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Celebitchy Archives: Paris Hilton
Aug
22
Paris Hilton's mom told her that giving blowjobs gives you acne scars


Us Weeky has the highlights from Paris Hilton's new interview in Blender magazine, and they're hilarious. She "f'in hates" when fans touch her, cries when listening to her own album, and reveals that her baby-doll act and insane ambition were inspired by her narcissistic grandmother.

The best part, though, is that her mom Kathy told her that acne scars were caused by giving oral sex. At age 19, Paris supposedly believed her:

“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters – she knew this person who had craters. I’m like, ‘What is that from?’ She’s like, from giving bl-w j-bs.” “I’m like, ‘You get craters?’ And I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ I told my boyfriend – he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’”

Maybe Pink believes this too, and that's why she thinks blowjobs are gross.

Is it surprising that at the age of 19 Paris was as gullibe and uninformed about sex as the average grade school student? Maybe she wouldn't be as successful if she wasn't that stupid. It's a good thing for her that she never finished high school.

Here are some pictures of Paris at an in-store appearance at Best Buy on August 18th and in Blender Magazine.

Thanks to Gossipin for the tip, and to Hollywoods Best for these photos.

Posted to Magazines | Paris Hilton | Photos | Sex | SmartSmartSmart

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Aug
14
Paris buys a cemetary plot next to Marilyn Monroe... for her goat


I wrote Snopes.com to ask them to fact check this story, because it sounds like complete bullshit to me, but Paris Hilton is said to have purchased a cemetary plot next to Marilyn Monroe for a "Billy Hilton," which was initially thought to be a poorly named deceased relative. It turned out that Billy was her goat. Someone made this shit up, but it's pretty funny:

Paris Hilton has stunned Hollywood locals with her plans to bury her pet goat at the West Wood Village Memorial Park next to the memorial of screen legend Marilyn Monroe.

A plot had been secured in the cemetery under the name of Billy Hilton and it was assumed it was for a Hilton family member.

Local and people with plots are disgusted by Hilton’s plan to bury an animal in the very human memorial park.

One local gentleman said: “It’s absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for ‘Billy Hilton’. And everyone was very understanding about it, because they presumed it was one of her relatives.

“But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and done with it. But not Paris.

“This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, and it’s certainly not for animals. It should be reserved for beloved superstars.”

This simply can't be true. I did a half-assed google search, and it seems to have originated with a press release, which also claimed that Paris booked a gospel choir to perform at a funeral. Just like the rumor that Will Ferrell died in a freak para-gliding accident, someone cooked up a joke press release and now the dumber news services are picking it up.

Paris might have a whole zoo full of animals, but it's doubtful she loves her goat this much, or even knows where Marilyn Monroe is buried.

Posted to Paris Hilton | Pets | SmartSmartSmart

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Aug
11
Paris Hilton had to go to the hospital after her monkey bit her


Paris Hilton's monkey is tired of being an accessory to her bad style. He took a chunk out her arm, sending the ditzy heiress to the hospital to receive a tetanus shot.

Perhaps channeling the spirit of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. We repeat: PARIS' KINKAJOU BIT HER ON THE ARM.

The wound was superficial and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

Paris called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at about 3AM Tuesday morning after the incident occurred. Mintz tells TMZ he drove her to the emergency room where she was seen by a doctor, treated and released. The whole ordeal took just a few hours.

In an odd bit of foreshadowing, an MTV special focused on Paris -- that aired the same day of the incident -- actually featured Baby Luv in a segment, during which the animal tried to bite her.

TMZ has a video of Paris holding the agitated kinkajou, Baby Luv, while describing the incident where she had to take a limo with all her animals in the back because the airline refused to transport them.

Paris' publicist really earns his money if he's going over to her house in the middle of the night to take her to the hospital. Doesn't she have a friend or throwaway lover who could do that for her?

Maybe the monkey just wanted to do Paris a favor and keep her from going out in an outfit like this. She is seen in a satin top and pants like the kind you wear to bed while wearing a red belt across her ribs. At least her purse, belt, and shoes coordinate. WTF? Look at the people behind her - they're totally making fun of her.

Pictures taken on 8/9 by X17 and found at Hollywood's Best.

Posted to Fashion | Illness | Paris Hilton | Pets | Photos

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Aug
08
Paris Hilton lookalike in Playboy (NSFW)


Canadian Natalie Reid has perfected the vacant stare and flat affect of Paris Hilton, and one of the commentors on Oh No They Didn't! points out that she even has a wonky eye like Paris. Natalie's bad eye seems to be her right one, while Paris' lazy eye is her left, though. Natalie's jaw is also a bit wider, but the resemblance is uncanny. Reid says that she hung out once with Paris at her Hollywood home, and said that Paris was "totally in shock" to be face to face with her doppleganger.

It doesn't really matter if Paris refuses to do Playboy. We've all seen her goodies, and as Natalie shows she's pretty interchangeable.

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Aug
05
Paris Hilton is bored with life


In this clip for an upcoming MTV special, Paris Hilton talks about her love of singing, how she worked harder for it than anything in her life, and how she's wanted to sing since she was a little girl. She delivers these lines while sitting back on a couch and never changing the tone of her voice. She looks completely bored, like it doesn't really interest her to discuss her newfound music career, and she's doing it because she has to.

Paris Hilton is less excited making her crappy bubblegum music than the average secretary doing her daily job. Can you imagine if you called an office and the person answering the phone was as devoid of emotion as Paris? If it was a high-powered executive's office, you would wonder why they put up with such a bad assistant.

In Paris Hilton's case, you wonder why she bothers to get up in the morning. Is she really depressed or just bored with life?

Media analysts have called Paris Hilton a "palette cleanser" and said that she's the perfect brand advertisement because she can be anything you want her to be. With no real passions or obvious interests beyond shopping and showing up for stuff, it's obvious why. She just doesn't give a shit what you do with her.

Look, she blends in with the background perfectly. She's like a pillow that coordinates with everything.


Posted to Music | Paris Hilton | Photos | Video

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Aug
02
Diddy sleeps through his own party


Page Six has this big story that P. Diddy slept through his own party in Saint Tropez, but you know, at least he's oversleeping to attend parties and is keeping his business appointments, unlike La Lohan, who has it the wrong way 'round:

SEAN Combs did the unforgivable yesterday. He was 5 1/2 hours late to his own White Party in St. Tropez because he'd been up partying past dawn the night before to promote his fragrance, Unforgivable.

Diddy was supposed to breeze into the exclusive Nikki Beach club at 2:30 p.m., but he didn't show until 8 p.m., with hundreds of revelers wondering whether they were being stood up by their host. Turns out the rapper-fashion impresario was sound asleep, recovering from the raucous after-party that followed his "Unforgivable" bash aboard the 277-foot yacht, RM Elegant. It kept going until 8:30 a.m., and Diddy didn't hit the sack until 9.

Hollywood parties are business appointments, though. I'm all confused.

Diddy throws enough parties that I'm sure people will forgive him for showing up a bit late. I just want to know if he's still serving Cristal.

In attendance were Ivana and a possibly surgically enhanced 24 year-old Ivanka Trump, Paris and Stavros, Penelope Cruz, and the Duchess of York and her oldest daughter, Beatrice.

Diddy has just recorded an album in which he sings for the first time. He said it was nerve-wracking:

Having already made his mark as a rapper, producer, actor and designer, he has now recorded a new album on which he sings for the first time. "You can’t believe how nervous I was, " he said. "It was like jumping off a cliff into the ocean. But you know what? I found the water invigorating."

Here are some far-away pictures of Diddy on a trampoline at his party from Hello! Magazine, and a few of Paris at the party from JiveRecords.eu.

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Jul
25
Lindsay Lohan no longer blames Paris for her hacked Blackberry


Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay's friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay's password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris' hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can't prove it and doesn't want to deal with getting sued.

"Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar," Zelnik [Lindsay's rep] told The New York Post's Page Six.

"They weren't," she now said. "We now have her lawyers looking into it."

Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that "firecrotch" was calling her "again" and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She's wearing out her fuck buddies quickly and doesn't have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven's birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I'm also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

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Posted to Fights | Lindsay Lohan | Paris Hilton | Parties | Photos

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Jul
24
Paris Hilton says that other girls "use her" to get attention


Someone was sending nasty text messages to Lindsay Lohan's friends, and the messages sounded suspiciously like Paris Hilton's junior-high put downs. Paris has denied being the culprit because of course she couldn't hack anything. It's possible she figured out the password or had someone help her, though:

Paris Hilton who has allegedly been accused by Lindsay Lohan’s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik of hacking into Lohan’s personal Blackberry and sending out harassing messages to her buddy list, called such claims as absolutely ‘silly’.

"A mysterious troublemaker sent disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren`t. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar", Zap2it quoted Zelnik, as saying.

But Hilton who has already gone through the ‘hacking business’ when her private info from her Sidekick was leaked onto the Internet in 2004, called the accusations as absolutely ‘silly’ and erroneous.

Whatever. Like we really care about either of these two anymore. They're fun to watch in a car-crash kind of way.

Hilton says that "certain girls use [her]" to get attention. As if she's not the one clamouring for attention all the time:

She says, "All those stories are made up. You know how shy I am... Well, non-confrontational.

"Certain girls just use me to get media attention because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press."

There's something seriously wrong with talking about yourself in the third person. Paris is non-confrontational. She's so non-confrontational she has to make up stories about fights she's had with other girl celebrities and try to spread them around. Those girls must have wanted attention so badly that they psychically willed Paris to involve them in fantasy fights.

Here's Paris with her sister Nicky in some older bikini candids and doing recent promotion for her single in Costa d'en Blanes and Palma de Mallorca on July 23 and 22. [via]

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Jul
10
Paris Hilton says she's going to be celibate for a year


In a pledge that she'll probably forget next week, Paris Hilton confirmed to Britains Guardian that she plans on being celibate for an entire year:

We talk about shopping, entrepreneurialism and the future. Hilton had previously said she wanted to be a mother by now, but she recently announced that, after being in relationships for all her adult life, she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? "Just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."

Now, she says, it's time to take care of business and indulge herself in a few consumables. What's the most extravagant thing she's ever bought? "Erm ... I just ordered the new Bentley convertible." How much is that? "I don't know - I didn't ask."

Paris says she makes her own money and deserves to be known for her, uh, fame, rather than her status as an heiress. She also brags about how gracious and sweet she is:

It annoys her, she says, when people suggest she's got where she has because of her family. But it certainly helped in the early days, didn't it? "Well ..." Her voice momentarily breaks up and goes all Rod Stewart on me. "There's a lot more to it than that because there are a million other heiresses I've heard of who don't do anything with their lives." So what makes her special? "There's nobody else like me. Also, I'm a good person. I treat everybody great. I travel around the world and I'm better to the fans than any single person." Better than anybody? "Yes." She smiles beatifically. She often talks of her goodness.

Hilton was brought up a Catholic, and still attends church. "I think a lot of people forget where they came from and treat people bad." The notion of her forgetting her roots sounds ludicrous, but I think I know what she means - she's not talking inherited wealth, but achievement. As she says, more than once, "I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that."

Paris dishes on Nicole in the article, saying that fame has changed her and that it "breaks her heart" while she's stayed the same, vapid person all along.

Author Naomi Wolf calls Paris a "palette cleanser" and compares her bland sexy-innocent image to white noise:

"The pigeon-toed I'm-a-little-girl thing combined with the deliberate strategic convergence of pornography as entree into superstardom. She's always smiling, she never says much of anything, she's totally uncontroversial, she's managed to create a construct that is completely explicitly sexually available and completely innocent and naive and girlish at the same time. She's very soothing. It's like white noise in an over-stimulated environment. Paris Hilton is like a palette cleanser. She's like, as semiotics would say, an empty signifier, so you can project absolutely anything on to her, which is the perfect situation for branding."

When told about Wolf's assessment of her, Paris says she doesn't know what it means, but that she thinks it's "nice."

While some people give Paris credit for her skyrocketing image, I believe her and think she's just been the same shop-a-holic party-girl all the time.

Of course I don't believe that she's going to be celibate for a year, because chances are she said that in a brief two-week lull and will forget all about it when the next hookup presents itself.

Paris is seen in a new photoshoot by Dave Hogan, and posing with her sister, Nicky, on July 8th in LA. She is also shown shopping for prison shorts on July 7th. [via]

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Jul
07
Paris Hilton crotch shot (NSFW)


Paris Hilton says that her dumb public personae is all a put-on, and that she invented herself for the cameras:

"The Simple Life is a reality show," she said, "and people might assume it's real. But it's fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself.

"So before I started the show I thought I'd make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together... The public think they know me but they really don't."

Paris doesn't have the brains to be Elle Woods or Cher Horowitz, and she's flattering herself if she thinks people perceive her as fashionably ditzy but smart and well organized.

Paris also says she's uh, naturally shy, but that she has to live it up when she's out at an event because she's getting paid to be there.

Here is some evidence that Paris is either really forgetful, not shy at all, or a bit of both. She went commando in a red polka-dot dress recently. NSFW

Thanks to James at BlogNYC for finding the pics.

Have a great weekend everyone! Sorry posting was light today. I got a lot of spam from crazed Marissa Cooper fans. Blame them.

Update: Upon further close inspection, it looks like Paris was wearing underwear, but that they were the tiny string bikini type and were pushed to the side.

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Jun
30
Paris Hilton is after German soccer player Lukas Podolski


Paris Hilton appeared on a German TV show yesterday wearing a custom-made soccer jersey with "Hilton" written on the back. She said she thought Germany's soccer player Lukas Podolski was "hot," but Podolski is from Poland and just plays for Germany.

Host Stefan Raab: "So, you like Lukas Pudolski?"

Paris: "I don't know him, I just think he's really good looking. He's an amazing player."

Stefan Raab: "First he comes from Poland, but then he comes from Cologne. You're single at the moment? Maybe I can arrange something between you and Lukas Podolski. Wouldn't it be nice? Paris Podolski?"

Paris, laughing: "I wish them luck on Friday."

Here's the clip, courtesy of The Wade Blogs:

Paris next directed an on-stage soccer tournament with blindfolded players shouting "Harder Harder! Kick it forward hard! Kick it in!" You can watch that segment here.

The Wade Blogs points out that Paris has been saying she wants to get with various soccer players as she promotes her album in Europe. Some of her quotes in the British press are rather suspect, though:

We will always have Paris... it turns out Hilton has been flapping about who she likes all across Europe as she flacks her new album. It was first reported in the UK's Sun that her soccer goals are as follows: 1. LUKAS PODOLSKI 2. FREDDIE LJUNGBERG 3.DAVID BECKHAM.

(excerpt) “I think Lukas is the sexiest man on the pitch. I would really like to meet him." In fact, she claims her life right now is all about soccer — and cooking. She enthused: “I am a keen football fan. And I can cook really well — although you wouldn’t think it to look at me.” Paris admitted she is keen to become a mum once she has found the right fella. She explained: “He needs to be honourable and make me laugh. I want a baby within the next five years.”

Pitch.. keen.. come on! There is no way our bubbly blonde uses English colloquialisms in her everyday vernacular. The above excerpt had to be penned by PR flack/hack. We sincerely doubt Paris has ever heard the word "keen" (in fact we'd bet the only keen she's ever heard are the Brit band named Keane). Next thing they are going to tell us is that Paris is burning to replace "That's hot" with her knew turn of phrase "That's keen."

Now that Paris has almost ruined the careers of quarterback Matt Leinart and hockey player Jose Theodore the sports world is interested in her. ESPN's Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon debated Paris' love life on their show "Pardon the Interruption" this week:

Kornheiser and Wilbon tried to decide how many athletes Paris will be "linked to" in her career. "There are boys in tee ball right now, who when they grow up, they will say, 'Let me at Paris Hilton!'" Wilbon said.

Wilbon went on to predict that Paris would be linked to 27 athletes by the end of the decade.

It does look like Paris is fixated on athletes, although some are bound to take their teammates advice like Matt Leinart and stay far away from the herpes-laden heiress.

Paris said earlier in this German interview "I think German guys are really hot." I can attest to that, since my husband is German. If the German game of the World Cup wasn't on now I might have asked him to translate some of the German in that video.

Germany is now playing Argentina in the World Cup, and Argentina is unfortunately up by one goal. Lukas Podolski got a yellow card four minutes into the game.

Update Germany won in nail-biting penalty kick overtime!

Here is Paris promoting her CD in Cologne on June 27th. She wearing those dumb yellow shoes with the giant bows again. [via]


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Jun
28
Paris Hilton prank calls one of her dad's employees


Paris Hilton went along with a dumb radio prank iniated by some British DJs. They called up a Glasgow Hilton and had her ask for a family discount:

Asking if she could have a discount on her room rate, The Simple Life star was told by the reservations clerk he'd given her the best rate available.

The prank was aired on the Real Radio Breakfast Show this morning.

During the call, Paris was asked by reservations clerk Kevin whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel.

She was offered a standard queen room for £170 but asked if she could have a discount.

The sexy star was told by the employee: "There is no discount I can initiate, I’m afraid."

When she said: "Yes you can", he replied: "That is the cheapest rate I have available to me."

Paris then informed the clerk that she will get her manager to call back.

That's stupid, but it isn't as rude as some of the other crap that radio DJs pull on air. It seems rather harmless.

It does bring up the mind-boggling issue of celebrities thinking they can get stuff heavily discounted and for free. Since when did making lots of money just for showing up entitle celebrities to get things free too? Of course they are great billboards, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't have to pay for stuff like the rest of us.

Here is Paris arriving at Radio One for her interview on 6/26. When are those terrible bug-eyed sunglasses going to out of fashion? [

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Jun
23
Look who else is going black - Paris


Paris Hilton has been spotted out in wigs in a lame attempt to go incognito several times. This latest look isn't surprising, except she's at a public event so she shouldn't have bothered. She was at the O2 wireless festival with her friend Caroline D'Amore.

Paris' ten-minute affair with French Canadian hockey goalie Jose Theodore during the Much Music festival has led his baby's momma to dump him. Paris was seen holding hands with Theodore and now his life is fucked up beyond repair:

A Toronto tryst with celebrity heiress Paris Hilton appears to have cost former Habs goalie Jose Theodore his relationship with the mother of his three-month-old daughter.

The TQS French-language television network has reported that Stephanie Cloutier ended their eight-year relationship and kicked the sports star out of their Montreal home this week after learning about the affair.

Photos of Hilton and Theodore holding hands were printed in newspapers and across the country.

"Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Theo out of her life and her house," TQS culture reporter Marie-Christine Proulx reported.

Good for Stephanie! If only all of the women sleeping with Paris' exes would dump them, we could reduce the spread of herpes throughout the population of hot but dumb 20-somethings.

Paris' new single "Stars are Blind" is out, and while it's catchy people are wondering if she can actually sing. It's being called the "musical equivalent of airbrushing."

Paris is shown yesterday at the O2 wireless festival and on 6/20 at the launch of the T-Mobile sidekick. She's wearing a white glove so she mustn't want her hands to touch any sidekicks infested with other celebrity germs. The dress isn't so bad, but check out her ridiculous yellow shoes with the giant bows and her nautical-theme earrings!

Pictures [via]

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Jun
15
Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton screw charities


Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton should start their own phony foundation, because they've both been caught pledging money to charity and not paying up.

Jackson recorded a song called "What more can I give?" which was supposed to benefit the families of 9/11 victims. The answer to the song title is "not much," because he never released that song or another "charity" tune he claimed would aid Katrina victims. He planned to give CD sales profits to charity, but wanted to retain full copyright and legal rights to the songs, which would have made him a fortune in residuals.

These details came out in a lawsuit against Jackson by a business associate who claims Jackson owes him more than $3 million for loans and fees related to producing television shows on his behalf. Jackson says the guy who is suing him has a quarter million dollars worth of his sculptures and art, but if his claims are true would you blame him for snagging some of Jackson's paintings in exchange for not getting paid?

Two years ago Paris Hilton pledged to organize a concert to benefit an Australian charity for sick children. She never followed through or gave a donation. She ignored the charity's attempts to contact her, and managed to screw them out of even more money by falsely stating that she was helping them, causing people to think they had a donation windfall, and significantly decreasing their contributions:

Efforts by Paradise Kids to reach Hilton have been ignored. It was hoped the money raised from Hilton's concert would help complete an on-site hospice, but instead the charity has actually lost money because of Hiltons self serving claims. Three months after Hiltons promise, she told an Aussie magazine that the publicity she gave the charity boosted public awareness, which resulted in $500,000 in new donations. Paradise Kids co-founder Reverend Dr. Ian Mavor says that claim is not only false but has greatly damaged the group's fundraising activities. "The impact is people think we don't need their help and we do."

Sounds like Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton only want to get rich and hoard it by buying loads of worthless shit for themselves. Who would have guessed that about them?

There are always a shitload of pictures of Paris, which is why I snuck her worthless ass into this story about Michael Jackson. I threw most of the new pictures of her into a post yesterday about her fight with Lindsay Lohan, but here's her near nipple-slip outside the Regis and Kelly show again in case you missed it.

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Jun
14
Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan cat fight revisited


Paris Hilton saw Lindsay Lohan out at a club in NY on Monday night and started screaming at her for having dared pick up Paris' leftovers. When Lohan responded calmly and Hilton lost the class battle, she went on a full-out assault for the slut title:

PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road." After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.

Paris and Lindsay's last fight was at a club in Hollywood in mid May, and they were screaming in each other's faces. Paris was said to be upset that Lindsay was name-dropping her during promotion for "Just My Luck," but that sounded like a bogus reason considering Lindsay had already slept with two of Paris' exes.

Someone must be coaching Lohan to help her better respond to well-deserved attacks. She must love that she came off as the classy one in this latest incident and probably called her publicist right away to give the news.

Paris is back with Stavros now, which sort of explains her possesiveness of the ultra-rich oil heir. This latest round is sure to be short-lived though, so why make a fuss?

Here is Lohan on the night in question. I don't know who those football guys are, but she might be posing with one of them. I google image searched both of the Giants mentioned and it's hard to tell. It could be some random other guy. Paris is shown signing autographs outside the Regis and Kelly show on 6/12. She has a nip slip, and I was considering making that into its own post, but that's kind of common with Paris so why hype it?

Paris is also shown outside her NY Hotel on 6/12. She is the victim of MAC Studio Fix Face, which reflects light and makes her look like a barbie whose head has been switched.

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Jun
13
Paris back with Stavros; gets sued for multi-car accident


Paris' car trouble just doesn't end. She was videotaped backing her SUV into a honda in a parking lot this weekend, and now she's getting sued for a multi-car pileup in LA. Paris wasn't driving and wasn't in the car - her cousin caused the accident with Paris' car. (If Paris was around, you would have heard of this already.) The suit claims she's legally responsible, though:

The incident allegedly occurred in May, 2004. Brooke Ashley Brinson, who identified herself at the scene as Paris Hilton's cousin, was driving the Mercedes that was registered to Hilton. The heiress was not in the car.

According to the suit, "Traffic began to slow down and all vehicles came to a stop for traffic ahead." The lawsuit alleges that the defendant's car failed to stop, causing a chain collision involving four cars. The plaintiffs, Ivan Alvarez, Monica Delgado and their child, Nicholas Alvarez, were two cars in front of the Mercedes.

TMZ spoke with the plaintiffs' lawyer, Mauro Fiore, Jr., who said his two adult clients suffered "serious injuries."

Fiore says he filed a claim with Hilton's insurance company, and was shocked to learn that Hilton had the bare minimum coverage for property damage -- $5,000. Hilton's insurance company refused to disclose her policy limits for personal injury.

Fiore says he wants $250,000 for each plaintiff but the insurance company refuses to pay a dime.

There are two other lawsuits pending against Paris. One is a $10 million defamation case filed by Zeta Graff. Paris falsely claimed that Graff attacked her at a London club in July of last year and arranged to have the story leaked to the tabloids.

Another lawsuit is by party planner Brian Quintana, who Paris called a "dirty Mexican" and reportedly harassed after Quintana is said to have told Paris' boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, to dump her to get back with Mary-Kate Olsen. Quintana said he would drop the suit if Paris would show up at the opening of one of his clubs. We're not sure if Paris followed through, but it means that she could avoid at least one of the three lawsuits against her, not that the careless party girl cares much.

And Paris may be back with Stavros for the third time, because the two were spotted buying DVDs together. They seem to have picked up Kathy Griffin's comedy DVD.

Since splittling with Stavros in early May she was linked shortly with NFL quarterback Matt Leinart and with the hot guy who played her love interested in her new music video.

Stavros is said to have begged Paris to take him back, and to have sampled Lindsay Lohan's spicy wares.

Here is Paris making sure the paparrazi get a shot of her new CD as she heads to a pilates class in Brentwood. [via] Paris and Stavros picture [via]

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Jun
12
Paris Hilton is [temporarily] blind; backs into car - with video

Paris driving with a dumb super-wide smile
Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, has a great job. He has to come up with creative ways to lie and spin shit whenever Paris offends someone or is generally inconsiderate or dumb. Since she leaves the house nearly every day, he gets a lot of work. Last month he spread the unlikely story that a thief snatched a bagful of high end Mother's day gifts for Kathy Hilton that Paris was never seen shopping for. He was spotted in the firecrotch video trying in vain to do on-scene damage control. Now he's saying that Paris never left the scene of the crime after backing her Range Rover into a Honda in a parking lot, even though there's a video of the incident that shows her doing it.

Since he doesn't have much to go on, he uses the tried and true "paparrazi defense" favored by Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears:

Hilton backed into a parked Honda Civic on Thursday. A videotape on the TMZ.com Web site showed Hilton getting into the car, saying goodbye to someone and backing up. The sound of a crash followed.

The video showed scrapes on the bumpers of both vehicles.

The Range Rover stopped briefly then continued on toward the exit of the parking structure.

TMZ.com indicated Hilton failed to leave contact information for the Honda's owner and thus may have violated laws against hit-and-run. Her publicist denied that.

"Did she commit a crime? No," Elliot Mintz said.

"She was swarmed by paparazzi," he said. "The intensity of the lights, flashbulbs, momentarily disoriented her. She backed up, there was a minor fender-bender. No injuries. She then told me she notified one of the parking people at the facility how to contact her and asked the person to please pass that along" to the owner of the struck car.

"She did the correct thing and she would not leave the scene of a crime," he said.

Mintz said Hilton is insured.

"Paris is a very responsible and a very good driver. ... She takes her driving seriously," Mintz said. "This was unfortunate ... it will be handled appropriately."

Notice that Muntz doesn't state Paris' actions as fact, he said she told him that she left her contact information, which is different than saying she actually did it.

To be fair to Paris, a paparrazoa was asking her one of those dumb questions they always shout at celebrities to get their attention when she had the accident. Something like "Did you have fun shopping?" This actually works, because Jennifer Love Hewitt and Denise Richards answer those fools and have been videotaped having conversations with them.

Here's the video. She is seen saying goodbye to Kim Kardashian, Nick Lachey's new girlfriend, before getting into the car.

(This title is a play on Paris' song "Stars are Blind," and no offense is intended to our visually impaired readers - not that anyone would actually visit this site for the writing. We are also sorry that we don't use image alt tags because we're too lazy.)

Here is Paris in a "Stars are Blind" promo photoshoot and at the unveiling of "Idols Of Gay Hollywood" on June 8th. [via] Notice that this site has been relatively Paris Hilton-free for over a week.

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Jun
06
Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind" Video is good; download her other music

Paris Hilton's record company is trying to keep up with the Internet leak of her music, and made an announcement to the music industry that they would begin shipping her first single, "Stars are Blind," on Monday, June 5th.

This song is catchy bubblegum pop and I can actually stand it. It doesn't get stuck in your head for too long, and it's enjoyable. The rest of her music that's been leaked is pretty bad, though:

Here's the "Stars are Blind" Video:

And here are samples of more of Paris' music. We've posted these before, but you may want another chance to wince:

  • Download "Fighting over Me" (mp3)
  • Download "Heartbeat" (mp3)
  • Download "Jealousy" (mp3)
  • Download "Turn You On" (mp3)
  • Download "Turn It Up" (mp3)
  • Download "Stop Us Tonight" (mp3)

    Maybe they'll be significantly reworked before they're released. Producers should hurry - now that the first single is out they don't have much time.

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  • Jun
    05
    Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fight in absentia on screen - world yawns


    Last night's first epside of the new season of "The Simple Life 4: We don't speak to each other" premiered on the E! Network. While the ratings haven't come out yet, we would assume it didn't draw the same audience as the 13 million viewer peak of the series' third season on Fox. (We thought "The Break Up" would tank too, so what do we know?)

    "Simple Life 4" was originally going to have a "Bridezilla" theme as it followed the psuedo-celebrities as they planned their weddings to whomever they were engaged to at the time. When their relationships were discarded like last month's four-figure handbags, producers settled on a "wife swap" plot that falls flat.

    The show is said to royally suck. Paris and Nicole get up to their normal cringe-worthy scripted hijinx - except this time they do it separately and with less panache.

    There's another problem for E! Can dumb and dumber be as effective with each doing her own thing as they were together? Or would it be like Dean Martin without Jerry Lewis or cereal without milk -- dry and hard to swallow?

    Faithful followers will have to wait and see. E! didn't send out review copies to everybody, but critics who have seen it say it's lost that certain something that made it a stupid classic of sorts.

    The two do sort of run into each other in a Hollywood restaurant, according to the New York Daily News. And E!'s camera crews just happened to be there. Nicole sent a cookie over to Paris' table with a naughty note written in icing. Anyone who thinks all this isn't being staged to hype the show probably still believes in the Tooth Fairy.

    The series has been turned into a contest with each of the two "girls" getting half the show. Sunday they fill in for a couple with a small daughter and a child on the way. The two pop tarts are never seen together and have different film crews, so their paths don't cross. Calling them "girls" really is fitting because they get to act like third-graders having a fight on the playground.

    They take turns caring for the child, which sounds pretty scary, and doing hard chores like filling the dishwasher.

    Here's a preview of the fourth season. The announcer speaks Dutch. Don't let that throw you, because the clip's in English and how much can they say about this crap anyway?

    Here is Nicole Richie at MTV's "Spankin' New Sounds" on June 1st with Christina Milian [via] and flying out of San Diego supposedly on June 2nd. [via] (She's wearing the same dress so we would assume these pictures were taken on the same day.)

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    Jun
    04
    Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay


    This is not news, but it does confirm that Kim Kardashian's eBay ID is *styleworld* (with asterisks around it) as we reported yesterday. She was seen out in the Christian Louboutin platform espadrilles, size 9, that she bought on eBay on April 24th for $445.00 plus $16.95 shipping.

    Kim, 25, attended the "Entourage" LA premiere on 6/1 wearing the overpriced but discounted shoes. She was hanging out with Paris Hilton at the event. She is dating Nick Lachey and is the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer, Robert Kardashian.

    Related:

  • Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton
  • Kim Kardashian's myspace and eBay seller ID
  • Nick Lachey's new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris' new boyfriend

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  • Jun
    04
    Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton


    Nick Lachey's new girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, attended the Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1996 launch with Paris Hilton on June 2nd in Beverly Hills. She was photographed the day before at the "Entourage" LA premiere with Paris, suggesting the two are friends now. Paris may not be befriending Kim just because she's Nick Lachey's girlfriend and is in all the gossip mags this week - Kim was seen posing with Paris and her good friend Caroline D'Amore at the NFL draft party for Paris' then-boyfriend, Matt Leinart. Nick Lachey was also at the party on May 2nd, and People reports that was where he met Kim.

    The first four photographs are HQ [via], the rest are smaller.

    Related:

  • Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay
  • Kim Kardashian's myspace and eBay seller ID
  • Nick Lachey's new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris' new boyfriend

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  • May
    25
    Paris gets fingered; loses a lover


    The PopBitch e-mail newsletter reports this week that Paris Hilton got fingered at a club by a strange guy and acted like nothing was happening:

    A regular on the LA party scene tells us of a recent occasion in LA when he was at a club with Paris. She was happily chatting away to friends when a guy she didn't know sidled up close to her and started fingering her.... Paris apparently didn't bat an eyelid and just carried on her conversation.

    That's possible, but it sounds like a nasty rumor someone just made up.

    New NFL quarterback Matt Leiner, Paris' latest fling, seems to have taken his teammates advice to stay away from her as we reported last week. Ted Casablancas reports that Leinart has a new girlfriend in Arizona, where he's training with the Arizona Cardinals:

    Looks like Matt Leinart's days with Paris H. are done, duh. He's rumored to have a new babe in Arizona, but don't expect this one to last long, either.

    "The current girlfriend is just to show that Matt wasn't serious about Paris. He's dating around, playing the field," reported my pigskin snitch.

    Paris must not care mutch. She was photographed with 50 Cent's hand on her boob at a party in Cannes this week. That makes it seem more likely that she was fingered by a random guy at a club.

    As Jossip points out, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one with a firecrotch. Paris was photographed in her "modeling days" wearing flame-encrusted panties, as shown above.

    Here she is coming back from Cannes. [via]

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    May
    25
    New "Simple Life" is simply unwatchable


    The new "Simple Life" on the E! Entertainment Network, prophetically titled "Til Death Do Us Part," is so terrible that the NY Daily News gives it zero stars. News TV editor Richard Huff says that the Fox version was funny at least. Richie and Hilton never appear together in the new series due to their ongoing feud, but it's the terrible concept and bad execution in the latest installment of the faux reality show that make it cringe-worthy. Based on the preview of the first episode he screened, Huff calls it unwatchable.

    The series, launching June 4 at 10 p.m. on E!, is a dreadful mess so devoid of any of the fun stuff that made the pairing of two rich girls engaging, when it aired on Fox in 2003, that it's not worth watching - ever...

    Because the two women aren't talking in real life, the producers concocted a concept that has them separately filling in for a married pregnant woman with a young daughter.

    "I'm the nice one; she's the evil one," Hilton tells the wife at one point of Richie.

    The wife gives each of them a list of chores, ranging from taking care of the daughter to filling the dishwasher.

    Richie, in full floozy form, asks if she should take care of hubby, too. "If you want me to sleep with him, let me know," Richie says. "How am I supposed to be pregnant if I don't sleep with your husband?"

    The wife gasps. Viewers will, too, wondering why they stayed so long...

    Nevertheless, the show goes downhill from there.

    At one point, Nicole takes the husband to a strip club, and, oh, surprise, she gets the wife on the phone while he's surrounded by flesh. She also straddles him during Lamaze class to demonstrate sex while pregnant.

    And after ordering pizza for her Lamaze class, Hilton acts like she's going to puke while watching a movie of a woman giving birth.

    "This is a natural process," the instructor tells Hilton, barely holding back a laugh.

    The fact is, the instructor might be the only person to laugh at this show. Most people might feel like Hilton watching the birthing movie.

    I didn't like the original "Simple Life" and felt uncomfortable watching the girls pull such immature pranks. If this reviewer thought the Fox version was good, the new season must be terrible.

    Richie got producers threatened two months ago by asking an 11 year-old boy on the street if he thought she was a MILF during filming. When the boy confessed he didn't know what it meant she explained the acronym in foul detail. The boy's parents complained about the incident and refused to sign a release allowing the clip to be used. That's not funny, and it seems safe to say that nothing else about "Til Death Do Us Part" is funny, either.

    Here are some older images from this year's filming of "The Simple Life."

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    May
    24
    Paris lets 50 Cent feel her boob; Lindsay makes out with Stavros


    Paris Hilton was seen sitting on 50 Cent's lap in Cannes. He checked out her tiny cans and put a hand on her boob . She later got cosy with scum-bag director Brett Ratner, who is Lindsay Lohan's ex f*ck buddy. Lohan and Paris missed each other in Cannes, though:

    According to the Mirror, while at a party at the Hotel Du Cap, Hilton and rapper 50 Cent were getting hot and heavy.

    A source told the tabloid: “They looked very friendly. Paris was sitting in Fiddy’s lap ad when she leaned over to talk to a pal he sneaked a looked down her top.

    “Later his hand was resting on her boob and she was loving it!”

    However, Fiddy was just one of Hilton’s conquests that night. She quickly moved on to Brett Ratner, director of ‘X Men: The Last Stand’ and a romantic interest of Hilton’s latest rival, Lindsay Lohan.

    The source added: “She was absolutely monopolising Brett.”

    Monopolizing isn't the same as making out, unfortunately.

    The Mirror could have easily made up that story based on photos that came out of Paris with 50 Cent at the party, shown below.

    Lindsay Lohan was making out in public with Paris' ex, Stavros Niarchos, and also spent the night at his hotel. She seems to be spreading the fire-y love.

    A source revealed to the New York Daily News that Lohan was spotted leaving Niarchos’ hotel.

    Lohan and Niarchos openly "kissed and held hands" while out at Butter earlier this week according to the source who added: "Lindsay went back with him that night to his hotel room,"

    "He was staying at Soho House, but her room was crosstown at the Mercer."

    Here is Lohan getting swag at the GQ Celebrity Poker Tournament. She seems to be dressing from Nicky Hilton's clothing line. Paris is shown at the De Grisogono party in Cannes on 5/22. Kimora Lee Simmons, Tommy Hilfiger, and Brandon Davis are also pictured. [via]

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    May
    24
    Paris Hilton calls Lindsay Lohan a c*nt; gets barred from another party


    According to the NY Daily News, Paris Hilton played an angry voice message for friends from Lindsay Lohan, in which Lohan had some things to say about the "firecrotch" video featuring Paris and a drunken Brandon Davis.

    The most hated bitch in the world, aka Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word, according to a spy spilling to NY daily News. Lindsay's anger stems from an incident last week when Z list, greasy Brandon Davis slammed her, calling her a fire crotch. During Davis's comments , Paris Hilton held her phone up so a friend could hear, as she smiled and laughed.

    Now Paris'... publicist says [he] has never heard Paris used the C-word

    Paris' rep argues, "I've never heard her use that word."

    Lindsay admits she's "mad" at Paris and her sidekick Brandon Davis.

    Maybe Lindsay will realize that the firecrotch video is the best thing to happen to her image since she was rumored to be considering charity work at an unspecified time in the future. She should just suck and up and relish her status as a victim this week.

    Paris has been partying in Cannes, and picked up $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event. She couldn't have even bought her way into a Vanity Fair party, though.

    Socialite Paris Hilton's feud with Vanity Fair is continuing across the Atlantic - she was banned from the magazine's party at the Cannes Film Festival in France. The glossy publication hosted a star-studded bash at Cannes' prestigious Hotel du Cap on Saturday night and despite Hilton's presence on the French Riviera, she was kept out of the event, PageSix.com reports.

    In March Hilton was banned from the magazine's annual post-Oscar bash at Morton's Restaurant after she was blacklisted by the magazine's editor Graydon Carter. Carter said, "Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host."

    That's awesome that bird face can't get into any more Vanity Fair parties. If only she would get banned from an entire country like Snoop Dogg.

    Here she is in Cannes at the X-men 3 premiere and out shopping with Caroline D'Amore. Did you notice that we didn't post any pictures of her for two days? This took a lot of restraint.

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    May
    19
    Lindsay Lohan takes the high road with Davis; admits that she's slutty


    Lindsay Lohan shows how self-aware she is by admitting that she can't be monogamous:

    'Mean Girls' star Lindsay Lohan says being a one man woman is impossible for her. The 19-year-old, who has been linked to a string of Hollywood hunks including Bruce Willis, Jared Leto, and director Brett Ratner told Britain's OK! magazine: "I've learned recently that I'm not into being in a monogamous relationship. I just can't be monogamous right now."

    She also took the high road while at a party with bloated Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton, and did not confront the pair or say anything about Davis' famous "firecrotch" rant about her:

    Lindsay Lohan refused to bite back at her name-calling ex-pals Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis at Wednesday's Maxim Hot 100 party at Buddha Bar despite whispers through the crowd about the lewd insults Davis spewed, much to Paris' amusement. ...

    We feel kind of sorry for Lohan now, and will work on that. She's sure to say something arrorgant soon that we can latch onto.

    Here she is at the Parasuco Launch Party last night in NY.

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    May
    18
    Everyone's talking about Brandon Davis' rant on Lindsay Lohan


    The NY Post reports on the video on TMZ you've most likely seen in which Brandon Davis goes on a creative drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton and Caroline D'Amore giggle in the background, but Paris doesn't add much except to say that Lindsay's movie bombed. Near the end of the footage she asks Davis "Whose movie bombed?" to get him to say "firecrotch" yet again.

    Davis repeatedly refers to Lohan as "firecrotch" and makes bizarre declarations about her personal hygiene and private parts, all while Hilton eggs him on.

    Perhaps most grotesquely, Davis sneers of Lohan, "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

    But Lohan found a unique way to exact revenge upon her former friend Hilton at Bungalow 8 early yesterday morning. She was spotted making out with Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, when she wasn't hanging out with Barton and pirate-costumed fashion designer John Galliano. Take that, Paris!

    As we've mentioned here, Davis decided not to be friends with Paris a while ago and claimed it was because Paris was a racist, citing her use of the "N" word and bigotry against Jews. The Post notes that Davis is a hypocrite because he jokingly asks in the video if Wilmer Valderrama is "in a mariachi band."

    Davis dated Mischa Barton for about a year until she broke up with him in the spring of 2005. People say Barton was annoyed by the tight control the oil heir's family had over his finances, and how he had to ask for money for everything. He was most recently tied to Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed, but it's doubtful that they're still together based on the way he's been acting.

    The Gallery of the Absurd has a new illustration of Davis as shown above, picturing the bloated oil heir with unflattering adjectives spewing forth from his oversized head.

    The video reminded me of college, in which liquored-up do-nothings would talk smack about each other after going out to clubs. No one cared what my friends had to say, though.

    Davis is rather gross and stupid, but you have to admit that "firecrotch" is a pretty clever nickname for Lohan and we will enjoy referring to her as such in the future. As the NY Post notes, she was seen yet again with Stavros Niarchos, Paris' ex. She also spent the night a few days ago with Paris' other ex, Paris Latsis, but he must not have been on hand for a quick revenge screw when she needed him.

    Here's a non-censored and slightly different version of the video. The paparrazi are calling Davis "Stavros"!
    Someone added a classical intro and "Firecrotch" title. So great.

    And here is Paris on the night in question, in which she attended Janet Jackson's 40th birthday party [via]

    Update: Paris' publicist has responded to the incident, emphasizing that Paris was not the one bashing Lohan.

    Posted to Abusive | Arrogant | Brandon Davis | Lindsay Lohan | Paris Hilton | Video

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    May
    17
    Matt Leinert was told by his teammates to stay away from Paris


    Yesterday we mentioned that Paris hasn't been spotted with her new boyfriend, NFL quarterback Matt Leinart, since last Wednesday morning when he did the walk of shame outside of her place. There may be a good reason for that - Leinart has supposedly taken flack from his teammates for getting so much press by banging Paris:

    Paris Hilton’s new sweetie has been warned to do something that might be difficult: stay out of the spotlight. New Arizona Cardinal quarterback and former USC star Matt Leinart was warned by his team that if he’s serious about football, he shouldn’t be photographed out late at night dancing and drinking with his partying heiress girlfriend, according to the Star. “Matt took it very seriously,” a source told the tab, “almost to the point of tears.”

    The National Ledger has more quotes from the article:

    “They think his Hollywood lifestyle and dating Paris Hilton may be distracting him,” an insider tells Star. They especially do not want him photographed drinking in public!”

    The guy was just recruited by the Arizona Cardinals and he needs to prove himself. His contract details are not known, but his deal is said to be around $12 million. That seems like a lot of money, but he may have lost out on about $10 million more. He was the number 10 draft pick after falling in the rankings by losing a national title game, so he's probably worried about his football career. He's obviously taking his teammates seriously and probably won't be seeing much more of Paris.

    Update: video of Paris kissing Leinart at his NFL draft party and trying to sing. She can't dance, either.

    And here are some pictures of Leinart at Arizona Cardinals Minicamp on 5/5/06:

    Posted to Matt Leinart | Paris Hilton | Relationship trouble | Sports

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    May
    16
    Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton cat fight!


    TMZ is reporting that Paris and Lindsay were in each other's faces at a Hollywood club Friday night. Paris' rep can't deny it, but tries to play it down:

    It was a drama filled night Friday at Hyde, a Hollywood hotspot packed with celebrities. Sources inside the club tell TMZ there was a ton of trash talk between Lindsay Lohan and the Hilton sisters. At one point, sources say, Lindsay and Paris were literally face-to-face in a heated spat.

    Paris' rep, Elliot Mintz, plays down the incident. "Inside the club," he says, "Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn't wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was."

    Sources tell TMZ that the root of this apparent tension may be because Lindsay has recently been on a publicity campaign for her new film, 'Just My Luck.' Sources say Paris is upset because during the campaign Lindsay has mentioned Paris' name in interviews with the media. They say Paris feels as if Lindsay is using Paris' name to further her career.

    Our own Josh Levine caught up with Nicky, Paris and their friend Brandon Davis leaving the club, who had a few choice words of his own to say about the redheaded star.

    Lindsay's publicist told TMZ, "Lindsay doesn't need to drop names to get publicity. She has talent, great style and beauty."

    In terms of Lindsay namedropping Paris for publicity, it seems Paris would be more upset that Lindsay's been bedding all of her exes this month.

    Lindsay has not been photographed since Friday, and she hopefully took the weekend off from partying and sleeping with various new guys to rest up and change her clothes. Maybe the little spat with Paris helped her realize that it's time to lay low.

    Meanwhile Paris hasn't been seen with Matt Leinart since he left her house last Wednesday morning. It's been about a week, and we'll see how long it takes before we see them together again.

    TMZ has a video of Paris, Nicky, and Brandon Davis outside the club that night talking smack about Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi. It's unclear what they're saying, but they're clearly making fun of her.

    Here is Paris on the night in question attending the Race to Erase MS event. (Paris and Brandon Davis are not together. He is an old friend of hers, although they had a big falling out at one point, with Brandon calling Paris a racist.)

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Brandon Davis | Fights | Lindsay Lohan | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton

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    May
    16
    Paris Hilton gives a dumb excuse for forgetting Mother's Day


    I saw some pictures on WENN photo yesterday of Paris and Nicky Hilton pumping gas and getting ready to go to Mother's Day dinner with their mom, and I honest thought "Where is their gift?" (The pictures are low-quality watermarked, but you can see what I mean in the last two rows, below. Look at how messy their car is!)

    Now Paris' rep claims that a bag containing $10,000 worth of gifts for ther mom for mother's day was "stolen" from in front of the Hilton mansion:

    Paris Hilton's mother can only imagine what her celebrity daughter got her for Mother's Day. That's because thieves stole the gifts before Kathy Hilton received them.

    A gift bag containing nearly $10,000 worth of Christian Dior shoes, sunglasses, handbags and perfume was taken from outside the Hilton home, spokesman Elliot Mintz said Monday.

    The younger Hilton "spent three or four hours shopping to put together this wonderful collection of things for her mom," Mintz said.

    A delivery person set the package down outside the home's gate to ring the intercom when a passenger in a passing car snatched the gifts.

    "A fellow just whizzed by and grabbed the package," Mintz said.

    The Hilton family celebrated Mother's Day by going out to dinner, he said.

    Now, it's totally possible that this happened, but it sounds like a typical excuse for forgetting to get your mom anything for Mother's Day. We know that Paris and Nicky went shopping on Saturday as they were photographed going to Kitson, but Kitson is a trendy casual store and doesn't sell Christian Dior items. They didnt have any bags with them that would suggest they got anything else. Maybe they went somewhere else, too, but we doubt it. The paparrazi follow them everywhere, and they would have been easily spotted at an upscale boutique if they actually did all this heavy shopping for their mom. Also, why would they have gifts delivered if they were going to see their mother on Sunday? Wouldn't they bring the gifts with them?

    There's something about Paris' mom, Kathy, that makes you feel sorry for her. Sure she has more advantages in life than large portions of the planet combined, but she just seems needy and unfulfilled. Her family must take her for granted, but at least they had a nice dinner together on Sunday.

    Here are Paris and Nicky on Saturday outside of Kitson and on Mother's Day outside the Ivy restaurant. It's nice that Paris is pumping her own gas. [via] and [via] Paris, Nicky and their mom Kathy are shown at "The Race to Erase MS," above.

    Posted to Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | SmartSmartSmart | Weak

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    May
    12
    Paris Hilton can't remember the name of her own video game


    Paris Hilton made an appearance at video game expo E3 in Los Angeles yesterday to promote her new tween-aimed cellphone game, "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."

    She arrived a half hour late and called her game "Diamondquest" by mistake:

    "Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.

    After Hilton arrived, men in business suits jockeyed for space with reporters and computer geeks as she sat at a table posing for photographers while signing autographs.

    Her game, which can be played on a cell phone, will be available this summer. Video game maker Gameloft will produce a series of video games with Hilton.

    While she was impeccably coiffed, she may have thought the geeks wouldn't notice that she paired red shoes with a green dress.

    A promo display for the game, shown inset, reveals more than intended with a video display peeking out of Paris' crotch.

    Paris' latest boyfriend, newly recruited NFL player Matt Leinart, was seen emerging from her house Wednesday morning carrying his clothes from the night before. New love must have Paris so confused that's she's unable to match her clothes or remember important details.

    Posted to Endorsements | Paris Hilton

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    May
    11
    Nick Lachey's "What's Left of Me" CD Release party


    Nick Lachey's new album "What's Left of Me" is a clear and heartbreaking exploration of his very public breakup from fellow singer Jessica Simpson. Critics are saying the music is decent pop, if a bit melodramatic and depressing:

    Are you reeling from a painful breakup? Going through a divorce? Unwilling to let go of an erstwhile lover?

    If so, then Nick Lachey's new solo album, "What's Left of Me," could prove cathartic; If not, it might leave you a bit depressed...

    The disc - a somber, soulful, angsty collection of 12 ballads - is a slickly produced, raw-nerved confessional of his heartbreak and an open letter to Simpson.

    In "Shades of Blue," one of the album's best tracks, Lachey pines for a lost love, foolishly awaiting her return. He asks, "Why did you have to leave? Why did you have to set me free? Why did you have to go?" But he takes an angrier tone in "I Do it For You," expressing his wish to see her "bleed and see how it feels..."

    Realizing that he must move on ("I don't want to waste another day stuck in the shadow of my mistakes"), the title track has Lachey telling a potential lover to make him "whole once again."

    His brooding songs, sung in a clear tenor, span different stages of grief, sometimes within the same track - there's resentment, regret and acceptance in "I Can't Hate You Anymore" - until he reaches his "Resolution," pledging his commitment to let go. Finally.

    Set to a pop soundtrack, his pain becomes palpable, raw, universal. His pain becomes ours.

    Here's the video for "What's Left of Me." It's pretty good.

    The NY Daily News is reporting that Nick decided not to respond to former miss Kentucky Lizzie Arnold, who he was supposedly dating in January. She was said to have sent him several voice and text messages in a vain attempt to get in touch with him before the Kentucky Derby. He was busy with Petra Nemcova the next day, so why would he bother with a past hookup?

    Stars attending the CDs release party at Mood in Las Vegas last night include Sophia Bush, Drew Lachey, Wilmer Valderrama, Ryan McPartlin, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Ryan McPartlin, Sophie Monk, Stacey Keibler, Lance Bass, Traci Swain, Casey Swain and Bonnie Somerville.

    Posted to Music | Nick Lachey | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | Parties | Stacy Keibler | Video | Wilmer Valderrama

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    May
    10
    Paris Hilton, Michael Vartan, and Matthew Perry at the XBox 360 party


    Celebrities were in attendance at the XBox 360 E3 party in Hollywood yesterday. The folks at Endgadget were also there, and reported about the new peripherals for the XBox, including an add-on HD DVD drive, to be released this Christmas season. They snapped some covert pictures of the new drive, and are not sure how good it will be

    Microsoft threw a little pool-side party today in downtown Hollywood after their press event let out. We were naturally in attendance, and took a chance to fool around a bit with the Xbox 360's new peripherals -- well, the ones they let us touch, anyway. We were a little surprised they held out on us with the 360 HDMI cable we've all been waiting for, but in the same vein of high definition the first thing we wanted to see was their big add-on of choice for 2006: the 360 HD DVD drive...

    Steel yourself for a shock, but the HD DVD drive was actually looking like it was just going to be a regular 5.25-inch HD DVD drive slapped in a 360-styled external enclosure. Now that you've collected yourself after that bit of hysteria, we can tell you the (non-functional) drive itself had only a power plug (which looked to be of the variety that runs to the wall, no adapter required), a mini USB host port for connecting to the 360, two full USB ports for the device to otherwise act as a USB hub, and a spot for your 360 WiFi adapter to latch on the back since it could possibly be displaced by the use of the rear USB port to get this thing running on the console.

    Will you be able to buy their drive at a huge loss? If MS releases with a $200 or less MSRP to make the core pack compete with Sony's lowest-end PlayStation 3, you could. But will you be able to plug it into a computer and have a functioning HD DVD drive (either via USB or by tearing it down)? Will Microsoft introduce an integrated HD DVD drive into future "premium" 360 consoles? There are just way too many questions to be answered with this one people, but what we do know is that in one form or another this thing exists, and we can't wait to get our hands on the real deal.

    Here are Paris Hilton, Michael Vartan, rageaholic Bijou Philips, Danny Masterson, Matthew Perry, Caroline D'Amore and Taryn Manning sampling the goods. Of all the games available, Taryn Manning chose to play PacMan. Matthew Perry also seemed confused by the Jenny Holzer-type screensaver text art.

    Posted to Danny Masterson | Matthew Perry | Paris Hilton | Parties

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    May
    08
    Paris Hilton's music to download


    Tracks from Paris Hilton's upcoming album have been leaked online. They're pretty insipid and not that catchy. Personally I don't hate them because they don't stick in your head and are easily ignored. The lyrics and music are quite terrible though. Hopefully they'll be significantly altered before they're released to the public.

    Update: All files have been moved to a server with unlimited downloads. Sorry if you were denied access earlier.

  • Turn you on (demo version)
  • Jealousy (clip)
  • Turn it up (clip)
  • Heartbeat (clip)
  • Stop Us Tonight (clip)
  • Fighting Over Me (clip)

    Music [via] and [via]

    Paris said in her interview with Out magazine that she wants a "gay boyfriend":

    Simple Life star Paris Hilton who split up with her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos says she'd rather have a gay boyfriend as they take more care in their appearance.

    The star told Out magazine in America: "Gay guys are more fun and they dress better and they're usually hotter.

    "All the hot guys are gay."

    Here she is outside of Bridge restaurant on May 6th [via]

    Posted to Music | Paris Hilton

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  • May
    08
    Avril, Paris and Nicky at the Palms Casino block party


    A party was held Saturday at the Palms Casino to celebrate the opening of their new "Fantasy Tower" :

    Fantasy becomes reality at the Palms Hotel-casino with the Fantasy Tower. The grand opening of the new tower kicks off Saturday night with a huge block party.

    Several of the rooms in the new tower are themed. There's a suite with two bowling lanes and a giant sized suite with a basketball court.

    Living the fantasy will bring you back down to reality. A night in one of the suites can run $5,000 to $50,000.

    Avril Lavigne has attributed her new glamorous image to maturity rather than a makeover, saying it's a natural progression:

    She says, "I think I just went from 17 to 21. I'm a woman now.

    "When I first broke on the scene, I was a little kid straight out of high school and into skate-boarding and all that.

    "Now I'm older. I'll keep wearing the rock look but a little more feminine, a little more of that rock glam thing going on".

    Avril Lavigne wore black, making it hard to judge the size of her baby bump. Also attending were Avril's fiance Deryck Whibley, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly, Michelle Trachtenberg, Adrian Grenier, Jeremy Piven, Caroline D'Amore, Krista Allen, Seth Green, Travis Barker, Alison Waite and Benji Madden.

    Posted to Avril Lavigne | Krista Allen | Michelle Tractenberg | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | Parties

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    May
    04
    Stavros' drunken plea to Paris: take me back!


    Stavros Niarchos showed up drunk at Paris Hilton's house at 1:00 am on Monday morning begging her to take him back:

    The photographers who were camped outside her house tell TMZ that Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. At one point, Stavros was spotted sprawled out on her driveway.

    Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and the screaming continued. We are told they were so loud the fight could be heard outside the house. Stavros was heard hollering "Take me back!" and "I give you everything!!" Sources say during the fight Matt Leinart's name was brought up a few times.

    We are also told Paris was overheard trying to calm down the rich Greek by saying "Take it easy" and "Go home and get some sleep."

    During the night, a cab came and went three times, but each time left without the shipping heir. Finally, around 8 in the morning, Stavros got in a cab and headed out.

    The plot thickens as Paris and Stavros were seen out Wednesday night together and sources tell us the two wound up spending the night at her house, leaving us to wonder are they apart... or not?

    Paris was at Matt Leinart's draft party on Tuesday so that means she was with her new guy one night, and her old one the next.

    Matt Leinart may be hot but he's not as rich as Stavros. Stavros inherited $275 million on his 21st birthday this month, while Leinart's contract with the Arizona Cardinals is said to be worth around $12 million. He also has a new endorsement deal with Nike, so it's not like he will be suffering.

    Paris is playing the field wisely.

    Here she is with Nicky going to Shag nightclub on 5/2. Barbara on the gossip rocks board points out that they are "two different shades of orange" and "so easy to hate." How right she is. [via]

    Posted to Breakups | Drunk | Paris Hilton | Reconciliations

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    May
    03
    Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris' new boyfriend


    Paris was just linked with USC quarterback Matt Leinart after it was announced yesterday that she broke up with Stavros Niarchos. She's not wasting any time because she showed up at a party at Pure nightclub at Ceasar's Palace last night to celebrate Leinart's draft into the NFL. She even sang at the event.

    Also attending were Nick Lachey, Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama, Kimberly Kardashian, and Caroline D'Amor. View the e-vite for the event. (Warning - lauches automatic music.)

    Leinart has been drafted to the Arizona Cardinals. He won the Heisman Trophy so he must be hot shit.

    Here's some quick sports background on Leinart.

    Matt Leinart (USC) 10th to Arizona Cardinals - Most scouts think Leinart is ready to make an immediate impact at the NFL level, and considering his familiarity with a pro-style offense and his penchant for winning it's difficult to argue with them. Leinart throws a very catchable ball and makes few mistakes, which makes him a very nice fit in Dennis Green's offense, especially with new backfield mate Edgerrin James and the lethal wideout combination of Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin. Kurt Warner is entrenched as the starter at quarterback going into training camp, but considering his age and injury history, it is a safe bet that Leinart will be taking the snaps at some point this season. Given the offensive weapons at his disposal, he makes for a nice selection, especially in keeper leagues.

    Matt Leinart was said to be dating Kirsten Cavallari at one time, but just like Nick Lachey, Cavallari said that they were only friends. Leinart has a blog that centers around his football career.

    He seems to have a good head on his shoulders and we doubt he and Paris will last.

    Here are pictures from the party.

    Update: Images removed upon request.

    Posted to Kimberly Kardashian | Matt Leinart | Nick Lachey | Paris Hilton | Parties | Sports | Wilmer Valderrama

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    May
    03
    Lindsay Lohan stole Stavros from Paris Hilton


    The Scoop reports that Lindsay Lohan moved in on Paris Hilton's man while she was in Austria this weekend making a half a million dollars for hosting a rock concert. You snooze, you lose, Paris.

    Partying heiress Hilton and shipping heir Niarchos have reportedly split — but just hours after Hilton recently left the U.S. for Australia [sic: author meant Austria], Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at L.A. club Element with Lohan, according to Life & Style.

    “Lindsay was all over Stavros,” a bartender told the mag. “At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!” Three days later, Stavros was reportedly seen leaving Lohan’s room at the Chateau Marmont.

    Hilton is said to be “heartbroken” over the breakup, but the ever-resilient heiress is already busy mending her heart, and was spotted on the town with football star Matt Leinart.

    There are pictures of Paris wearing a wig in a dumb attempt to go incognito while out on a date with Leinart, a USC quarterback, but for now they're low res. Once the big versions are online, we'll post them. (Update: TMZ has a video of the two together)

    In the past few weeks, Lohan was said to be upset to find her fuck buddy Brett Ratner in bed with a gorgeous model, prompting a cat fight in Ratner's driveway. She also was said to be dating Keira Knightly's ex, Jamie Dornan. Plus, she just broke her foot. Can't the girl slow down?

    Here is Lohan at a press conference for the terrible movie Just my Luck and Hilton arriving at LAX.

    Update Paris supposedly broke up with Stavros because she didn't want to party on his boat with him all summer. Who can keep up?

    Pictures [via] and [via]

    Posted to Breakups | Hookups | Lindsay Lohan | Paris Hilton

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    May
    02
    Paris Hilton got booed by the crowd at a basketball game


    When Paris and Stavros were shown on the Jumbotron at a Lakers game on Easter Sunday, she got booed by the crowd despite the fact that she was wearing a Lakers shirt:

    While celebrities such as Jack Nicholson and Dyan Cannon were cheered when they were shown on the Jumbotron late in the game, Paris Hilton was loudly booed despite wearing Lakers colors. After she stopped smiling and waving for the camera, she turned to her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III and sarcastically said, "Wow, thanks."

    Even though she went to a basketball game on Easter, Paris claims she's deeply religious:

    She tells Michael Musto for an Out magazine cover story. "I'm Catholic. Of course, they're not going to run pictures of me in church," she said. In the interview, which was filmed for an episode of "The Simple Life," Hilton said of "Jealousy," her song about Nicole Richie: "I brought her on the show, and all of a sudden she became this different person."

    It's not very Christian to diss people publicly, is it? Of course we wouldn't know.

    Here she is with Courtney Love and her sister Nicky at the "Sober Day USA" Launch Party with The Brent Shapiro Foundation For Drug Awareness in Hollywood. Brent Shapiro was the 24 year-old son of famous attorney Robert Shapiro. He died of a drug overdose last year despite being sober for a year and a half and turning his life around. He died after drinking and taking just a half tab of ecstacy. The Brent Shapiro foundation aims to raise awareness about drug abuse and decrease the stigma associated with discussing the problem.

    It looks like Courtney and Paris are exchanging numbers. No comment.

    Update: Paris and Stavros have split. Again.


    Posted to Courtney Love | Good Causes | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | Sports

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    Apr
    28
    Paris Hilton thinks she works hard just by showing up


    Paris Hilton is getting paid half a million dollars to host a rock concert this weekend in Austria. I would work 60 hour weeks for two years straight for that kind of money and consider myself lucky as hell.

    Her idea of working hard is seriously skewed. Her house is enviable though, of course.

    In the pictures of Paris' Hollywood villa below that were published in Hello Magazine, you can get a sense of the "Old Hollywood" style favored by her interior designer, and see the chandeliers hanging in her closet and over her bed. She also has a huge picture of herself hanging in her lounge.

    Among her memorable quotes in the article accompanying the pictures:

  • "I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer."
  • "When I was a kid, I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend's house, and I was like - oh!"
  • "I worked hard for all this. I tell girls that if you basically work hard, all your dreams will come true."

    Other revelations in the article include the fact that Paris' dogs have their own gated area, and that her bed is worth nearly $20,000 USD.

    Pictures [via]

    Here are also some pictures of Paris celebrating Stavros Niarchos' 21st birthday at Fix Restaurant in Vegas on 4/12. The cake is just incredible.

    Posted to Arrogant | Paris Hilton | Parties | Vain

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  • Apr
    28
    Hot Hollywood Awards: huge picture post


    Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Awards were held Wednesday night. Jessica Alba had a near nip-slip that resulted in some cute picture of her pulling her dress strap up. (Wireimage did not capture this, so you'll have to see it everywhere else.)

    Despite Us Weekly's content, stars were pleased to show up for the party.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt said she has ended up several times on the magazine's worst-dressed list, but was still tickled that she won the hottest body award in the new issue. Both Hewitt and Jesse McCartney showed up with shorter 'dos. And Tori Spelling confirmed that she has hired a wedding planner for her upcoming nuptials to Dean McDermott. Still, she insisted she's planning something small. "I just want to look good for him," Spelling said.

    We have over 50 pictures of the party arrivals, including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Brittany Murphy, Cindy Margolis, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Ludacris, Harry Hamlin, Lisa Rinna, Haylie Duff, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Paris Hilton, Victoria Silvstedt, Avril Lavigne, Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro, Michelle Trachtenberg, Rachael Leigh Cook, Nicky Hilton, Gabrielle Union, Kelly Osbourne, Kimberly Stewart, Stacy Keibler, Ryan Seacrest, Sofia Vergara, Taryn Manning, Maria Sharapova, Melinda Clarke, Tom Green with a fanny pack, and Tori Spelling.

    Update: Images removed on request.

    Posted to Avril Lavigne | Brittany Murphy | Carmen Electra | Dave Navarro | Haylie Duff | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Jessica Alba | Kelly Osbourne | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | Parties | Photos | Ryan Seacrest | Stacy Keibler | Tori Spelling

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    Apr
    26
    Paris Hilton can get her lawsuit thrown out if she just goes to a club


    Paris Hilton has two lawsuits pending against her. One is $10 million defamation case filed by Zeta Graff for a story that Paris invented about Graff attacking her in a night club in July, 2005. Paris arranged to have the fabricated incident leaked to Page Six, which is otherwise a bastion of responsible journalism.

    There is another defamation lawsuit against Paris by party planner Brian Quintana. He was granted a three year restraining order against her after she made threatening phone calls to him, famously calling him a "lazy Mexican." Quintana was friends with Paris, until he is said to have told Paris' boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, to dump her to get back with Mary-Kate Olsen.

    Paris is not allowed to get within 100 yards of Quintana, unless they're at the same party.

    Now Quintana is willing to drop the lawsuit - if Paris will show up at the launch of the nightclub he's now running, Teddy's, which was recently closed for underage drinking and mismanagement.

    But he's offering her a final laurel branch - the chance to put the past behind them and join him to relaunch trendy Hollywood nightclub Teddy's. Hilton was a regular at the hip Roosevelt Hotel club before it closed its doors last month (MAR06), amid reports of underage drinking. And Quintana, who has been approached to take charge of the club, believes it the re-opening will be a perfect opportunity for the two foes to kiss and make up.

    He explains, "I don't want to drag out a lengthy legal battle. I need people to know they can trust me because I'll be around for years. "So, for a small fee, I'm asking her to make an appearance with me (at Teddy's)." He'll even drop the restraining order, which prevents Hilton from coming within 25 yards (75 metres) of the party planner when they're at the same event, and 100 yards (300 feet) at all other times.

    That's pretty generous and business-savvy of Quintana. Whether Paris shows up or not, he just got a ton of free publicity for the club.

    Here she is getting out of her car. I know - thrilling - but she does seem to get caught behind the pop-up door for a moment.

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    Apr
    25
    Paris Hilton cried to get out of a ticket


    Maybe Paris Hilton can act. According to the Swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet, the hard-partying heiress cried to get out of a ticket for driving without a registration for her new car:

    Paris Hilton visited several nightclubs the night between thursday and friday. The wealthy heiress drove around in her brand new Mercedes SLR - worth almost half a million dollars - when she suddenly was pulled over by the police. The reason was that her car didn't have a valid registration for the state of California, which technically gives the police the right to tow the car. But according to several witnesses, Paris started crying real bad, which made the female officer feel sorry for her and eventually give in. Shortly after, Paris could drive away with only a warning.

    So Paris didn't even get a ticket for driving with an unregistered vehicle. She's had the car for about a month, so you think she could send one of her minions to the DMV for her. Here are some pictures of Paris getting a parking ticket, so she's at least suffered that indignity.

    Here's a German commercial for online yellow pages featuring Paris ordering some rolls:

    And here are pictures of Paris celebrating her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III's 21st Birthday Party at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas on 4/22. [via]

    Update: pictures of Hilton at the opening of the "replay" clothing store in LA last night. Brandon Davis is launching his line of jeans at the new store. Davis is a former friend of Hilton, and spoke out against her last year, calling her a racist. Nick Hilton also attending the opening.

    Paris will host a rock concert at an Austrian ski resort this weekend, and will have to introduce Pink to the crowd. Pink mocks the skinny heiress in her video "Stupid Girls."

    PARIS HILTON will travel to the ski resort of Ischgl, Austria, on Sunday. While she's sure to get in some exercise, some posing, some dating, she is actually there to serve as the host of the Top of the Mountain concert series. Among her duties, she'll introduce rocker Pink, who closes the concert.

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    Apr
    21
    Paris Hilton gambled away her Bentley


    There are plenty of stories this week featuring quotes from Paris saying how much she loves playing poker and is obsessed with it. We thought that she was talking crap to get press, but apparently she has a serious gambling addiction.

    She lost her Bentley in a poker game, and her parents even banned her from the casino named after her and want her to go to rehab!

    Paris Hilton has been banned from her own casino and ordered into gambling rehab. The socialite's parents, Rick and Kathy, have barred her from playing in their Paris Hotel and Casino, which was named after her, after she gambled away her $175,000 Bentley car. Now the hotel heiress has been ordered by her parents to seek help for her alleged problem, according to Daily Star newspaper.

    The 25-year-old Simple Life star developed her penchant for gambling after spending the last few months playing poker in Las Vegas tournaments with her sister Nicky. Paris revealed: "I'm obsessed with poker. It's my favorite game now. I'm lucky in Vegas. I always win."

    But her lucky streak ran out after she lost her Bentley GT in a high risk poker game. Paris agreed to stay away from the city's famous strip of casinos but has now reportedly taken up internet gambling to get her thrills.

    She has a lot more to lose than most of us, if her boyfriend has any sense he'll keep a tight hold on that $275 million he just inherited.

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    Apr
    19
    Paris Hilton's new line of cellphone games


    Paris Hilton is launching a new line of cellphone games, starring herself of course.

    The initial game will be "geared to tweens/teens and fans of Paris Hilton," according to an official announcement Tuesday (April 18) from the games' publisher and developer, Gameloft.

    "Mobile gaming is really hot right now, and I'm excited to be part of this project," Hilton said in the Gameloft statement. While Hilton might not be a big gamer, she's made appearances at industry parties sporting a bejeweled Nintendo DS and flashy PlayStation Portable, courtesy of her hosts.

    Hilton won't have anything to do with the project except for lending her name and likeness to the game.

    Paris held a party at her place Monday Night for her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos' 21st birthday. (We said it was next week, but we were wrong.) Perez Hilton has the details:

    Revelers included: Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly, Brett Ratner, Milla Jovovich, Vincent Gallo, Elisha Cuthbert, Kimberly Stewart, Jon Alagem, David Katzenberg, Brody Jenner, Andy Milonakis, Casey Johnson and Lucas Haas.

    Around midnight, Courtney Love made a surprise appearance, accompanied by Billy Corgan and her drummer/friend Lisa.

    Miss Love looked gorgeous, dressed in all black, wearing strappy, diamond-covered heels, and her hair adorned with decorative fabric.

    At 1:30 A.M., some boys and girls jumped in the pool, including Stavros - clad in his boxers - and Paris (who went swimming in her dress). Quite a fun way to cap the evening!

    Here are Perez' pictures. He doesn't have to make his tag so obtrusive - we know he was there.

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    Apr
    18
    Paris freaks out without her security pillow


    Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports that Paris HIlton refused to board a plane at LAX when she discovered her Tempur-Pedic pillow wasn't with her. She demanded that she be taken to the nearest mall to buy another one, and then got sidetracked by all the pretty, shiny things:

    PARIS HILTON threw a bitchy-snit at LAX when she discovered flunkies hadn't packed the "personal pillow" she always takes when she flies — and flatly refused to board her NYC flight without it! Flouncing out of the airport, Ms. Simple Life ordered her limo driver to whisk her to the Westside Pavilion mall several miles away. But after picking out a new Tempur-Pedic pillow, shop-aholic Paris couldn't resist popping into the Guess store... then Nordstrom... then Rampage... and finally ended up spending three hours — and $3,000! By that time, she'd missed her LAX plane and the next two — so the chauffeur gunned it to grab the next available flight at John Wayne Airport. And during the ride, Paris calmly catnapped on her brand-new pillow!

    That's just a little bit spoiled.

    Here are Paris and Starvos Niarchos III at a Lakers game recently. Niarchos will inherit $275 million when he turns 21 next week.

    She is shown above with Hugh Hefner at his 80th birthday party.

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    Apr
    13
    Paris Hilton sings happy birthday to Hugh Hefner


    Paris Hilton sang happy birthday at a party held for 80 year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner. She wore a bra, panties and garters and exhibited a surprisingly good singing voice. Hef was also feted by Donald Trump, Three-6 Mafia, Jenna Jameson, Bill Maher, and Oliver Stone.

    Here's the video of Paris singing to Hef and some photos of Paris and her mom Kathy at the LA Lakers "3rd annual Mirage Las Vegas Casino Night and Bodog Celebrity Poker Invitational" benefit on April 12, 2006 in Santa Monica, California. She certainly likes to suck on things.

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    Apr
    10
    Maxim 100th issue party: Vanessa Minnillo catfight and Paris sings


    The Maxim 100th issue party was held on April 8th at Club Tryst at the Wynn Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. While Christina Aguilera and Haylie Duff showed up, Paris and Nicky Hilton are noticeably absent from the arrival and inside pictures of the party. We know that they were at the Maxim weekend event as they attended the poker tournament the day before.

    The sisters must have been too exhausted to party on Saturday night, because Perez Hilton reports that they were out quite late with a group the night before. Vanessa Minnillo had a cat fight! Paris also gave an impromptu performance of her entire CD at club Pure at 2:30 in the morning.

    After dinner, everyone headed to the nightclub area of Tao, where all the folks that had competed in the Maxim celebrity poker tournament came to get their after-party on.

    The highlight of the evening had to be when MTV VJ and Nick Lachey's new paramour, Vanessa Minnillo, was escorted out of the club for allegedly getting into a fight with a girl in the VIP area.

    Around 2:30 in the morning, Paris, Nicky, Jon Alagem, Perez and The Craigster all hopped in the car and headed over to Pure at Caesars' Palace, where Paris put on a show for the adoring crowd!!

    Totally spontaneous and utterly amazing, Paris handed the DJ at Pure her CD and proceeded to perform her entire album.

    Yeah, it was "hot." So hot that the crowd kept asking for more encores and Paris - eating it up - vamped and worked in on the stage, even doing some songs twice.

    Oh no. The crap has just begun with Paris' album. You can bet her singles are going to get more airplay and become stuck in a loop in your head worse that Madonna's "Hung Up."

    Here are some of the more sober people at the Maxim party the next night, including Jordan Bratman and Christina Aguilera, Hayden Christensen, Shannon Elizabeth, Taye Diggs, Usher, Lucy Lawless, Vanessa Minnillo, Carey Hart (without his wife pink), Haylie Duff, Kristy Swanson and James Franco. Lil Jon, Ludacris and Usher performed.

    16 pictures total.

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    Apr
    07
    Paris Hilton: "I'm an icon"


    First Paris Hilton thinks she's on par with Charlize Theron when the biggest movie to her credit is "House of Wax" and the upcoming "Pledge This" and now she thinks she's an international pop star despite not having released an album:

    Hilton enthuses, "I loved doing (the album). I've always had a great voice.

    "I'm an icon. You either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with."

    Unfortunately her album might actually be a hit. With Three 6 Mafia on board, they will add beats and remaster her voice so that it sounds nothing like the original.

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    Apr
    06
    Paris: I'm still with Starvos!


    Paris Hilton has overcome her fear of foreign languages and insists that she's still with Greek oil heir Stavros Niarchos III.

    The hotel heiress was doing her thing on the red carpet at the Roxy nightclub in LA - but Stavros was nowhere to be seen.

    She'd turned out to support pal Bijou Phillips, who was performing in a one-night stage production of Hedwig And The Angry Inch.

    According to IMDb, Paris said her boyf, who is at the University of Southern California, was at home concentrating on his studies...

    "He's turning 21 in two weeks, so he wants to get all the work done before the big birthday."

    Further rubbishing reports of trouble between the lovebirds, she added: "We just got back from the Bahamas.

    We just got back two hours ago. We've been relaxing for the past five days."

    Paris must be waiting eagerly for Niarchos' birthday. He stands to inherit $275 million when he turns 21. Paris is only expected to get a mere $50 million for her inheritance.

    Hilton and Niarchos were last photographed together about a week ago.

    Paris shouldn't be so concerned about money. She's signed up to add her name to a line of sunglasses to join the watches, handbags, leather goods, and cosmetics under the Paris Hilton label. [via]

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    Apr
    05
    Paris Hilton talks trash about Nicole Richie


    Guess the text messages that Paris sent Nicole in a bid to reconcile with her ex friend were just "words that she wrote" because Paris lost her patience with Nicole and has talked a bunch of trash about her:

    Paris told Elle magazine: "She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her.

    "I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason.

    "It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head.

    "I never want to speak to her again - ever."

    Paris - your sister's name is Nicky. It's very similar to Nicole and all, but they're different people.

    Also, speaking of letting fame get to your head - what is up with this video of you taking your own picture over and over again?

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    Apr
    04
    Paris and the lazy eye


    Paris Hilton should not wear her hair back, because it emphasizes the fact that one of her eyes is a bit squinty. Hilton attended "Hedwig And The Angry Inch" presented by Smashbox cosmetics at the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood last night. Other celebrities pictured include Cisco Adler, Milla Jovovich, Scott Weiland, Mark McGrath and Taryn Manning.
    Danny Masterson and Juliet Lewis must have just smoked up at the celebrity Scientology center because they both look pretty high.

    9 more pictures after the jump.

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    Apr
    04
    2BFree Fashion Video and pictures of Nicky Hilton


    Nicky Hilton attended a cocktail party held by retail consulting firm Directives West in LA last night. She donned her typical black satin attire with black boots worn over jeans. Nicky needs to liven up her wardrobe a little and call in some help with her boring clothing line.

    Here's Nicky's sister Paris walking the runway at the 2BFree fashion show. There are also interviews with Kelly Osbourne, Haylie Duff, and an obviously drunk Tara Reid.

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    Mar
    31
    Did Nicky and Paris get in a fight?


    First Paris is spotted with circular finger-shaped bruises on her arm and now Nicky has one too. The sisters are either into a new kind of harsh arm massage or were grabbing each other hard!

    Nicky's bruise is on her right arm, while Paris' bruises are on her right, suggesting that they were facing each other during the fight. (And that they both are left handed, which is not true and blows our theory, but it's a somewhat slow news day.)


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    Mar
    30
    Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba get parking tickets


    In the past two days, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba have neglected to pay the meter. Hilton's mistake in West Hollywood is made all the richer by the countless paparazzi and onlookers that witnessed the incident. All someone had to do was fish out a quarter to help the girl out, but no one bothered. In the image above, several people are gathered around Hilton's car to mock her misfortne.

    Alba received a parking ticket on her Toyota Hybrid on 3/27, while Hilton got the ticket yesterday on her $500,000 SLR McLaren Mercedes Benz. Hilton was at a tanning salon while her car was ticketed.

    Six more after the jump.

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    Mar
    29
    Paris Hilton's album might not suck


    Three 6 Mafia just announced that they will be producing tracks for Paris Hilton's new album. The girl convinced them to work with her when they met up at the Winter Music Conference in Miami last weekend. It turns out all she had to do was ask:

    "We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party and she said she liked our song 'Stay Fly' and asked could we work with her," Jordan 'Juicy J' Houston told the Memphis Commercial Appeal. "We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it."

    "We're just getting in the studio and putting together some more tracks for her." "From there, we'll see, but it will be a blast working with Paris Hilton. I mean she is Paris Hilton."

    Maybe Paris is clever after all.

    We have two sets of recent pictures of Paris. In the black and white photos taken at Fashion Week in LA she is shown backstage at Louis Verdad and also preparing for the 2BFree show. She is on the set of The Simple Life on 3/23 in the color pictures. [via]

    Three more of Paris filming The Simple Life after the jump.

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    Mar
    29
    Paris Hilton fulfills wish for superficial cancer patient

    Paris Hilton got all choked up in an interview while describing the earth-shattering experience of opening her closet to a 16 year-old girl in remission from thyroid cancer:

    "I've been wanting to do this a long time,working with make a wish. Giving one day of your life can make such a difference, really brighten kids spirits, and it's just...

    I mean just the look in their eye when you just meet them, I mean how happy and grateful they are, there's nothing like it."

    You can watch the video here, and see for yourself when Paris starts to fake cry - right at the point when she's describing "the look in their eye when you just meet them." Yes Paris, it's overwhelming to be so adored. (Paris needs more attention, watch this video of her taking her own picture over and over again.)

    Paris opened her heart and her closet to Amber, who was celebrating her 16th birthday the next day, saying things like, "lets find you a hot outfit for your birthday," "you love it," and "you like this."

    Later the two went shopping on Rodeo drive. Amber said it was her dream to meet Paris Hilton and she called the day "amazing."

    It is nice of Hilton to volunteer for the Make a Wish foundation, and we're glad she found someone who can appreciate exactly what she has to offer. [via]

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    Mar
    27
    Paris Hilton and Three 6 Mafia in Miami


    Paris Hilton partied with Three 6 Mafia last night at the Opium Garden in Miami Beach. The event was part of the Winter Music Conference that we mentioned earlier.

    Three 6 Mafia, recent Oscar winners for the Hustle and Flow song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," are being sued by a fan injured at a concert. Ramone Williams, 19, claims that Three 6 Mafia incited a riot in a Pittsburgh bar in 2003 while playing the song "Let's Start a Riot" and is trying to hold the band responsible for the beating he suffered. He also blames them for letting him in the club in the first place since he's underage. We don't think the guy has a case. He certainly waited until the band was sufficiently famous and the statute of limitations nearly ran out before filing his claim.

    Here's Paris the attention whore (watch her take pictures of herself over and over in this video) and Three 6 Mafia. Other guests included Paul Oakenfold, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland, Perez Hilton, Tracy Young and Brooke Hogan.

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    Mar
    26
    Video of Paris Hilton taking her own picture - more than once

    Paris Hilton likes to kill time with vanity as seen in this video of Hilton at fashion week in LA taking her own picture over and over again. It's rather boring and mildly sickening.

    Hilton has been seen out twice with Stavros Niarchos in the past few days, belying rumors that the couple has split. We think Hilton just needs men around constantly to satisfy her vanity.

    Here are Hilton and Niarchos and a carful of friends heading to Teddy's night club in Hollywood to see Prince perform. Hilton and Niarchos were photographed earlier on Wednesday after a trip to the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood.

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    Eight more pictures including Hilton boarding a private plane headed for Vegas on 3/24 (the girl does get around) after the jump.

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    Mar
    24
    Paris Hilton in a Japanese Manga

    We were poking around Flickr looking at ParisHilton tagged pics and came across quite a few candids that everyday people took of and with the heiress. We also found these cartoons of Hilton in a Japanese Manga. (Mangas are basically comic books and are sometimes made into anime.)

    We posted the preliminary sketches from the Hilton's upcoming animated series earlier today. The Hiltons look better in the bug-eyed Japanese version.

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    Mar
    23
    Paris wants to make up with Nicole


    Paris Hilton is looking to reconcile with estranged friend and Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, but she's doing it in a half-assed way - via SMS:

    “Paris is realizing that she could wreck any future career as she burns out on bad publicity,” says a source. First on her make-nice list? Nicole Richie, 24, of course! Paris “has sent text messages to Nicole wishing her well and hinting that they should get together to talk,” says a source.

    Nicole has dismissed Paris’ overtures, “She just doesn’t trust Paris anymore,” says an insider. Paris isn’t letting the silent treatment get to her, the insider adds: “she’s even hoping that when she and Nicole are reunited, they can find more joint projects!”

    So Paris wants to make up with Nicole to further her career? Like everything else she does, this is all too transparent and Nicole won't be having it.

    Here are some pictures of Richie at the Charlotte Ronson fashion show and after party last night.

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    Mar
    23
    Paris Hilton and Benjamin McKenzie?


    Paris Hilton was said to be getting close to Bejamin McKenzie of the OC, who normally keeps a low profile and is not known for making public appearances. Before you start to get indignant about it like I did, realize that Hilton has been all over the place lately according to The Scoop:

    The partying heiress — who apparently has split with Stavros Niarchos — has been busy auditioning replacements. When Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympic hottie Jeremy Bloom recently, she "made a bee line" for another club, according to Life & Style Weekly, where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart.

    But Hilton's dance card has been even more crowded. A week earlier, she was spotted with The O.C.'s Benjamin McKenzie. "She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night," an "eyewitness" told the mag, adding that the two exchanged numbers. "They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye."

    Hilton's canoodle with McKenzie doesn't mean much in light of her reputation. We hope McKenzie was just humoring her.

    Here are pictures of Paris filming the Simple Life on Rodeo Drive yesterday. Her mother makes a brief appearance.

    Five more pictures and some cartoon sketches from her animated show in progress are after the jump.

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    Mar
    20
    Paris Hilton hosting the Louis Verdad after party


    Paris Hilton hosted the Louis Verdad fashion show after party last night in West Hollywood. Hilton's sister Nicky and Michelle Trachtenberg were in attendance.

    Trachtenberg is working on a film that is now shooting in Vancouver called Black Christmas. It is about "four sorority sisters being harassed with anonymous and terrifying calls and then killed off one by one during Christmas break." It's a remake of a classic horror movie that we've never heard of. We can't wait.

    This guy Louis Verdad looks like a smug little prick. No wonder he's friends with Paris.

    Four more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    20
    Carmen Electra and the Hiltons at Fashion Week


    Carmen Electra and the Hilton sisters were photographed at Mercedes Benz L.A. Fashion Week in Culver City, CA yesterday. Matthew Perry also made an appearance sporting a cute spiky hairdo and glasses.

    As we reported two days ago, Electra and Navarro are denying reports that their marriage is in trouble because they're spending time apart:

    Electra's rep tells me, "They are fine, fine, fine. This started somewhere and it's just gotten out of control." Whispers of problems apparently began in recent weeks because Electra and Navarro haven't been seen together as much they used to be.

    Looks like Navarro was too busy this time to sit through a fashion show for the sake of his marriage. We can't blame him.

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    Mar
    19
    Paris and Paris, part deux

    picture of Paris hilton in Paris Latsis' lap with the caption: We'll never call out the wrong name during sex again
    Paris Hilton has reportedly left Stavros Niarchos III to return to her namesake ex, Paris Latsis. At least they were getting cosy at a nightclub, and that's good enough for Britain's Daily Mirror:

    The 25-year-old socialite broke up with Greek shipping heir Niarchos after weeks of public fighting.

    And now Hilton has been spotted with old flame Latsis in Los Angeles nightclub Privilege.

    A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror says, "The two Parises spent most of the evening together, head to head and laughing in the corner.

    It's not surprising that Paris is single, since she was said to have been trolling for guys at a party on Wednesday night. A little catchup with an ex doesn't make for a reconciliation, though. Paris is so flighty we doubt this one will happen. [via]

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    Mar
    18
    Josh Hartnett disses Lindsay and Paris


    Josh Hartnett is quoted in Page Six lamenting the role models created by the gossip media:

    "What scares me with pop culture is . . . looking at my younger brother and sister and their friends, seeing my little sister's friends looking, like, to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - I just don't think that's anything to strive for. I don't think those girls are too happy. And it's like, the culture is so focused on a more self-oriented . . . luck-based mentality. It's just like, get what's good for you. It's a herd mentality that I think is really about making money."

    Hartnett is right, after all, and we're just as guilty for elevating Lohan and Hilton even though we make fun of them. Page Six says that Hartnett may be influenced by his famous girlfriend, Scarlett Johansson, who has a long-running feud with Lohan.

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    Mar
    18
    Backstage at the 2BFree Fashion Show


    Tara Reid and Haylie Duff watched Paris and Nicky walk the catwalk at the 2BFree Fashion Show.

    Paris and Nicky posed backstage in what looks like a hotel room. Paris is so inebriated that she comes off as desperate rather than provacative. Eight more after the jump.

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    Mar
    18
    Paris and Nicky Hilton at the 2BFree Fashion Show


    Paris and Nicky Hilton modeled on the catwalk at the 2BFree fashion show in LA yesterday. 2BFree was founded three years ago by young brothers, Cedric and Yves Benaroch:

    [They] took the simplest of silhouettes, hardware and fabrics to create a signature style that redefines “rock n roll” casual ware. Fusing tie-dye with rhinestones and nail heads, 2 B Free created a fit and look that was not only sexy, but modern and ultimately wearable. Yves and Cedric Benaroch 25 and 24 respectfully, are the creators of Los Angeles fashion phenomenon 2 B Free, which gained its highest notoriety and entree’ into the world of the fashion elite, during the Spring 2004 Smashbox Fashion Week in Los Angeles.

    Here are Paris and Nicky at the show.

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    Mar
    17
    Paris seeks mate


    Page Six reports that Paris Hilton sought male companionship at the premiere of "The Godfather: The Game" in LA on Wednesday night. Her antics suggest that she's rid of Stavros Niarchos III. We reported at the end of February that she was wearing an engagement ring, but that appears to be short-lived.

    She was trolling for hunks at the launch of "Godfather: The Game" at Privilege in L.A. the other night. Hilton was overheard asking event staffers if Olympic skier Jeremy Bloom was coming to the video game bash, explain ing that her "friend" had a crush on him - although it was sus pected that Paris herself was inter ested in the studly skier. When Bloom didn't show, Hilton asked a friend, "Are there any hot guys here? I need a hot guy."

    At least she hooked up with her cousin, cutie celeb blogger Perez Hilton.

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    Mar
    13
    Paris Hilton gets some work done


    Paris obviously doesn't want to be photographed as she enters the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery in Beverly Hills. According to the Institute's website they are careful about patient confidentiality and strive for a natural surgery result:

    Dr Stanton has always believed in maintaining a high standard for "patient confidentiality..."

    Your surgical outcome should result in an improved, natural looking appearance.

    The clinic advertises a full range of procedures on their website, including nose jobs, eye lifts, breast jobs, and liposuction. From the looks of the staff, they don't do that good of a job. (Unless that's a guy.)

    They also offer non-surgical detoxification and nutritional supplements, and it's possible that Paris was just popping in for some vitamins. Pictures [via] and PopSugar reported this first.

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    Mar
    13
    Paris breaks a widdle toe on her big-ass foot

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    I don't enjoy giving Paris so much air time, but she's hard to ignore. Her daily escapades provide a lot to write about. In the latest Paris News, she has broken a toe and is bemoaning the fact that she can't fit into her high-heeled Choos:

    Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is suffering from a broken toe - and her main complaint is she is unable to wear her towering Jimmy Choo high heeled shoes.

    The wealthy blonde insists style comes before comfort, but the swelling is so bad she can barely get her shoes on, let alone walk in them.

    Hilton says, "It's the size of a watermelon. How am I going to wear my Jimmy Choo's?"

    Paris' feet are huge too. Most stores don't even carry her size - a whopping 11M.

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    Mar
    10
    Paris dines with the enemy

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    TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton had dinner last night at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills with the woman who is suing her for defamation for $10 million, Zeta Graff. The two were later seen entering The Roosevelt Hotel, and TMZ has the video.

    Paris fabricated a story that Graff attacked her in July, 2005 in a London night club. She then arranged to have the story leaked to The Post. In a deposition in November for the case, Paris tried to dismiss an e-mail to her publicist in which she called the Post article about the fake incident "genius" by saying, "whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write." She also didn't recognize that London was in the U.K., and admitted that she was scared of voodoo.

    It does not seem like a friendly dinner will patch things up between the two, as TMZ found that "the lawsuit is [still] 100% active."

    Here are pictures of Hilton and Graff on the night in question.

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    Mar
    10
    Paris Hilton gets a party exemption

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    You've probably heard this by now, but here's a recap: Paris Hilton's restraining order now states that she must stay 100 feet away from party planner Brian Quintana, who she famously called a "lazy Mexican," unless the two are at the same party. In that case, she can be within 25 feet of Quintana.

    The exemption was won by Paris' lawyers after she was barred from the Vanity Fair Oscar party when Quintana was already inside. Paris would not have made it into the party anyway, as Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter stated that she would "never attend one of the parties I host."

    Carter's statement has gossip blogs buzzing that Hilton's 15 minutes are over.

    With the latest news that Hilton has herpes and is releasing a new album, we're sure that people won't tire of talking about her.

    Here she is shopping and filming "The Simple Life."

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    Mar
    10
    More proof that Paris is brilliant

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    The track list on Paris' upcoming album was announced today in a published interview. Fox News, grateful to be granted five minutes of the heiress' time, edited out her spiteful comments, fed her lines, and credited her with intelligence and wit far beyond her ability to comprehend:

    Indeed, the whole Paris mystique is a put on — and one that’s earning her millions of dollars. She actually has kind of an ironic sense of humor. When I asked her what happened to fiancé Paris Latsis, she replied: “He wasn’t hot enough.” She concluded that the latest boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, “is very hot.”

    Me: “But really you’re not getting married or anything, are you?”

    Her: “Are you crazy? I’m 25. No way.”

    Me: “In fact, you don’t need these boyfriends do you? They’re just ornaments.”

    Her: “That’s right.”

    She has not-so-nice things to say about her ex-pal Nicole Richie. They’re probably printable, but hey — this isn’t the Star.

    Paris' three word remarks do smack of irony, don't they? Someone talks in a normal voice and suddenly they're brilliant.

    The song list on Paris' new CD must also be ironic, because surely it's not just moronic and predictable:

    1.) Turn it Up 2.) Turn You On 3.) Stars Are Blind 4.) Jealousy 5.) Heartbeat 6.) Fightin’ Over Me featuring Fat Joe and Jadakiss 7.) Are You With It? 9.) Do You Think I’m Sexy? 9.) Screwed 10.) Not Leaving Without You

    That's right, Paris is doing a cover of Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy." Many people think you're sexy, Paris, and now at least one guy at Fox thinks you're clever, too. [via]

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    Mar
    08
    Paris Hilton to star on Simpsons

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    Although she was banned from the Vanity Fair after-party, Paris Hilton has gained entry to the most exclusive club of all. Paris is slated to guest star on the Simpsons.

    Creator Matt Groening confirms, "Her name is on the list. It could be a good show."

    Paris joins the much more talented Madonna as the latest celebrity to lend her voice to the popular animated series. And I never thought I would have a reason to be jealous of her.

    Paris was also a guest on the OC last season. She played a much smarter version of herself at a club.

    There's no way you missed this peacock outfit she wore to Elton John's after party, but just in case you want a good laugh:

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    Mar
    06
    Oscar After-Party Pictures: Elton John's party

    Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, the Osbournes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan and more celebrities at Elton John's Oscar after-party.

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    Mar
    05
    Paris Hilton wins an award

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    The Razzies were announced today, and Paris has won!

    Paris Hilton, described by the Razzies as being the "notorious air-headed heiress," won worst supporting actress for her death scene in "House of Wax."

    Other lucky winners included:
    Worst Actor: Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    Worst Supporting Actor: Hayden Christensen - Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
    Worst Actress: Jenny McCarthy - Dirty Love
    Worst Screen Couple: Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman - Bewitched
    Worst Sequel: Son of the Mask
    Worst Picture: Dirty Love
    Worst Director: John Mallory Asher (McCarthy's ex husband) - Dirty Love

    And a new category was announced: "most tiresome"

    The Razzies, which parody self-congratulatory Hollywood award shows such as the Oscars by roasting the worst of Tinseltown, this year added the "most tiresome" category to salute "the celebs we're ALL sick and tired of."

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes deservedly took home the "most tiresome" Razzie.

    In case you haven't heard of the worst picture, Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Love," don't worry, no one else has heard of it, either:

    Billed by its producers as a "modern day Cinderella story," the movie grossed just $58,116 and was drubbed by critics.
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    Mar
    05
    Oscar parties are boring and pretentious

    The NY Times reveals the cut throat etiquette at Oscar parties, where only fresh nominated faces matter:

    IF YOU'RE SOMEONE'S DATE, DON'T EXPECT TO BE INTRODUCED. No one cares about spouses, relatives and arm candy at Hollywood parties. You could be a Nobel laureate, but if you're a plus-one during Oscar week, no one will want to meet you. And your significant other probably won't introduce you. Don't take it personally...

    IF YOU HAVEN'T WORKED ON ONE OF THE NOMINATED FILMS, CONSIDER STAYING HOME. Being at an Oscar party without a nomination is like bleeding in an ocean surrounded by sharks. The safest course is to stay out of the water...

    KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN... Moderation is the word. Your behavior is always being watched, by the industry and by the press.

    THOU SHALL NOT PITCH.

    GIVE YOUR ENTOURAGE THE NIGHT OFF."It is truly the one night of the year where entourages are not tolerated," said Judy Levy... For those who don't make it into a party, rejection at the door can be painful since you are forced to do a reverse red carpet: a humiliating walk past the hundreds of publicists, television cameras and paparazzi who just witnessed your attempt to get in.

    DON'T EXPECT TO MEET YOUR HOST. Although everywhere else it is considered good manners to seek out your hosts and thank them, in Hollywood the opposite is true.

    If you're lucky enough to get invited to an Oscar party, you're meant to talk to people you know, not drink or eat, keep a low profile, and never introduce your significant other. It sounds like so much fun.

    Here are Kiera, Sienna, Nicky & Paris at the Endeavor Pre-Oscar Party on 3/4/05. The Endeavor party strives to be press-free:

    Endeavor agent Patrick Whitesell avoids competition by throwing the very last of the post-Oscar parties, a tightly exclusive bash in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills that begins in the wee hours and raves until dawn. Journalists aren't welcome there, either.

    Four more of Nicky and Kiera after the jump. Pictures [via]


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    Feb
    28
    Paris Hilton thinks she competes with Charlize Theron

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    Proving that she doesn't know her alphabet, Paris Hilton confuses the D with the A list:

    The 25-year-old socialite, who previously appeared in critically-derided horror film HOUSE OF WAX, is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron.

    And Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with the Oscar-winning star.

    She explains, "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts."

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    Feb
    28
    Paris and Nicole arriving on the set of The Simple Life

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    Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn't even acknowledge each other. It's surprising that they haven't reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

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    Feb
    27
    Is Paris Hilton engaged again?

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    Paris Hilton was spotted having lunch with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, and later shopping with her sister Nicky out on Robertson Boulevard in LA on February 26th. She is wearing a shirt that says "Don't Believe the Rumors" and seems to be wearing an engagement ring on her left ring finger. She has shown a visible bump recently, and her breasts seem larger. It's possible that she's pregnant and engaged, but it's also possible that she's neither. She was supposedly pregnant last year and nothing came of that. In other news, Nachos is not looking too good, but it could just be an unflattering photograph. (Yeah, right.) Two more pictures after the jump [via]

    Update: this is fatty Brandon Davis, not Paris' ex, Stavros. We will not make this mistake again.

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