson rides the cyclone at Coney Island [Blog NYC]
- K-Fed looks wasted in Vegas [Bricks and Stones]
- Tom Cruise is a crotch grabber [yeeeah]
- The Hulk Hogans are the worlds trashiest family [CityRag]
- J.Lo drops out of Dallas. She's either pregnant, planning to be, or Marc is dying and needs a nursemaid [PopSugar]

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- Mel Gibson was going to produce a miniseries for ABC on the holocaust, but uh, it's been canceled! [La.com]
- Kristin Cavallari is almost topless [Mollygood]
- Nicky Hilton has a friend who is even more of a camera whore than she is [The Bastardly]
- Are Gisele Bundchen and Leonardo DiCaprio back together? [Celebrity Mound]
- Julia Roberts goes two weeks at a time without washing her hair [I'm not obsessed]
- Mel Gibson's movie titles reworked in light of his latest scandal: Bravedrunk, Lethal Weapon 4: Jews start all wars [BlogNYC]
- Pamela Anderson did wear a wedding dress at some point [Hot Momma Drama]
- The Celebrity Baby Blog Breastfeeding Gallery (Yeah, it's just normal people, not celebrities, breastfeeding, but that's still awesome) [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Hillary Duff may not be a virgin after all [Celebrific]
- Tom Cruise's contract was renewed at Paramount - for about a fifth of what it was worth last year. [Glitterati]
- Check out Brad Pitt's "Babel" trailer with Cate Blanchett and Gael Garcia Bernal [popbytes]
- The new editor of Marie Claire is trashing Ashlee Simpson for being a plastic surgery hypocrite [PopSugar]
- Maybe Tom and Katie are getting married this weekend, but it's more likely there's some big Scientology party [DListed]
- Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock show off their new wedding rings [Faded Youth]
- Jennifer Lopez in a bikini [In Case you Didn't Know]
- Josh Duhamel is hooking up with a bunch of different hotties, which means he and Fergie are probably over [Celebvent]
- Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri reveal way too much about their sex life [Crunk and Disorderly]
- A bunch of cops tricked Colin Farrell into thinking he was in the middle of a shootout [smart]

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- Tori Spelling gets free porn for life [The Dark Hat]
- Get hair and makeup like Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson at our sponsor [Beauty Riot]
- Graham Norton says Angelina Jolie and her do-gooding ways are "nauseating" [A Socialite's Life]
- Justin Timberlake tried to steal Jesse Metcalfe’s girlfriend [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- pResident Bush has nothing better to do than meet with the American Idols [Sadly, No!]
- Boy George is a garbage digger [CelebGuru]
- X-Rated pictures of Nicole Richie about to hit the Internets [Bricks and Stones]
- Kate Bosworth is super skinny, just like the pirates like it [yeeeah]
- Matt Damon and his cute family [PopSugar]
- Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino together again? [Glitterati]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette at "The Barnyard" premiere [Gabsmash]
- David Beckham at the airport [The Bastardly]
- Kate Moss nipple slip [CityRag]
- Paris and Stavros together again [Mollygood]
- Heidi Klum nude pictures from Jane Magazine [Egotastic]

Here's Tori on the set of "House Sitter" in Canada on 7/28. I should have posted the nude Heidi Klum pictures, I know.

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As you've probably noticed, the gossip has been light here this week. I've been working on a big corporate website that I haven't said anything about because I assumed I could keep up with the celebrities, do that other project, watch my kid, and take care of the house all at once during one of the hottest weeks of the year. Of course I couldn't and I'm exhausted!

Thanks for bearing with me. My big project is wrapping up this week, my babysitter is coming back from vacation, and I'll have more time for the blog on Monday. In the mean time here are some gossip links.

I've been thinking a lot about "poor" Tori Spelling's predicament now that she's inherited less than $1 million from her uber-rich dead dad.

I once read a John Grisham novel about one of the richest guys on the planet who had a bunch of children by different wives. His plan was to give each of his ungrateful kids $1 million on their 18th birthday and watch how they foolishly squandered it. Since they couldn't manage their money, he decided to leave them a pittance in his will. Right after he died, all his kids went heavily into debt thinking they were about to strike it rich. He left them just enough to pay off the debts they incurred before he died.

My point is that Tori undoubtedly has a shitload of debt because she expected to get a sizable portion of her father's $500 million estate. Not only have we seen those staged pictures of her outside a pawn shop, she's now selling her clothes on eBay. That's got to hurt. Maybe she should have been nicer to her mom, because she could get some eBay tips from her. Her seller posts are very poorly designed.

- Tori Spelling is selling her clothes on eBay [Bricks and Stones]
- It's sad when Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughy bike without Lance Armstrong. [Mollygood]
- Heidi Klum and Seal to have a boy [Barbie Martini]
- Get hairstyle tips and makeup secrets to look like Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Lopez at our advertiser, Beauty Riot. [Beauty Riot]
- Christina Aguilera looks normal and drunk [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Is Halle Berry pregnant? [smart]
- Should Kurara Chibana have won Miss Universe 2006? [The Bastardly]
- One of Pamela Anderson's weddings to Kid Rock isn't going to be valid [CelebGuru]
- Get your Celebrity DNA (Did you see "Slacker"? Remember Madonna's pubic hair? It's like that.) [CityRag]
- Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Clever illustration of Reese Witherspoon vs. Star Magazine [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Pamela Anderson launches poker site [Glitterati]
- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to reunite on Letterman [I'm not obsessed]
- Babs is a beauty [Dlisted]

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- Paris Hilton is not a slut, she just plays one while in public. [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lance Bass comes out of the closet (Not that there's anything wrong with that) [The Bastardly]
- Scarlet Johansson before and after plastic surgery [Bricks and Stones]
- Mariah Carey was able to say goodbye to her dad before he died [Celebguru]
- Janet Jackson keeps McDonald's close to her silicone-covered heart [Mollygood]
- Natalie Portman strikes out at the paparrazi for pointing out her bad hair [Jordan is your homeboy]
- Katherine McPhee looks like Monica Lewinsky [I'm not obsessed]
- Britney Spears fired her lazy pool boy. Kevin's next. [A Socialite's Life]
- Denise Richards works at a gas station [yeeeah]
- The press doesn't get former Jeopardy star Ken Jenning's humor [Glitterati]
- Carmen Electra as a pussycat doll [BlogNYC]
- Penelope Cruz is delayed at the airport for three hours. [Celebrity Mound]
- The John Travolta diet keeps you thin with disgust [CityRag]

Header Image by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd

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-Barbara Walters has pulled on two of the black guest hosts' hair on "The View" and asked if it was real! [The Chic Mommy]
- Jennifer Aniston drunk dials Brad Pitt [Mollygood]
- Tara Reid and her Tarafying stomach! [The Bastardly]
- Anna Nicole Smith continues to battle for the millions she should get for pleasuring that withered old dude she married [popbytes]
- Janet and Jermaine in Atlanta [Juicy News]
- The Beckhams are trying for a girl [In Case U Didn't Know]
- Pam Anderson and Kid Rock wedding photo [Celebrity Mound]
- Mariah Carey performs in Tunis in short shorts [PopSugar]
- Kim Cattrall's ad is too sexy for New Zealand [yeeeah]
- Christina Aguilera promotes her ass off [A Socialite's Life]
- Ashlee Simpson is made of plastic [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza is Miss Universe. Does anyone watch that shit anymore? [Faded Youth]
- Paris Hilton keeps calling Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" [Hot Momma Drama]

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- Matthew McConaughey surfing [Socialite's Life]
- Matthew McConaughey does yoga on the beach [I'm not obsessed]
- Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa back together? [Faded Youth]
- Christina Aguilera boob watch [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nicole Richie and DJ Am: skinny fuck buddies [Mollygood]
- Kirsten Dunst shoots an ad for winter clothing in CA [In Case U Didn't Know]
- Mr. T has still got it [CityRag]
- Jessica Simpson Bedazzles a plaid shirt [The Bastardly]
- Jessica Simpson is with Dane Cook after all [PopSugar]
- Jessica Simpson's Holiday, I mean Affair whatever, video [Egotastic]
- pResident Bush molests German chancellor Angela Merkel [OMG Blog]
- Cameron Diaz's combination greasy face cream and hangover cure [Gallery of the Absurd]

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- Pam Anderson and Kid Rock Getting Married [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan's got rug burn [Mollygood]
- Nicole Richie Makes out a Bikini out of Rags [CelebGuru]
- Paris Hilton compares herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana [BlogNYC]
- Young Paris Hilton was a Camera Whore Too [The Bastardly]
- Oprah insists she's not gay [IDLYITW]
- Justin Timberlake tries too hard [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Jennifer Garner out in Beverly Hills [Bricks and Stones]
- Jessica Simpson's creepy dad, Joe, spied on Nick Lachey during the couples' separation [Celebrity Mound]
- What the hell is wrong with Carson Daly? [DListed]
- Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: The Firecrotch Saga Continues [Egotastic]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend at the grocery store [Hollywood Rag]
- Why do we care when celebrities break up? [Mrs. Mogul]

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- Paris Hilton vows to be celibate for a year. She should be sacrificed to a volcano. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Keira Knightly can't wait to show her naked, skinny ass to her grandchildren [CelebGuru]
- Angelina Jolie totally stole Jennifer Aniston’s role [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Celebrities like Matt Damon and Penelope Cruz work out to achieve their figures. Go figure. [Mollygood]
- Maria Sharapova upskirt [The Bastardly]
- Pictures from the ESPY awards [Gabsmash]
- Was "Pirates" pirated? [yeeeah]
- After a two year hiatus, Berlin's Love Parade is back [popbytes]
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together [PopSugar]
- Maury Povich tortures girl who is terrified of pickles, probably sexually harasses her afterwards [The Pretend Pundit]
- Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd died while we were on vacation. It's surprising that he was alive for so long. [Sadly, No!]
- Kate Hudson to write a book for new moms that feel fat, but why would anyone pay to buy it when there are a million free blogs about it? [Chic Mommy]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt at the CBS 2006 Summer TCA party [Celebrity Mound]
- Fergie was a meth addict, which totally explains her face. [I'm not obsessed]

Header illustration by Grumpy Old Indian Man.

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- Lindsay Lohan practices her ninja kick [The Bastardly]
- Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, and Matthew McConaughey ride bikes together. [Mollygood]
- Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey on the beach [I'm not obsessed]
- French footballer Zinedine Zidane is so freaking hot [Chic Mommy]
- Star Jones says there aren't enough closets in her house for both her and her husband [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum?! [DListed]
- Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures - Now with Video! [Egotastic]
- There was a minor fire at the Osbourne's British estate [Faded Youth]
- Nicky Hilton to open her own hotel. [Gabsmash]
- Kelly Clarkson will get her own line of vitamin water - once she loses weight [IDLYITW]
- Are you tired of Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures yet? [Hollywood Tuna]

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I am off to enjoy the rest of the day. It looks like I will post filler stuff next Wednesday through Friday, but a girl has to go on vacation sometime.

- Jen and Vince are not engaged after dating for over a year. We just aren't comfortable with that. [Mollygood]
- Kate Moss is dating Pete Doherty's friend, Anthony Rossomando, the guitarist for the group Dirty Pretty Things. [Celebguru]
- Kate Moss snorts cocaine, earns more [yeeeah]
- The Suri Cruise mystery makes the cover of Us Weekly [I'm not obsessed]
- Jordan is a marketing genius [A Socialite's Life]
- Jessica Simpson spotted with Dane Cook again. [smart]
- Lindsay Lohan's breast implant scar [OMG Blog]
- Lindsay Lohan in August 2006 GQ Magazine [The Bastardly]
- Jake Gyllenhaal has a hairy chest [Barbie Martini]
- Photos of a drunk David Hasselhoff getting kicked out of Wimbeldon [The Wade Blogs]

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- Kate Bosworth needs an intervention [BlogNYC]
- Life and Style Magazine paid for Lindsay Lohan's birthday [Wizbang Pop]
- Did Lindsay Lohan get her boobies back or were they never gone in the first place? [The Bastardly]
- Candy Spelling honors her recently departed husband by selling his mansion for $150 million [Mollygood]
- The disco ball in Madonna's stage show is based on a Kabbalah UFO. Yes, they have UFOs too. [WWTDD]
- David Hasselhoff got kicked out of Wimbeldon for being too drunk [Hate on]
- Jordan's video update: Cameron Diaz plans to get fat! [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Us Weekly fears that the setup behind the Seacrest-Hatcher fake kiss will get out [Jossip]
- Kevin Federline says he realized Papazoa was terrible and he, uh did it to make the rest of his music seem good in comparison [Tabloid Whore]
- Jessica Alba in a bikini [Just Jared]
- Jessica Biel in a bikini [Faded Youth]
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo: busted again [Popsugar]
- Kenneth Lay dies right before he goes to jail. It should work like the Senate and his wife should step in for him. [Popbytes]

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- Rachel Hunter shows off her breast implant scar while swimming (NSFW) [I'm not obsessed]
- Terry Hatcher in a bikini is not so ugly [yeeah]
- Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Pamela Anderson bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- Four year-old boy pageant winner flips off crowd, loses title of "Little Mr. Apricot" [Wizbang Pop]
- Are the British sore losers or just hooligans? [The Bastardly]
- Lindsay Lohan says she's "never tried cocaine." Didn't she hint to Vanity Fair that she did? [A Socialite's Life]
- Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and Rachel Bilson party with the Fonz's daughter [MollyGood]
- Toni Braxton manages to perform with her clothes on. [Juicy News]
- K-Fed stocks up on junk food for 4th of July [DListed]
- Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Violet [Bricks and Stones]
- Jolie-Pitt-Stefani-Rossdale celebrity play date [Faded Youth]
- People scream for Bobbie Brown to get offstage at the Essence Music Festival [Concrete Loop]
- Holiday firework don'ts [CityRag]
- Pictures of 'Lil Kim's first day of freedom. Now she's on 30-day house arrest. [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Lesbian inmate claims to have been "close friends" with 'Lil Kim in prison [Media Take Out]

Here are recent high res photos of Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson in bikinis. [via] Have a great 4th of July!

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- Lil' Kim is getting out of jail just in time for 4th of July [popbytes]
- Brandy taking Star Jones' place? [Concrete Loop]
- David Hasselhoff was injured in the hand or maybe the arm in a freak "shaving" accident [Mollygood]
- Co-editor gets fired at Gawker 'cause they want to be "mainstream" Maybe I'll be able to read it now since it was too high-brow for me before. [Jossip]
- Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 20th birthday [PopSugar]
- 2006 World Cup Babes [The Bastardly]
- Rush Limbaugh and Mary-Lynn Rajskub?! [Tabloid Whore]
- Celebrity Photoshop with Ashanti, Beyonce and Halle Berry [Faded Youth]
- Freddie Prinze Jr. took a crap in Matthew Lillard's trailer for a laugh [DListed]
- Victoria Beckham walks her bra. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rachel Weisz looks fabulous [I'm not obsessed]
- High class madam says that Time Warner CFO Wayne Pace was one of her biggest clients [Blog NYC]

Here are a bunch of pictures of 'Lil Kim at various events in honor of her early release from jail today. Thanks to Hollywood's Best for these photos.

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- Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman on their honeymoon. She doesn't look pregnant [Bricks and Stones]
- We posted the pictures of Mena Suvari pumping gas, but The Bastardly captioned them like only they can [The Bastardly]
- Paris Hilton brings her monkey, tiger and ferrets to Vegas for the weekend, soon realizes that it's not fun to travel with a menagerie [MollyGood]
- Josh Duhamel and Tommy Lee's luscious fight club action [Tabloid Whore]
- Angelina Jolie's brother sent his camera out for repairs. Two guys in Connecticut got really lucky or really unlucky depending on your perspective. [Wizbang Pop]
- Marcia Cross wedding photos [I'm not obsessed]
- A glass of wine at Social Hollywood costs as much two bottles at the gas 'n sip [La.com]
- Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh on Total Request Live [PopSugar]
- Jessica Alba loves free stuff [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nicole Richie has some In 'n Out [The Superficial]
- Kate Hudson pole dances for her lucky husband [Derek Hail]
- Agent Provocateur makes nursing bras? Who knew. [The Chic Mommy]
- Jessica Alba has the luckiest dog in the world [Egotastic]

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- Video of Beyonce and Jay-Z's performance at the BET Awards [Just Jared]
- BET Awards: Arrivals [Faded Youth]
- Performances at the BET Awards [Concrete Loop]
- Beyonce wears fingerless gloves too [Mollygood]
- Hottie from "Flavor of Love" at the BET Awards [DListed]
- Jordan is your Homeboy now has video updates, and he's hot! [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Cap't Jack Sparrow is Bi [WWTDD]
- Scarlet Johansson and Woody Allen do NY [Glitterati]
- Woody Allen says Scarlet Johansson is "sexually overwhelming." eww [Egotastic]
- Brad tells Angelina: no more kids for now [popbytes]
- Star Jones doesn't have another job lined up after all [BlogNYC]
- Barbara Walters says that Star Jones' announcement that she's leaving was a betrayal and a surprise [Wizbang Pop]
- The Bastardly lady of the day is stacked [The Bastardly]
- Tom Cruise makes cheap babies [Derek Hail]
- Paris Hilton goes out in her undies [yeeeah]
- Britney Spears is like Ursula from "Little Mermaid" [Cityrag]
- Emilie de Ravin (Claire from "Lost") gets married [I'm not obsessed]

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- Diddy and Selma Blair are not a couple - Diddy was with Kim Porter and just ran into Selma on the beach. [I'm not Obsessed]
- John Mayer is a racist asshole [Mollygood]
- Rachel Bilson and her one pose [The Bastardly]
- Google News says its their policy not to include blogs in news searches [Cult News]
- Victoria Beckham lost 6 pounds she couldn't afford for the World Cup [Hollywood Rag]
- Keira Knightley in a see-through bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kayne West left a bunch of porn behind at a photoshoot [yeeeah]
- Jessica Alba and Cash Warren must not be broken up after all [CityRag]
- Tom Cruise takes the bullet train in Tokyo to promote MI3 [Socialite's Life]
- Which Harry Potter characters will be worm meat? [DListed]
- Petra Nemcova gives James Blunt the best sex ever. Why is she even with that dork? [Egotastic]
- Gwen Stefani and baby Kingston in a rasta skull cap [PopSugar]
- Insert your own name in Jessica Simpson's first single - courtesy of some idiotic marketers. [Blog NYC]
- Why Busta Rhymes really hates gay people [Concrete Loop]
- Brittany Murphy is a botox and collagen nightmare. [The Chic Mommy]

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Sorry I was such a slacker today. I'm doing my best, but am visiting family in the states, and they want me to hang out with them a lot. I try to look busy, but it doesn't really work.

- No wonder Keith Urban used to be a drug addict - he had a really bad mullet. [Socialite's Life]
- Why would Keith Urban hold Nicole Kidman's stomach if she's not pregnant? [MollyGood]
- No one cares that Marcia Cross is also getting married this weekend. [I'm not obsessed]
- Matt Damon to play Captain Kirk? [yeeeah]
- Matt Damon will also get a star on the Hollywood walk of Fame [PopSugar]
- Check out hairstyles for celebrities like Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan and easy-to-follow makeup guidelines at our new advertiser. [Beauty Riot]
- Claire Danes looks like Morticia Adams [Glitterati]
- Christina Aguilera says she never wanted to get married like most little girls [Gossipin]
- Random chicks from the 2006 World Cup [The Bastardly]
- Katie Holmes and Katherine McPhee: separated at birth [CityRag]
- Stephanie Adams sues BlogNYC for posting a true story about her; BlogNYC gets multiple offers for pro bono legal counsel. [BlogNYC]
- Paris Hilton learns her lesson about fur [Derek Hail]
- Paris Hilton says she's never danced on a table in her life, but that depends on your definition of table [Faded Youth]
- Sienna Miller wears a cut-out bathing suit with a tiny skirt to lunch [Dlisted]

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- That's no wig, that's Britney's new hair! [Bricks and Stones]
- Victoria Beckham's chicken legs don't look so bad [The Bastardly]
- Possible reasons why Suri is still MIA [Derek Hail]
- David Spade is well endowed [DListed]
- Ryan Seacrest wants to climb Vince Vaughn's hump island [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Britney's Interview with OK! Magazine [Faded Youth]
- Richard Ashcroft just wants to help the children - when he's really drunk [PopFiilth]
- Is Nicky Hilton pregnant?! [MollyGood]
- Will Anderson Cooper out himself on tonight's Daily Show? [Blog NYC]
- Creepy Dad Joe Simpson gossip trading card [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Scott Stapp says there is no sex on the Kid Rock sex tape [Glitterati]
- Sienna Miller wears a sequined vest to lunch [Socialite's Life]
- Kevin Federline meets the naked cowgirl [yeeeah]
- Tom Cruise on Tokyo insanity tour [Wizbang Pop]
- Reese Witherspoon sues Star Magazine That's not a baby, it's just pooch! [Tabloid Whore]

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Celebitchy is travelling and going on vacation. This means we will be gone from Friday until either Tuesday or Wednesday depending on when we can get Internet access. Wednesday is probably a safer bet. For those of you that think we're slackers - you're right.

Have a great weekend and we'll bring you all the latest gossip mid-week next week. Here's what's going on today:

- Are Brad and Angelina going to adopt another baby NOW? That's crazy talk! (Faded Youth)
- Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are no more. They kept a low profile though, so who cares really. There aren't any pictures. (Daily Dish)
- Nicole Kidman looks pregnant (Socialite's Life)
- George Bush asks a blind guy to remove his sunglasses, but he should know the guy - he's been in his press corps for years (DListed)
- Having failed to convince Britney of the merits of Kabbalah, Madonna moves on to Lohan (MollyGood)
- Are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn engaged? (PopSugar)
- Madonna's "Get Together" video (popbytes)
- Kate Bosworth walks her dog (The Bastardly)
- All of Stephanie Adams' "fans" that commented on BlogNYC - they were from the same IP address, uh Adams' computer (BlogNYC)
- Oprah crashes a wedding, royally pisses off a family in Oklahoma (Glitterati)

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- 14 at Gallery of the Absurd is sick of celebrity babies and designs some suitable overpriced accessories for them. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt wears a $42 T-Shirt, T-Shirt promptly sells out (IDLYITW)
- The Bastardly girls of the World Cup 2006 (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Biel is a man, baby! (PopSugar)
- Pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Mexican tryst (WWTDD)
- Anne Coulter and George Carlin on Leno tonight. You know the old guy's gonna win that argument, because he uses real facts. (Glitterati)
- Orange Lindsay Lohan's black nail polish is all chipped. Nasty. (CityRag)
- Pete Doherty said that Jesus visited him in a dream and inspired him to go to rehab (Socialite's Life)
- People Magazine's hottest bachelors are anything but (DListed)
- Desperate Housewives is based on "Little Women"? WTF? (yeeeah)
- So that guy kissing Lindsay Lohan in the pics we published earlier is fashion designer Francisco Costa. If you were wondering. (I'm not obsessed)
- Heather Mills gets a pedicure - and gets the toes on her prosthetic leg done too. (MollyGood)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked. (Egotastic)
- Anna Nicole Smith's baby bump (popbytes)
- Handpicked reporters on Bush's Baghdad trip were asked not to tell their spouses where they were going. (BlogNYC)
- Beyonce in Spin Magazine (Concrete Loop)
- Marc Jacobs and his prostitute branded boyfriend have split (Faded Youth)
- Is Jennifer Aniston engaged? (Just Jared)
- Is Ashanti pregnant? (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Eminem to play a bounty hunter in western remake (Gabsmash)
- Darryl Hannah In A Tree, A-R-R-E-S-T-E-D (Wizbang Pop)

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- K-Fed's new dog (I'm not obsessed)
- More screencaps of Britney Spears on Dateline (Just Jared)
- Jada Pinkett Smith to star in 9/11 film (Gliteratti)
- This is probably Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend (Jordan is your homeboy}
- Toni Braxton flashes her goodies (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Toni Braxton nipple slip and ass slip at the World Cup (Egotastic)
- Did Aishwarya Rai Sex Up Andrian Lester? (Bastardly)
- Shiloh's new crib, the Stokke Sleepi (The Chic Mommy)
- Mandy Moore and Zach Braff have not broken up (Faded Youth)
- Michael Jackson shows the bruises sustained when he was arrested on child molestation charges last year (Concrete Loop)
- Hooker Heather Mills confirms that she is divorcing sellout Paul McCartney (BlogNYC)
- Ashlee Simpson urges young girls to "do as I say, not as I do" (IDLYITW)
- Scarlet Johansson wins best Hollywood breasts (Gossipin)
- Brad Pitt is the dad of the year, or just the dad all the mommies want to fuck (PopSugar)
- Paris Hilton plans to make up with Nicole Richie. Richie was not available for comment - ever (MollyGood)
- Jennifer Aniston can't quit smoking and blames Vince Vaughn. (Socialite's Life}
- Screech has a huge shlong (CityRag)
- Jenna Elfman goes apesite on a guy wearing an anti-scientology t-shirt, tries to hide expensive "Zenu" knowledge from new recruit (DListed)
- Orlando Bloom and Claire Danes? (WWTDD)

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- BlogNYC verifies our claims about the Glam Network, also comes to the conclusion that it's a scam [BlogNYC]
- The Jolie-Pitts are back, baby! [MollyGood]
- K-Fed returns home to take a shower, looks thrilled to get roped into walking with his wife and child on Perry's day off. [DListed]
- Beyonce and Jay-Z Candids [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Ivana Trump wants Paris Hilton to play her in a movie about her life [Glitterati]
- Toni Braxton's ass flash [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mariah Carey's face is tight as a drum [CityRag]
- The Tony Award Winners [Socialite's Life]
- Paris Hilton manages to screw a chairty out of funds just by mentioning them [WWTDD]
- The Bastardly Lady of the Day claims she's a lesbian but sent in pictures of herself posing in lingerie and holding a whip [The Bastardly]
- A sneak peek at Britney's cryfest [FadedYouth]
- UK Woman gives details about sleeping with fatty Cee-Lo of Gnarls Barkley, says he spoiled her and they had great sex, but his stomach "was like he was pregnant" and "he didn't get to go on top." [Concrete Loop]
- Gwen Stefani looking tired and carrying Kingston wrapped up [I'm not obsessed]
- Fabulous NY-based queen Kevian Aviance was the victim of a hate crime. Get well soon, Kevin. [PopBytes]
- Matt Damon is a dad! Welcome Isabella Damon, who was born on Monday and weighed in at 7lb, 7oz. She's just the right age to be friends with little Katie Sugar. [PopSugar]

Also, I just had to post this picture of K-Fed:

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- Dyslexics welcome Shiloh Pitt (Grumpy Old Indian Man)
- Sarah Jessica Parker goes to NY Stock Exchange to ring the morning bell; leaves three minutes before the morning bell (MollyGood)
- I spend a lot of time ripping on James Blunt, so when he hit the Petra Nemcova supermodel girlfriend jackpot I kind of wanted to ignore it for a while. (Egotastic)
- Christina Milian's wardrobe malfunction from heaven (The Bastardly)
- Prairie Home Companion is a fun ensemble piece with a wacky vibe (PopBytes)
- Victoria Beckham and her boys (Gabsmash)
- Pete Doherty enters rehab for 128th time (Socialite's Life)
- Woman gets beat up with a dead chihuahua. (DListed)
- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is Not Exclusive (yeeeah)
- Nicole Richie picks out a bikini (I'm not obsessed)
- Even Drew Barrymore can't get a cab in NYC (PopSugar)
- This is what getting dumped by George Clooney over and over again does to you (Hollywood Tuna)
- Only “North Korean Army” less popular than Scientology as NASCAR sponsor (Cult News)
- Reese Witherspoon still looks pregnant (Just Jared)
- Nicole Richie comes off as a real slut on the latest Simple Life (Chic Mommy)

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Some people with filtering software (at least ChicMommy) are being blocked from the site. This is most likely due to keywords like pr0n in our post about slutty Heather Mills, which proved surprisingly popular. This also caused some software on our host to throw weird errors for people trying to access the site a couple of days ago. We're going to try to be less dirty in post titles.

We also have company this week, which explains our agitated zest for muckraking along with the slightly lighter posting schedule. It's a busy summer so far.

By the way - where the hell is Suri?! All the celebrity newborns, including even Rachel Weisz's baby, have been seen, but Suri is still a no-show. What's wrong? (We just love hearing people comment about this.)

- Details of the Cruise-Holmes prenup are not credible until we see proof that there is an actual GD baby (MollyGood)
- The world's most beautiful family and baby, Shiloh Jolie Pitt, are more lovely when illustrated. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Jessica Alba has hot dolphin sex (Jordan is your Homeboy)
- Beyonce launches search for all-female band (Concrete Loop)
- Nicole picks up Paris' leftovers (Faded Youth)
- Salma Hayek looking hot at the Swarovski Dinner (99 Monkeys)
- Da Brat raps with her pants down at the Hot 97 Summer Jam (Young Black and Fabulous)
- Mischa Barton drives a green Impala? (The Bastardly)
- Paris Hilton parks in handicapped spaces (WWTDD)
- Lindsay Lohan snorts a line of coke every 2 hours (yeeeah)
- Naomi Campbell wants a baby to beat on (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Geri Haliwell and Blueballs Madonna in a low-rent version of the Messiah Jolie-Pitt photospread (DListed)
- Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce to be final on June 17th? (Socialite's Life)
- Angelina Jolie replaces her Billy Bob tattoo with the latitude and longitude for Maddox and Zahara's birthplace (I'm Not Obsessed)
- The Effects of 666 : Nicole Richie Splashes Water on Paparazzi (Gossipin)
- Janet Jackson's freaky boob job (Egotastic)
- J.Lo says she's not pregnant. Big surprise there. (PopSugar)
- Everyone is getting legally harassed to remove the Jolie-Pitt pictures. (popbytes)
- Fox News says Anne Coulter went too far even for them. (BlogNYC)
- The Lingerie Bowl Press Conference (Hollywood Tuna)

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- Christina Milian relieves 666 stress (yeeeah)
- CNN's oh-so-important poll: "Are you worried something bad will happen to you on 666?" (BlogNYC)
- Scary: The 2004 election was stolen (Popaholic) [via cityrag]
- Video of Pink getting her nippes pierced while her mom watches and drinks blood (WWTDD)
- DIta Von Teese looks like a ghost - maybe she'll dissapear (The Bastardly)
- Janet Jackson may have a hot body but her face is scary (DListed)
- Vivaca A. Fox is scary (Hollywood Rag)
- Video of Jesus coming to Oprah's Legends Ball (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Paris Hilton's voice is so digitally altered on her new track that she can never perform the song live (Faded Youth)
- Lindsay Lohan wears black nail polish, poses with the devil (MollyGood)
- Heinous cult leader will be hung (Cult News)

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- "The Break Up" might have done well, but it didn't beat "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" (Faded Youth)
- Jennifer Aniston's rabbit's foot gave her good luck at the box office. We think it's really a monkey's paw and she's going to end up bitter and childless - oh wait! (I'm Not Obsessed)
- Photos will steal the soul of Shiloh Nouvel. bwahaha (MollyGood)
- Rosario Dawson still looks pregnant at certain angles (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Alba's implant/"vague childhood breast illness" scars (WWTDD)
- Nicole Kidman wants to get married at night so that Keith Urban will be drunk enough to go through with it (Glitterati)
- Pass the joint, Paris, let's listen to "Stars are Blind" again, it's so deep (Hollywood Rag)
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Justin Timberlake at the MTV Movie Awards (Socialite's Life)
- Britney Spears really likes having sex when she's pregnant. Since Kevin's not around we can assume she doesn't mean having sex with him. (DListed)
- Kirstie Alley is fat again. (yeeeah)
- Chris Klein has hickeys (Just Jared)
- Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: No Fight! (Egotastic)
- Nicky Hilton downs a bottle of vodka (PopSugar)
- Page Six Editor Richard Johnson Charged with Drunken Driving (Blog NYC)
- Britney Spears signs divorce papers, puts them in an envelope, realizes she needs to go to the post office to get a stamp. The post office is closed - you get the picture (Gossipin)

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- Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey split up. Did she hook up with someone else at Cannes? (MollyGood)
- Last pictures of Angelina Jolie before she popped (Just Jared)
- Check out "A Prarie Home Companion," in theatres June 9th
- Naomi Watts and her nipples rent a car (The Bastardly)
- Michelle Rodriguez says her liver doesn't hurt enough for her to be an alcoholic (WWTDD)
- Ashton and Demi think they can get a helicopter in Iowa in the middle of the night (Glitterati)
- Janet Jackson is ripped (Hollywood Rag)
- Bush is the poster boy for corruption (CityRag)
- The youngest Hanson is getting married to a woman (DListed)
- Video of Anna Nicole Smith confirming her pregnancy is now on YouTube. Her business idea of making people pay to watch her mumble on tape isn't too sound. (yeeeah)
- A totally useless diamond-encrusted pacifier was sent to Pile 'O Shit Shiloh Pitt (Faded Youth)
- Brad Pitt's parents visit him in Africa (I'm not obsessed)
- Paris Hilton makes a radio station appearance to premiere her song, refuses to take calls except from a couple people praising her musical ability. (Gossipin)
- WalMart can afford to hire Beyonce and Taylor Hicks to perform at their annual shareholders meeting, but won't pay fair prices to merchants or decent wages to workers. (PopBytes)
- Kayne West dresses like an Easter egg (Concrete Loop)
- Jessica Simpson's camel toe (IDLYITW)
- Lindsay Lohan says she's going to sue Brandon Davis for the firecrotch comment unless he gives $250k to charity. He may get sued because the fat greasy bastard doesn't have his own money. (The Superficial)
- Jessica Alba wants to be topless (Egotastic)

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- Where the hell is Suri? Katie has gone out more without her baby in two months than I have in almost two years. (I do go out, he just usually comes along.) (Just Jared)
- Will Katherine McPhee sing at TomKats non-wedding? (Glitterati)
- PopSugar's having a baby! (PopSugar)
- Brad Pitt was scared shitless during Shiloh's birth (A Socialite's Life)
- Madonna is creepy, not erotic (Hollywood Tuna)
- Hot bitchfight between Bobby Brown's groupies (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Britney Spears soothes her pain with a new Porsche (MollyGood)
- Eva Longoria gets mad for having to pay $17 for lunch. (Egotastic)
- Star Jones' house is almost as fugly as she is (CityRag)
- Is Colin Farrell married already? (A Socialite's Life)
- Brangelina to go back to the states on July 1st. (DListed)
- Mariah Carey walks her dog (yeeeah)
- Is Jenny McCarthy dating Jim Carey? (WWTDD)
- Jennifer Aniston casts a spell on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Damn-Lucky (The Bastardly)
- Lindsay Lohan spends a million dollars on clothes in a year but still wears the same shapeless white top with black leggings for a week straight. (IDLYITW)

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- Ashlee stole Jessica's BFF hairdresser Ken Paves! (PopBytes)
- Ashlee stole Jessica's lips too! (Egotastic)
- Jessica and her dog need grooming. (PopSugar)
- Jessica thought Anne Heche was a tabloid reporter and tried to get her kicked out of a celebrity poker tournament (Mollygood)
- Watching Paris Hilton try to act sexy is like watching your mom try to act sexy: it's that uncomfortable (WWTDD)
- Delusional Paris Hilton fans attack Pink (DListed)
- Kidada Jones mistakes leather softener for face cream, gets ratted out by her sister (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Halle Berry stops traffic (Hollywood Tuna)
- K-Fed is a class act (Just Jared)
- Stacy Keibler drunk in Vegas (The Bastardly)
- Simon Cowell hates Prince (Concrete Loop)
- Elizabeth Taylor shills her new jewlery collection on Larry King while repeatedly denying she has alzheimers (BlogNYC)

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We are deliberately avoiding reporting on Paris Hilton for a couple of days to give our readers a rest. This is in response to reader burnout on Paris Hilton stories and was inspired by the news that a radio station has stopped playing James Blunt's "music." We will link to Paris Hilton stories instead, and you are welcome to ignore them.

- Boning Paris Hilton: Career suicide or necessary evil? (MollyGood)
- Paris Hilton skipped her movie premiere at Cannes because she decided that it had too much nudity in it. (PopSugar)
- Paris Hilton shoots porno video in Malibu (The Bastardly)
- Paris Hilton's tampon string crotch shot (DListed)
- Lindsay Lohan tries to make up with Paris Hilton, gets kind of snubbed (Gossipin)
- Paris Hilton realizes that animals need to get killed to make fur (BlogNYC)

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- Janet Jackson has six pack abs already (Hollywood Rag)
- Jude Law and Sienna Miller. Yeah, they're boring me too. (A Socialite's Life)
- Mischa Barton may move back to London (Glitterati)
- Christina Aguilera is really drunk (DListed)
- One of Bai Ling's many calculated nipple slips (Egotastic)
- Gwen Stefani: still pregnant (PopSugar)
- The Bastardly Moral Dilemma: Would you sleep with a guy your grandfather's age for $3 million? Hell yeah! We'd serve the geezer breakfast in bed too. (Bastardly)
- Celebrity baby mouse-over montage (popbytes)
- Martha Stewart to launch online social networking service (BlogNYC)
- Mariah Carey's boobs are saggy in her pink trenchcoat dress (Hollywood Tuna)
- Oprah's Legends Ball special was supposedly decent (Concrete Loop)
- Best Week Ever's interview with Lindsay Lohan fan and Brandon Davis bitch-slapper Juanita (Best Week Ever)
- "Marie Antoinette" got totally booed at Cannes. It sucks! (Molly Good)
- Kirsten Dunst: attack of the snaggle teeth! - That's for you, Jules. We will be bitchier in the future. (Faded Youth)

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- Teri Hatcher looks like Barbie's ugly stepsister (Bastardly)
- The governor of the region in Namibia where Brad and Angelina are staying is going to name their baby! (Glitterati)
- Paris Hilton and random celebrities party in Cannes (Hollywood Rag)
- Sandra Bullock has a stalker and a three-legged dog (A Socialite's Life)
- DJ Am and Nicole Richie confirm their split. (PopSugar)
- Michelle Rodriguez is going back to jail for two months (IDLYITW)
- Marilyn Manson looks pretty good without makeup (DListed)
- Carmen Electra is not ashamed to shill TV exercise products (I'm not obsessed)
- Rebecca Romjin is naughty! (Egotastic)
- Paula Abdul is selling her line of jewelry on QVC (PopBytes)
- Halle Berry has great boobs (Hollywood Tuna)
- Jessica Simpson without makeup (CelebGuru)
- Ginger Spice gives baby semi-religious name (Celebrity Religion)
- Julianne Moore's daughter wears a wig (Just Jared)

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- Heather Locklear blasts Bon Jovi music outside of Denise Richard's house (IDLYITW)
- Amanda Bynes is bloated (Bastardly)
- Elton John Hates Photographers (CelebGuru)
- Bette Midler To Sing At Kidman-Urban Wedding? (Glitterati)
- Woman goes off on Brandon Davis for "firecrotch" rant. Of course TMZ has it on tape (Hollywood Rag)
- Tommy Hilfiger In Brawl With Axl Rose (A Socialite's Life)
- What is Jessica Simpson Doing with Victoria Principal? (Dlisted)
- Jessica Alba is Pissed (yeeeah)
- Penelope Cruz in Cannes (PopSugar)
- Jenna Jameson poses with a can of tuna exclusively for Hollywood Tuna (Hollywood Tuna)
- Natasha Hamilton tried to slip Prince William the tongue (Just Jared)
- Madonna's crucifixion stunt can't resurrect her career (Cult News)
- Whitney Houston walks out of rehab (Crunk & Disorderly)

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- Mischa Barton's 'lil boobies in a see through top (Bastardly)
- Mischa Barton pulls on her bikini bottoms, revealing what's underneath (StarPower)
- Video of Britney Spears crying after she almost dropped SP (TMZ) [via]
- Nicole Richie buys a giant keyboard. (Hollywood Rag)
- Rebecca Romjin hints that she's pregnant (Glitterati)
- Soccer player weiner slips! woohoo (CityRag)
- Christina Aguilera can shill Pepsi in any language (I'm not obsessed)
- Naomi Campbell to throw three day birthday party for herself (A Socialite's Life)
- A woman claims Charlie Sheen used her for psuedo-pedophiliac sex (DListed)
- When is Boogie Nights 2 coming out? (Hollywood Tuna)
- Heather Mills McCartney topless! (Tabloid Rabies) [via]
- Paris vs. Nicole Celebrity deathmatch (You Tube)
- Johnny Depp with his family (Just Jared)
- Jay-Z + Rhianna = a pissed off Beyonce (Concrete Loop)
- Is Christian Slater back with his wife? (In Case You Didn't Know)

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- John Stamos kisses and tells (IDLYITW)
- Brett Ratner Wants To Photograph Lindsay Lohan Nude (Socialite's Life)
- Nicole and Keith may marry in Nashville in June, and Nicole and Tom are fighting over their kids (Glitterati)
- Brandon Davis looks just like Elvis before he died (DListed)
- Mena Suvari is still with her younger breakdancer boyfriend (yeeeah)
- Lindsay Lohan has crap in her teeth (PopSugar)
- Christina Ricci bikini pictures (Egotastic)
- Gwyneth Paltrow in a see-through shirt (Starpower)
- Pictures of J.Lo's circa-Ben Affleck house for sale (Faded Youth)
- Britney's baby bump from every angle (I'm not obsessed)
- Janet Jackson and Jermaine on her birthday (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Scarlett Johansson gives Mayor Bloomberg a big stiff... hehe (Hollywood Tuna)
- Ghostbusters 3 is in the works! (BlogNYC)
- Rachel Bilson sports the boho look (The Bastardly)
- Sienna Miller is always a mess (Just Jared)

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- DJ Am and Nicole Richie have split up again (A Socialite's Life)
- Is Rhianna stealing Jay-Z from Beyonce? (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Coco & Ice-T - The Cute Matching Couple in Purple! (The Bastardly)
- Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton talk smack about Lindsay Lohan and TMZ has it all on tape (Glitterati)
- Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson go shopping (Hollywood Rag)
- Gisele Bundchen has only slept with five guys (Made in Brazil) [via]
- XTina vs. Mimi: It's on! (DListed)
- Ashley Olsen is being kidnapped! (I'm not obsessed)
- Jodie Foster raps at a UPenn commencement speech (StarPower)
- Christina Aguilera is drunk (yeeeah)
- Janice Dickinson talks smack about Britney (PopSugar)
- Carmen Electra plays a confused lesbian (Hollywood Tuna)
- Halle Berry at the X-Men 3 premiere and press conference (Concrete Loop)

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- Lindsay Lohan works the drugged-out look (CityRag)
- The poor Bastardly Lady of the Day. (Bastardly)
- Just my Luck is tanking at the box office (IDLYITW)
- Denise Richards to launch a children's clothing line to compete with Charlie Sheens. Now I know who's out to get whom in their divorce (Glitterati)
- Katie Holmes has "real" stretch marks. Still no Suri in sight. (Hollywood Rag)
- Beyonce and Solange pose for House of Dereon (Concrete Loop)
- In Touch really wants Jennifer Lopez to be pregnant (A Socialite's Life)
- Richard Hatch just got sent to jail for over four years for not paying taxes on his Survivor winnings. (DListed)
- Nicole Kidman confirms her engagement (Just Jared)
- Naomi Watts is a new UN ambassador (I'm not obsessed)
- Bono and Motorola team up for charity (Popbytes)
- Eva Longoria tops Maxims Hot 100 Again (Hollywood Tuna)
- Oprah's ball gets pushed back by a Bushit pres conference; Oprah says she's not gay (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Britney Spears makes the cover of the NY Daily News and The Post (Blog NYC)
- Susan Sarandon and Cindy Sheehan protest the war. (Faded Youth)

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- Dean McDermott Is A Sleazeball & Tori's Knocked Up (Glitterati)
- Scary Teri Hatcher Sporting the Wifebeater Apron Look (The Bastardly)
- Meg Ryan needs your help (Socialite's Life)
- Kate Beckinsale likes to work out among sweaty guys (yeeeah)
- Who is fuglier: Fergie or Kimora Lee Simmons? (I'm not obsessed)
- Nicole Richie thinks that seeing Paris have sex would be gross (Gossipin)
- Video of Keifer Sutherland knocking over a Christmas tree (PopSugar)
- Cameron Diaz is really mean (Starpower)
- Pamela Anderson braless in a white shirt at her son's baseball game (Hollywood Tuna)
- Al Gore posing as president for an SNL comedy sketch makes me sad for what should have been (Blog NYC)
- Joaquin Phoenix's new girlfriend (Just Jared)
- XTina Porns up GQ Magazine (DListed)

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Video of Tom dancing on Ellen and not showing Suri's picture:

- Kate Winslet and her kids (Just Jared)
- Jennifer Garner-Affleck and Violet (PopSugar)
- MIchelle Rodriguez to start her own clothing line (IDLYITW)
- Lindsay Lohan is the most hated star in Hollywood (WWTDD)
- Adriana Lima is Bastardly's sexiest woman of 2006. People must like women who play impossible to get. (The Bastardly)
- Sienna Miller is a country bumpkin (Hollywood Rag)
- Uma Thurman's boobs are longer than her legs (yeeeah)
- Lindsay Lohan's picture on the "Just my Luck" poster is actually a paparrazi shot (Wizbang Pop) [via]
- Suffering baby seals are not enough to keep Paul McCartney and Heather Mills together (Glitterati)
- Brooke Shields is so happy (I'm not obsessed)
- Teri Hatcher wears pink sweatpants (DListed)
- Kevin Federline has a new Maserti. It pays to have motile sperm. (Gossipin)
- Clothing designs from Madonna's upcoming Confessions tour. (Faded Youth)
- Radio DJ Star of "Star and Buc Wild" not only got canned for threatening a rival DJ's daughter, he also got arrested! (Concrete Loop)
- Russell Simmons says he never got with America's Top Model winner Naima Mora. Page Six lies. (Crunk and Disorderly)
- 2006 is the year of the fake authors (Blog NYC)
- Happiness runs in the Cox-Arquette family (CityRag)

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We have company coming and have take the rest of the day off. We only wish we were going to a spa. Maybe next weekend if my husband gets the hint.

There's not a lot going on today:

- Jonathan Rhys Meyer is rational (IDLYITW)
- Teri Hatcher wants you to buy Burnt Toast (The Bastardly)
- Jake Gyllenhaal Helps The Needy (Hollywood Rag)
- Evil has a face, and it is Bill O'Reilly (CityRag)
- Scientology gives you Super Powers (A Socialite's Life)
- Tom Cruise to show pictures of Suri on Ellen tomorrow (DListed)
- Britney Spears nude is more scary than sexy (Egotastic)
- Lindsay Lohan was hungover on GMA and then forgot to change her clothes the next day (PopSugar)
- Jennifer Aniston finds a solution to her infertility - she has Oprah's baby! (PopBytes)
- DJ on most popular hip-hop morning radio show in NYC, Star of "Star and Buc Wild," threatens pedophilia on rival DJs daughter while on the air - gets promptly canned (Blog NYC)
- Kayne West gets Ellen Degeneres to throw the diamond sign (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Is J.Lo pregnant? We don't think so, but whatever. (Faded Youth)
- RIP Soraya (Perez Hilton)
- Cocaine gives Lindsay Lohan superhuman strength (The Superficial)
- Rachel Bilson has beaglophobia (Smart)
- Michelle Rodriguez Says Jail Was Cool (yeeeah)

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- Is Brad Pitt going to pull out of Oceans 13? (Glitterati)
- CaCee and Jessica break up (PopSugar)
- Boycott Colorado University (City Rag)
- Nicole Richie may get a nose job. She's not a perfectionist about her body or anything. (Hollywood Rag)
- Hot celebrity dads are DILFs (The Chic Mommy)
- Jessica Alba is wearing too much in the TV Movie Awards promo photos (The Bastardly)
- Charlie Sheen paid hookers to act like lesbian cheerleaders (yeeeah
- Jude Law and Sienna Miller are dumb enough to get back together. Over and Over. (A Socialite's Life)
- Denise Richards begs her homely sister to take her side in the divorce (PopBytes)
- Britney Spears wears the must-have white trash woman's accessory: clip-on bangs (DListed)

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- Beyonce and Jay-Z at the beach (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Ashlee Simpson: New nose, same bad talent (Hollywood Tuna)
- Press: What's your "most wonderful moment" as president? Bush: Catching a largemouth bass. (BlogNYC)
- 2006 NCLR ALMA Awards on ABC to have Hottest Dance Sequence in the History of Television (The Bastardly)
- Chad Michael Murray Banned From Prom! (DListed)
- Lindsay Lohan sniffles through Today Show interview, with video (A redesigned Socialite's Life)
- Nicole Kidman was shocked when Tom Cruise asked for a divorce (Glitterati)
- Pamela Anderson nipple watch (Hollywood Rag)
- Meg Ryan has had some bad work done (IDYITW)
- Our favorite reader Millie does not think that Naomi Watts is pregnant, and notes that she's not wearing an engagement ring in the latest pics. We still think she looks pregnant. (Schreibatts)

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- Pete Doherty's blood paintings are for sale (A Socialite's Life)
- Nick Lachey seen leaving same club as Cacee Cobb (Blog NYC)
- Janet Jackson fat no more - take three (Egotastic)
- Gwen Stefani hurts her finger (Just Jared)
- Denise Richards refuses to let Charlie Sheen's parents see their grandchildren (IDLYITW)
- Kellie Pickler gets felt up (yeeeah)
- Vince Vaughn on Jennifer Aniston: "I'm not saying we are or aren't a couple" (Glitterati)
- The Cox-Arquettes say hi to bubble boy (PopSugar)
- Heather Locklear shops the pain away (Hollywood Rag)
- Wilmer works his charm on Tera Patrick (Hollywood Tuna)
- Catfight in the halls of The View (CityRag)
- Korean scientists develop sexy female love machine (The Bastardly)
- Charlie Sheen's tranny prostitute (DListed)
- Happy Cinco de Mayo with Salma Hayek (I'm not obsessed)

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- Hohan is a clumsy coke fiend (DListed)
- The Olsen Monkeys swing to the Costume Institute Gala (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Alba to host the MTV movie awards (Glitterati)
- Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up (Hollywood Rag)
- David Spade Loves Leftovers (IDLYITW)
- JLo fires her agent (PopSugar)
- MC Hammer's prematurely born son comes home from the hospital (CityRag)
- Halle Berry wants to adopt (WWTDD)
- Jennifer Aniston is clingy (A Socialite's Life)

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- Angelina and Brad at the airport (Just Jared)
- Lindsay Lohan meets her competition: model fight! (Egotastic)
- Funny celebrity caricatures (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Simpson rolls out of bed to go shopping (PopSugar)
- Rosie O'Donnel to become glamorous (A Socialite's Life)
- Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek? Please let it be true (DListed)
- Pete Doherty was not injecting that woman with heroin. He was getting some of her blood to create art. (yeeeah)
- Anna Nicole Smith may get the money her dead husband paid for her (Jossip)
- Petra Nemcova does a little dance (Hollywood Tuna)
- Paris Hilton is fried orange (Pink is the New Blog)
- Will Star Jones leave The View in September? (crunk and disorderly)

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- This asshole is stealing posts from us, What Would Tyler Durden Do, Egotastic, and The Superficial. Tell him what you think. (Some Cut 'n Paste Blog)
- Snoop Dogg arrested because British Airways supports apartheid (yeeeah)
- Tom Cruise goes shopping (Socialite's Life)
- Paris Hilton and her crazy eye at the Hot Hollywood awards (The Bastardly)
- K-Fed has no idea that Britney's pregnant - they're probably separated at this point (DListed)
- Charlize Theron in negotiations to play Marilyn Monroe (Glitterati)
- Mischa Barton upskirt (Egotastic)
- Scarlet Johansson's breasts give her away (Hollywood Tuna)
- Recent pictures of Ben and Jen (PopSugar)

Update May 2nd: The Cut 'n Paste Blog is down!

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- Paris Hilton is a candidate for the Darwin Awards (Egotastic)
- Nana and the ladies in Boca are so in fashion (I'm not obsessed)
- Jenny Shimizu says that Madonna used her for a lesbian booty call, too. Your time is over now, Jenny. Get over it. (Glitterati Gossip)
- Don't hate Halle Berry and her boyfriend because they're beautiful. Just hate them. (DListed)
- Natalie Portman in a see-through dress (The Bastardly)
- Mischa and Nicole are pottery buddies (PopSugar)
- Denise Richards and Richie Sambora make out on a balcony (Hollywood Rag)
- Kitty gets a bath (CityRag)
- Maury Povitch is a perv (Rosie's Blog)
- Tom Cruise was born in Suri-Cruise (That's Syracuse, NY.) (Gawker)
- Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is a good liar (Just Jared)

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- Jessica Simpson just doesn't care anymore (Go Fug Yourself)
- Bo Bice is a total jerk! (Glitterati)
- So Tom and Katie's kid is really named after the location of Scientology headquaters, Surrey England (Glitterati)
- The Bastardly apologizes to Jenna Jameson for unknowingly mocking her cancer surgery scars (The Bastardly)
- Janet Jackson is looking good (Egotastic)
- George Michael blames Elton John for the fact that his career sucks (Hollywood Rag)
- Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend got married to avoid the draft (IDLYITW)
- Will and Jada in Israel (PopSugar)
- Charlie Sheen beat up Denise Richards and was into online kiddie porn (DListed)
- Demi Moore looks terrible (Just Jared)
- See through moments with celebrities (City Rag)

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- The first official portrait of TomRat (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria ass-off (The Bastardly)
- Janet Jackson lost 35 pounds! (PopSugar)
- Angelina to star in Tomb Raider 3 (DListed)
- Kelly Osbourne still looking thin (Hollywood Rag)
- Was Suri Cruise baptised as a Scientologist? (Just Jared)
- Pete Doherty wants to play a gig for jail inmates (yeeeah)

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- Kelly Clarkson downs a hotdog in an ill-fitting bikini (Hollywood Tuna)
- Paris Hilton celebrates Starvos unearned wealth (Perez Hilton)
- Match the legs with the anorexic game (The Bastardly)
- Match the celebrity with the giant man hand (City Rag)
- Did Tom Cruise tamper with Parade Magazine poll results? (Hollywood Rag)
- Michelle Williams has transferred her fat to Heath Ledger (DListed)
- Scarlett Johansson bikini pictures (Egotastic)

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- Mandy Moore arrives to The Late Show with David Letterman (Blog NYC)
- Joe Simpson checks out one of his daughters (Hollywood Rag)
- Josh Holloway wants a harem (yeeeah)
- Teri Hatcher airbrushed to perfection (The Bastardly)
- Smell you later, Colin (Just Jared)
- Jessica Simpson finally wears her wedding ring (PopSugar)

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- Dave Chappell sounds more and more like he's admitting that a vast black-wing conspiracy brought him down (yeeeah)
- Paula Abdul made up all that shit about getting arrested to hide the fact that she was really drunk (Glitterati)
- Mischa Barton is not leaving the OC (PopSugar)
- Jake Gyllenhaal with a date at the Lakers game (The Bastardly)
- Lindsay Lohan is so lifelike (Hollywood Tuna)
- False Gods: Kate Moss does yoga and a vintage Michael Jackson by Jeff Koons (City Rag)
- Kylie Minogue kicks cancer's ass (Egotastic)
- Titanic 2: Jack's Back! movie preview (A Socialite's Life)
- Keifer Sutherland confirms "24" movie (Just Jared)
- Fred Durst and John Travolta are lovers (DListed)
- Paris talks to Indian film director T. Rajeevnat on the phone
(The Chic Mommy)

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You may have noticed that our posting is a bit light today. Our semi-long holiday drive to relatives took almost twice the time thanks to various accidents and traffic delays. We'll keep digging the gossip dirt over the holiday, although it may be a bit shallower than usual.

In the mean time, please visit our friends online:
- The Bastardly
- Glitterati
- CityRag
- Yeeeah
- DListed
- PopSugar
- Hollywood Rag
- A Socialite's Life
- Egotastic

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- NY Post gossip editor is busted for taking huge bribes not to run negative reports when he was caught in a sting by our friend Ron Burkle (who is not dating Gisele Bundchen) - and The Daily News scooped it (BlogNYC)
- The Bastardly lady of the day is hot for once (The Bastardly)
- Michael Douglas says men shouldn't wear makeup, but getting plastic surgery doesn't count (Cityrag)
- Heidi Fleiss has picked the first stud for her all-male brothel, former Another World actor Les Brandt. (Glitterati)
- The return of Bo Derek (DListed)
- Where and when will Angelina give birth? (PopSugar)
- Christina Aguilera's Pepsi commercial (Just Jared)
- Sharon Stone shaves a man's balls on an upcoming episode of the series "Huff" on Showtime (yeeeah)

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- Bob the Builder doing the Mambo and DJing at a dance club (You Tube)
- Why aren't Kristin Cavalleri's 15 minutes up yet? (The Bastardly)
- Whitney Houston likes the ladies (DListed)
- Pete Doherty shoplifts, but just says he's forgetful, not a thief (yeeeah)
- Britney in the Act of Childbirth: The Money Shot (BlogNYC)
- Demi and Ashton are going to adopt - 'cause that's the trendy thing to do (Glitterati)
- Colin Farrel is too sober for Kate Moss now (PopSugar)

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- Paris Hilton and her lazy eye are Mother Teresa (City Rag)
- Jessica Alba thinks people are interested in her acting (The Bastardly)
- Deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security tries to pick up a 14-year-old girl online and gets totally busted. (Socialite's Life)
- Did Angelina kick Brad to the curb? (Glitterati)
- Harrison Ford and Sean Connery in Indiana Jones 4: The Oldies (yeeeah)
- We will never see the naked pictures of Cameron Diaz - except online (Pop Sugar)
- Jen and Vince's potential lovenest in Chicago (PopBytes)

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- The Naomi Campbell Cell Phone (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Catherine Keneer blames a reporter for the fact that Jennifer Aniston can't shut up about her miserable life (PopSugar)
- Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill is engaged to an 17 or 18 year-old extra that is probably pregnant. Murray divorced his co-star after 5 months of marriage last September. (Perez Hilton)
- Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff are drunk (yeeeah)
- Jessica Alba's boyfriend makes her take out the trash (Hollywood Tuna)
- Matthew McConaughey has friends with benefits (The Bastardly)
- Is Brad Pitt homesick? (Glitterati)
- George Clooney's plan to flood Gawker Stalker with fake reports was supposedly an April Fool's Joke. Yeah, right. (DListed)
- Clooney's old-school Vegas resort project may not get off the ground now that Brad Pitt isn't going to partner with him. (Jossip)
- George Clooney's bare ass in a sex scene (Socialite's Life)

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- Keira Knightly is diva-licious (City Rag)
- If you look close at Lohan's nose, there's a perceptable white sheen (Blog NYC)
- Susan Sarandon thinks President Bush is a crook (yeeeah)
- Tori Spelling and her look-alike tranny (The Bastardly)
- Nicole-a-rexia (PopSugar)
- Robert Downey, Jr. has a (hopefully) sober 41st birthday (Glitterati)
- K-Fed Dance off and guess who won? (DListed)
- Scarlet Johansson to play the role of a 14 year-old girl (IDLYITW)
- Kirsten Dunst has found true love (Gallery of the Absurd)

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So I'm a bad liar and didn't run any April Fools day jokes, but Mike at D-Listed was brilliant yesterday. I totally believed that there was going to be 9 to 5 reunion and that Jada Pinket Smith's lesbian lover gave an interview. I even read all the same celebrity news sources and thought "My God, how did I miss these awesome stories?"

By the time I posted yesterday's links, though, I had figured it out and needed to try to fool other people.

Trent at Pink is the New Blog probably didn't fool many people by announcing he was converting to Scientology, but it was still funny. We probably would have believed Kaballah, though.

There are a few stories on Oh No they Didn't that look bogus. One involves a bad anonymous source that claims J-Lo is a cokehead. Come on, wouldn't she be skinnier if that's true?

Another states that Isaac Hayes said that Matt and Trey Parker made up the Scientology quitting controversy to get free publicity for South Park. The source link admits it's an April Fool's joke.

There's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's ass (NSFW) that may be Photoshopped but is possibly real and another article states that she's going to shill for Proactiv.

P.Diddy, meanwhile is said to be suing Proactiv for failing to get rid of his acne. Our friends at Crunk and Disorderly picked up that story then admitted they were Punk'd.

We're trying to put together some news stories for today, but as you can see there's a lot of junk out there.

Update: That picture of Lohan's ass is real!

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- Mike at D-Listed has a lot of excellent exclusives today. Jada Pinket Smith has a long-term lesbian lover, there's going to be a 9 to 5 sequel, and Britney Spears says she's not pregnant, just fat.
- There are pictures of Britney and K-Fed with the little people they exploited at his birthday party. (The Bastardly)
- Maddox is a lucky litte boy. (Just Jared)
- Beyonce's dad challenges Simon Cowell to a death match (Crunk and Disorderly)
- More pics of Britney Spears at the dance studio - you never can tell if that girl's pregnant (Hollywood Rag)
- Colin Farrell avoids the law (IDLYITW)
- Brad Pitt is in the Dominican Republic now? (Faded Youth)

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- Pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow didn't just have one beer one time (PopSugar)
- Brad Pitt asked Vince Vaughn to take Aniston off his hands, and he helped him out (The Bastardly)
- Courtney Love sells Nirvana (Yeeeah)
- What is Vin Diesel Doing at the GayVN Awards? (DListed)
- Lenny Kravitz to play Jimi Hendrix (Glitterati)
- Busta bashes source editor Naomi style (Jossip)
Update: The Google Idol lip sync competition ends tomorrow! Be sure to vote in the final. [via]

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- Jessica Simpson actually does want to drop kids off at the pool (A Socialite's Life)
- Kate Moss pulls a Sienna Miller (PopSugar)
- Where's Clay Gaiken? (DListed)
- Sinead O'Conner likes old men (Glitterati)
- Which one of Wilmer's conquests did he do up the ass? (Bastardly)
- Justin Timberlake hates K-Fed and feels sorry for Britney (IDLYITW)
- Noami Campbell attacks again (Gabsmash)
- Proof that the Spederlines objectify little people (Pink is the New Blog)
- Is J-Lo a Liar, a Hypocrite or has Marc Anthony Just Driven Her to Smoke? (Blog NYC)

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- The PopBytes guy got to meet Santino and Nicole Richie this weekend, and he is surprisingly humble about it. (PopBytes)
- More unneeded proof that Tom Cruise is hardcore (DListed)
- The Pussycat Dolls live up to their name - again (Perez Hilton)
- It's gonna blow: MI3 photos (Just Jared)
- Kristin Cavalleri's unconfirmed relationship with Nick Lachey will remain unconfirmed (PopSugar)
- Unsupervised teenage sex on The OC (Egotastic)

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- Carmen Electra and Pete Navarro are so over [Egotastic]
- Pink is good at being ugly [Hollywood Tuna]
- Paula Abdul's new boyfriend is hot but poor [DListed]
- There's a leprechaun in Mobile, AL [YouTube] [via]
- Hollywood says good riddance to Jennifer Aniston [Glitterati]
- How Hayes really left South Park (includes Chef's death scene) [IDLYITW]
- Alyssa Milano needs to wax her arms [Faded Youth]
- Basic Fugstinct 2 [Go Fug Yourself]
- Jessica Simpson to start a line of hair extensions [PopSugar]

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- Flavor of Love's Pumkin got fired from her substitute teaching job (BlogNYC)
- Jennifer Aniston blames everyone else for the fact that she can't act (DListed)
- Eva and Jamie get cosy again at the premiere party for "Yo Mamma" (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Eva Longoria doesn't get the fact that she compounds the dumb things she says when she continues to talk. (The Bastardly)
- Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend had a baby boy, Michael, on Tuesday (Perez Hilton)
- The anti-Scientology ad that targets Cruise (Glitterati)
- We are sorry to report that Jessica Alba will never get nude or crude again (Egotastic)

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- Matthew Perry gets lucky (PopSugar)
- Sienna Miller is in prehab (Egotastic)
- Sienna Miller is with Hayden Christensen, but she still wants Jude Law's tiny peter. We don't get it - see above. (A Socialite's Life)
- Kevin Federline comes up with an inventive way to declare his love for Britney and his children - release a terrible one-sample song on his 1997-era MySpace (yeeeah)
- Paris and Nicky get animated (Perez Hilton)
- Liza Minelli is hysterical on Larry King (Hollywood Rag)
- Halle Berry Takes Her Nipples Out For A Walk (The Bastardly)

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- Gillian Anderson is making a comeback (The Bastardly)
- Jackie's strength and fashion. RIP Oleg Cassini (popbytes)
- Kimora Lee Simmons forgets who bankrolled her (Gabsmash)
- The Kurt Cobain action figure (DListed)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is stalked by a ghost (IDLYITW)
- Donald and Melania have a little Barron (Jossip)
- Tom Sizemore slept with a lot of women in his heyday and is bragging about it now that he's down on his luck (Hollywood Rag)

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- Monolo Blahnik is pissed that Carrie Bradshaw made him famous (Jossip)
- Gwen Stefani gets caught on stuff (I'm not obsessed)
- Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari are almost an item. (Oh no they didn't)
- Mischa Barton to get nude in upcoming film (The Bastardly)
- Sienna Miller nude calendar pictures and video (Egotastic)
- Lindsay Lohan and Adrian Brody? (A Socialite's Life)
- George Clooney donates his Oscar goodie bag to the United Way (Oh no they didn't)
- Jared Leto to deliver the goods to Eva Longwhoria (Gabsmash)

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- Harry Potter tries to get some Hermione ass (The Bastardly) again (Dlisted)
- Demi Moore is sperminated (Perez Hilton)
- Crackbabby for Kate Moss (Faded Youth)
- University of Texas Students Plan Protest Against R.Kelly (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Madonna gets provacative and then prays (PopSugar)
- Pamela Anderson oozes class (and booze) (IDLYITW)
- Teri Hatcher gets hair and makeup tips from Ryan Seacrest (DListed)

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- A hot story about lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie that's most likely fan fiction (Best Week Ever Blog)
- Kate Moss buys a vibrator to match her Faberge egg (IDLYITW)
- P. Diddy to produce a reality TV series called Celebrity Cooking Showdown (Celebrity Blog)
- Jack Black elopes (Perez Hilton)
- Annie Proulx, author of Brokeback Mountain, tells the Academy to go f*ck themselves (DListed)
- Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park (Cult News)
- Will Farrell is not dead yet (Oh no they didn't)
- Get well soon, Tammy Faye (popbytes)

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- Paris Hilton wants a tummy tuck (Egotastic)
- Should Angelina Jolie be flying? (Perez Hilton)
- Demi hides her face (PopSugar)
- Robin Williams will take care of Will Reeve (DListed)
- Pink likes the ladies (DListed)
- Introducting Gawker Stalker Maps. Updated with the latest locations of your favorite celebrities. (Gawker Stalker)

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- Lisa Marie Presley-Lockwood is pregnant (DListed)
- Renee Zellweger almost got hit by a car (I'm not obsessed)
- Keira Knightly also had a near-death experience (Oh no they didn't)
- Lindsay Lohan is dating a rich Greek guy too (A Socialite's Life)
- Fat Janet Jackson is suddenly shaping up (The Bastardly)
- TomKat comes out of hiding (Perez Hilton)

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- Just like most of the companies I worked for in my career as a web designer, Neverland Ranch has shut down without paying its employees. (MSNBC)
- Video of The View's Joy Behar asking Chloe Sevigny about her blowjob scene in the Brown Bunny. This was supposed to have really pissed off her co-star from some HBO miniseries, Bill Paxton. (Chet from Weird Science) (Best Week Ever Blog)
- Designer imposter gowns (US Magazine)
- John Travolta is a cross-dressing Scientologist (IDLYITW)
- Russel Crowe turned down for an appearance on Sesame Street (The Superficial)
- The media death knell tolls for Paris Hilton (WWTDD)

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- Dame, those are some huge breasts (Blog NYC)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt close to Playboy deal (DListed)
- Are Eva Mendez and Joaquin Phoenix an item - probably not, but there are pictures of them together so let's speculate. (I'm not obsessed)
- Jessica Simpson wants to botox the third world (yeeeah)
- Nick Lachey needs work (PopSugar)
- Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy learns a valuable lesson, and wishes Santino would have won Runway (The Superficial)
- Paris Hilton has herpes. (Egotastic)
- DJ Am justifies his sexual relations with Nicole Richie (The Bastardly)

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- Jennifer Lopez gets her tan on (I'm not obsessed)
- Donald Trump thinks incest is funny (Hollywood Rag)
- Jude Law will screw anything with his tiny member (IDLYITW)
- Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari are not even close to being together, they just like the same food (PopSugar)
- Parrot Hilton (sex and the beach via cityrag)
- Gwen Stefani dresses like a pregnant prisoner. (Just Jared)
- Vivica A. Fox is the new Tara Reid (Perez Hilton)
- David Hasselhoff might have beaten his wife (yeeeah)
- Steve O. was raised by animals (DListed)
- My baseball-obsessed exes are probably crying in their beer right now. RIP Kirby Pucket, you were too young to go. (The Bastardly)

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- Surprise, surprise. Ashlee Simpson's former vocal coach says she can't sing. (Perez Hilton)
- Britney really is pregnant, maybe (Gabsmash)
- Is Halle Berry pregnant too?! I'm not obsessed)
- Madonna's kid: "Mom, are you gay?" Madonna: "No, I'm just a slut, but now that I'm a cult member I know how to justify it." (Celeb News Wire)
- Nicole Richie and DJ Am are spotted together again (DListed)
- Please God, No. Tori Spelling to star in her own reality series (Jossip)
- Teri Hatcher's Michael Jackson face (The Bastardly)
- Video of Jennifer Garner's graceful Oscar slip (IDLYITW)
- Keira Knightly cries for Jake Gyllenhaal (Egotastic)
- The Oscars pack up (PopBytes)

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- Naomi Watt's post-Oscar outfit is even worse than the tissues she was sporting earlier (I'm not obsessed)
- Angelina Jolies' Subservient Pull Toy, a new Gallery of the Absurd illustration
- Oscar roundup (PopSugar)
- The Oscars sucked, and the press picks a scapegoat instead of facing the real problem as always (Yahoo! AP News)
- Tim Burton reads The Bastardly and gets pissed when people don't recognize him (The Bastardly)
- Academy Awards mega picture post (Egotastic)

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- Scarlet Johansson gets a nose ring (The Sun) and has tantric sex with Josh Hartnett (Celeb News Wire)
- Gisele Bundchen waves her ass at construction workers (Daily Dish)
- Playboy won't pull Jessica Alba issue (MSNBC)
- Jessica Simpson is getting fat (The Superficial)
- Kelly Osbourne makes out with some guy from a band called Kasabian (Sky Showbiz)
- Reese Witherspoon can't hide her A-type personality (Female First)
- Michelle Williams' old school may be distancing itself from the Brokeback star, but Jake Gyllenhaal's alma mater knows that being gay is the next big thing (TMZ)
- The entire gossip industry is staged (The Bastardly)
- Mel Gibson to speak Maya at the Oscars (Canoe) while Philip Seymour Hoffman may bark (Digital Spy)

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- Britney Spears changed her baby's diaper - on a table in a restaurant Who the fuck would even consider that? (Dlisted)
- Jessica Simpson for W Magazine (Just Jared)
- Hillary Duff for Candies Home (Oh no they didn't)
- Christina Aguilera looking like an old lady (Hollywood Tuna)
- The Oscars without the stars (Popbytes)
- Meg Ryan looks like a cgi version of herself (DListed)
- Kristy Swanson wins dating with celebrities (My mother said she has actually watched this) (Blog NYC)
- Erykah Badu and her dead fox scarf (The Bastardly)

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- Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe didn't want to share custody of their pets, so they got back together. (Daily Dish via Oh no they didn't)
- Kid Rock thinks Scott Stapp's a loser, too. (Pop Sugar)
- Scarlett Johansson was shocked by Mizrahi's grope, but maintains perspective. (IDLYITW)
- Is there anything Heidi Klum won't sell? (Dlisted)
- Lindsay Lohan's nipple slip video! (The Bastardly)
- Lindsay Lohan poses with a bong and lines of coke in the background. If only there was a video. (Yeeeah)

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- Lil' Kim's implants are leaking at an inconvenient time for her (NY Daily News)
- Two ushers were shot at a Kanye West concert in the UK (BBC News
- Life and Style finally gives up (Pop Sugar)
- Busta Rymes sued for assault (E online)
- Tara Reid's stomach is like curdled milk (DListed)
- Nick Lachey may be banging Alyssa Milano (Perez Hilton) or his brother's dance partner, Cheryl Burke (I'm not obsessed.) Either way, he's done with Miss Kentucky. (WWTDD)
- The Village Voice Gets Its Very Own Jayson Blair (Blog NYC)
- Meg Ryan changes her daughter's name (Yeeeah!)
- Clay Aiken was betrayed by an IM buddy. (Perez Hilton)

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- Barry Bonds impersonates Paula Abdul (Concrete Loop)
- Gwen Stefani originally wanted to call her clothing label "Hellagood" (A Socialite's Life)
- Brad and Ang have "secret rings" (Pop Sugar)
- Scans from Star's "Britney: Ready to Divorce?" article (Popbytes)
- Smithsonian starts hip-hop collection (ABC News)
- That iconic image of Nicole and Paris in the coffee shop on their Sidekicks/Blackberries - is it Photoshopped? (Hollywood Rag)
- If anyone cares, the latest bachelor broke up with whoever he ended up picking. (Bricks and Stones via Just Jared)
- There's supposedly a videotape of Jane Fonda using a strap on with Ted Turner. Sorry to put that image in your head... shudder (Celeb News Wire via Egotastic)

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- Lindsay Lohan nipple slip pictures (Egotastic)
- Answers to the Liev-Naomi-Winona love triange (Gawker)
- Is Britney pregnant or just fat? (Perez Hilton)
- Haley Haylie (who cares how she spells it) Duff's giant nose at the GM Fashion show (I'm not obsessed)
- Courtney Cox to play Bonnie Fuller (Jossip)
- Scarlett Johansson's Loreal Commercial. The Robert Palmer backup singer look is back. (Oh no they didn't)
- The Bastardly starts an "I hate Jennifer Aniston" blog - help them out (Bastardly)

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- The Supreme Court hears Anna Nicole Smith's case - and her makeup looks terrible. Frosted lips went out in the 80s. (Perez Hilton)
- Hermione Granger drinks up (Gawker)
-Pumkin responds to Spitgate on her MySpace (Crunk and Disorderly)
- This is potentially Anderson Cooper's boyfriend (According to Faded Youth)
- Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama hook up (Egotastic)
- Liev Schreiber gets it on with Winona and Naomi in the same week (Gawker)
- Mardi Gras for Britney Spears and her big-ass mouth (Popsugar)
- TomKat in Tahiti (Just Jared)
- Janice Dickinson makes Tom Cruise look sane (Blog NYC)

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- John Mayer has good oral hygiene, but still eats sugary cereal (A Socialite's Life)
- Kiera Knightly compares the Oscars to a dog show (Glitterati)
- Play-by-Play of the Brangelina family's day, with pictures (Just Jared)
- Gallery of the Absurd reveals what Nicole is really running from in those Jimmy "Chew" ads
- Fug Bai Ling is back! (Go Fug Yourself) More Bai Ling returns (The Bastardly)
- Tom and Katie shadowed by Scientology handlers with Blackberries (Cult News)
- Kimora Lee Simmons is begging for a PETA attack (Crunk and Disorderly)

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- Madge credits drugs for her recovery (Perez Hilton)
- George Michael owes up, promises not to capitalize on latest arrest (Hollywood Rag)
- Diddy likes cheap hookers (The Scoop)
- Jenny McCarthy Wants To Taunt Paris Hilton in the Afterlife (Starpulse) [via oh no they didn't]
- Britney and family in New Orleans (PopSugar)

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- First Fergie and now Jenny McCarthy (Hollywood Rag) (McCarthy has had a baby and she was getting tickled, so she has an excuse. Hopefully she won't be incontinent at her orgy, too.)
- MC Hammer has a blog with the cutest pictures of his kids [via Crunk and Disorderly]
- Matthew McConaughey couldn't think of something nice to say about his co-star Sarah Jessica Parker (PopSugar)
- Hugh Jackman's wife is 9 years older. Who knew? (Just Jared)
- Josh Duhamel fights 'Mr. Fergie' rep (Jossip)

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- Pierce Brosnan won't be play gay for pay - or something (Female First) [via Media Take Out]
- Evangeline Lilly with a frilly-assed bathing suit (PopSugar) (Wait, isn't she supposed to be pregnant like everyone else?)
- Charlize Theron in Italian GQ (Faded Youth)
- Kiera's new boyfriend (Sky Showbiz)
- Leo's new girlfriend (Gabsmash)
- Get well soon, Sheryl Crow (PopBytes)

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- New dad Ben Affleck looks hot (PopSugar), but he needs to trim his nose hair (DListed).
- Disturbing Image Warning: Gallery of the Absurd channels goatsee to accurately portray the horror of Star Jones' relationship with Big Gay Al
- Cynthia Nixon doing just fine (DListed), thanks for asking. [via CityRag]
- Nick Lachey stages a photo-op (HollywoodRag) with a potential squeeze
- Kimora steals Mooriah's Photoshop artist (PerezHilton)
- Who's Hotter Now?: Jen vs. Ang (Faded Youth)
- Pete Doherty says "Crack makes me happy" (MirrorUK) [via Media Take Out]

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