Jennifer Love Hewitt’s striped vest & shorts with tights: cute or bad combo?

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I understand Kaiser’s dislike for booties with skirts now that I see them on J.Love in this rather unflattering outfit. I have a pair of cute black booties, I have worn them with tights and a skirt, but sometimes they just look awkward. (I have this pair in black but I got them at Ruelala and they were a lot cheaper. Now I’m surfing for shoes, one of my favorite past times. Some of you read gossip at work, I look at shoes as an escape from the gossip.)

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Anyway Hewitt worked the sidewalk like a catwalk while wearing a loose striped vest/shirt, black short shorts and tights with booties yesterday. We’ve seen time and again that the girl can’t dress, which kind of explains her affinity for Leger bandage dresses. Hewitt uses formula dressing on the red carpet, and even though I’m over those Leger dresses I think she works them well. She grabs a little designer purse (and she does like small purses, which make no sense to me as a mom) puts on a bandage dress and some heels and she’s ready to go.

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So here’s she’s trying to mix it up with a larger bag and a put together everyday outfit that isn’t too dressy or too casual. She looks cute, but something’s off about this outfit as a whole. Also, look at how she’s walking all sexy, holding that script up like a prop and keeping her mouth open a little. It’s funny! She needs some attention, and I think she should try to get on Dancing With The Stars. I think she would be great on that show.

Here’s J.Love later in the night with a big scarf, jacket and the same shorts and ankle boots. She looks better here.
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The last we heard of J.Love she was premiering her new much-younger looking boyfriend at an event last week. The guy was 27 and she’s 32, so the difference in their ages isn’t that big of a deal. It’s been a whole week so here she is strutting her stuff for the paps.

Oh and I almost forgot that J.Love and her boyfriend were Brad and Angelina for Halloween! We don’t have access to photos of their costumes (they’re at this link), but she got Angelina’s emerald dress just right and they even toted around a bunch of baby dolls. It was actually really funny. J.Love tweetedI just wanna say that our brangelina costume from last night was purely paying homage to my one of my fav couples and there glamour. I think they are awesome and I love how big and sweet there family is. It was meant with no disrespect and all love!;)

There glamour” and how “sweet there family is.” The woman is 32 and a native English speaker and she doesn’t know the difference between there and their. It’s not a texting issue either because both words have the same number of letters. I bet she screws up they’re too, which is why she wrote out “they are.” Oh my.

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Here she is in another costume as a cheerleader with her boyfriend dressed up as beer. I thought this might be a Laverne and Shirley thing, but I doubt it.
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  1. KLO says:

    The chick is beautiful. Don’t hate 😀

    At least she got rid of the bangs here. Gotta give her credit for at least that.

  2. blc says:

    She looks good. She has struggled with her weight in the past but she looks healthy and fit and beautiful here. Maybe it’s not the greatest outfit but she wears it well.

  3. Flea says:

    Cute!

  4. Faye says:

    It’s a cute outfit, but I would have swapped the booties for a pair of jewel toned pumps. That outfit needs some color.

  5. Artisan says:

    She is indeed hella cute. Especially in her Halloween outfit.

  6. samab says:

    I lostit… when she got back her thin body?she looks beautiful!!

  7. spinner says:

    Love the little swing top!!

  8. brin says:

    Ugh, she wears the worst outfits.

  9. Wildone says:

    The outfit is just bad and the way she stops and poses for the paparazzi is just sad that she that desperate for attention.

  10. WhiteNoise says:

    Every single component – the top, the shorts, the legs, the boots, the bag – seriously awful in every possible way. 10/10.

  11. Jen34 says:

    She must be dieting and exercising like crazy. She hasn’t been this thin in ages. I don’t like the outfit, but you can’t blame a girl for showing off her new body.

  12. Franny says:

    i bet its so strange to walk down the street and everyone stops to stare at you. its so bizarre.

  13. gee says:

    I love both the outfit. She looks great!

  14. Denise says:

    So, I see that the Snookitina stuff it in opaque tights is catching on. As for her bad grammar, ugh, just, ugh.

  15. Kara Ann says:

    I loved the Brad and Angelina Halloween costumes! It was a cute idea and instantly recognizable.

    J. Love looks so good now. Weight gain is a b*tch especially when your photo is in magazines, etc b/c of it. Good for her that she has a handle on that…for now.

  16. Ally says:

    She did fine with the tights. They actually hold the thigh giggle pretty well. I do the same thing…but not in shorts. lol

  17. Turtle Dove says:

    She looks nice.

  18. I Ivy says:

    The business with the (so-called) “boyfriend” is most certainly another cheap publicity stunt (like the dozens of other ones which preceded this.) The guy,oddly,is from Texas….No record of JLH ever having been seen with a Texan before this. I note that JLH has semi-bleached out her hair color…..don’t like that.

    What a “coincidence” that a JLH project is going to surface exactly one week from now(JLH does some narration on the History Channels’ epic 6-hour “Vietnam in HD” special,Nov.8-10)

    Good that you pointed out those 2 grammatical mistakes. (Is it REALLY JLH on Twitter?) I think of her as highly intelligent,and NOT illiterate at all.

  19. Dani says:

    Looks like she lost some weight. She looks good.

  20. I Choose Me says:

    Wow, she looks really cute in that cheerleader outfit.

  21. ShanKat says:

    She looks pretty. She is bad at fashion.

    That looks like the weakest beer ever.

  22. Aquarius74 says:

    I think she’s cute. She has lost some weight. Her clothes are ok. What’s the problem ?

  23. StephanieMarie says:

    The booties you had a link to would totally work with a skirt/shorts.

    Hers do not. They end right where her calf begins to get thick which tricks your eye into thinking her whole leg is think.
    The little ankle ones on the other hand show off a thin ankle and don’t “stunt” the leg…
    I believe yours (Celebitchy) are called “shbooties” (shoe/boot) and they look AWESOME with a skirt!

  24. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Out of the post I have seen of her, this is the best she has looked all year. It’s not great but for her it works. Even her hair is tolerable.

  25. Ally says:

    Very cute!

  26. stephanie says:

    she has lost weight and looks good!