I know we’ve already covered Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, but now that I’ve read her US Weekly cover story I wanted to report on some of the truly stupid things she said. Also, we didn’t mention that Kourtney sold her pregnancy announcement to US. A reporter for the Hollywood Reporter was on Entertainment Tonight last night and he estimated that Kourtney banked around $100k or more for that story. ET also acknowledged the Kardashians’ sick amount of media saturation and the fact that the public is burning out on them on one hand, but still paying attention to them on the other. It’s like even the most mainstream outlets realize what a joke this family is. (You can watch that segment today on ET’s website, it’s in the beginning of the full episode video.)
My favorite anecdote from Kourtney in US is about how she dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet to absorb her first morning urine because the first test she used on that pee didn’t work! Holy face palm. She has no clue that her pee would be much less diluted if she just drank some water and tried again. Kourtney also addressed the issue of how she got pregnant when she doesn’t share a bed with Scott, the presumed father of her first child.
So take us to the moment when you found out
I was four weeks along… I took a home test because my period hadn’t come. I had the tests from last year when I thought I might be pregnant… I took one and it didn’t work. It was broken! They always say your first morning pee is the good stuff, and so I took it and of course it didn’t work. I was, like, ugh! So I took another one and stuck it into the toilet! I was like, I don’t even know if that works!Were E! cameras filming?
We actually were not filming that exact moment. I ran and told Scott, but I wasn’t sure because I had just dipped it into the toilet, so then we had to wait until a little later in the day [to do another test].
[From US Weekly, print edition, December 12, 2011]
So did the second test work or not? She’s so cagey the way she explains it that you can’t tell if that second test was positive. Here’s more from the interview:
Was [Khloe] at all conflicted about your news?
No, she was really really happy for me.It’s clear on the show you and Scott slept in different beds. We have to ask: how did this happen?
That’s what Khloe asked! She was like, “But I thought you guys didn’t even have sex.” I was like “Just because we sleep in different rooms doesn’t mean we don’t do it.”Mason’s birth, where you literally pulled him out of yourself, is legendary. Will you film this one?
The last one we actually filmed ourselves. And then we decided to share it because it was such an amazing experience. This time I think we’ll just film it for ourselves and see what happens.Scott: We felt it was only fair to share that with the viewers who were attached to the ride that we’d been on having him.
Admit it, Scott, you’ve wanted to get married.
Scott: There have been times where I wanted to get married more than she did, and maybe there were even times when she wanted to get married more than I did. But at this point, I just don’t think it really changes anything. We have what we need, so that’s enough.So Kourtney, no big wedding special like Kim’s?
I think we’re happy and it’s working how it is.
I don’t pay enough attention to this family to realize that they filmed Mason’s birth and aired it. (Daniel Craig knows more about them than I do.) They did though, you can watch it here. They show Kourtney’s labor in the hospital and at around 3:40 they show Kourtney giving birth and holding Mason right after he was born. (They film it from the side so it’s suitable for television.)
So I guess I know what Kourtney and Scott mean when they say they’ll film the birth of this second child and will “see what happens.” They’ll see how much money they can get for it, because every single thing in their lives is for sale. At least they’re not getting married yet, or more likely they’re just holding out for the best offer. ET Online reports that their wedding is “imminent,” so maybe they’re totally lying here when they say they’re not getting married so that they can sell the engagement news too.
These photos are from 11/18, 11/29 and 11/1/11. Credit: Fame
Gross and stupid. She could have peed in a cup and then dipped all the pregnancy tests she wanted into that.
Wow! That red skirt/white blouse combo is dreadful. It makes her appear twice as wide as she really is.
I was just wondering who dressed her.
It’s the crazy stretched tights strangling her legs as well. Truly an awful outfit, head to toe!
Yikes! The thought of any media outlet paying for the right to announce that a dude and his second time pregnant baby mama have decided to marry. News flash, we kinda know they are going to be in each other’s lives forevah and we really don’t care if they get married.
Or maybe I should’ve said, I don’t care. Perhaps others do.
I don’t consider them human…they are just scripted, cat-faced blow-up dolls.
HAHAHAHA!!!
It’s so sad. Peeing on a stick and finding out you are pregnant is a very intimate, emotional, and significant experience. It is something you on share with your very closest friends and maybe your partner. These people are a disgusting joke and it pisses me off that they sell these stories and cheapen the experience for the rest of us.
“Maybe your partner” What do you mean maybe your partner?
I’m going to assume that Maury has taught us, not every woman knows the father of her child.
Lol
LOL I know ,right! I think your partner should know youre prego Judy Judy!
Maybe she meant that maybe he could watch?? I know a lot of guys who even after married refuse to believe girls use the bathroom. I dunno, but that Maury comment was priceless!
The hubs was never with me when I took a test. For some reason, I snuck off to do them, then reported back to him!
The Kardashians would sell the Placenta and rights to the Uterus if the price was high enough. Such gross people. They are all just nasty
What is with that red skirt? She looks dumpy and even shorter and fatter than she really is! I would not be surprised if she got pregnant just to keep the media’s attention. I can’t believe that anything these people do is genuine anymore.
Urgh. So pathetic, but tbh if the K’s are kicked to the sidelines we’ll end up with Courtney Stodden. I’d rather a Kardashian, no matter how awful and trashy their clothes are, at least they wear them.
Surely she consulted Kim on this. Kim is the pee expert in the family.
Nailed it. Cheers
HA! Awesome
LOLLL
hahahaha! (and how was the pregnancy test “broken”? like – in half? wtf?)
Well I’m going to assume by broken she means that it didn’t register when she peed on the stick. Perhaps she didn’t pee enough or whatever the case may be. It just didn’t register, LOL. She sounds like an idiot though. Stick it in the toilet? UGH.
Why would you describe Scott as the presumed father of Mason? He has publicly acknowledged Mason as his child. To imply otherwise is just being mean…what is this, the Dark Ages where if a man doesn’t marry you, your kids are all b*stards? I’m burned out on the Kardashians too but not enough to question the paternity of an innocent baby, especially when his own father doesn’t question it.
And plenty of women can’t figure out home pregnancy tests…maybe it’s nerves or inexperience or just unclear instructions. They’ve simplified them a LOT through the years, which leads one to believe that many women weren’t using them correctly. I’m just surprised a wealthy woman like Kourtney would use one, instead of going to her gyn.
There are clear questions about the paternity of the boy, it’s not about the marital status of his parents at all.
I agree with MariPily. I know that you guys talk about it because of what that Premo dude alleged but it does make me cringe when people discuss Mason’s paternity in that way. We really don’t know what the truth is. They could have done a paternity test, Permo could be a fameho (like the Kardashians), it could be true that there’s a possibility that he’s not Scott’s. All I’m saying is that Premo certainly isn’t pushing for certainty and Scott is there. So bash them all for their crap, but the paternity thing is uncomfortable to me. JMO anyway.
Sorry for the multiple posts. I was told that the first one had failed.
Oh and congrats to Kourtney! It’s exciting news…perhaps Mason will have a little sister.
Kim must be hating the fact that she no longer is the center of attention anymore.
US Weekly didn’t pay $100k for the pregnancy exclusive. They got the cover in exchange for running the ridiculously biased pro-Kim “Husband From Hell” story the week before.
“Just because we don’t share a bed doesn’t mean we don’t DO IT[emphasis added].”
Do it? Really? I don’t have hate for her besides my general “whatever, they’re ridiculous” mood for the bunch of them, but she’s being interviewed about her new baby. People are going to read this and she said “do it” like a jr high school kid. Granted, I sometimes still say “do it” but usually jokingly and I wouldn’t say it in an interview. At least not if I expected anyone to read it.
I can only say, im hoping they are investing their money and making good financial decisions now because they will soon be out of jobs.
In a perfect world, yes!
Wow, and people say Jessica Simpson is stupid! *smdh*
Khloes boob is showing in that last picture, button up woman, I don’t want to see your tatas
Toilets and Kardashians. That’s really all you need to take away from this.
You know, what made Lindsay Lohan more amusing to follow is she was getting in the news in spite of herself, rather than it being her reason for living.
How romantic – we dont sleep together but we do it. Pathetic! Kourtney only “did” it with Scott because she wanted another baby. She has been very vocal about that. She will NEVER sleep with Scott now that she has gotten her 2 babies. She’ll kick him to curb when Kardashian empire goes. He is only around for the tv show/to make her look good like she has babies daddy in picture.
I wish she stuck her head in the toilet bowl and gave it a flush.
This family is disgusting.
I wonder if we will get a miscarriage story from them soon to try and garner more sympathy for them. I wouldn’t put anything past this family.
As long as we are talking about them- good or bad, they are loving it and raking in the money. Ugh and I just contributed to it. 🙁
Nobody cares enough about Kourtney to pay her what she wants for engagement news so I’m sure that’s why they haven’t announced.
I’m guessing the only reason they got $100k is because Pimp Mama Kris has shut their fame game down and the papers needed something on them. Yes, the papers are still jonesing for them not realizing the public does not want any more news on them. When PMK ends this crap and lets her whores back on the stroll Kourtney will be relegated back to the useless, non interesting one.
Don’t get me wrong, Kourtney is the lesser of the 3 evils but she’s still uninteresting, useless and vapid (not to mention the way she talks!). I get that she’s not as interested in the fame like the others, but let’s not forget she’s still putting herself on tv and collecting checks. She doth protest too much methinks.
Khloe DID pimp out her marriage to Lamar. They have their own reality show. And she can sound and act JUST as annoying as her sisters. The only reason she gets sympathy is her mediocre looks and body, and the fact that she’s less in-your-face than her hoe sister Kim.
Why is she alone on the cover? Shouldn’t she be with her son and the father of her child? Still not believing this story..
I’m NOT happy for her! People like that take babies and pregnancy for granted, they look at as a publicity stunt. I have lost 2 children due to miscarriages within the past year and I am very bitter toward people like this!