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31 Responses to “The Enquirer says a Spears family member confirmed Jamie Lynn is pregnant”

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  1. Mairead says:

    Oh I will throttle the stupid little girl myself!! 🙄
    For goodness sake, either put a coat on it or a cork in it – or something!

  2. Celebitchy says:

    She’s not wearing her engagement ring out. Maybe she just doesn’t wear it every day but that’s not a good sign.

  3. geronimo says:

    Can’t keep up so saving myself for when it’s 100% true. Or not. 🙂

  4. xiaoecho says:

    Her neck looks strange. As if it’s bruised

  5. Julia says:

    Well I know a couple of women older than Jamie Lynne that have been caught by it being very easy to get pregnant just after having given birth, so it wouldn’t amaze me. Poor girl getting caught twice if it is true…

  6. xiaoecho says:

    don’t forget, the same thing happened to Britney

  7. Jackie says:

    I hope she’s not pregnant again but it could all very well be true. Britney was pregnant again when Sean Preston was 3 months old. Despite making some huge mistakes, it’s actually quite refreshing to see Jamie Lynn living quite a normal down to earth life. The girl shops at Wal-mart. At least she hasn’t forgotten where she came from.

  8. pebbles says:

    if this is true, how stupid is this girl?! buy a pack of condoms – – you can afford it.

  9. Baholicious says:

    I just wanted to point out that it takes two to make a baby folks. There’s two stupid kids here, not just one and rather than putting a cork in it or tying her legs together, maybe what’s-his-face should either keep it in his pants or put on a raincoat, the latter of which I’m sure he’s capable of procuring without her help.

  10. Because I say So says:

    What a rousing endorsement for abstinence only education… 🙄

  11. Kaiser says:

    @Geronimo – Right? I’ve been avoiding these JL threads like the plague because I don’t want to read all of the bs “confirmations” and “denials.”

    But doesn’t this one sentence sum up so much of the Spears family’s dysfunction? “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.” 🙄

  12. ally says:

    don’t compare her to britney..my mom got pregnant 4 months after she gave birth to me, my little brother wasn’t really planned, but it was ok because my parents wanted more children anyway..after 22 years they’re still married and very happy…britney divorced, but I think that is kinda the same thing..jamie is 17 years old, unmarried and with a “boyfriend” that seems sent from hell, if she’s pregnant again then she’s certainly dumb as a rock ❗

  13. jay says:

    Putting a “raincoat” on it is definitely a good idea…however, it’s not a 100% preventative. Nothing except NOT doing it is. Believe me, I am a firm believer in teaching birth control, make no mistake, but, BUT, if you have already “been there done that” I’d think you’d take all precautions, including NOT risking another pregnancy so soon. And who the hell told them that breast feeding is a preventative?? Sheesh….

    As to the WalMart shopping…hmmmm…if it were Target is it upscale enough to elevate the purchases of the same stuff?

    Just wondering….;-)

  14. SeVen says:

    the NE got the first one right … whos to say this one isnt? Although from the first article they seemed to hint that someone else other then Casey ” Fuck a’lot” Aldrige was the dad so….

    Stay tuned next week for another exciting episode of ” The World doesnt Care”

  15. Jenna says:

    I have an inking that this is true. I also can’t help but think that her mother will make Jamie Lynn abort it. Actually, I think her mother is most livid because she couldn’t put this in her book.

  16. mollination says:

    Says her shirt, “Yoga keeps me flexible”…..get it? Flexible? *wink*wink* I think the shirt is hinting that she has sex. You know…flexible??

    Jesus christ, I don’t think we need clever euphymisms when you’re pushing a stroller you fucktard.

  17. Leandra says:

    I don’t think it’s so bad. She’s got one anyway…she could be all done having kids by the time she’s 20 and then instead of dealing with teenagers when she’s 40 she’ll be free and can just enjoy life.

  18. JaundiceMachine says:

    I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but judging by the company she keeps, this story has credibility.

    I don’t feel bad for JL – I feel bad for her spawn.

  19. Kate says:

    Alright, I am going on a mission to remove all the reproductive organs from the Spears girls – everyone is invited!

  20. Bodhi says:

    Good god! I hope it isn’t true, this girl needs to get her life in order before reproducing again!

  21. vdantev says:

    Like I said, bring back the chastity belt. I’ll JB Weld the thing onto her myself.

  22. KDRockstar says:

    Granted, she is not the best role model for tweens. Whenever “Zoey 101” comes on TV, my son changes the channel and says, “I’ll watch it when they show how Zoey got pregnant.”

    Still, she has the financial means to care for a child, if not the familial or spiritual support. I’m more worried that she’s bipolar like Brit.

    I’m in your schools… your kids are having sex. Are you talking to them? Are you telling them to “tie your legs together” or to abstain? Get a banana, get a condom, show them how to use it, then tell them that it still causes crying, screaming, money-sucking, crazy-inducing babies to be born.

  23. Codzilla says:

    Dante: I’ll hold her down. But if we get arrested, can you post bail for both of us?

  24. Jeanne says:

    Wow is she dumber than a box of rocks or what?

  25. Amy says:

    @Leandra — having babies isn’t a chore that we should “get out of the way” so we can “enjoy life” again while we’re still young!

    Yeesh, you kids today…

    Oh, and the tacky shirt? Way to go, Jamie Lynn. You’re a great role model — a teen pushing around her baby in a stroller with a trashy double entendre on her shirt.

    Should have gone with the one that says “Sperm Bank,” if you ask me. (Family Guy, anyone?)

  26. SeVen says:

    Woot the OxyClean Warewolf is in the background of the header picture… to the left and behind!

  27. sauvage says:

    I can’t believe there are still people out there to hold up the chastity thing. Oh, and the “condoms don’t work”-lie. Teenagers do have sex. That’s a fact. Whether protected or not, and I’d prefer them to protect themselves. It might not be a good idea to get a hormone implant while still breast feeding, but that for example would have been an option to begin with. Yaya, I know, nothing is 100% secure, but still, using protection – any protection! – will significantly enhance your chances NOT to have to take care for a whole other human being while you’re still unable to take care of yourself. Besides, what condoms, and only condoms, will protect you from, is HIV, is Clamydia, is fungus, is…

  28. Jody says:

    I agree Sauvage, there are so many more reason to protect yourself than just pregnancy. Herpes stays with you a lot longer than a baby.

    It’s not just abstinence education, or lack of sex education here. It’s much bigger than the kids. Look around. 1 in 4 ADULTS has some form of STD– 1 in 4. People are stupid and/or lazy, but it’s usually both.

    I’ve heard guys say, with my own ears, that nothing compares to ‘bareback’, or that they can’t come with a condom. It’s our responsibility as females to watch out for our uteruses (uterii?)/lady bits. Especially if you’re JL who’s man is an alleged cheater anyway.

    I’m reminded of a great Madeline Khan quote, “Men are not true to anything, they will have sex with a tree.”
    — And you can bet they won’t use a condom either.

    @mollination– I was thinking the same thing about her shirt–maybe she should lay off the yoga, apparently she’s a bit too flexible.

  29. sauvage says:

    Oh my god, Jody. You just reminded me of the times when I would have Herpes (the facial sort, not the one on your private parts, thank God) every other week. Puberty sucks!
    I didn’t know about the “one in four”-part, thanx for that information. I guess a lot of people still fall for good old “I look at all the girls CAREFULLY”-BS. Can you believe it? “He didn’t seem sick” – yeah.

  30. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Oh well hell, she might as well have another one now. Then get her tubes tied and be done with it. Just think–by the time she’s 35 she’ll have an empty nest, her youngest would be 18. Wooo hooo! Then she can REALLY party.

    Ah well, I got nothin’.

  31. aspen says:

    You know…I don’t understand why it’s so taboo to suggest that these girls just simply NOT lie back and spread them every time they feel an urge. Seriously! Since when did being oversexed at the age of 15 become some sort of requirement? Just to stick it to moral framework you don’t agree with? How about…instead of condoms and pills that require forethought and responsibility and an attention span greater than that of a fruit fly…we actually tell these little darlings that it’s better NOT to have an express lane put in for every boy that makes you feel tingly in your pants.

    I seriously despair for the future. ‘Cause what kills me is that the vast majority of people think that those of us who waited for adulthood to get laid are puritanical at best and fanatical religious zealots at worst…simply for suggesting that it’s probably best for 17 year-olds NOT to be doing this at all…rather than demonstrating condom use and then patting them on the head and expecting them to use good judgement.