These are some new photos of Lady Gaga in Cannes today. She going to be performing at the film festival tonight, which I suspect will feature lots of “JUDE-AAAAA!!” But hopefully it will feature some Karate Kid music too! I think in some of these photos, Gaga is actually skipping…? Sure. Why not? I also appreciate how she goes everywhere pantless these days. Remember when she used to wear elaborate costumes as daily wear? Now she’s all “Eh, let me just throw on some control top panty hose, a bra, a leather jacket and my wig, and I’m done.” The wig is especially rough, though.
Meanwhile, Gaga is featured on multiple covers of V Magazine for June. Not only did she do some photos for the mag, she also wrote a column “in which she shares her thoughts on fashion and gives an exclusive look into her world.” NY Mag imagined themselves Gaga and they wrote up a fake “preview” of her column:
Dear Little Monsters:
These are my confessions, my inner most thoughts and most honest beliefs about myself, me The Artist that is Gaga, a statue of which you may bow to on knees and palms as you read this. Cry a little, too, please. I can only share these facets of my most imaginative imaginativeness with you, Little Suckers — I mean, Monsters — because you are part of My Art and fly with me on the wings of the albino unicorn that are taking me on the Journey from a disco ball bra to a firework bra to something else entirely because that HACK KATY PERRY RUINED F-CKING FIREWORKS FOR MEEE.
What? No, I didn’t say that. Katy is my sister. Those are YOUR thoughts, melting into mine. Your mind IS my mind. Yes. It is. It.
So, in this story — are you weeping yet? HISS — I will give you one, just one, confession. And if you COMPARE ME TO MADONNA ONE MORE TIME for saying “confession” so much know that it will not scar my creative psyche. But now that you’ve read enough of my deep, deep, important, fabulous, sparkling thoughts, here is what I am going to tell you: My feet. Are f-cking. Killing me.
[Fake Gaga’s column for V, via NY Mag]
What’s sad is that this is what Gaga might have written two years ago, back when she had a sense of humor. Alas, that bitch is gone.
Photos courtesy of V Mag, Fame & WENN.
I wonder if she ever wants to go out w/jeans, a t shirt, and flipflops. Totally agree she seems to have a formula outfit—show lots of skin, super high heels, bra, undies, maybe some tape on her boobies.
Diva beauty? LMAO!!! Flat fanny-pack is more like it.
(I hate that takes-forever to load Allstate insurance add)
bored this way is how i feel about her all the time recently
I miss the Gaga that had a sense of humor about her ridiculousness. I used to like that she was outrageous. 80s rock star level absurdity. Because she acknowledged it was silly and sparkly and all of life’s a stage or whatever.
Now she’s reverted to a trite club kid, enamored with her own oeuvre, taking herself far too seriously because her head is way too far up her own ass.
Gaga, I liked you when you were creative, spunky, fun. When you understood your place in the universe. Now….you’ve let me down, Gaga. I was never a little monster, but I was certainly a fan. Now I’m over all of it. You ruined yourself for me.
The NY Mag faux-Gaga article is spot on.
I don’t understand how she doesn’t get arrested for going out like she does sometimes. Seriously, a bra, panties, pantyhose, and a vest…that is NOT decent.
I have to give her credits for her figure: she looks great.
She looks like a fool – and there’s a reason for that.
Everything about her screams “look at me, look at me”, which I guess is the point. Just not that interested in looking though as it is just not appealing.
So Over Her!
The streets would be full of people dressed like that if society would accept it, and if they wouldn’t get arrested, so Gaga nor her underwear is unique, she’s just protected by her celebrity.
That would actually look a lot less ridiculous without the second, white pair of panties on top of the satiny black ones. She’d still be a pantsless wonder but the white panties make me want to not just cyber-bitch-slap her but actually cyber-punch her.
The most outrageous thing she can do right now is to dress like an ordinary person.
Why does she hate pants? why?
Ugh, why does she make herself look so ugly? She’s not a beautiful woman anyway, but she makes it so much worse by wearing ridiculous, unflattering things like this.
Blech… she’s always been fug… it just keeps getting worse.
Agree with you KJ, her head is so far up her ass she’s seeing daylight through brown eyes.
I like her boots and spiked collar. Me want.
Other than that, perhaps Gaga and Taylor Momsen should hook up, as they both never wear any pants.
Shouldn’t she be working on creating better music; not more photo ops for the paps – this is why I prefer the old school musicians, they had talent and weren’t shallow and self-absorbed like so many of today’s “musicians”; she lacks the self confidence that comes with real talent. ANd yes I also wonder how she gets away with dressing like that and not getting arrested – oh, that’s right she’s become a celebutard.
I wonder if Stefon is part of her entourage. Cannes hottest club is…
I love gaga. She looks great. I’ve yet to see her take herself that serious.
Arghh…I’ve always held back. I’m a hater of sorts but I like weird. So I shut up sometimes about weird. But Gaga, well, she screams ‘desperate for attention’ to me. You know, the forcing assistants to sleep in her bed or shower with her, still needed stuffed animals, etc – that shit is wack.
Truly weird or odd people typically don’t scream for attention. They just be. Gaga seems unwaveringly phony and desperate with a capital D.
underpants are not clothes.
Guys, do you remember when some year ago or so, Gaga would wear these elaborate costumes to events that looked outlandish and put-together? Lots of lace, headdresses, very freaky, but looked quality?
Well, seems those days are long gone. Now all she wears is tacky bondage gear and really just looks trashy, as if she’s completely run out of ideas. In fact she looks like a typical exhibitionist goth girl with no sense of style whatsoever.
Shit, I used to wear boots like these and a studded collar/armband shit with that cybergoth hairdo when I was, what, 16 and had little to no resource to buy quality goth gear. Except… I also wore pants.
Oh Gaga, you’ve gotten so boring. I outdid your streetstyle when I was SIXTEEN. You’ve gotten lazy, mother monster!
I’ve been following Gaga pretty much since she came onto the scene back in 2008 with her hit Just Dance. In those days I went on Perez Hilton a lot who featured her a lot before her music career took off and blew up.
Before she wore the “elaborate” costumes, THIS is how she used to walk around. Leotards and tights, her bra and underwear showing… I even remember an interview where they asked her why she never wore pants. Then after she became more famous, she started wearing ridiculous (but fully clothed-mostly) get ups. Now she is back to showing her skin and underwear. I think she just goes through cycles… maybe she’ll surprise us next by wearing normal clothes.
she is high as a kite!!!
i love gaga but she has jumped the shark. the genuine “non genuineness” off the whole thing is gone. you cant live the “art” and still market as a luxury/anomaly, it loses the point.
i saw the madison square garden show on HBO and it was, um, a little amateurish in theme and personal performance. as a whole the concert was well staged and choreographed and she no doubt can sing and dance, but her statements to the crowd revel just how young to this she is. “i hate money! No body understands me! back when i was a student struggling” —shes like, 24 and loaded.
anywho if she went back to tea cups and techno we’d all be better off.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!
Is this the new alley cat chic?
My oh my, girl, the times they are a-changing… and you’re looking creepy.
Man there is just something so fake and desperate about her. And her music is so blah… I mean it’s no worse than other pop music but that’s just the thing… it’s just regular ole pop music… it’s nothing special. the way she goes on and on about how “unique” she is is a bit annoying since she hasn’t done anything remotely creative. I mean, the pop genre is about as mundane and uninnovative as you can get… I’m just sooooo not amused. There are a lot of “weirdos” out there… but they come across as genuine and they usually make music outside of the pop genre… she’s so effing boring… and the desperation is just off putting…
Gaga’s trapped in her own cartoon character. :O If she tried less hard with every outfit maybe I would take her more seriously. Maybe. 🙂
There is nothing interesting or notable in her appearance. Snooze. And “ick”.
This look totally reminds me of Christina Aguilara’s “Dirrty” phase.
Gaga… I hate to tell you this, but… you have no ASS. You are minus an ass. Your legs look great, but wearing control top pantyhose as ‘pants’ does NOT do anything for you (& your lack of ass.) You should ask Kim K. who ‘enhanced’ her’s. Or maybe Nicki Minaj will donate a cheek? (God knows 1 cheek is all you’d need from that woman. Jesus.)
Lady Gaga & Nicki Minaj… They’ve never collaborated on anything, have they? They have so much in common… Weird, nonsensical lyrics, ridiculous obnoxious costumes, too much make-up, & they both get their wigs from the 99 cent bin at the Halloween store.
Can you imagine? They’d probably end up competing for attention.
Speaking of cartoon characters: She looks like she flopped out of a tank in the pet store from one of my 7 year olds favorite cartoons, Fish Hooks. Googley eyes, gaping mouth and all.
@ Amy – I remember her leotards and skimpy clothing, but the current skimpy is what rubs me off. She just so badly reminds me of girls whom I see in rock festivals in the summer. And it’s just so damn… ordinary. Seriously, a spiked collar? I’ve still got those laying around in my drawers. I’ve yet to see a girl in a leopard print leotard though.
Is her face naturally that cockeyed, or was she just too stoned to put her glasses on straight?
she always looks like she got high and went to the fancy dress shop for a laugh and hired the most ridiculous stuff she could find
She looks F-U-G-L-Y!
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I managed to watch the Monster Ball special last night. Now, I like Gaga, but I was less than impressed with her performance. It just seemed so…boring.
She kept going on about how she was bullied and how she’s made it now. And she always dreamed of playing Madison Square and now she is. And she kept stopping in the middle of songs to tell the audience yet more underdog stories about herself. It was a real turn-off.
I’m a fan of hers, but seeing this has made me think differently of her. And not in a good way =/
At least she’s wearing a bra.
If you keep in mind that she was once a go-go dancer, her clothing choices aren’t THAT strange.
I heard that Gaga is suffering with an ulcer in her stomach and can’t stand any pressure on her belly region .