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Celebitchy Archives: Robbie Williams
Jul
10
Robbie Williams treated for sex exhaustion


British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:


But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.

A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.

He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.”

A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.

Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday — although only one of them stayed over.

On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.

I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.

Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.

Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can't perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

That woman who wrote "I'm a doctor - shag me" on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn't expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from "Almost Famous" and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars' penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he's going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he's undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I'm not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you'll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]

Posted to Photos | Robbie Williams | Sex | Weak

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Jun
01
Robbie Williams' team wins Soccer Aid


Robbie Williams' team, "England," won the Soccer Aid benefit for the United Nations Children's Fund last weekend. Williams' opponents, the "Rest of the World" team, were lead by Gordon Ramsay. Each team was made up of ten celebrities with six World Cup soccer greats. Argentinian football great Diego Maradona played for the "Rest of the World" team, but they still lost to "England":

Actor Jonathan Wilkes managed to score two goals in a solo effort to put England 2-0 up within the first 20 minutes but Diego Maradona managed to convert a second-half penalty - awarded for a handball by singer David Gray - for the Rest of the World side. Jonathan Wilkes was named man of the match.

A sell-out crowd of 75,000 fans was at Old Trafford to watch the match, with millions expected to tune in to watch the game live on ITV1.

The England team, captained by Williams and managed by Terry Venables, also included former England internationals Paul Gascoigne, John Barnes, Tony Adams, David Seaman, and Bryan Robson alongside TV stars Jamie Theakston and Angus Deayton.

Ramsay's team included former Argentina international Diego Maradona, former Chelsea star Gianfranco Zola and Tony Blair's former spin doctor Alastair Campbell.

Here's a highlight video of the goals:

We made fun of Wiliams for getting caught smoking last week after he pledged to quit for the sake of his team, but he pulled off a win anyway. This isn't Williams' first time working for UNICEF. He's been a UN Ambassador since 2000.

Posted to Good Causes | Robbie Williams | Sports

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May
25
Robbie Williams: Busted!


Singer Robbie Williams told everyone that he quit smoking in order to shape up for the British celebrity soccer tournament, "Soccer Aid." The Sun reported it on 5/21 as it was real news:

The star has been a 60-a-day man since he was a teenager.

Despite being teetotal and quitting drugs, the wicked weed is one habit he has not been able to kick.

But the prospect of his celeb England team taking on Gordon Ramsay’s Rest of the World squad for charity has finally made Robbie chuck away the cigs for good.

Corrie star Bradley Walsh, who is on Rob’s team, revealed: “We are calling him ‘No Cigs Robbie’.

“He’s taking this very, very seriously and will do anything it takes to win.

“And we will win. Gordon couldn’t even beat us at swearing, never mind footie.”

Ex-Take That star Robbie, 32, once confessed he would like to quit smoking — but was too scared of piling on the pounds.

He said: “The thing is, I’m a fat bloke inside this body and the minute I stop smoking, I’ll get even bigger.

“It looks like I can’t give up until my fame runs out. Then I can be a healthy Robbie Nobody.”

Williams looks pretty gulty to be caught smoking outside the reception for the upcoming game yesterday. He must be more afraid of dealing with withdrawl and gaining weight than letting his team down.

"Soccer Aid" is a fund raiser for UNICEF. Robbie Williams leads the team for England, with the "Rest of the World" team lead by Gordon Ramsay. Teams match ten celebrities with six World Cup soccer greats. Argentinian football great Diego Maradona has joined the "Rest of the World" team. Coverage is on Britain's ITV (launches automatic sound), and Robbie's team won the first match last night. The final game airs on Saturday at 7:00 pm

Posted to Addictions | Good Causes | Robbie Williams | Sports

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Mar
27
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston should be BFF


Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are superb at giving arrogant quotes. Since they both dated Brad Pitt and hate the entertainment industry they have a few things in common to complain about. It's surprising that you don't see more of those two rude bitches together, and we think they would make great friends.

Paltrow was just quoted bitching about Robbie Williams in faux British vernacular. She probably resents the fact that Williams is more talented than her boring husband:

I don't get Robbie Williams. I think he seems rude and he's always getting his knickers off.

Well, we can attest to the fact that Williams likes to get naked, and that he looks damn good in the process. As for being rude, it takes one to know one.

Here's Paltrow in NY last week trying to bundle up.

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