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Celebitchy Archives: Michael Douglas
Apr
26
Did Brad Pitt get Catherine Zeta-Jones kicked out of Oceans 13?


There's a rumor that Brad Pitt requested that Catherine Zeta-Jones' character meet an untimely death in Oceans 13, due to the nasty comments about his relationship with Angeilna made by her husband, Michael Douglas:

Brad Pitt has reportedly used his considerable clout to get Catherine Zeta Jones dumped from Oceans Thirteen due to her hubby Michael Douglas comment and shot about Angelina Jolie and her "third world orphans."

Mike Walker [of the National Enquirer] reports that before the actor would agree to sign on to Ocean 13, Zeta-Jones would need to be dumped.

Not only did she need to be swept out of the third 'Ocean's' film, Pitt reportedly wanted her dead (in the film).

Walker writes: Before he'd agree to star in the film Brad decreed not only that Zeta-Jones be banned from reprising her role - he actually forced producers to write in a scene explaining that her character has dies a horrible death.

Cue the rep: Pitt's PR folks denied all and Walker says "curiously claims Brad is not even aware of the Douglas remarks."

Brad may seem like a pansy now that he's holing up in Namibia with Angelina, but he may be capable of being fierce when someone mocks him. Or maybe Angelina put him him up to it.

Update: Al Pacino has joined Oceans 13.

Angelina's exclusive interview from Namibia with Ann Curry will air on the Today show tomorrow morning at 7am and on Dateline Sunday at 7pm. Angelina says she doesn't talk about her relationship with Brad either to the press or with Brad himself and that she hopes to bring awareness to the need for education for children around the world.

In her first comments about her relationship with her Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, who divorced Friends actress Jennifer Aniston last year, Jolie tells Curry, "I don't talk about our — my relationship in public. But we also don't talk about it at home.

"It's one of those funny things that just happens, and you live your life, and you're a family. But you never actually discuss (it)."

The whole relationship question, Jolie says, makes her "giggle." It's "just kind of funny. If (Brad) saw this, he would probably understand why I was laughing. Because I just don't know how to address that kind of thing."

Jolie says she broke her silence with the media to further her latest cause: educational opportunities for children worldwide.

She also said she knows the sex of the baby, but won't reveal it.

Here's a picture of Angelina with Anne Curry.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Catherine Zeta-Jones | Michael Douglas | Movies

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Apr
05
Michael Douglas spouts more crap


Now that Michael Douglas is wearing a beard to hide his surgery scars, he's trying to make it the fashion by badgering other men about their grooming habits:

He says, "Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines (between men and women) seem to be getting much closer."

Although he doesn't understand the young male's psyche, Douglas insists he's not jealous of younger men. He adds, "A lot of these guys use me as an example of who they'd like to have a career like - which is flattering - but I'm getting tired of this sort of respectfulness they give me. When they start calling me Mr. Douglas, I'm like, 'Hey! Shut the f**k up!'"

No, Douglas, you shut the fuck up. Just because you're getting old doesn't mean you have to complain about younger men. You've surely used some cosmetics in your day.

Douglas was in NY last night to lend his support to the UN's fight against landmines at a lavish fundraising dinner. He presented the Adopt-A-Minefield’s humanitarian award to UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan.

Douglas' wife, Catherine Zeta Jones, must be getting sick of the crap he says because she wasn't at the dinner with him. Jones is filming "Mostly Martha" in NY and is presumably in the same town. Both Jones and her husband were said to be attending the dinner in earlier reports.

Here is Douglas at the UN dinner last night. He is pictured with Kofi Annan and musician Moby.

Posted to Arrogant | Good Causes | Michael Douglas | Photos

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Mar
21
Michael Douglas completes transformation into old curmudgeon


Michael Douglas talks trash about Brad Pitt after leaving his own wife for 25 year-younger Catherine "the Zeta is for cosmetic purposes" Jones. He gets a lot of plastic surgery to stay young-looking in youth-obsessed Hollywood, but decides to say screw it by growing a long beard. He's probably just trying to hide the evidence.

Michael Douglas was at the Bermuda International Film Festival today to receive the "Prospero" award for excellence in film. Bermuda has another reason to kiss Douglas' ass. He has entered into a partnership with Hilton to redo a hotel he owns on the island:

Ariel Sands, the Devonshire cottage colony owned by film star Michael Douglas’s family is going to be razed and rebuilt in a massive $100m makeover.

The actor attended a press conference today, Wednesday, with Tourism Minister Ewart Brown and new partners Hilton Grand Vacations Club to announce the plans, which will see the existing 47-room property transformed into a 214 room oasis...

Representative Bruce Sonneborn Jnr said the project would unfurl in phases. Once completed, it will be the ultimate in luxury living.

Here's Douglas the hotel mogul and grumpy washed-up film star in all his plaid-shirted glory.

Posted to Awards | Michael Douglas | Plastic Surgery

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